#gricko is a great cook

[proboblynotstriaght]

Yeah I may have a problem with taking screenshots....

Doesn't mean I'm gonna stop!!!

As usual, minor spoilers for episode 39 of once upon a witch light : Too many Cooks. (and I'm already off too a great start considering I read that as cocks)

Derek : ooo, I will endeavor to crush it's mind"

Derek : "Only dreams now" he woke up today and chose VIOLENCE

"Grickos right, we probably should have washed our hands first"

"First the worms and now this"

*making fun of 'rizz' and gen alpha slang n their best frost impression*

"You wanna boil the lornilings?" "No-" "You sick fuck" "Yeah that's way too humane!"

"If this was your kitchen you'd know where the lid was" - Gideon

FINALLY SOME COLEXCROUR CONTENT FROM GIDEON

Derek : You've picked the right one

Gricko : OH ICE STALAGMITES

"What were my heart sounds not good enough for you Derek" "No they were not" "what the fuck derek" "I'm sorry Angela, they were great, they were great I promise"

Dm's revenge on Derek. (Derek's valley girl voise) : YAS QUEEN KILL THAT FUCKING CAT!! BITCH SLAYYYY!!! (not an actually quote)

Derek : *least realistic heart sounds you've ever heard in your life*

I love them

Mike : SpongeBob refrence

Derek : Man we are all going to die

Nikkie : You... you can feel frost filling your mouth

Richis : You could have not said that

Frost : Perhaps you could spend a few minutes - (WHILE GRICKO IS FREEZING TO DEATH IN THE NEXT ROOM)

"Although see doesn't like you" "Ok wow."

leaning over to talk to Twig, their dynamic is so sibling core

"Gricko is probably far away and outside of ear shot" "Gricko you can hear everything, as you look like Jack Nicholson in the final scene of The Shining"

"You nipple is completely gone"

Earlier, Gricko : Kremy always has his lock pick on him

Kremy : "Oh yeah this is my Lock Pick" gestures at Gideon

YOU CANNOT SEPARATE THEM YOUR HONOR

"Just chain it to your back or something Gid" "I'm not playing that character this time"

Twig messing with Gideon

The beezel berry returns, what started as a Mace-mispronunciation is now an eldritch fruit of the fae wilds

"You see him dangling his - his hooves" "BAD place to stutter there Angela" "Are those two socks with eggs in them- OOH NOOO"

I love their reaction to all put their heads down and then Derek looks up and Laughs

"Yeah we changed the name of the attraction from the dunk tank to throw fruit at the freak"

"Now was that before or after the Chunk Tank"

"Why is this chain so greasy?! I can't get any grip on it man, It's like a greased fucking pig!" - Direct quote from one Gideon Coal

Mace is swinging the wooden whistle side to side as Nikkie describes the fully naked satyr walking.

Oh I love these Idiots

FUck the 30 image limit ok, making a part 2 as I finish up the episode, brb

Edit : reblogged this with more screenshots

[oo-delallymrcrow]

Alone Time

Summary: Gricko sends everyone away for a date with you. You decided to thank him

A/N: NSFW MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! this was requested by @amethyst-gemstone and I was so happy to have something for Gricko! I still have a lot more requests to go through, you nasties 😏😈 but I hope you enjoy!!

You had just finished sweeping, wiping the sweat from your brow as you headed downstairs for some water. The whispers of the guys made you stop, it made you giggle a little as Gricko shooed them away before there was silence. You waited for a second before walking to the kitchen. Something caught your eye as you almost passed the dining room, turning to see the table set and the smell of food made your stomach growl.

“There is my beautiful lady.”

You smile and look to see Gricko holding out a rose to you with a wide grin. You take it from his hand and kneel down to his level to give him a kiss.

“Gricko, what is all this? Where is everyone else?”

“They are doing their own thing while I steal you for me self for the afternoon.”

“Oh really?” you purred as he ushered you to the table with a grin.

“Yes they are good lads. Now, sit down dear and we’ll enjoy some good food.”

