#gr8est

[abdulraveman]

Yasuda Shota Kanjani's Entertainment GR8EST 2018

[yumenosakiacademy]

"I'll kill all the humans and weak wizards!" "I'll never go back to that prison agai- ACHOO!" "He's gone?" "Where is he? Did he escape?"

[kamil-a]

futures already had the worst possible things to happen to it happen its all postgame now. just emdless new types of loneliness for people to give it. it knows where it stands with aerolith already, unlike sayer and ocean and speaker (at first) who think maybe they can Be Good Enough to win its (aerolith, the concept's) favor, future has no illusions, they (aerolith, every person and ai in it) want me dead, i want all of them dead. if i cant get positive attention then your thoughts will be squarely on me for the final hours of your life.

[projectdivaar]

my haul 2dayyy

[diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones]

[alecto the ninth]

gideon: i love you

harrow, stone faced: i killed john

[cthonicascendant]

i got a plush cookie from a drag queen at pride and it is the most stimmy thing ever bc it is soft and squishy and crinkles when u squish it and anyways ilu random drag queen i hope ur doing well ty for the cookie

[synthshenanigans]

My gender is a fuckin rock

PFFTT 10/10 keyboard so true

Tags: @tallyhoot @lemonlightt @cr0ws-cha0t1c-c0llect10n & anyone else who'd like to join :}

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[thewertsearch]

So pacified, he listened to what I had to say, a8out my recent travails with the law, and Pyralspite, and what I'd come for in truth - the treasure he'd 8een keeping safe for me.

There's the fucker.

I cradled the oracle in my synthetic hand, as if appraising 8y w8 the mystic qualities it still concealed. With my vision 8fold seared away, I was as 8lind to its secrets as the old Doctor was to its present wherea8outs. I'd learned to keep it cloaked from the awareness of the man who once called me his protege, a 8ackhanded term of endearment from a smug manipul8or. Loc8ing his so called dark pockets was the only gam8it I had in countering his milktongued dou8lespeak.

Milktounged is such a great descriptor for Scratch's bullshit. I'm willing to bet that the Expatriate came up with that one.

I wonder what Scratch's plan was for Mindfang? Perhaps she was just another vector for manipulating Vriska - a particularly effective one, too, since she's serve as a mouthpiece her descendant would naturally trust.

The expatri8 for indiscerni8le reasons seemed naturally surrounded 8y such a void in the Doctor's awareness, and so was uniquely fit to inherit the or8. The Doctor could not see his treasure, nor I into it.

It's been implied a couple of times that the ancestors have access to Aspect powers. The Expatriate appears to have some sort of passive Void ability, and Mindfang's (presumably) effective use of the Fluorite Octet suggests that she, too, can manipulate luck. She also referred to Redglare as a 'true seer' in her journals, implying that that each Guardian might also share their offspring's Class.

This is a pretty interesting idea. The Guardians are children of Sburb, same as the Players, so there's nothing really stopping them from having pseudo-Player status themselves. They don't seem to have Dream Selves, but it's not out of the question that they could even ascend to God Tier, if they died on a Quest Slab.

It also means that the human Guardians probably had powers, too. Could their advanced knowledge of Sburb be derived from Mom Lalonde's status as a pseudo-Seer?

I guessed exploiting some technological means of gazing through its surface may have 8een simple enough, 8ut I hesit8ed. Every expedient granted 8y its counsel, though never instantly, came at a price. Knowing his n8ture, I'm surprised I only now recognize it as yet another instrument of his spurious 8enevolence, dangerous 8y way of selective divulgence. The sense of infalli8ility his oracle 8rought me was superficial, and in hindsight weakened my readiness.

Unsurprisingly, the cueball's answers have the same asterisk attached to them as Scratch himself. It doesn't lie, but you'd be a fool to think that means it can't manipulate you. Like all of Scratch's games, it's rigged as hell; you can't win, and you probably shouldn't even try.

…mind you, there might be a way to keep its answers unambiguous. If you restricted your queries to yes/no questions, then it couldn't phrase its responses to give Scratch an advantage.

At the same time, though, there's nothing forcing it to answer a given query with a single word. It'd probably just insist on answering in full sentences.

The gr8est mistake I have ever made was asking the or8 when I would die. 8ut as I revisited the prophecy surrounding this unfortun8 query, something struck me. I thought of the man I would have as a m8sprit centuries from now, who was said to command an army of 8easts. The one it called the summoner.

Mindfang dated Primordial Tavros?

...that poor bastard.

[vristrogen]

8ehold my gr8est cre8ion.

(inspo under the cut)

[stelly22]

Gr8est advice

[houndsofbalthazar]

Wait fuck I just thought of a much better punchline:

The gaze is an important security measure added after it turned out that upwards of 1 in 5 of all tender kisses on the lips were counterfeit, many of them found to be loving or compassionate instead which of course meant they were not legal tender.

Instead of coins for currency, my country uses kisses. The lowest denomination is of course air kisses, and it moves up through several different types including forehead kisses, a gentle kiss on the cheek, and kissing with tongue, but the highest denomination is a tender kiss on the lips with a lingering affectionate gaze. The gaze is an important security measure added after it turned out that upwards of 1 in 5 of all tender kisses on the lips were counterfeit, many of them found to be loving or compassionate instead of tender.

[hey8ter]

WAKE UP!!!!! IT'S AUGUST 2024!!!!!

🖤💜🧡💙💚

D-1 SUPER EIGHT IS 20!!!!!

🖤💜🧡💙💚

tumblr is basically dead internet

I am a working adult who can pay my own bills

and I owe STARTO NOTHING

but I owe Eito everything.

That's the reason I want to tell all of you why Kanjani8, SUPER EIGHT, Eito is the best group that ever existed and do some crime.

Now listen... Osaka Romanesque feat. Taro Hakase from GR8EST (2018).

[lunaticli8rarian]

ok so like the whole idea of vriska never trusting anyone 100% confirms to me the idea that this is just what was implied on the meteor happening in front of the camera.

cuz she did trust people. several people. like 20 or so people! she trusted tavros with godhood for crying out loud! (it 8ackfired of course. cuz tavros will never know peace.)

hell the literal gr8est thing she ever did was trust someone else. she saved paradox space and completed the circle in everything 8y summoning four kids and letting them deal with it. she left everything else to everyONE else. arquius, june, rose, jasprose, nannasprite, terezi, dave, dirk, roxy, kanaya etc. everything else she just left to them to solve instead of trying to take it all in her hands. she even left the drawing to karkat for corns sake!

8ut SOME people can't see the o8vious! so it's gotta happen ON SCREEN!

[mikosocute]

Ty for the spam :3

ywwww!!!!!!!!! spamming is the gr8est way 2 show luv /p

[weezeranitsweezy]

sumtimes when I'm dysphoric I put on the red album an it rlly helps like move ova rivers IM the gr8est man that eva lived!!!!!

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Obsessed with this video of Jonny Greenwood violently assaulting his guitar in front of a live audience and then calmly doing a gay little walk offstage.

The addition of “Anyone Can Play Guitar” in the background really ties the piece together.

You can find the video as “Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead is The Gr8est” on YouTube so be sure to include it in the post if you can!!

brilliant