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TELELET 📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞CAN I HALP U?👀🧐😈TELELET📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞 BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶AYAYAY🎶🎶 AYM🤭🤪 YOR LITOL😝😍😍BATIRPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶🎶AYM😅😅🤩YOR LITOL😘😘😍BATERPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶AYM🤩😅🤩YOR LITOL😍🤩😍 BATIRPLAY🦋 call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve vil. i do the laundry, cook dinner, clean dishes. i live to serve & carry out every demand of his on the slightest whim, its what i was put on this earth to do. if he cheats on me then its my fault! he caught me slipping. *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.
#YEEEEEEEEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEEES GIVE ME MORE SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#GOOD LORD HELLO UGH AH HNGH MMM#MORE MORE MORE MORE#I CAN TAKE IT#GIVE ME MORE#I'M BEGGING#PLEASE#PLEASE PALEASAELAEPLAS EOAKLAE#CRAWLING BARKING#*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL#GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE
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Human Noahhh....
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op im so sorry op im so sorry im so so sorry im so sorry sorry sorry my stomach hurts oh my god
X said no doorbells in the suitcase, so knocking will have to do!
#art of my wife#kwkkwkkwkakaijsjwkkjwwjksisksjkwkwkwkkskskjwjwkkwkskwkwkkwkskwkkwksksks#THATS IT.#BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR#*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL#me#wokaoskwjowkwkw#i cant take it#i cant take it anymore#i cant#/pos#/pos /pos /pos#critical hit#i lost like#half of my hp#i will remember this#waow#sorry for leaving dents on your robot. um. will happen again. um.
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„Rolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtakingfoams mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......sniffs BARK
GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK
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BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF WOOF”
Sorry I went too feral when I saw this one I forgot to put the artist:
https://x.com/thumaru/status/1837022441740161241
#MEMEMEMEME THAT'S ME THA'S ME TH¿IN THIMAGE#VI WAS HOLDING MELIK THAT#HE'S MY HUBSAND AND HE LOVES ME#twst#vil schoenheit#twisted wonderland#twst vil#twst art
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Oh man you guys I feel ill thinking about him…Kabru…Kabru…sighs dreamily and eyes turn into hearts and I twirl my hair and go teeheehee omfg you guys look at some of these Kabru from later chapters like
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BADK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK AWOOOOOO HOWLLLLLL SNARL BARK BARK BARK BARK AWOOO AWOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOO AWO AWOOOO BARK BARK BARK BAKR BARK somebody needs to put this dog(me) down it’s gonna be howling all night oh wow striking beauriful Kabru
He has such. Pretty face…I can’t get o at it I feel like my heart is convulsing or whatever the word is oughhhhhhhhhh look at him
He looks so gorgeous here o my look at him oh my god his eyes his lips his nose I’m going crazy hey gorjus I wont you my sweet apple pie nom nom nom I actually don’t like apple pie he can be like japchae instead I can slurp that shit up when I’m hungry mmmmmm japchae one time I was hungry and I ate like an entire family sized serving of it that stuff is so good and it’s moist so you can just eat it up like that I love moist food because I don’t like drinking the same time as eating so it means I can just eat all the stuff I want when I’m hungry like a cat I don’t blame cats for liking wet food I think they’re justified in that if I were a cat I would like wet food and if I was a cat I’d like Kabru and I’d go meowwwwwwww meow meow meow meow mreow miau meow mew mrow purrrrrrrrrr purrr purrrrrrrrrrr cat in heat yowling MEOW MEOW MOWW MEOW MEOWWWWWW MROW MEOW MEOWWWWWWW
Love the side views of him something about his nose makes me want to kiss him he’s so gogoues he makes me smile and go like wowwwwww meowza amazing wow nice great
This might sound crazy but why he look cute tied up
Oh man 💕💕💕💕💕 Kabru low cut neck part on his shirt…. there’s a whole barnyard up in my head when I see him I’m going woof meow moo oink cluck caw baa and all the animal noises I’m going feral I’m falling to the floor foaming at the mouth hrgghhh snarl gr snrrrr grrr areee argh arf arf arf arf HIS OUTFIT WITH THR NECK CUT AGH
Fun fact this is one of the few times we see Kabru’s shoulders in Dungeon Meshi iirc this is the only time in the manga canon story line we see him no shirt and shoulders showing and this is one of three times he’s shown across main content and extra content with no shirt/shoulders showin he’s so scrawny here tiny like a paperweight i could wrap my arms around him oh that would be noce kiss handsome beauyfii
Kabru so cute here loook at him sitting down oh my cute he’s lovely just lovely very easy to love my sweet guy my dear majestic guy
Dreamy sigh sigghhhhhh I love Kabru you guys I love him so mcuh what a great guy a beautiful man he’s so perfect to me he’s just oovely sighhhhhh Kabru…Kabru Kabru <33333333333 mh sweet Kabru
#dungeon meshi spoilers#long post#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dunmeshi#kabru posting#rope/spider post
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satoru gojo
@rurifangirl @edensrose @eden-dum @sunnythesassy
Made my bingo into a tag game! template under the cut <3
WILL BYERS:
NTPS: @runninguplenorahills @qulizalfos @callmetheidiot @artistaquinterob @conanssummerchild @foodiewithdahoodie @hearteyes-wheeler @musicalchaos07 @emily-mooon @bebx @miaisagirllover and anyone else who feels like joining!!!