You happily sat where he wanted you too as your mouth watered at the sight of the food. It was roasted rabbit and baked potatoes. Gricko sat next to you as he gestured to the food.

“Kremy helped me with the food but I cooked most of it.”

You reached over to grab his hand, “it looks great Gricko. Thank you so much for doing this.”

“You deserve it my love. You take such good care of me and Hootsie. I wanted to give you something nice in return.”

Your heart swelled with love as you both started eating your food. The taste of the rabbit was juicy and made you moan as the flavors hit your tongue. You noticed Gricko shift a bit but he cleared his throat as he asked you what you were doing before this. You told him about how you were tidying up and plan on relaxing for the rest of the day.

Once you were done, you helped grab the plates and washed them. Gricko insisted you didn’t need to but he made lunch so you wanted too. You both relaxed on the couch after and just talked to each other. He had crawled over to sit in your lap as you brushed and braided his hair as you both talked in soft voices.

He turned to face you as he smiled and buried his face into your chest. you laughed with a huff as he just hid his face in your boobs, brushing back his hair as he hummed. He mumbled something that made you have to push his face up to hear him.

“What was that?”

“I was saying I love you. You’re such a wonderful person and you make such a good mother to Hootsie. I don’t know what I would do without you.”

You felt yourself tear up at his words and pulled him in for a kiss. You thought of how much you loved him. How he was always putting everyone else first and taking care of everyone when things go awry. How thoughtful he was to put lunch together and have the afternoon for yourselves. You just had to return the favor.

You turned to lay Gricko on the couch as he looked up at you. His eyes shined with awe and love as you smiled and kissed down his neck. His breath hitched as you ran your hand down his chest and played with the hem of his pants.

“W-what are you doing?”

You hummed as you brushed your lips against his ear, making him shiver, as you pressed a kiss to his chin.

“You were so nice to plan this date for us. Let me thank you.”

You finished your sentence as you pushed your hand into his pants and grasped his cock. He moaned as you slowly moved up and down. His hips bucking up as you brushed your thumb against his slit, gathering the precum before moving your hand again.

His cock was a nice five inches but girthy as hell. Your fingers barely touched as you moved your hand but you didn’t mind. It was a bit of a stretch when you first took him but you eventually got it.

You hummed and kissed his cheek as he whined and bucked his hips, trying to get more from your hand. He grabbed your arm and panted as you looked at him.

“P-please (Y/N). I can’t take the teasing.”

“Teasing?” You hummed as you slowed your hand to a stop.

He whined and pushed your shoulder as he tried to move his hips. You chuckled but helped him push his pants off, his cock springing up. It was a darker green at the head with precum leaking out. You moved down and licked a slow strip up the prominent vein that showed. He slapped a hand over his mouth as his eyes squeezed closed with a loud moan as you circled the head with your tongue. You took him into your mouth, swallowing him down. He grunted and placed a hand on the top of your head, not pushing you, just grabbing your hair to try and ground himself.

You slowly moved your head down and then back up. Placing your hand on the base of him to stroke him as you sucked the head of his cock, licking his slit. You stroked down and held his balls in your hand as you went down again. Sucking his cock and playing with his balls made him cry out. You hummed and bobbed your head faster as he started to tremble and tense up.

“Oh that’s good. Right there love. I’m going to cum s-soon.”

You smiled and sucked up his cock, taking your mouth off and stroking him fast.

“Yeah? You want to cum in my mouth? Please, I want you too.”

As you opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out Gricko’s eyes rolled back as you placed his head on your tongue. He came with a shout as the first drops of cum landed on your tongue, making you swallow him again as he cried your name. You swallowed the cum down as his cock jerked and he collapsed onto the couch with his body shaking.

You pulled off his cock with a soft pop as you licked your lips. You moved over him as he took in a few gulps of breath as you smiled at him. He smiled back and pulled you down for a kiss as he hummed against your mouth.

“Thank you lovie. That was wonderful.”

“You’re welcome baby.”

“Let me-”

“No Gricko. This was for you. If you want to do something later we can, ok?”

