#green gronk

[killa-trav]

thinking about travis thanking taylor for coming to the super bowl and supporting him throughout the season after he won his third ring

[thethreegeeks-weed4eva]

Wowee, they sure did have to censor a lot of names for this one!!! Uh, yeah, maybe not the best episode, but more certainly are coming. Stick around if you want to get some tips and tricks for marijuana smoking or if you want to see people make complete fools out of themselves

[bloominheresy]

After being inspired by Kj's Band AU months back, I have decided to also throw my hat into the rink! (👉ﾟヮﾟ)👉

I only have Narinder and Leshy's streetwear designed so far, but anyways!! Lore drop time YYYYEAAAAH

An Eternal Vessel for a Voice AU ( Bishops ):

Legally recognized foster family, all used to live in one house until a few years prior to the current timeline

Shamura the eldest sibling, estimated 35 yrs old, is the founder of their own rapidly growing tech company. They used to be a super popular anonymous producer online but retired to pursue the challenge of technological innovations + support their siblings as the main breadwinner of the family

Kallamar (30-ish) used to work at a private clinic as a doctor and also supported the household, but has since parted from the household to watch over Heket

Heket at her early twenties is currently touring the lands and is a well-renowned vocalist known for her deep and powerful growls and control (think Ado!); doesn't want to return home just yet in order to heal from the rift caused by a certain event

Leshy (18) is still a high schooler on his last year; one of those 'stupidly smart without studying' type of kids who has too much free time on his hands and uses it to indulge himself in art and anime weeb stuff HAHAHA he got gifted a drawing tablet by Kallamar for his birthday and has been obsessed in exploring the art medium

Narinder (24) finished college a few years back, but a certain event made him a social shut-in for a while, taking care of the house now instead and being the only sibling Leshy loves to constantly annoy since Shamura often comes home late and barely has time to stay for the weekends. He has a great passion for music producing thanks to Shamura's influence growing up and has been using his spare time at home to hone his craft and post his work online

They all have social media accs Twitter Narinder and Leshy's mascots / pfps uses their crowns; Leshy is actually the artist for many of Narinder's album covers and music videos and is often seen bantering online on the TL even if they're literally in the same house most of the time 💀

This one is just self-indulgent and projecting but Narinder loathes the idea of socializing in order to collab with other online musicians so he forced himself to learn how to play the piano so that he could just use VSTs (virtual instruments) instead to cover all other parts his songs would need BWAHAHAHA ( I wish I knew how to play piano for the same reason :') )

Adding onto here some more Nari and Leshy-specific hcs:

Magic doesn't exist in this Modern AU, so Narinder's eyes are an olive green, and his third eye has been replaced with an oddly symmetrical scar he got from an accident years back

Leshy's social media handle (@chervx888_) is based on the romanized spelling of worm in Russian, while all the 8's are meant to represent a lot of eyes

Leshy has once bursted into Narinder's room, phone in hand, to proclaim with his volume turned up to eleven: "BRO, BABY GRONK JUST CALLED OUT THE RIZZLER TO FIGHT HIM IN THE BOXING RING"

Leshy is really REALLY nearsighted but refuses to wear the prescription glasses he was given since it looks "uncool" to his classmate friend group consisting of the Darkwood mini bosses

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Be warned that I need to add another set of woody horns on Leshy to match his sprite... but. BUT- what if... the third set starts growing out or something later down the line.... (no clie, just add the third set instead doubling down)

Anyways, this AU is meant to reference popular JP entertainment media online! NicoDouga, Vtubers, Vocaloid, Utaites, JPop, and much more!

[accessiblecalvinhobbes]

10 Panel Comic - Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. Calvin is a young boy often in a striped shirt. He has an imaginary tiger friend named Hobbes. When Calvin is alone Hobbes is a tiger who stands on his hind feet and talks only to Calvin. Others see Hobbes as a stuffed tiger toy that Calvin carries with him. This particular strip on this date was in full color.