#*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF AWOOOO HOWL WITH ME AWOOOOO#tag game#satoru gojo
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oh wait, oh no whats happening rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up like a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feet foams from the mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHHDKSHDKDHKGRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK
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me staring at my blahaj after he comes to life just to growl at me like a dog
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NEW SEVIKA??? YALL IM LITERALLY FEDERAL OML!!!
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dude I am down bad for evelyn and she’s not even out yet
as the gooners say:
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, well I guess for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic. well I guess for air. scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy backwards, sidewayapside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most curling, back arching, leg shaking, throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, I watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw-dropping, hair. pulling, teeth jitterbug, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity define, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone. breaking, World ending, black hole creating, Universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, did electable, unbelievable, body numbing, barkworthy, can't walk, nodding, Soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, she's soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, I widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain. cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feet beautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomena breathtaking*foams mouth* GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WooF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME OW0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR. *sniffs* BARK SO AMAZING GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOM BARK RUFF GRRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRE RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRR RRE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRR RRR RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERR ERR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRR RRR ERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE EE ERRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GREEEAAAAT RR ROUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#zenless zone zero#hoyoverse#zzz#zzzero#zzz evelyn#evelyn chevalier
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BRO THE NEW RAFAYEL CARDS MADE ME GO I'm Rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like an animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtaking*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOO000000 BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
HES SO HOT HELLOOOO
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*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
👹👺GGRRR😼😼👻BARK🐶🐶BARK🤴👨🎤👨🎤WOOF🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️GGGGRRR🧛🧛🧛GRR🐻🐻🐻🐻BARKNFKFLH🦧🦧🦧🦧🐐🐐FMSMANBARK🔥🔥🔥WOOF✍️✍️WOOF🌰🌰GR🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️TNGFMR🗽🗽🗽BARK🤶🤶🤶🤶BARL🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟🧟👰♂️BARK🫀🫀🫁🫁BARK👥🫂👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽WOOF🦷🦷👅👅👅💋💋WOOF👣👆🏾🤙🦵WOOF🙀🙀🙀GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB👺👺👹👹GRR🤖🤖🤡WOMGMHMBOF😪😪😪GRR🥸🥸BARKNFKFLH 🫁🫂🫂👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿👤🗣️BARK BARK🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️����❤️🔥❤️🔥BARK🔛🔝❤️🔥❤️🔥WOOF GGGGRRR🧌🧌GRR🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺WOMGMHMBOF👩👩👧👧👩👩👦👨👨👧👦👩❤️💋👨GRRR🪖🪖BARK BARK🐼🐼🐼🐻🐮🦊WOOF🐩🐩🐕ARF🐲🐧🐲GRRR🦦🦦🐔🦦GXNXHSJSH🐾🐾🐾🐾BRRR🐳🐳BARK👄👄🫦🫦BARK💄🔛🔝🗣️🔥✍️✍️
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wair this one is the uncropped one
BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF WOOF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRR GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF *foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL 👹👺GGRRR😼😼👻BARK🐶🐶BARK🤴👨🎤👨🎤WOOF🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️GGGGRRR🧛🧛🧛GRR🐻🐻🐻🐻BARKNFKFLH🦧🦧🦧🦧🐐🐐FMSMANBARK🔥🔥🔥WOOF✍️✍️WOOF🌰🌰GR🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️TNGFMR🗽🗽🗽BARK🤶🤶🤶🤶BARL🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟🧟👰♂️BARK🫀🫀🫁🫁BARK👥🫂👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽WOOF🦷🦷👅👅👅💋💋WOOF👣👆🏾🤙🦵WOOF🙀🙀🙀GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB👺👺👹👹GRR🤖🤖🤡WOMGMHMBOF😪😪😪GRR🥸🥸BARKNFKFLH 🫁🫂🫂👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿👤🗣️BARK BARK🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥BARK🔛🔝❤️🔥❤️🔥WOOF GGGGRRR🧌🧌GRR🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺WOMGMHMBOF👩👩👧👧👩👩👦👨👨👧👦👩❤️💋👨GRRR🪖🪖BARK BARK🐼🐼🐼🐻🐮🦊WOOF🐩🐩🐕ARF🐲🐧🐲GRRR🦦🦦🐔🦦GXNXHSJSH🐾🐾🐾🐾BRRR🐳🐳BARK👄👄🫦🫦BARK💄🔛🔝🗣️🔥✍️✍️ *foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