He hummed an ok as he pulled you down to cuddle against you as you held him. He pressed a few kisses to the top of your breasts as you cuddled. You fixed his pants as you heard the guys getting close and welcomed them back. You helped Gideon put Hootsie to bed as she fell asleep on the way home. You thanked the guys and wished them a goodnight as you went with Gricko to your room, cuddling in bed as he wiggled his eyebrows to you. Making you giggle as he returned the thank you.

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 42! (SPOILERS AHEAD!!)

Still love these goofy bitches :3

Twig being dead is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

My S/I would definitely be on the floor sobbing or sobbing into Torbek bc they'd feel so bad for not doing more to protect Twig

NO, DO NOT GIVE TWIG WITCHLIGHT KREMY. ONE IT WOULD DEFINITELY HURT TORBEK AND TWO WE DON'T NEED A ZOMTWIG WITH A MURDEROUS DOUBLE PERSONALITY

If the scene wasn't so sad, I'm sure Kremy would be plundering the bronze toad for its money, bronze frog would be EMPTIED fr fr

I wonder what the rubix cube Frost got does (I don't care what Nikki says, it's a rubix cube to me)

I find it extremely sus that Twig died in the room with “Child sized coffins" in it, like was she always meant to die and the party just got too attached or what?

Torbek apologizing for not fighting good enough WHEN HE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED is so sad, leave my favorite pathetic cat man alone >:(

TORBEKS WOUNDS LOOKING WORSE BECAUSE HE TRIED USING HIS WITCHLIGHT. ANDY I'M GOING TO HURT YOU /J, LEAVE MY BESTIE ALONE (T-T)

“I just wanna bring her back, not for me but for you" The " Ironic” husbands strike again, love my dad's so much

Gideon telling Torbek to his face that he doesn't care if he dies is so funny for some reason but also I WOULD CARE GIDEON, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH!

THE DRAWING LABELED “MY FAMILY" WHY NIKKI? WHYYYYYYYY??? (T-T)

Torbek with Mr. Moony the puppet is so funny, him puppeteering it is very appreciated during these sad moments

When they talk about their dice rolls in their characters voices all i can imagine is the actual characters being forced to roll dice for their actions

OH FUCK, BAVLORNA CAUGHT US STEALING HER SHIT :O

"Please don't make Hootsie an orphan" "WATTA DO, MRS. BLIGHTSTRAW?" Two types of people fr fr

Gideon is so damn angry about Twig dying

They are all so dumb but i love these goofy bitches

Bavlorna is so gross, we love a manic pixie dream girl! /j

"OH HELL YEAH, COOKIES!" -My S/I (9 intelligence frfr)

"You would make a great coat!" OH HELL NAH, BAVLORNA IS DYING IF SHE MESSES WITH MY HOMIE TORBEK

BEEZLEBERRY COOKIES YESSS

What is it with the hags and acting like grandmas? "Granny Nightshade"? "Mommy Lorna"?

Torbek drinking trash water and Frost getting hairballs XD

Torbek definitely does single white guy cooking, bro will eat anything fr fr

Torbek's animal impressions are spot on /j

"YOU WANT ME TO USE HER MOUTH LIKE A DAMN NUTCRACKER?" - Gideon calmly asked /j

Husband fight, couples therapy imminent

If Bavlorna was good and not batshit crazy, she'd definitely be someone who I could see adopting Torbek or my S/I.

SCABATHA >:( /THREATENINGLY

Big-brimmed hat darkling mommy /j

YOOOO NAT 20 FOR GRICKO ON INSIGHT, LESSS GOOOOO

Oh fuck, accidental murder????

MORE COOKIES FOR TORBEK AND I POGGG, Besties share a sweet tooth

Earl grey tea and beezleberry cookies sound so good right now fr fr

Torbek please don't make a deal with Bavlorna

OH FUCK, ACCIDENTAL MURDER!!!

