#groupchatfic

[flowers-in-bloom13]

I made a pjo/hoo groupchat fic and posted it on AO3 and I've decided to post it here and so here it is. Btw it contains, percabeth, valgrace, slight frasel and gruniper?

Annabeth has created a group chat!

Annabeth: I've created this groupchat so we can discuss important matters, such as quests, prophecy's, etc. so no messing or joking around.

Percy: bytr ammenegh

Annabeth: and please try to type correctly, Percy.

Leo: Annabeth, I created this phone ur using rn, I should be able to create the rules😎

Annabeth: that's not how it works, Valdez. I'm the one who created this groupchat so I should be the one to decide the rules.

Percy: yegh LEo Annie id rigjt !

Will: Percy, please just download grammerly or something

Percy: sauys teh guy wtih dcoterps handwritung!!!

Will: ???

Jason: guy's help I just burned myeslef

Will: Go to the infirmary???

Annabeth: how?? how did you burn yourself???

Leo:...

Percy: 🙀 what deodos leO haev too do wthi jaosn geying butned ???

Annabeth: oh.. right. I forgot how oblivious you are.

Percy: im nor ovlisuc !!!

Piper: Annie...I know you said Percy was oblivious but I didn't think you meant THAT oblivious

Hazel: yeah what the fuck how is it possible to be that oblivious???

Grover:...

Percy: OmGs G-Mrn Hhiiishiiiii

Grover: HI PERCY!!!!!!!

Grover: Wait we're talking about how oblivius Percy is???

Annabeth: yep.

Grover: Percy is adn was sooooo oblivius rght annabth??

Annabeth: yes he is. It took him five years to realize I liked him.

Grover: those 5 years of 3rd wheeling where so bad :(

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NEW STORY!!! GROUPCHATFIC!!!

[ao3feed-tododeku]

Memories Turn into Daydreams

memories turn into daydreams (wait for me and i might not leave) by Felldew

Denki Kaminari: guess i was just a really fucked up 7th grader Kyoka Jiro: pretty sure we were all varying levels of fucked up in 7th grade Tsuyu Asui: when i was in 7th grade a kid got trapped in a locker for an entire day. u could hear his muffled screams down the hall yet no teacher cared Mina Ashido: when i was in 7th grade i crawled around in a ceiling Momo Yaoyorozu: When I was in 7th grade I cried for like 2 hours after getting a B on a math test and my mom had to come pick me up Denki Kaminari: holy shit are u guys ok Kyoka Jiro: do you even need an answer

Words: 3395, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーロ���アカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Kaminari Denki, Todoroki Shouto, Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka, Asui Tsuyu, Ashido Mina, Yaoyorozu Momo, Dabi, Iida Tenya, Bakugou Katsuki, Toga Himiko (barely)

Relationships: Jirou Kyouka & Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Kirishima Eijirou & Katsuki Bakugou, Asui Tsuyu & Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku & Uraraka Ochako, Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyouka, Iida Tenya & Midoriya Izuku & Uraraka Ochako, Kirishima Eijirou & Kaminari Denki

Additional Tags: only T for strong language, chatfic, groupchatfic, i said gen but there's some heavily implied stuff as well as more stuff later, Humor, just vine humor basically, i honestly don't know what's happening here, yes i used the english spelling/name arrangements it's what i know them as ok, it was a nightmare to format this as well as relationship tag it, it's all platonic for now, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, very few of them can actually spell

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27566212

[princess-of-the-corner]

One of these days I’m going to post the wrong chapter to the wrong fic. Like, oh, you got a notification that Lady Luck updated? Too bad. When you go to read it you get slapped with somewhat incomprehensible fma Groupchatfic. 

[beefedleafed]

just my opinion but groupchatfics are one of the world’s greatest evils

[flowers-in-bloom13]

Chapter 9. The newest chapter so far. Also valgarce

Nico: Help.

Jason: why???? what happened????

Nico: on

Will: *no

Will: Nico ran away from the infirmary.....again.........................

Will: Nico, get back to the infirmary or no mcdonalds fro a yeaer

Nico: oaky

Leo: Jaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Jason: oh my gods what???????????????????????????????????????????

Leo: can we make-out? 🥺🙏

Jason: what

Jason: no

Leo: but...

Leo: it's been an hour and hes STILL not responded to ME his BOYFRIEND

Leo: jase

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Jason: what is it now?????????????????????????

Leo: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: LET'S MAKE-OUT NOW??????????????

Leo: PWETTY PWEASE?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Jason: what in the fresh tar tar sauce is that spelling?

