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[skibasyndrome]

Wilmon + "there's another way I take my coffee actually"

disclaimer: this 100% Grape's fault and I refuse to take any responsibility 💜 (jk ily bestie and I know it's my fault for starting the vampire brain worms 💜💜💜)

cw: allusions to blood. vampire crack. coffee enjoyers everywhere please forgive me Wille

"There's another way I take my coffee actually." Simon, a carton of oat milk in one hand, Wille's favorite mug (filled about two thirds of the way with filter coffee) in the other, whips around towards Wille. "I beg your pardon?" "The coffee," Wille repeats slower, as if Simon not hearing him is the problem. "I also drink it another way," Wille says, cheerily kicking his legs while sitting on the kitchen counter. Except, no, no Wille doesn't drink his coffee any other way, because Wille is adorably annoyingly particular about the fact that he likes filter coffee only, that he discovered oat milk for himself five years ago and now won't have anything else, that he doesn't like sugar because sugar makes it too sweet (no, Simon doesn't get it, either). Simon painstakingly relearns Wille's coffee preferences every couple years so he can get the coffee just right for him every time. So no, unless Wille has secretly switched it up overnight, there is in fact no other way he drinks his coffee. When he keeps on staring at Wille, coffee and milk still raised in question, Wille waves his hand to beckon Simon over towards him. "I have no idea what you're saying," Simon tells him, but moves over nonetheless, coming to stand between Wille's legs. He sets the items down on either side of Wille, so he doesn't have to keep balancing them while Wille gets to have his cryptic moment. "You know...," Wille starts, slipping his arms around Simon's neck and pulling him closer, positioning Simon so that Wille can nuzzle his neck. But, no, Simon doesn't know. "I don't, actually," he says, but nonetheless leans into the kisses and nibbles Wille presses along the side of his neck. Wille whines a little and teases the skin with his canines. Simon huffs a laugh at the sudden shift in atmosphere. "How are you already hungry again, we just-," and then, horrifyingly, it dawns on him. He takes a step back, pushing Wille's arms off his shoulders. "No," he says firmly. "No fucking way are you saying what I think you're saying."

Wille just grins at him sheepishly and Simon loses all hope. He throws his head back and groans. He loves this man, but sometimes he gets some horrible ideas.

"You haven't even tried it!" Wille argues and Simon is about to lose his mind. "Have you?" He raises an eyebrow at Wille. "Who's the guy whose blood you're secretly sourcing for your abomination coffees and when do I get to meet him?"

Wille just laughs again, clearly getting a little bit flustered now. "We could try it though, right?" he asks, and if it weren't for Wille's puppy eyes Simon would not step back between his legs. But alas, those still haven't lost their charm, even centuries later. He sighs and puts bis hands on Wille's hips.

"You can try it, if you feel like you have to," and now Simon is laughing, too. "But I have some principles."

Wille snorts at that, before pulling Simon in again and gently sinking his teeth into his neck.

aoksjsjsjsjsjenskawksma. Hope it was worth the wait 💀💜 Thanks for sending me this prompt and also for always providing very important and valuable discussions around vampire nutrition 💜💜💜

There are some more (less lighthearted) vampire snippets here and here

Send me "Wilmon" + a sentence and I'll write you 5(+) more!

[bigalockwood]

hi! surprise self rec time <3🌷Pick 3 of your favorite things you’ve written and share them here, then put this in the inbox (anonymously or not) of your fellow writers to spread the positivity and help celebrate already written fics 💖

Thanks for asking 💜 (also thanks to @skibasyndrome , @gulliblelemon and @hergrandplan 💜).

In no particular order:

Growing towards the light is one of my favorites because of its story, yes, but also because its creation was so much fun. I wrote it with Jay @enjoythesilentworld and the entire process was nothing but easy-going and natural. The story came together very quickly and we haven’t really stopped screaming about it ever since. I’ve also learned a lot about myself while writing it and I think seeing how the brilliant Jay works, has definitely changed my perspective on some things and makes me want to improve my craft.

Gttl was originally a very funny story that very quickly became deeper than initially anticipated. Chapter 2 will be posted this Friday so if anyone wants to join in on the fun.. 💜🏕️

Royally Whipped 🥖🍰🧁

My first multi-chap for Young Royals and still one of my favorites. I wrote rw while I was writing my master thesis and it was the best distraction I could’ve asked for. This particular Wilmon is very very very dear to me and there are a few scenes in it I really adore. It’s also getting closer and closer to its first birthday… 🎂

(Also can’t believe baking!wilmon is officially canon).

Glowing Review 🌊🐚

Another one I really loved creating and where I tried to go for a slightly different setting and style. There’s a lot of nature in this one and a metaphor I still love to pieces. It’s also got letters in it which might just be one of my favorite things in novels.

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

kristina gives up!!

Haha! I figured that one would get asked about.

I actually started that one way back after season 2 dropped. I saw that look on her face at the jubilee where she was so shocked and I was like “that is a woman who just realized she has no idea what the fuck is going on.”

So I had this idea that she essentially takes the cast of students (like the mains and the side characters) and sticks them in a room right after the jubilee and is like “listen, I need you to tell me what the fuck has gone on around here in the last six months and I do not care if it was illegal.”