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Just to let everyone know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I am also a devoted member of the church, and attend afternoon mass every Sunday. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. I am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a si– OH MY… FOX?!?!?? BARK BARK ABRABRKNFLABRKGBAFKWOOCWOOFWOFfoams mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR……sniffs BARK GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF WOOFRolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtakingfoams mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR……sniffs BARK GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GRWOEL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GGRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GRREEAAAA RR RUGH RUFF WOOF Pls dont find me weird BAJRBAKRBjaw dropped to the floor
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Thank you for your lovely input. We all DEFINITELY needed to hear you make a bunch of animal noises for five minutes straight.
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no lube, no protection, all nignt, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, he could give me a nuclear bomb inside and I would still ride it i wanna squirt and cum on his face, ride it like jesus on a donkey. I will be screaming!!! i will be moaning !!!! i want him to penetrate my vaginal walls, like an invading army. Like the Jews in Jericho, helped by the grace of God. I want him inside of me. His sweet voice. I want to feel the vibration of his voice inside me, I want to feel his breath filling my womb. I want him to plug me with his fingers like a dirty plug and hold it, keeping the carbon dioxide inside. He will enter me with such force that I will burst, and all the gas will come out with incredible force, stretching me even more. I will breathe only his breath, without leaving my lips, I will take all his liquid that he will allow me to take. Each of his sperm will remain in me, I will be his incubator, uterus, doll. I will continue to moan even if he rips my throat out and breaks all my bones. My legs will always be spread, waiting for his body. Every night I draw a pentagram with his name and lie down in the center to call him with my sounds. Every night I touch myself, imagining him cutting off each of my fingers to make a necklace for his neck. So that I can always be there. And always touch him. We will always be together. Make me squirt, make me moan, make me groan. I want to carry his seed- his very essence- inside of me. I want to walk into walmart, knowing that i only hold him inside of me. I want to feel it slosh around my uterus as i buy cereal. and whilst i look for Cheerios, I want to feel his honey nut inside of me. Rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent Incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtaking foams mouth\* GRRRR snarl\* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME Ow0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR....sniffs BARK GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRRBARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF
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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, well I guess for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic. well I guess for air. scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy backwards, sidewayapside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most curling, back arching, leg shaking, throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, I watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw-dropping, hair. pulling, teeth jitterbug, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity define, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone. breaking, World ending, black hole creating, Universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, did electable, unbelievable, body numbing, barkworthy, can't walk, nodding, Soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, she's soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, I widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain. cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feet beautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomena breathtaking*foams mouth* GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WooF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME OW0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR. *sniffs* BARK SO AMAZING GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOM BARK RUFF GRRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRE RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRR RRE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRR RRR RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERR ERR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRR RRR ERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE EE ERRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GREEEAAAAT RR ROUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF
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