#grandpaternal

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[loving-n0t-heyting]

I would be the hank schrader of women

I do not want kids myself (which is why i wasnt bothered when i learned i physically couldnt) but im not above the ingrained pull of inclusive fitness. I want my brother and his gf to get hitched abd have kids soooo bad. I would be such a cool aunt. Id have a cool messy little apartment they could stay over at and let them break all the stupid little rules parents always invent even when theyre as decent as my brother. Theyd think the weekends with me were so chill

[agentc0rn]

Fun facts for Zeth

- an only child.

- knows some sewing and violin.

- decent battler

- likes soup :)

- has visited Unova and Hoenn before

This is around the ending of the story for my xy au but at some point, he accidentally calls AZ "grandfather" instead of the usual polite address (not entirely wrong....lol). this slip-up partly stems from the fact that he barely remembers his grandparents who passed away when he was young... he met only his grandmother on his mother's side, so having a grandpaternal figure is kinda nice for once....

Over the course of the story, he slowly accepts his heritage while also discovering what he wants to do by the virtue of his personhood and support from the people he cares about.

[dude1818]

Richter: What's your relationship with Denken, exactly?

Laufen: As long as I keep following him around, he keeps buying me food. I think it's his grandpaternal instinct.

[scalproie]

[Jin's voice] Is this... a positive grandpaternal influence?

[ask-steven-stevenson]

[H…. GRANDPATERNAL FIGURE NOOOO. Key just looks flabbergasted. Absolutely GOBSMACKED. Still holding bubble tho.]

Wh… what the FUCK.

-🔑

(Why can’t we have nice things in Virginia😔/silly)

“…Hey. Can I have the thing you found.”

[googledocsdyke]

Thots on Bobby, ylike him?

i love. how this was said with a little faux-casual send-off "ylike him?" wow i can feel the grandpaternal voice emerging. anyways yes bobby is fun and good and kind and a bitch. i like him mostly when he's griping around with rufus. i think there IS a thing where circa 2013 people got very reverent about bobby as the be-all end-all of Good Character and Father Figure in a way that got me a little bored of him and the cultural overuse of idjits was...... well. suffice it to say though i think he's great i don't actively think about him in my own time UNLESS it's in the context of like. the season 7 flask haunting because that was batshit bananas brainscrambling bonkers. to Me

[mydayasitwastoday-blog]

20/04/2017 - No Dro Smo(king)

my day as it was today, despite it being the world renowned 4/20 – a day in which people go out in to public and smoke up on the marijuana because the date (in American format) is indicative of the coding the police use/ it’s a big middle finger to authority, the police and the whole damn establishment. we didn’t all participate but the sentiment isn’t lost … oh no sirree bob, not on me.

I stuck it to the man today by firstly, getting on top of all the washing I had done – it’s been nearly folded and tidied away. what’s that? did I just hear the pillars of society being rocked … well how about this then. I didn’t go out and smoke a doob because today I emptied out the utility cupboard and rearranged it/ AND THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN!!!

I also went to visit my grandparents today, Grandat has been in hospital recently and got out (not like escaped, he was medically okayed to go) so I went by the see everyone/ and also get fed of course. not that I’m ever going hungry but it’s all the stops out when Matthew comes around at Granny’s house: victoria sponge, ginger snaps, kimberley biscuits, them pink coconut Irish things, an unlimited supply of cans of coke and then a tin full of chocolate bars to finish. we also had dinner in there somewhere but it’s all a blur now and I don’t remember … I think I was helping them with an iPad at one point but it could’ve have been anyone.

I was offered a bed for the night and my stomach nearly kept me there, and the promise of a beautifully big Irish breakfast but I thought if I stayed I would never leave – I would quit my job and live in my Mother’s room and eat and eat until I couldn’t get up and then eat some more and be one of them blob people that has to clean themselves with a sponge on a stick/ you know, the people living the dream.

most only joke about being able to eat that much all day and not work, but they have actually done it/ they took it seriously and they won: they ate the most … nah, I kidd it’s an issue and they need help. let’s show them compassion, and help them move out of their grandpaternal homes!

tomorrow I’ll do some more of this exercise and see if I can work off at least one kind of biscuit I ate … not much to a jaffa cake/ I’ll work off those first.

BYE NOW …

[tanoraqui]

the chain of events that lead to this are thus:

Nerdanel is the greatest sculptress of the Noldor, known especially for making statues of people so realistic that even good friends mistake them for living and start to talk to them

Nerdanel loves her kids

So, Nerdanel makes a lot of statues of her kids. They’re not all so realistic they could nearly breathe—many are idle warm-ups, or very realistic but only a foot tall or smaller (she has to capture what Maitimo looked with his hair all mussed so cutely, or Tyelkormo play-wrestling with Huan, or how Atarinkë and his Atar were scowling the exact same way at a troubling schematic! no one’s invented photography yet, and she needs records to show off! and her medium is sculpture! the small ones are quick to make and easily stored)

The big, realistic ones though…there’s a bunch of those, too. For all seven children at various ages. Just, around the house—around multiple houses; remember that they traveled a lot as a family

And what do you do with easily accessible, albeit maybe heavy, hyperrealistic statues of yourself and your siblings? You prank your siblings.

Examples include: - sneaking away mid-conversation while someone’s briefly distracted and replacing yourself with a statue - putting a thousand-pound marble statue of someone in the dark corner of their bedroom - putting a thousand-pound marble statue of yourself in the dark corner of someone’s bedroom - or on their bed - replacing Maitimo’s bathroom mirror with a bust of that one time he got a zit, giving him a momentary heart attack before he’s properly woken up

All it takes is one (1) incident for this to expand from inter-sibling to inter-cousin combat - statues of them join the playing field as well. There are fewer of them, but Nerdanel definitely makes them as presents - you can put the small ones in someone’s luggage for them to find only upon unpacking after their visit!

All it takes is one (1) incident for this to expand beyond the literal physical houses of the House of Finwë, and then into the general populace.

It quickly shifts from “where can we put this to surprise and/or trick people” to “what’s the weirdest/funniest/most impossible place I can put this.” Some peak examples include: - the life-size statue of Findarato reaching up in some performance which was suspended upside-down from the center of the Grand Hall of the Scholars’ College in Alqualondë, which all the students spent a day jumping up to high five before anyone bothered to cut it down - the 2-foot-long statue of Tyelkormo sprawled asleep in tall grass that someone balanced perfectly on the back of Finwë’s throne, discovered when court opened for a day of petitions and judgements. Finwë pretended not to notice and sat so as to not disturb it all day, though the observant noted that he periodically failed to hide a fondly delighted, grandpaternal smile - the fully 2-ton granite statue of Caranthir sitting and scowling somehow perched like a gargoyle on the peak of the Mindon Eldaliéva. Nobody knows who did it (everyone is pretty sure it was Fingon), and nobody knows how. It lives there now, because nobody can figure out how to get it down, even with Song, without risking breaking it, and Nerdanel’s wrath at that would be much worse than whatever consequences might arise from leaving it in place.

Trees-era Tirion meme of statues of the sons of Fëanor Nerdanel in random places amiright