#greaterdreamsmp

[ladyddanger]

Stereotype’s In the dsmp citizen au:

La Manberg: people from old La Manberg have a superiority complex. Everyone single person you meet from there claims to have a grandmother/grandfather/cousin/ uncle/aunt/sister/brother/best friend’s boyfriend’s cousin’s dog who fought under general Soot. They all also personally voted for Tommy and Wilbur in the election. La Manberg was the greatest country in history and everyone else was lucky to be around them. Kinda of like the stereotypical Americans ig.

SnowChester: everyone thinks people from SnowChester are kinda scary. It’s mostly made of war veterans who needed a place to feel safe and raise their family. They’re known for being tough and badass. There’s a lot of pov: you ask for water in SnowChester with gifs of people getting beat up. Their leader is a widow and very dramatic about it. He’s been walking around in long black dresses while everyone else politely ignores it.

Greater SMP: people from here are snobby and nosey. They take a lot of pride in being the oldest faction on the dsmp and consider themselves more cultured then everyone else.

Nobody knows what’s going on in Kinoko. One of the founders got in a fight with that one weirdo god who looks like his ex and everyone got turned to to stone for a moment. It’s fine now tho. Flowers keep growing it weird places. That one roommate you have wakes at odd hours of the night and comes back in the morning like nothing happened. At least Ninty five percent of the population is on weed. It’s the Ohio of the smp. Two gods are just walking around randomly. One of them keeps getting into fights with his boyfriend and trying to kill all life on earth.

Las Nevadas : everyone from here complains about the pollution, strip clubs and the inner city kids who get drunk and puke everywhere but the moment someone else makes fun of Las nevadas it’s the best country on earth. Las Nevadas citizens consider their city to be the capital of the world and the new La Manberg. Everyone else thinks they’re really annoying. Las Nevadas is also known for being a party city. After a wild weekend someone will post a picture of their entire roof getting stolen with the caption “can’t have shit in las nevadas.”