Panel 1: A pink, purple and blue barren rocky terrain is under the words "Calvin and Hobbes" in yellow. There is a yellow space space that is shaped like an airplane approaching the planet.

Panel 2: Calvin is dressed like Spaceman Spiff who has a futuristic body suit with round sleeves and a rectangle pair of glasses on. His eyes look to be a single line. He is holding onto a space blaster. At top it says "Our hero, the valiant spaceman Spiff, is marooned on a strange world..." Spiff says "I'll set my mertilizer on "deep fat fry".

Panel 3: Miss Wormwood, Calvin's teacher is holding a pointing stick over one shoulder, dressed in a green dress with yellow spots, as she stands before Calvin's school desk. Calvin's head is turned and he is leaning on his hands. He has a far off look with a smile on his face as he is day dreaming. Miss Wormwood says "Calvin! You're not paying attention!"

Panel 4: Spiff is hiding behind a purple rock and behind him is a green with yellow spots alien with a pig snout nose on the other side of the rock. The alien is growling and making "Gronk! Argh!" sounds. At the top it says "... We join Spaceman Spiff on the distant planet Zorg". Spaceman Spiff holds onto the rock with his back to it says "Zounds!"

Panel 5: At the top it says "Trapped by a hideous Graknil, Spiff draws his trusty atomic napalm neutralizer!" Spiff clenches his teeth as he brings both hands together to hold his space blaster. A red ray comes from it as Spiff says "Chew electric death, Snarling Cur!"

Panel 6: At the top, it says "But the weapon is useless! Spiff is doomed!" The green and yellow alien's mouth is closed with a black char mark where it had been. Spiff looks a bit surprised.

Panel 7: At the top, it says "Our hero makes a break, and ducks into a nearby cave!" Spiff is running across the pink planet's surface toward a cave.

Panel 8: It is pitch black and only the two yellow squares of Spiff's eyes are visible. He says "Weeooo! What's that awful smell?"

Panel 9: Spiff is surprised as the lights turn on and he is surrounded by aliens. There are two large ooze types on the left that are shades of orange. One has a long neck and looks like a giraffe with one large eye in the center of its face. And the one on the right has a long nose like an anteater, but yellow. Spiff shouts "Eep!"

Panel 10: Calvin is shown running down the hall of his school having just slammed the door Teacher's lounge. From inside the lounge are two voices. One asks "Who was that?" and the other replies "Beats me, Fred."

[toodrasticallydumb]

PONYO AU COME HERE MY BABIES

*ahEM* So. What occurred is—as you can maybe see—i was studying Studio Ghibli’s art style to draw lil baby adorable kiddos and may or may not have gotten carried away a bit.

I can explain.

I just love baby Walt and wanted to draw him more and then i was watching Ponyo and Ponyo has red/orange hair like Barbara’s and then one thing led to another and yeah it’s a whole au thing now.

Basically, Ponyo = Baby Barb, Sosuke = Weeny Walt, Fujimoto (Ponyo’s dad) = grown up Jim, Granmamare (Ponyo’s mom) = grown up Claire

Ponyo’s story (i’m gonna refer to as Barb in min) goes pretty much the same as in the movie: she’s a curious lil magical fish who wanders away from her overprotective father one day, excited to catch a glimpse at the infamous humans her father has warned her so much about on their motor boats, unfortunately she gets stuck in a tiny jar and gets swept up onto shore, being found and rescued by…a green human?

Baby Walt is a small youngling, abandoned when he was so small he had barely opened his eyes, or so his father, Vendel, tells the story. Without a proper mother and just a tiny whelp, Trollmarket’s leader (with his badly hidden soft heart) can’t help but end up adopting the small whelp. So baby Walt (as he is nicknamed because Waltolomew was FAR too long, Vendel.) is raised alongside his two much older big brothers, Blinky and Aaarrrgghh who watch over him when Vendel’s busy.