Gideon spinning his cup counterclockwise in anger is going to kill the party

KREMY IS DEFINITELY GOING TO KILL THE PARTY BY MENTIONING THE BOOK

"We don't talk about the fourth sister" I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF IT'S ZYBILNA I AM GOING TO SCREAM FR FR

It's so sus that the FROG hag doesn't own the FROG bag of holding, i don't think Bavlorna is telling the truth

TASHA? LIKE TASHA'S HIDEOUS LAUGHTER?? OMFG MY S/I HAS THAT SPELLS!!

Fribblefrabble grizzlegrazzle comeback :D love it when they callback to previous jokes!

Gricko... That was a robot of Tasha, not the actual lady

Receiving your older sister's taxidermied corpse as a gift is so morbid what da hell Bavlorna

"You're clearly the good sister" KREMY SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS GONNA TAXIDERMY A CORPSE AND GIVE IT AS A GIFT

TWIG IS BACK!!! YESSSSS

OH FUCK SHE'S BLIND NOW, THE BLUE ROSES BLINDED HER

Is... Is she blind?? Bro idk

"She's rigt behind me isn't she" moment from every movie ever /j

Sea cucumber Robert rectangle pants returns!!

Once Upon a Witchlight's catchphrase is "From a certain point of view"

"Torbek, have another cookie" WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE EVIL, I WANT A NICE COOKIE GRANDMA SO BADLY (I may do something with her in my S/I's backstory)

FROST NOOOO, DON'T FLIRT WITH BAVLORNA

"Torbek has sticky fingers" YEAH I WONDER WHY, "ALLEGED" PUBLIC MASTERBAITER

PIERRE IS SO SAD AS A NPC, BRO GOT HIS FACE OBLITERATED AND IS NOW GONNA BE A SLAVE TO BAVLORNA

Gricko x Bloodytoes ship is sailing so hard this episode (Grickotoes? Bloodygrin?)

Torbek just absolutely not understanding Frost's telepathy is so good

LET MY BOY ENJOY HIS COOKIES FROST, HE DESERVES NICE THINGS

"Bodaicous T is saying no!" I love that nickname so much and am so glad it came back

"You're gonna be filled with regret if you make this deal" "BUT MAKING DEALS IS FUN!" MY ALLIGATOR DAD EVERYONE, DUMBASSNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY I GUESS

Torbek has my same love for sweets, this is why he's my bestie

Twig is so cool, i will literally kill her insecurities

NOOOOO, NO MORE FROG LICKIN??? (T-T)

TWIG TOADSPRING? HER FULL NAME??

WE ARE A BIG FAMILY YESSSSSS!!!

Gideon always forget Torbek and it's so funny!!! Huge ass bugbear and he's always forgot about

"Smells like shit, TORBEK!" OMFG DYING

"Not only can't I smell but I also can't SHI-" TWIG NOOOOO

BLOODYTOES X GRICKO IS 100% BUILT ON VIOLENCE, GIRLBOSS AND HER MALEWIFE FR FR

Pierre is so fucked

"Are there any burritos here?" FROST OMFG

Bloodytoes being so unbelievably unhelpful is so funny

Torbek is always hungry and I headcanon it's because of the witchlight

When will Frost meet his beloved swam boat again /j

Please still have pigtunia!!! I love that pig!!!

STOP TRYING TO KILL THE WILDLIFE KREMY

NOOOO JEREMY!!!

NAT 20 FROM TWIG TO KILL JEREMY OMFG

"No one would marry that FUCK, HES A MEAN OL BASTARD!" Reanimated Twig is a badass

STUFFED PIGTUNIA OMG SO CUTE!!!!

SOMEONE FINISHED THIS MODULE IN 5 SESSIONS???? HOW???

We love Snail no. 2 in this house

Killing Pierre at this point is a gift to him

Pierre killing montage with Gricko on a popsicle Sugar high

"We can go to Wendy's" "WENDY'S NUTS!" My S/I and Gricko would definitely collab on deez nuts jokes bc of Gricko's curse

WE GOT THE INN AT THE END OF THE ROAD BACK, YESSSSS

SUN AND MOON COUPLE, MR. MOONY?? (Also my favorite ship type)

WE'RE ALL MUSHROOM PEOPLE NOW AND LEVEL 5 YESSSSSSSS