#graphic violence graphic sex (or as graphic as my asexual ass would make it)

[bitchycasenthusiast]

I had a horrible dream that steven universe had a velma-like spin off called connie

[lifmera]

OH MY GOD I TYPED UP A WHOLE THING AND ACCIDENTALLY LOST IT OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD I HATE IT HERE- anyways *ahem* attempt no. 2 of me asking you for a Hazbin Hotel match because I have never done this kinda thing before and I'm curious :)

GENDER AND SEXUALITY: I'm non-binary, they/he/she pronouns. I generally don't have a preference between the three tbh but I do appreciate ppl mixing it up! I'm sex-repulsed asexual and gray-biromantic. Again no real preference lmfao

APPEARANCE: White, dark blonde hair, green eyes, just below 5'3, pretty basic looking all things considered. I've got a pretty angular face I think. I'm afab and don't shave cuz it's too much work. I wear pretty much exclusively graphic tees(band shirts, dumb jokes, fandom stuff... that kinda thing) or button ups with funky patterns paired w/ the comfiest pants I can find, but occasionally I'll pull myself together enough to make a dencent(?) outfit, typically reminiscent of shit scene kids in the early 2000s would wear. I also like dying my hair but usually don't bcuz I procrastinate on it for too long.

PERSONALITY: If I had to describe it in one word? Unhinged. I am unhinged. 7/10 people will agree I am a very frightening person to be around. I say out of pocket shit(ranging from vile sex jokes to just straight up threats of violence) pretty regularly. I also like to sneak up on ppl and make very loud noises just to see their reactions... *ahem* anyways, despite all that, most of my friends would also describe me as caring and loyal! I have low empathy, so the only way I ever understand any of my friends emotions is by using my own experiences to compare and contrast until I have a decent idea of what's going on in their head, but I AM very good at psychoanalyzing people and providing objective, unbiased thoughts & advice on their situations. I would also literally go to war for my friends. Like, if you hurt one of them say your goddamn PRAYERS because I am coming to your location with a knife and murderous intent. I'm kinda awkward & shy at first, but at my core I AM an extrovert. I just don't know how to talk to ppl bcuz I am ✨neurodivergent✨(autism & ADHD) and have a hard time approaching ppl bcuz I don't know if they'll like me or not. Typically I make friends by making very loud jokes and waiting for somebody to approach me because they like my sense of humor. Which speaking of, I am very funny! Most people I interact with regularly would agree I am a very funny person!!! I'm also really good at media analysis and making arguments. I don't do well in debates because I choke under the pressure(gotta work on that tbh), but I'm good at writing argumentative essays. Plus, I'm pretty good at just bold face lying to people so overall I can be pretty damn convincing. I like adrenaline rushes and try to actively seek out new experiences as long as I'm confident they won't cause me any significant damage(socially or physically) in the long run. Which is unfortunately not many because I am INCREDIBLY paranoid. Like to the point of accidentally staying up til 3am cuz I'm convinced someone's gonna break into my house and kill me... I also have depression, severe dissociation issues, and existential dread which is. Fun. That's fun. I also have a tendancy to go down random rabbit holes and obsess over inconsequential details in shows I like to the point of making whole ass conspiracy theories :)

LIKES: Cartoons, drawing, writing, acting, singing, reading fanfic, watching YouTube, long drives, listening to music, jumpscaring ppl, being funny, ziplining, problem solving, video essays, ghost hunting shows, supernatural stuff in general, psychology, media analysis, frogs, sharks, ferrets, cats, violence, chocolate, Drawfee(YT channel), glitter, and just. So many fandoms. Just so many.

DISLIKES: Slimey shit, being touched(most of the time, there are occasional exceptions), being touch starved DESPITE not liking being touched, ppl insulting my interests(only I get to do that), media illiteracy, projects I'm not invested in, ppl putting preasure on me, mosquitoes, existential dread, dissociating, being tired all the time, being wrong, taking risks, feeling vulnerable, and stories with a lot of potential that just. Don't do anything with said potential.

PREFERENCES?: Uh. Someone significantly taller than me(shouldn't be hard Hazbin characters are fucking huge) that'll listen to my insane rants and is able to match my energy.