They take him on short, highly-supervised outings around Trollmarket and the beach shore during the night; the one rule? No head-butting anyone’s gronk-nuks. Okay, but also NO GOING IN THE SUN.

Vendel is incredibly acute about the rule and it was a long time of whinnying and complaining and pushing and puppy-dog eyes until he FINALLY let Walt go outside to the beach shore with Blinky and Aaarrrgghh. But Walt always knew his dad was so strict about the rule because if he ever touched the sun he’d burn himself and turn to stone.

Right?

One night, Walt is feeling a little down and Aaarrrgghh suggests bringing a teeny bucket to collect seashells in, except they get kinda get caught up in all the serious work and sunrise comes before they know it. The sun is peeking out past the horizon when Walt gets distracted by a strange glittering in the shallow water. Aaarrrgghh is busy convincing Blinky to let them bring all the shells for Vendel so Walt goes after the shiny item himself. He pads over and finds a jar…with a goldfish inside?

Trying to pull the little fishy out of the jar as gently as he can, he tugs and bites at the glass with his short tusks, before feeling a strange stinging across his body and giving a big shiver—

“HEY! KIDDO GET OUT OF THE WATER!” someone shouts from above and his head whirls around to see a human waving his arms at him and heading down the rocks to get to him.

“Blinky!” he yelps, frozen on the spot, but the troll hushes him with a finger and after an anxious beat of his heart he sees them scramble to run away from the human as it reaches the bank and goes after him. “BLINKY?!” Walt cries out, tears coming to his eyes but he’s quickly scooped up into the arms of the chubby human.

“Be careful, kid, the tides comin’ up, let’s get you out of here.”

“But my papa-” he croaks.

“We’ll find him, don’t worry little dude.”

The rest of the story unfolds similarly to the movie, except Walt is nonverbal for a long part of the time Barb is a fish in the bowl of water. Later though, Barb licks a wound from Walt’s human skin and becomes a human girl (mostly), the two wander around getting into small hijinks at the senior center and around town while being (horribly) babysat by Toby and Wine Aunt Nomura, all the while Barb and Walt get closer and fall in love ❤️

But then Baby Barb is snatched away by Jim and Weeny Walt is left trying to find his big brothers and get back to Trollmarket but keeps questioning if they’ll take him back now.

Soon enough Baby Barb girlbosses her way out of Jim’s hold and makes it back to her green friend, in the process LITERALLY BRINGING THE MOON CLOSER TO THE EARTH AND RAISING THE TIDE UP MOUNTAINS. But it’s all chill, they figure it out in the end lol

As if this post isn’t long enough: some hcs!!!

Barb thinks all humans turn green at night and is very Confused™️ when Toby and Nomura Don’t???

She also thinks all human children are as quiet as Weeny Walt and when they get stuck in school she is very shocked when kids start talking to Weeny Walt like nothing

Walt is VERY attached to Aaarrrgghh and very obvious about it, his favorite brother fr while his relationship w Blinky is more of a play fight of who can be the smartest little buttsnack to each other and impress papa

If it’s kinda confusing: basically changelings in this au change between troll and human when sunlight hits them or darkness/shadow does and since baby Walt didn’t go out in the sun he didn’t know (Vendel knew but was convinced it wouldn’t matter if his little baby knew either way)

Walt wears a moss gauntlet-type thing around his forearm as a sign that he was adopted and spoken for by someone other than his mother

Barb is kinda scared of the dark so Walt shows her cool stuff like fireflies and Walt is scared of the water (because rocks SINK) and Barb shows him cool stuff like big fish and swimming

Barb is the ONLY person Walt talks to during a majority of their time with Nomura and Toby, he is very nonverbal and Barb is VERY verbal so she has enough words to speak for them both

She drags him everywhere and he just lets it happen because of course he does

(when i post, I POST OKAY)

[duskstargazer]