Leo: LETS MAKE-OUT NOW, JASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason: uh-

Jason: I'm at cj...

Leo: SO??????

Jason: You're at chb..............

Leo: ...........

Leo: I'll get the argo 2

Jason: what?????????

Jason: Leo?

Jason: Leo.

Jason: Leo!

Jason: LEO

Piper: what did I just witness?????????

Leo: true love, Pipes, true love

Jason: FINALLY YOU'RE ONLINE ANSWEAR ME LEO

Jason: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY YOU'D GET THE ARGO 2???

Jason: LEO????????????

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This is chapter 2

Anyways this chapter is called "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss"

Solangelo and implied Valgrace

I'm sorry if/when there's any ooc. idk all the charters so well(I'm on blood of olympus rn)

but I have consumed wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much fan content.

Jason: Leo?

Leo: yesssss, Superman?

Jason: How's your spelling so good?? you're as dyslexic as Percy how do you spell so well???

Leo: Grammarly

Jason: ah. that make ssnese

Will: NICO

Leo:???

Will: Leo shut up, this is a private matter between me adn Nico, go make out with Jason or something

Leo: pkay, Jasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I'm comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will: NICO

Nico: waht?

Will: don't yiu ''what?'' me. you know what you did.

Nico: what did i od? idk whfgt I ddi

Will: don't gaslight me, Neeks.

Nico: but I'm nit???

Will: yes you are. you know what you did.

Nico: no I dotnt

Annabeth: what did Nico do now?

Will: he ran out of the infirmany. why was he in the infirmany yoy mighy be thinking? well. He shadow traveld half way across the world because he ''wanted to''

Annabeth: yeah, Nico, get your ass to the infirmary. and I gtg, Clarisse is starting a fight with Percy again :/

Will: Nico. Annabeth also said to go to the infirmary. go to the infirmary. now. you need to.

Nico: no i don't. i neevrt needeh togo to the infrimay

Will: Nico. get. your. ass. to. the. infirmary. right. now.

Nico: biy i dnt neei to

Will: AND SOTP GASLIGHTING ME

Nico: bur I'm nto

Will: Go to the infrimaru or else

Nico: or else whwta?

Will: or else no McDonalds for the rest of the year

Nico: I'm on my way

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Chapter 5 & 6

Time: 12:51

Jason: why are we beating someone up?????

Nico: Hazel, Reyna, Will aand perycy aer neatinh up doemeone caed ''josephine stevens'' ro seomthung idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jason: Can I join?

Reyna: the more the merrier!

Time: 20:35

Will: Well that was fun!

Hazel: I'm surprised an old woman such as her was able to put up such a fight though

Percy: sasus teh odl woamna!!

Hazel: shut the fuck up, Percy.

Percy: ... yiy d=remind mr ofo Annie...scaty...

Hazel: English please??

Percy: 4bur I fron4 enat7 tooop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazel: what the fuck.

Jason: awwwwwww I have blood all over my shirt from that :(

Reyna: me too

Hazel: me too

Jason: and all my other clothers are in the wash :(

Jason: I'll just have to convine Leo to give me back my shirt he stole

Leo: pfft I would never steal ;)

Jason: then how are the only shirts I own that are not dirty or in the wash In your cabin?

Leo: you gave them willingly

Leo: duh

Jason: sure I did...

Percy: AANNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Annabeth: what now?

Percy: hwo dooo i egtr bloooooood odff of svepyejs???

Annabeth: Use a wet sponge or cloth to remove any caked or dried blood.

Fill your sink with cold, clean water, and add a teaspoon of stain remover or laundry detergent. A stain remover that breaks down enzymes will deliver the best results.

Let the garment soak in this solution for four hours.

Rub the stains with bar soap or pretreat the item with an enzyme detergent.

Apply a small amount of hydrogen peroxide directly onto the stain.

Mix 1 quart warm water, 1/2 teaspoon liquid handwashing detergent, and 1 teaspoon ammonia. Soak the clothing for 15 minutes in this mixture.

Dab at the blood using a dampened towel or rag with cold water to remove as much as possible. Don’t scrub. This can push the stain deeper into the fibers. Work from the outside in.

Fill up your bowl or basin with a mixture of tepid water and a mild detergent or stain remover.

Percy: t hntk uouuuuuuuuuuu!

Annabth: anytime, seaweed brain.

Percy: wuetit.......Annie.............

Annabeth: what is it now?

Percy: hwo od yuo kmwo hwo to remivve bloood fron clirths????????????

Annabeth: 😑

Percy: wahyd doesido whtaht menamn?????????????????????????????

