#grailposting

[nielsthecat]

holding tzipporah hostage as laurel and i talk about the grail. well laurel is also a hostage frankly

[lorethelorekeeper]

occult business

[pollackpatrol]

guy who thinks about the holy grail more than anyone else on earth back at it again

[wolvierinez]

not my knight ass looking for the grail 😭😂

[nielsthecat]

one day you'll see. you'll all fucking see

I'm not making a grailposting tag because I'm not sick in the head like that

[plasticsandwich]

you know you’re back in business when you try and take the first train over to uni and its late

[laurajameskinney]

hi i talked to ur sibling and we figured things out, the situation’s been resolved, please leave me alone

jamie showed me your ask before i went through your blog.

[nielsthecat]

do you think hot rod could achieve the grail

the christian holy grail? no, the requirements to achieve the grail are basically to be the best most chivalrous christian monk knight ever, and hot rod is not christian.

however.

i think he not only could, but very notably did, achieve the cybertronian equivalent, because i think that that's what the matrix of leadership basically is.

[idoubtitsalex]

5 more minute mr. white

jesse we need to find the holy grail

[lorethelorekeeper]

[pollackpatrol]

basically i dislike batman: the chalice because it demonstrates a poor understanding of both the real life history of the grail (well, "real"... as we all know i am adamant in the belief that no such vessel ever existed, or if it did then it has not been preserved), and a poor understanding of arthurian canon... though since it alleges that the waynes are descended from sir gawain, the 2nd one is wayy more important.

it also posits possessing the grail as "cool", when... i don't think it is? like, in order to be worthy of it you have to heavily adhere to medieval codes of chivalry (which are of course incredibly christian), and doing that in the modern day is just lame. actually it's not just the medieval chivalric codes--you have to be christian to a truly ridiculous degree. these days that's not really seen as admirable, just stuffy at best

(though to be clear i'm not complaining. i like modern rules of politeness just fine.)

it's also just disrespectful tbh. like why is batman a grailkeeper when he's barely even christian*

(*i know he's nebulously jewish but afaik he himself has never been portrayed in canon as jewish despite participating in christian traditions such as christmas many many times. also, this was published before that)

[wolvierinez]

what is grail.

the holy grail. mine chalice..

[pollackpatrol]

@sharkjumpers izzy i sent you paragraphs to view at your leisure

hi izzy. do you ever think about the comic where someone mailed bruce wayne the holy grail. and he was descended from gawain but spelled weird or some shit

The what

[gen13ordinaryheroes]

I'm not making a grailposting tag because I'm not sick in the head like that

[wolvierinez]

[wolvierinez]

cant wait to find this grail!!!!!!!!! im going to fucking stab someone if we dont find this thing and soon.