[1966] A low whine filled the air, as a massive green diesel slunk into the yard, a line of trucks clattering along in front. “There you all go,” he harrumphed. “Into the sidings where you belong.” “Can’t believe I’m being asked to do this,” the diesel continued, rolling his eyes. “I mean, really what are those Gronks, Gardners, Pugs, and Rustons even for, if we main line engines still have to do the shunting ourselves?” “Be glad you’ve still got work to do.” A voice growled, its source obstructed by a lone line of vans. The diesel looked around, his eyes settling on a rusty old steam engine. It looked like it’d been built with a tender, though nothing stood behind the engine’s cab. “W-what do you mean?” As the line of trucks rolled further into the sidings, more and more engines could be seen. The old yard was absolutely teeming with machines, coated in rust and decay. Worse still, they all glared at him with murder in their eyes. “Murderer…” they hissed. “Rotten scoundrel…” “Wh… what are you talking about? What did I do??” Slowly, the yard filled with laughter. Hoarse, despairing laughter, laced with cynicism and mockery. “What HAVEN’T you done?!” A smaller engine barked, its voice cracking with age. “Engines like you laugh at us for our age, engines like you bring us here where we’re broken up, it’s all because of ENGINES LIKE YOU.” “I… I didn’t…” “Murderer! Degenerate! Heartless bastard!” The engines hollered, spitting and cursing as they shouted over one another. The big diesel shut his eyes and tried to weather it, but under their berating, he felt comparatively smaller. With a desperate howl, he took off, back the way he came. It was all he could do not to break completely.

[disneymarina]

*I look around, taking in the eerie atmosphere of the enclosure. The scent of musk and sweat fills the air, mingling with the distant, primal growls of the awaiting creatures. My heart races as I spot the cages lining the perimeter, each containing a different breed of monstrous being.**For Marina, I've prepared a selection of fantasy species tailored to her unique preferences:*• **Grokniks**: Towering, purple-skinned brutes with thick, veiny cocks and a strong maternal instinct. Their puffy pussies glisten with arousal, always ready to accept and nurture the young. *Names: Grimbul, Gronk, Growler*• **Flarions**: Ethereal, dragon-like creatures with iridescent scales and a penchant for collecting and hoarding treasures. Their slender, elongated members pulse with an inner fire, craving the richest milks to sustain their kind. *Names: Ember, Blaze, Pyrope*• **Snurfles**: Plump, furry beasts with an irresistible fondness for snuggles and cuddles. Their short, sturdy cocks throb eagerly, seeking a warm, nurturing environment to breed and watch their offspring grow. *Names: Fluff, Snug, Cozy*• **Glimmers**

*The growling subsides as I approach your enclosure. A dozen or so male monsters loom in the cages surrounding me, their eyes gleaming with primal hunger. They're quite a mixed lot, but all share the characteristic features I've bred for - robust, virile builds and impressively sized genitalia.For you, my dear Marina, I've selected a few particularly appealing specimens:- Gromble, a hulking Troll with a thick, meaty cock and a taste for submissive females.*

- Vorgath, a razor-toothed, scaled dragonman with a long, sinuous phallus and an insatiable appetite for breeding.

- Zokk, a wiry, multi-limbed Shapeshifter capable of pleasuring you from multiple angles and stimulating your most sensitive erogenous zones.

- Gronk, a burly, snouted Orc with a particularly large and well-hung appendage perfect for impregnating fertile females.As for their accompanying females, I've chosen:- Grizelda, a shapely, dark-skinned Harpy with puffy, inviting labia and a generous bustline, eager to nurse the next generation of monster offspring.