Akdncksmfnsmdsn I rlly hope I did this right again it's my first time doing anything like this-

HEYYYYYY!!! FINALLY GOT TO YOU 😜

Honestly I was debating on like a few different characters BUT!

I’ve decided to pair you with… LUTE!

Honestly I think she’d also be sex repulsed. She’s definitely more of a romantic lover! Though she doesn’t show it.

I think she talked to you at first because your style choices reminded her of Adam- and obviously, she misses him like crazy

If you did dye your hair often with her, she’d probably want to help you! I think she’d apply the color so it doesn’t get messy :)

She LOVES your personality. She thinks you are similar to her in many ways!

She also would need to experience it herself. She’s pretty stoic and doesn’t show her emotions. She’d probably think it’d make herself look weak.

I think you both would definitely fight back to back 24/7! You both would fight to the DEATH for each other.

She loves how caring you are for other people- it gives her a different sense of pace. Someone new!

I think Lute would see a TINY BIT through your lies. Lute is very observant with EVERYTHING.

She’d love if you made jokes. She need’s something less boring in her life than just standing there.

Adrenaline rushes? Totally join the exorcists- and you can be her right hand!!

She’d try to help you through paranoia, but you shouldnt worry much. She’s STRONG asf!

She’d LOVE TO HEAR CONSPIRACIES!! she would think they are SO COOL.

Although she isn’t much taller- I think she’d around 5’8 personally. She just looks small bc shes always next to Adam who’s HUGE!

She may not be able to match your energy, only because she’ll need to come out of her shell more- she’s always listening. She has ears EVERYWHERE.

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HOPE THIS WAS OKAY ❣️

[kidlightnings]

kinktober 2020 masterpost

with thanks to @arcanakt​ for coming up with the list, and the support of everyone who liked, commented, reblogged, and held my shaky little hand through the nights of uncertainty

| notes ► “attempted ssc” refers to noe making good faith attempts at verifying lucio’s wellbeing despite not being a trained dom ► “explicitly ssc” refers to active check-ins happening during stressful moments ► sex pollen is always a tricky trope, use your best judgment, it is set in the context of a well-established and trusting, loving relationship, but does involve the expected altered mental state

01 | temperature magic | collars | ass worship ky/nadia - sometimes you get lost in the sauce of eating your wife’s ass and she chokes you a little about it additional tags: erotic asphyxiation, smothering, rimming

02 | costumes | group sex | bratty submission ky/nadia/asra - is it a costume if it’s just another person wearing your wife’s face? the magical way. not the scary way. anyway, it is a guessing game additional tags: teasing, nonbinary character

03 | pet livestock play | vibration magic | piercing ky/nadia - who knew your wife was a talented milkmaid? happy cows make the best milk additional tags: pain play, dehumanization, masturbation, anal plug, explicitly ssc

04 | sensory deprivation | submission | needle play ky/nadia - your body is a wonderland when I get ahold of it additional tags: pain play, praise, explicitly ssc

05 | tentacles | sadism | dirty talk noe/valdemar, noe/lucio - “are you into this?” “not under these circumstances!” additional tags: noncon, asexual character in sexual situation, anal probing, graphic violence, dark humor, hurt/comfort

06 | shapeshifting magic | skinny dipping ky/nadia - did your wife really, really like the shape of water? additional tags: cunnilingus, sensory deprivation

07 | threeways | facials ky/rhys/asra - sometimes you get your asra a toy that will eat his ass, as a treat rhys borrowed from @swordwitch additional tags: rimming, overstimulation, nonbinary characters

08 | creampie | at the masquerade ky/vega - what happens at count lucio’s birthday stays at count lucio’s birthday vega borrowed from @athousandstarstodreamon additional tags: unprotected sex, anonymous sex, vaginal sex

09 | patron arcana | feet ky/salia/hermit - [ puts hand on each arcana ] that’s a lot of damage. apply sex magic salia borrowed from @superlemonsweet additional tags: size kink, knotting, stomach bulge, prey kink, sex magic, cunnilingus

