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handern · 1 year ago

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celtic languages are sooo cute and full of images😍🥰

instead of saying "she put her blood and tears into this" my breton grandma just said "she put all her koc'h kozh in it" which roughly translates to "she put all her might into releasing something from deep within her into the world for everyone to see" and I think it's bueatiful

#grandma bluescreened when I translated word by word what she fucking just said #she almost pissed herself laughing bc it's like #such a mundane little swear to say for her #it hits differently when you actually translate it #koc'h means poop and kozh means old #it does mean that you did a valliant effort and put all your strength into smth tho #like it actually is a fucking compliment in her book #imagine saying you put all your constipation poop in smth instead of saying she put her entire pussy in it #she was wheezing and crying she couldn't talk for a hot minute #babbles blabbles #me : grandma why do you call my brother a staircase fart #grandma : bc he's insignificant but really annoying just like a creak in a staircase

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