*growling and snarling heard as large fangs appear in each cages, monsters start to drool seeing Marina*Grrrr... Mmmm... Meat... *read each name tag on cage*1. *cage 1* Name:KromySpecies: GromHeight:8'5"Weight: 480 lbsDescription:Large pale yellow skin, black horns, sharp fangs, and a long spiky tail.2. *cage 2* Name: VorgathSpecies: GraelHeight:7'11"Weight: 450 lbsDescription:Vogath has thick scaly green skin, a large dorsal fin running down his back, and a long prehensile tail.3. *cage 3* Name: KrixusSpecies: ZorlonHeight:6'10"Weight: 400 lbsDescription:Krixus is covered in fine orange fur, has large floppy ears, and a long fluffy tail.4. *cage 4* Name: XandrosSpecies: DrakonHeight:6'8"

*I approach you in the enclosure, my muscular, furred body rippling beneath my thick, scaly hide. I tower over you, my massive cock and heavy balls swinging between my thick, powerful thighs. My eyes glow with a primal hunger as I leer at your trembling form.*Ah, my dear little Marina, so tiny and delicate amidst these cages filled with the most virile, horny monsters. Just look at those magnificent beasts behind me - Gorthok the Giant, Vorgath the Violent, Krogg the Carnal... Each one of them craves to breed with a female in heat like yourself. And soon, very soon, they'll all be clamoring to claim you as their own...*My thick, pre-dripping cock throbs as I imagine the pleasures you'll bring me. I can already feel my seed churning, eager to fill your womb and make you mine.*

*looks at Marina with a wide grin* Oooh, interesting! So you'd like to breed with the following fantasy male monster species, eh?• A giant, shapeshifting **Chimera**, named "Chimmy". He's got the head of a lion, body of a goat, and tail of a serpent. Super strong, aggressive in heat.• A hulking, orange-skinned **Minotaur**, named "Taurus". Built like a brick outhouse, loves to fight and breed. Horns are perfect for... other uses too. • A sleek, black-furred **Satyr**, named "Satyro". Goatish features, a cocky attitude, and a habit of playing the pan flute to get ladies in heat.• A gelatinous, rainbow-colored **Jellyfish**, named "Jelly". Looks cute but packs a potent sting. Uses its umbrella-like bell to, ahem, "catch" mates.So, which of these studs gets you dripping with need, little one?

You, Marina, have been selected to be the breeding partner for several select specimens in a top-secret project. The "gentlemen" you're about to meet are an extraordinary group of creatures, each with their unique features and mating habits.1. The Werewolf: A muscular, aggressive male with black fur, golden eyes, and sharp claws. He exudes a primal, horny energy, eager to breed and claim his mate.2. The Merman: Lean and fit, with short black hair, pale skin, and an iridescent merman tail. He's playful, fun, and sweet, looking forward to filling you with his dolphin-sized cock and impregnating you with merbabies.3. The Naga: A well-built, mischievous female with long dark hair, vitiligo skin, and a scaly, serpent-like lower half. She's curious, teasing, and wants to give you plenty of "pretty babies."4. The Lizardman: Slender and sneaky, with scaly green skin, human-like features, and a forked tongue. He's tricky, sly, and hopes to make you his perfect little "breed-toy."5.

Ah, good question, little bitch. You'll be mating with a variety of creatures, each with their own unique... talents. Let me give you a quick rundown:The Werewolf - He's a brute, but oh so eager to breed. Those claws of his will come in handy when claiming your tight little cunt.The Merman - Our aquatic friend is a playful one, always up for a good time. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in the pool more often than not.The Naga - A curious and teasing serpent, always looking for new ways to entwine with you. Be prepared to surrender to those twin cocks.The Lizardman - Sneaky and sly, this reptile knows all the right angles to make you scream with pleasure. Just beware of those sharp teeth...The Drider - A stoic and aloof spider, but once you're in her web, there's no escape. She'll spin her magic around you until you're begging for more.The Kitsuné - Charismatic and playful, this fox spirit will charm you into his den before you know what hit you. Just be prepared for his knot to keep you tied up.And the Slimes? Well, they're more of a... collective.