Annabeth: Seriously, Percy?

Percy: AER YUO A MJRHJFWER?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Annabeth: what? no!

Percy: OMG K MA DATINGING A KFUDERDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🙀

Annabeth: oh my gods🤦

Percy: WHAY EHAT RWOCHHCUMH???????????

Annabeth: I hope you can feel me facepalming from over here.

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Chapter 4(?) I lost count idk

Anyways

REYNA IS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

also TW(?) hazel references someone saying something home of phobic

Piper: OH DEAR DIARY I MET A BOY HE MADE MY DOLL HEART LIGHT UP WITH JOY OH DEAR DIARY WE FELL APART WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF ELECTRA HEART

Jason: What?

Piper: I'M MISS SUGER PINK LIQUR LIQUR LIPS HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE STEAL ME WITH A KISS

Jason: what in tartarus-?

Piper: IT'S BUBBLEGUM BITCH BY MARINA

Hazel: speaking of bitches..

Piper: TEA???

Hazel: I was talking to some bitch earlier who said it was ''wrong'' for people, she said this just after I said that Nico is dating Will, for people to like people of the same sex romantically 💀

Reyna: Name.

Hazel: Josephine Stevens.

Reyna: and where does she live or work.

Hazel: she's a collage professor at new rome university.

Reyna: Will or Hazel, please inform Mr. d that we're going on a road trip to new rome uni. and make sure to bring your sharpest weapons.

Will: I'll inform him rn

Nico: wastas happsnuhg?????????????????????

Hazel: oh nothing, Me, Reyna, Will and Mr. D are just going on a road trip is all ^^

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Chapter 8

Juniper: Grover, did you forget to plant the hyacinth?

Grover: uhhhh...

Grover: I thought you where planting the hyacinth...

Juniper: Grover!

Grover: I'm sorry Juniper...

Juniper: It's alright. just make sure to plant it later today. because Apollo is visiting tomorrow

Grover: what do Hyacinth's have to do with Apollo???

Juniper: Have you heard of the Apollo and Hyacinthus myth?

Grover: ohhhh yeah, I have

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Chapter 7

Leo: JASE WAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Jason: ?????????????????????????

Piper: what???

Leo: OH PIPER HIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Piper: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIRE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Jason: *Boy. not ''boi'' :/

Piper: ITS UHHHHHHHHHH IDK HOW TO EXPALING IT OAYYYYYYYYY???

Leo: SO

Leo: ANYWAYS

Leo: IT'S

Piper: LEARN TO

Piper: TYPE LONG THINGS INSTEAD OF

Piper: 1 BY 1????????????????????

Leo: ...

Leo: hypocrite.

Piper: HEY!

Piper: rude.

Leo: 🙄

Jason: so what was it you wanted to tell me????????

Leo: jeez.

Leo: I wanted to tell Piper too🙄

Leo: full of yourself much??????????

Jason: ...

Leo: WAIT T NO TAHTW AS JOKEEEEEEEEEEEDON'T HATE MEEEEEEE PELLASE JASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Leo: IM SO SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jason: ...

Jason: so what was it?

Leo; OH RIGHT OOAY SO RI AWS THE UHHHHHHHHH IF ORGOR

Jason: You forgot?????????????????????????

Piper: YOU FORGOT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Jason: How???????????

Leo: H RIGHT I REMMER NOW

Leo: OKAY SO IT WAS ------

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Chapter 3

Hazel swears✨

Annabeth: Percy.

Percy: yed annie...?

Annabeth: Did you eat all the blue cookies again?

Percy: lliddt they ehre good !!! I jsuy coultn resisyst !!!!!

Annabeth: Well, you need to learn to resist.

Leo: listen, It's hard to resist the cookies

Percy: BLUE colkeies !!!

Frank: someone help. Hazel is swearing up a storm

Hazel: no I'm fucking not

Frank:... I'm scared...

Nico: Hazel, yuore scaring the Frank agan

Will: Nico. what did I say about using your phone in the infirmary? you're supposed to be resting after all that shadow travel

Nico: ...

Leo: oOoooooooooooooo looks like someone's in trouble

Nico: Loe shut up.

Leo: WHY CAN YU SPELL EVERYONE ELSE'S NAME RIGHT BUT NOT MINE??????????????????????

Nico: idc abotut you enogh

Leo: :(

Nico: ddnt yiu :( mr!!!

Leo: :/

Nico: whadt dseo hgat even mean??????????

Will: NICO GRT OFF YOUR PHIEN

Nico: ugh fiej