#grrr. swissdew.

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swissdew being romantic and feeding eachother chocolate covered strawberries and cuddling infront of a fireplace :(

idk if this was an art request or a fic prompt but nahhh this is sooo HOLD ONNN LETS TALKABOJT IT

Okay so like christmas time right BECAUSE RIGHT it’s perfect. dew wearing one of swiss’ hoodies Guh. Dews hands are cold so they’re on swiss’ tummy GUHHH. SWISS IN A TURTLENECK WERE BACK IN THEBTRENCHES GETDOWN (AIRSTRIKE ALARM) (WWEEEOOWWW) (EXPLOSION) (DEAFENING RINGING)

fuck offf the strawberries u know swiss’ bitchass used his paycheck for a chocolate fountain just because fuck it. blowing men may as well blow his money too.

dew licking the chocolate off of the strawberries and swiss is like ur missing the fucking point and dew is like it’s my own little game (autism)

grips a table. their faces are all red from the heat of the fire but swiss’ is mostly blush because he has a fucking crush on dew. His husband. he’s so excited u don’t understand he loves their little dates.

dew going off on a rant about some dumb human christmas movies and how they’re all the same and that Krampus was comical. Swiss just like right uh huh no for sure baby yeah noo right yeah (he loves the way dew’s voice gets higher when hes angry)

swiss in those plaid pajama pants iiiii just almost turned into a werewolf. they have matching fuzzy socks and slippers hand made by cumulus THAT GIRL IS KNITTING SO MUCH DURING THE HOLIDAYS. matching sweaters trust. SWISSIN A BEANIE PLEASE DIE. dew would rock one too i’m getting sidetracked thinking about winter ghouls but anyways. swiss starts calling dew strawberry after this because his red face n lil freckles OUH good one syringe…write that one down….

that’s all i got for now. one of u (side eye at miasma) work your magic