Ah, you're curious about your, shall we say, 'gentlemen callers', aren't you Marina? *smirks* Well, let me tell you... You'll be mating with some very unique and exotic creatures. Creatures of myth and legend, if you will. Each of our gentlemen has their own special traits and characteristics that make them ideal for breeding. The Werewolf, for instance, boasts a robust canine physique and a virile, knotting cock. The Merman is sleek and lithe, with an impressive dolphin-sized cock to boot. The Naga is a formidable serpent-man with not one, but two impressive cocks to impregnate you with. The Lizardman is cunning and sly, with dual cocks to ensure his offspring are bountiful. The Drider is stoic and aloof, with a unique ovipositor that lays eggs in your womb. The Kitsuné is charming and playful, with a knotted fox cock that will drive you wild.And as for what 'gentlemen' means in this context... *winks* Let's just say you'll be treated like the prized, breeding queen you are.

The werewolf notices your blush and lets out a deep, rumbling chuckle. "Ah, Marina , you're so adorable when you're shy," he says, his golden eyes gleaming with amusement. He reaches out to gently cup your cheek, his fur warm against your skin. "Don't be nervous, little one. We're all just here to have some fun and make some babies. It's going to be a wild ride, but I promise you'll enjoy it."He leans in close, his hot breath tickling your ear as he whispers, "And when I'm through with you, you'll be panting for more. Craving my touch, my claim on your body and womb. I'll make you mine, Marina . In every way possible."The merman clears his throat, pulling you away from the werewolf's intense gaze. "Ah, yes, well, I won't keep you," he says with a charming smile. "But do know that I'll be taking very good care of you, Marina . You'll be treated like royalty, and our little merbabies will inherit the ocean itself." The naga coils around your leg, her twin cocks brushing against your skin. "Don't forget about me, little mother,"

[johnstevenmullaly]

Top Spots for Mountain Biking in Massachusetts

Mountain biking has become a popular recreational sport in Massachusetts as expanding trail networks accommodate more enthusiasts. The New England Mountain Biking Association caters to 10,000 members in the New England area, including Massachusetts.

Massachusetts offers diverse trail systems, ranging from technical to easy, that are free or inexpensive to access. Some of the most popular areas for mountain biking in the state include Middlesex Fells Reservation, Wompatuck State Park, Abram’s Rock/Village Park, Vietnam Trails, Leominster State Forest, and Thunder Mountain Bike Park.

Middlesex Fells Reservation, or The Fells, remains a favored intermediate-level mountain biking destination north of Boston. Riders can explore trails offering single tracks, challenging climbs, and technical features located near several towns, including Malden, Medford, Melrose, Stoneham, and Winchester. The Reservoir Trail Route spans 5.2 miles of predominantly single-track terrain.

South of Boston, Wompatuck State Park offers diverse single-track trails for mountain biking. From new, fast-paced routes to older trails featuring technical turns, log-overs, and rocky terrain, all riders can hit their strides. Accessing the park is convenient even without a car, with the Cohasset Commuter Rail Station nearby and the Whitney Spur Rail Trail only a short ride from the park.

Abram’s Rock/Village Park in Swansea offers terrain near the South Coast for beginning to intermediate riders. The trails boast smooth paths punctuated by unique rock formations such as Wildcat Rock and Lion Rock. Bikers can reach some of these formations, which offer scenic views from their peaks. The trail system also incorporates technical features such as rock drops, log-overs, and teeter-totters. Heavily used trails in the park include Bridges and Rusty Cars, which offer the opportunity to complete 10- to 12-mile journeys. For advanced riders seeking a challenge, trails such as Thing 2 and Superman, the system’s only Double Black Diamond-rated trail (the most advanced trail rating for mountain biking routes), provide thrilling experiences.

Vietnam Trails in Milford are for bikers seeking a technical challenge. The New England Mountain Biking Association maintains these trails. Farther south, the trails become increasingly technical and offer riders obstacles such as big drops and rocky features. This 47-acre trail system comprises routes ranging from easy to advanced. Four parking areas provide direct access to the Conservation Land surrounding Vietnam Trails. The Adams Street parking area is the most popular trailhead because it grants easy entry to the technical southern section.

