#groomingtonic

[persephonis-gardens]

"Look at this scene from Conservative Show Made By And For Conservatives Hosted On The Conservative Propaganda Platform dude! It's SOOO Qweer! They ACCIDENTALLY made Conservative Show gay, wow right wing FAIL amiright? I bet the people on the animation team were ALL SECRETLY LGBTQ, it's the only explanation for how GAY Conservative Show is. Really goes to show how all conservatives are REPRESSED SEXUAL FREAKS, huh. The main character, Mr. Manly Conservativeman is SOOO homoerotoc and the show is BASICALLY about his secret queer romance with Professor Soybun Wokeford-Groomington trust me bro, Conservative Show is secretly Qweer Media and Mr. Manly Conservativeman is a Qweer ICON. You NEED to watch Conservative Show we can totally RECLAIM Mr. Manly Conservativeman that's why it's actually PRAXIS to purchase a subscription to Conservative Propaganda Platform and POST about Conservative Show on Xwitter. It will totally piss off all the right wing chuds how much money and attention we give to their GAY show"

>Looks inside

>Professor Soybun Wokeford-Groomington is limpwristed woke gay groomer teacher DEI dogwhistle and main series antagonist. big surprise

>Mr. Manly Conservativeman's "homoerotocism" is just hegemonic masculinity, "I hate my wife" boomer humor, patriarchal gender norms and dick jokes

>"Gay scene" is blatantly homophobic reactionary joke scene played for laughs and shock value

Are we really that desperate for queer rep? C'mon people

[ligaabelezoltnere]

Classy 💈 Used: @reuzel grooming tonic and matte pomade also by @reuzel🐷 #rahbarbershop #rahbarberriga #barber #ladybarber #barbershop #reuzel #reuzelpomade #reuzelmatte #schoremproducts #wahl #wahlpro #pomade #mencuts #groomingtonic #reuzelgrooming #reuzelgroomingtonic (at rahbarber) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtRWqSpBQVb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2na7d0nz3xx7

[mkae-bvilee]

That feeling when you finally get that haircut you have wanted, even though you're gonna get opinions that don't matter 😏 #coolestcutatthebank #groomingtonic #redstagstyle #redstagbarbershop #downtownreddeer #downtownbarber #yycbarber @redstagbarbershop @reuzel (at Red Stag Barbershop and Gentlemens Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsyDyiGFm-1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f87ydpvw3ezq

[leggyre]

do any of the ocs like bubble bobble?

she loves puzzle

[keeganbee]

dog daycare facebook group posts be like

Karen McDogdaycare “Help! Does anyone know how to get dogs to stop eating poop? Nothing I’ve tried works!”

John Groomington “F”

Sandra Smalldogsonly “F”

Kelly Poodlehair “Have you tried not letting them eat it?”

Greg Rawfood “F”

and my brain goes press F to pay respects every time

[mrpomade]

The brownish gold is the #reuzel #groomingtonic Perfect for blow-drying and thermal stylings. #lightweight and great for #volume The lighter blue is a #hairtonic #oilfree formula. Great for a vibrance restoration of a naturally healthy looking shine. Revitalize your #hair with the help of some great products. Stop in today and read the reviews at Pomade.com #mrpomade S/O @chopchopkemerovo @reuzel

https://www.pomade.com/collections/vendors?q=Reuzel%20Pomade

[barbersk]

Today Haircut with brand new REUZEL GROOMING TONIC & REUZEL GREEN POMADE! Find it on our shop www.barber.sk #barbersk #reuzel #groomingtonic #brandnew #barber #barbershop #gentlemansworld #barberlife #schorembarbier #bratislava #slovakia #rotterdam #madeinusa #dnesnosim (at Gentleman's World)

[ligaabelezoltnere]

Fresh @terzens 💈 #beard #shave #hottowelshave #beardtrim #longtrim #rahbarbershop #rahbarberriga #reuzel #reuzelgroomingtonic #groomingtonic #barber #ladybarber (at rahbarber) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2msXMtJ-jv/?igshid=9dz913wm0e8x

[mkae-bvilee]

Just trying to stay fast 🤜 Who else is excited for summer rides? 🏍🚘🎡 . . . Styled with @reuzel #groomingtonic and @suavecitopomade #firmeclay. @ultimatebarbersupply @redstagbarbershop. (at Red Stag Barbershop and Gentlemens Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDgo9JBh7G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1y1f87tgi19hs