#grants noneuclidian family tree

[folklore-fantasy-and-sci-fi]

Jakeem: Wait, hold on, let me get this straight.

*points to Roy* I already knew he’s kinda like your dad

*points to Neal* and Dr. Pole-watzit’s your uncle

*points to the Als* and you found out those two are your bio- dad and godbrother… exactly how many heroes and villains are you related to, man?!

Grant: Well, you probably won’t believe this,