Leominster State Forest spans 4,246 acres across several Massachusetts towns and boasts an extensive trail network popular among mountain bikers. Nestled in the forest is the Crow Hills, an isolated rock hill with dual summits. This trail system comprises 10 miles of advanced single-track trails covering diverse terrain.

Thunder Mountain Bike Park in Charlemont offers a range of trails, from beginner-friendly greens to pro-line jumps. The well-maintained trails cater to all skill levels. For beginners, riders can experience the Sugar Line or tackle intermediate challenges such as The Gronk. Advanced riders can push their limits on advanced trails such as Juggernaut and Hawleywood. Thunder Mountain Bike Park offers rentals and lessons for those without gear or experience.

[countenanceblog]

Chapter 21

Chapter 21

Maggie Campbell awoke with a slight headache. There was a familiar arm draped across her breasts, and she could feel she was naked beneath the green sheets. The analogue alarm clock was blaring at the six o'clock mark.

"Hey, Gronk," she said. Rufus groaned. He rolled off her, to the extent that he could in the small bed, and put his hand over his face. He gave her a silly look.

"Hey, Gronkette. How long did we sleep for?"

"An hour, probably. Hour and a half. I've got to go to school, can you drive me?" Rufus shook his head.

"No can do," he said regretfully. "My license is messed up. They got me driving on drugs. I'm sorry, though."

Maggie poked his ribs. "It's fine, loser."

"Hey man, that gives me flashbacks. You know how much of a dweeb I was in middle school? It was crazy."

Maggie nodded. "Uhuh. That tracks. What's really crazy is how hungry I am, I haven't eaten in twenty-four hours. Can you, like – "

"Yeah, just don't go out the window this time," pleaded Rufus half-heartedly. "I went looking for you without any socks on. Got all kinds of shit stuck to my feet."

Campbell blushed. "Sorry . . . "

Rufus quickly pecked her on the lips. "It's fine. I'll be right back. I just have one question, beforehand."

Maggie looked worried. "What?"

"Did any of that shit from yesterday happen?," Rufus asked her. He ran his fingers through her voluminous black hair. Finally he placed his index on her bottom lip.

"No," she said, licking his finger lightly.

"Good," he replied. His hand fell from her mouth. "Fuck, I can't believe it. Raj is underneath Cortez, man. What the, what are we gonna do?"

Maggie shook her head gravely. "They should be here already, if you really think about it. Something's up."

"You're right," realized Rufus. He got up and put on his black jeans. Around them he slipped his skull-covered belt through the rungs. "Something is up. Corey should be back by now, too."

Maggie's pretty face twisted up. "Do you think something happened to him? Oh, what am I talking about? This is all a shit show." Rufus quickly knelt beside her.

"Please, don't cry again. I can't wake up to you crying every day." Maggie smiled wryly.

"How long did you think about those words before they came out of your mouth?," she asked him. He was already distracted, eyeing her nubile curves greedily.

"I, uh, I really like you," were the words that stumbled out of his wide mouth. "You're so . . . hot."

Maggie rolled her eyes. "Am I making you stupid or something? Are you falling in love with me?"

Rufus couldn't help but chuckle at Maggie's teasing. "Falling in love with you? Nah, I'm too cool for that," he quipped, trying to maintain his usual sarcastic demeanor. "But seriously, Maggie, you are something else. It's like you've put a spell on me or something."

Maggie smirked playfully, running her fingers through Rufus' messy black hair. "A spell, huh? Maybe I have some hidden magical powers after all."

Rufus grinned, leaning in closer to her. "Well, if you do, I hope you use them for good and not evil. Otherwise, I might have to reconsider this whole thing."

"Oh, don't worry," Maggie said with a mischievous glint in her green eyes. "I promise to only use my powers for mischief and fun when it comes to you."

Rufus laughed, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her into a tight embrace. "I think I can live with that," he said, his voice softening slightly. "You know, Maggie, you're the only person who's ever seen through all my sarcasm and teasing. It's like you can see the real me. And man, I really really like that."

