#grandaddy gourmand

[yourdadsbasement]

i already have "Deuteronomy 2:10" by Mountain Goats in my head and it's already making me cry

lmao excellent poses guys

to be fair, i go into this trance too whenever i think too hard about it

i'm one of those party poopers who's like "nah they didn't have anti-emetics 500 years ago"

he is the King Lil Bitch and i love him, i'm sorry

honestly he should not be trusted with any of her tech

kiddos are sure to get that Neil Armstrong reference

extremely unnerving image

GOURMAND RELATIVE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

honestly this is pretty much how it went down

listen man, if it's not him today, it'll just be someone else tomorrow

TURN BACK INTO A MAN AND ROW. WITH YOUR ARMS

this is cope and you both know it

"I am a flightless bird, and there'll be no more after me"

[jaketrains]

Jake & Friends: Reboot Series: Season 1 (2022)

Episodes

1. (Amazon Prime Video) Dinosaur Train: Season 5: A Brand New Species Part 1/A Brand New Species Part 2 (Television Introduced Dinosaur Train) Sunday September 11 2022

2. (Cartoonito) Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go: Season 2: Percy Disappears (Characters Introduced Bruno) Monday September 12 2022

3. (Cartoonito) Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go: Season 2: Shake Rattle and Bruno Monday September 12 2022

4. (Nickelodeon and Nick Jr.) Blaze and the Monster Machines: Season 6: Campfire Stories (Television Introduced Blaze and the Monster Machines) Monday September 12 2022

5. (Amazon Prime Video) PAW Patrol: Season 9: Big Truck Pups: Pups Stop a Flood (Television Introduced PAW Patrol Locations Introduced Adventure Bay Highway and Truck Stop HQ and Characters Introduced Al) Monday September 12 2022

6. (Amazon Prime Video) Wild Kratts: Season 2: Speaking Dolphinese (Television Introduced Wild Kratts and Animals-Power: Dolphins) Monday September 12 2022

7. (Nickelodeon and Nick Jr.) Blaze and the Monster Machines: Season 6: Super Wheels Tuesday September 13 2022

8. (Nickelodeon and Nick Jr.) Blaze and the Monster Machines: Season 6: The Great Pizza Race Tuesday September 13 2022

9. (Amazon Prime Video) Dinosaur Train: Season 4: Crystal and King Benefit Concert Part 1/Crystal and King Benefit Concert Part 2 Tuesday September 13 2022

10. (Amazon Prime Video) Bob the Builder: Reboot Series: Season 1: Sky High Scoop (Television Introduced Bob the Builder: Reboot Series) Tuesday September 13 2022

11. (Nickelodeon and Nick Jr.) Blaze and the Monster Machines: Season 7: Sparkle’s Big Rescue Wednesday September 14 2022

12. (Amazon Prime Video) Wild Kratts: Season 3: Back in Creature Time: Part 1: Day of the Dodo (Villains: Zach Varmitech Great Great Grandaddy Gourmand) Wednesday September 14 2022

13. (Amazon Prime Video) Wild Kratts Season 3: Back in Creature Time: Part 2: Tasmania Tiger (Villains: Zach Varmitech Shonita Donata and Shabio) Wednesday September 14 2022

Movies

(Amazon Prime Video) PAW Patrol: The Movie Wednesday September 14 2022

Special Episodes

(Amazon Prime Video) Wild Kratts: Creature of the Deep Sea (Villains: Chef Gourmand and Zach Varmitech: Cameo) Wednesday September 14 2022