#granada included mortimer and doggo to give them a sufficient reason not to kiss

[amypihcs]

"Do try my stew Watson!" "... That's the murder weapon, right?"

HELLO PEOPLE! FROM RAINY ITALY, LATE AS HELL AND INSTEAD OF STUDYING, DrWatson and his husband in the adventure of the gossipy cave!

Watson hear a voice outside and can't believe his ears!

IT'S HOLMES! Of course it's Holmes! Watson is a bit worried for him, has he eaten OR slept enough? He looks so thin, no DOUBT that figure was so tall and thin, it was Holmes! Still, Watson is QUITE worried.

STILL, he was never more glad to see a person!

We extend our thanks to Granada Television for having included Mortimer and so realistically stopped Holmes and Watson from kissing each other stupid.

Still, both Holmes and Watson are quite surprised to see the other around!

They're both so very happy to be once more around each other!

Holmes must've been so happy to see a sign of Watson around!

Still, Watson is not ENTIRELY happy! He's justifiably a bit raw because of y'know Holmes lying to him.

And how to find any fault in it! But he's quite easily pacified.

Holmes is back! now we'll be able to talk and he'll help me!

They of course enter Holmes' humble abode and set to do what the two biggest gossip girls of London do: GOSSIP!

Well, at least once dismissed the stew. Cooking's not QUITE Holmes' forte.

Chatting of country gossip with some important wait what moments!

What do you mean his wife, Holmes?

DAAAAMN. Well, allusions to 'making love' aside, this chat is going quite well.

Nothing better than discuss the details of a case while curled up in an old cave maybe eating canned peaches togethe-

WHAT IS THIS NOW??! Not the time, Watson. What the hell?

Damnit, They are too late! And yes, well NO, but yes, unfortunately.

It's undoubtedly sir Henry!

They have some talks of revenge and so on, but Holmes is for keeping calm. As calm as possible

Using the Granada chronology, he's passed through Five Orange Pips already. It's nto the first time he loses a cli- Are you alright dear fellow?

CHANGE OF PROGRAM! IT IS NOT SIR HENRY! Wahoo, i suppose!

The hell now? They just agreed on hiding the body when someone is approaching! The wannabe murderer himself! The audacity!

Not a word, John. So good that i wasn't kissing you.

Stapleton surely wanted to make sure the work was well done and complete!

Well, at least now Holmes can toss his last line by assuring the man that he WON'T be around the following day and he and Watson can retreat to the hall to finish talking the business over!

And we'll see what they'll make of it in the next episode!