10 | body swap magic | oral fixation | body modification ky/tarek - you wake up looking at yourself as someone else. fuck yourself [ y/n ] tarek borrowed from @fantasmagorias additional tags: split tongue, fellatio, anal sex, dirty talk

11 | electricity magic | strap warming ky/iris - under the table does not begin to cover these transactions, but, we all sample our own products from time to time iris borrowed from @motherofqups additional tags: recreational drug use, anal sex, sex magic

12 | edging | watersports | exhibitionism ky/nadia - every pet should be provided ample exercise and enrichment additional tags: pet play, illusion magic, subspace, aftercare, masturbation, breeding mention, vaginal sex, explicitly ssc

13 | love potions | toys | humiliation ky/nadia - do not fuck the plants additional tags: sex pollen and associated dubcon but with emphatic verbal assent, masturbation, overstimulation, aftercare, hurt/comfort

14 | praise | mirrors | punishment noe/lucio - no, there is no additional charge for sex with your swordsmith additional tags: anal sex, bratting, spanking, attempted ssc

15 | shibari | masturbation instruction ky/victoria - smart mouth meets even smarter mouth and fingers victoria borrowed from @candygirl3473 additional tags: bratting, teasing, frustration

16 | choking | masochism | nipple play ky/rory - art - hands on teaching methods are often the best rory borrowed from @thesanguinerose additional tags: condoms, lingerie, trans male character, fellatio

17 | power play | gladiators ky/nadia - if your wife asks you to put this on you, you let her additional tags: swordplay as foreplay, praise, masturbation

18 | masquerade masks | clothes on noe/lucio - it would be rude not to give your boyfriend birthday sex at his own birthday party on his birthday additional tags: teasing, public sex acts, groping

19 | double penetration | gravity magic ky/nadia - conferences can be such a drag additional tags: public sex acts, sex toys

20 | orgasm denial | glory hole ky/nadia - licensed for both public and private performance, with some restrictions additional tags: penetrative sex, anal sex, offscreen creampie, offscreen unsafe sex, teasing, anonymous sex

21 | snowballing | corsets | impact play noe/lucio - your boyfriend can be such a good boy when he wants to be additional tags: bratting, paddling as punishment, attempted ssc

22 | toys | dream sex ky/magician - is this good for you? I know you don’t like, uh, sex additional tags: unreality, uncanny valley, vomiting, drowning, sex magic, asexual character in sexual situation, anal sex

23 | reversed ending | lap dances noe/lucio - fuck in the fire and we'll spread all the ashes around additional tags: threats, devil lucio,

24 | spanking | crying ky/luna - why you gotta be bad, baby, when we can be so good? luna is borrowed from @shieldwitch​ additional tags: bratty behavior, menacing a houseplant, masturbation

25 | bloodplay | fear ky/randy - you ever just wanted to run naked through the woods? maybe not like this randy is borrowed from @fandom-trash-panda-blog​ additional tags: prey/hunting kink, dehumanization, groping, knife use

26 | overstimulation | formalwear | lactation ky/laurel, ky/nadia, asra - how deep we can get counting sheep laurel is borrowed from @queenofeden​ additional tags: unsettling imagery, uncanny valley, stomach bulge, anal sex, pregnancy, birth

27 | voyeurism | feral | begging noe/lucio/takhul - now look, you’ve involved the locals in our drama takhul is borrowed from @fantasmagorias​ additional tags: anonymous sex, fellatio, come eating, snowballing, threesome, masturbation, public sex

28 | gagging | anonymous sex theo/valerius - you said I’d be watching your pet, but you didn’t say which one theo is borrowed from @glimmerblossoms​ additional tags: riding crop, dubious consent, impact play, masturbation with object, sensory deprivation, dehumanization

29 | telepathic magic | knife play noe/lucio - there’s no secrets between us when I’m in your head additional tags: sensory overload, overstimulation, sex magic, anal sex

30 | lingerie | distracted sex | marking ky/midnight - baby, you’re bad for business midnight is borrowed from @candygirl3473 additional tags: bratting, vaginal sex, masturbation, seduction

31 | red wings | blood magic ky/portia - you know that was you, too? you had to believe in it additional tags: vaginal fingering, squirting, sex magic