It’s a fun idea and I like it a lot but I just never got around to finishing it. I have like 8 pages of it written or something.

ask me about these wips

[gulliblelemon]

"cruise ship Wilmon" please!!

This is my current actual WIP! I’ve written 41k words so far and it’s maybe about 70-80% finished. (This means very little, I’m an unpredictable writer and can sometimes write 10k in 3 days, sometimes it’ll take me months and months).

Wilhelm didn’t say anything else as they walked briskly down the corridor. He slowed a couple of times to nod to guests, but Simon could tell that he didn’t want to be waylaid. A sharp turn led them to a flight of stairs. Simon grabbed the handle of his case but his other hand was arrested in mid-air halfway to the bannister. Simon looked up wide eyed at Wilhelm, who was gripping his hand and smiling wryly. “Don’t hold the bannisters,” he said. “Erm… why?” Simon asked, removing his hand from Wilhelm’s firm grip. “Because hundreds of people touch them every day and I don’t want you signed off for the first week with norovirus.” Recoiling, Simon grimaced and nodded. “Noted,” he said. Giving him another tight smile, Wilhelm descended the stairs ahead of Simon. “It’s the thing everyone gets on ships.” “What, not scurvy?” Wilhelm gave a bark of laughter at that, and Simon felt quite pleased to have broken through the stiff, professional facade. “Eat plenty of citrus and you’ll be fine on the scurvy front.”

I’m really excited to start posting this one!

Thanks for the ask ☺️

(Ask me about my WIPs)

[enjoythesilentworld]

🚀❤️💙❤️💙 it's a love rocket! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! ❤️🌼

kisses to u from space 😚

[sillylittleflower]

Attaaaack! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

You are wonderful and always share the most beautiful animal and nature content!!

Here is a bear for you

[allthefakepeople]

hi! surprise self rec time <3🌷Pick 3 of your favorite things you’ve written and share them here, then put this in the inbox (anonymously or not) of your fellow writers to spread the positivity and help celebrate already written fics 💖

omg omg thanks for asking!

so give me your two lips and i'll shut up

(young royals)

When Wilhelm transfers to Hillerska, he and Simon become fast friends. There’s only one tiny problem… Wille’s fallen completely head over heels for the guy.

For the sake of their friendship, and ensuring Wilhelm’s heart doesn’t break in two, he keeps his feelings a secret. Something Simon makes incredibly difficult when he’s frequently teasing Wille in that charming way he does. Sometimes Wille would like to shut him up… with his mouth. It’s a shame they’re just friends.

Aka the 5 times Simon told Wille “Make me” and the 1 time Wille did just that.

(my top fic and my favorite)

Put Your Lips Close to Mine (as long as they don't touch)

(tanthamore/willow)

Over the years, Jade has just gotten used to the overwhelming feeling of being in love with her best friend. Never in a million years did she ever think all of her feelings would come spewing out of her in the middle of the Wildwood, after finding out she was a Bonereaver.

AKA Jade and Kit actually get to kiss in episode 5

(one of my willow fics and my favorite one)

kind of there but not quite

(young royals)

They weren’t back together, that was very clear. In fact they weren’t even really friends again. Their interactions plagued by memories of bare skin in white sheets and kisses that felt like home.

aka love is stored in clementines

(one of my more underrated fics but i feel like it has some solid writing even if it's my shortest fic)

i really wanna write some more soon so hopefully i get some inspiration!

-miels 💜✨

[k-pepp]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

Hello Grape!! Thank you! Obviously, sending this right back at you 💜 I saw you had a post of delightful omar gifs. Can i suggest this one as a well? He's so naturally funny.

[hullomoon]

🚂💛🧡❤🧡💛 it's a love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! 💛

choo choo!

[skibasyndrome]

what is Simon Eriksson's biggest flaw

Grape! 🫠😡

His biggest flaw is that he's too pookie <3

[bigalockwood]

I am finally starting Royally Whipped and I'm soooooo excited!!! 🍰

Ohhhh 🥺🥺🥺 You don’t know how much this message means to me 💜 Absolutely brightened my day. Sending you so much love and hope you’ll have fun 💜

[leojfitz]

🚁💛💚💛💚 it's a love helicopter! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! 💚🌼

💛💛💛

[gulliblelemon]

I have all these sunflower stickers (we used them for my grandfather's celebration of life - he was a sunflower guy) and they always make me think of you as well because of your pfp!

This is so lovely! Thank you for telling me 💛

My pfp was from one of our epic sunflowers last year. They grew to about 9ft!

None worked this year ☹️ but we just got an allotment and I want to plant a sunflower FOREST next year 🤩🌻

[enjoythesilentworld]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

😚🩷 uno reverse

[spaghett-onaplate]

I always enjoy that you share the rock picture every day... Today another post made me wonder, is that blog a Sisyphus joke???

HAHA I'd never considered that, could be tho!! And glad you enjoy :D <3

[sillylittleflower]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

Thank you so much for sending this in Grape 🍇💜🪻and obviously it goes right back at you!!

Look at Omar beaming at you!!