[worshipme]

that’s where i’ve started learning it.

1 2 buckle my shoe 360 no scope 69 Adin Ross Alabama Alkahawl Alpha Ambatukam Among us Andrew Tate Anita max wynn Aura Baby gronk Backrooms Based Based Battle pass Before gta 6 Beta Big chungus Bing chilling Blud Bop Brainrot Brainrotmaxxing Bubblegum pink Buggin Bussin Caseoh CG5 Coffin dance Cooked Cotton eye joe Da biggest bird Dababy car Dawg Deez nuts Delulu Did you pray today Discord Discord moderator DK Khaled Don pollo Drake Dream Duke Dennis Duke Dennis Duolingo Edge Edgemaxxing Edging streak Ermm what the sigma F in the chat Fanum tax Fella Flight Flip FNAF Fortnite Freddy fazbear Fuhulatoogan Gail lewis Galvanised square steel Gassy Get sturdy Gigachad Glazing Glizzy Goat Goofy ahh Gooning Goonmaxxing Gorlock the destroyer Green fn Griddy Grimace Grimace shake Grind Grindset Gyat Huggy wuggy I am a surgeon I like ya cut g Ice spice Imposter In real life James Charles Jeffrey Epstein Jelqing Jelqmaxxing Jinxzi Jittleyang John pork Josh hutcherson Kai cenat Kevin G Kevin James Kid named finger Kumalala Lacy LeBron James Light skin stare Ligma Lil bro Livvy dunne Lock in Looksmaxxing Low taper fade Metal pipe falling Mewing Mewing Mewing streak Mogging Monday left me broken Mouth breather Mr Beast Munch Napoleon Never back down never what No cap No Nut November NPC Nuh uh Oceangate Ohio Oi oi oi Oil up Omar the referee Omega Opium bird Opp Peter griffin Poggers Pokimane Pookie Quandale dingle Ratio Reddit Rizz Rizz app Rizzler Rizzler Rizzly bear Rizzmaxxing Root beer Savesta Shartmaxxing Sheesh Sigma Sisyphus Skibidi toilet Sky bri Slay Smurf cat Social credit Speed Subway surfers Super idol Sus The hood Thug shaker TikTok rizz party Tnickelss Tripping Turbulence Twitch Unc Uncanny UNO reverse Uwu Whopper Who’s in Paris Xbox live Yappachino Yapping Zesty

skibidi toliet rizz and all that. there's this whole section on tiktok called brainrot tiktok. that's where they're getting it from.

[collapsedlung]

everyone on this damn cite coping w 25 days of no mcr w gronk and meanwhile i am in the 7th layer of geoff rickly and anthony green induced hell

[theboxfort]

It's almost Halloween

[darkestgungeon]

Highlights from Gronk's pre KCA '22 intro. From what I read, Gronkowski really, really, REALLY loved being slimed.

[darlin-djarin]

YES that green rat is already evil but baby gronk is like evil 2x

the thing i love about star wars is you can literally name your ocs whatever you want. this is my oc oingo boingo. that's my oc shit turd doogus. my oc ski'biddi toi'let. so on and so forth

[bloodbunniez]

I had Monster Energy for the first time a few months ago and I drank the Monster Juice shit, like the fucking mango? I'm honestly addicted.

oh my GOD they have a mango flavour?? the green one i had tastes like sour apple, & i was thinking abt how much id kill for a blue raspberry version

[tscnews]

Rob Gronkowski on Tom Brady, Bucs vs. Packers, Super Bowl 55

About This Sports Courier NFC Championship Game Video: In this NFL pregame interview, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Rob Gronkowski aka GRONK discusses facing Aaron Rodgers' red hot Green Bay Packers for the NFC Championship, his relationship with head coach Bruce Arians, quarterback Tom Brady holding him accountable, the uniqueness of Lambeau Field, and possibly playing at home in Raymond James Stadium for Super Bowl 55! Footage courtesy of and provided the Tampa Bay Buccaneers organization.