#gpop

[shykpop]

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[forestlion]

same song

[randomedgy]

They are such cinnamon rolls UwU

yknow that post thats like “imagine if it was Gpop instead of Kpop and stans would tweet about dudes named Günther Schnitzel being a precious smol bean” cause thats literally just Rammstein fans

[jinxdragon]

Post Malone’s dad follows me on twitter life is complete

[lindonwald]

zurück nach Westerland?

[kingcael]

Just a little update for upcoming events I'll have a table at! I'll be bringing my prints, and some new items l've been working on like bookbinding and patches!

For usual online orders my ko-fi shop is open!

[parasnooz]

oml

[william-askton-1932]

Distinguished gentleman

Very distinguished. He reminds me of, well, me.

[koks-kino]

G-pop (German pop) is such a good word actually. It's an undestandable term that have a well amount of irony not to take it too literally and describes my music taste way better than "well I li,ke industrial and such...."

[wellenklavier]

Hellooo i hope it's not too late to send some numbers (and if it is then ignore this hehe): 11, 16, 19, 40 and 95 for wrapped 🙏- @brltpop

not too late! thank you !!! i linked to the p!off? song because i love that album its not even particularly amazing i just. like it......

11: was ist das?; p!off?

16: megalomaniac; kmfdm

19: seven years; pink turns blue

40: ruh; she past away

95: computer world 2; kraftwerk

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Similar same all of that. God bless our elders who are not domestic abusers rapist sexual assault perps and apologists, who are not evil pedos or closeted frustrated fuckers, self hating bitchassniggas, crazy gaslighting projecting religious conservative nuts, and ultimately men and women who want to be white who want to be as close to the foreign white Anglo Saxon gaudy Italian hard Eastern European guns women etc. they’d sell women children families to them, oh wait? That happened already shoutout getting voluntarily duped by the great white shoutout Atlantic slave trade shoutout colonization shoutout patriarchy shoutout corrupt African nations shoutout antiquated barbaric inhumane African tribes traditions shoutout the black African women who enforce it and can be worse then their male counterparts. Shoutout China shoutout China in Africa shoutout those African being treated worse than the animals in their god awful markets to get the fuck out of their country lol shoutout the Africans who sold everything and everyone shoutout whites and their shocking stunning mutually assisted destruction evil dirty greedy unintelligent closed insidious evil (their hell hotter) Sooner or later we’ll all see who the profit it’s prophet is

[felixkummer-fake]

Finde nichts lustiger, als dass meine kpop Freundin Steffen und Felix meinen bias und bias wrecker nennt😭

[forestlion]

[forest-nature-7420]

I’ve realized, whenever I drink to get drunk I don’t get drunk. I get heavily intoxicated but not drunk in my opinion. The amount of alcohol I need to get drunk is just too much. And ooooooooo I LOVE a tipsy. 9 out of 10 times I’m aiming to get tipsy

[avo-kat]

....i just wanted to see if tumblr had any posts about the german popband brosis

anyway, thats them:

the band was formed through a tv casting show. they had like two songs that were ok. they flopped totally, after the major success of the band no angel, the band from the previous season of the casting show

thats no angels. they were super successful (in my humble opinion). they had great pop songs. brosis tried an r&b thing but that was not believable.

see the woman with the red curly hair? shes bi. out and bi. major idol for me, as a bi teenager.

no angels are amazing. their songs still hold up very well, in my opinion. (it is early 00s pop, but still.)

their first single. its pretty great. great styles, everybody gets their funky spotlight, the crouched dance is funny. song is nice. they look super pretty. but not tacky at all.

one of my fav songs. they had their share of bad press, esp because of lucy's bisexuality. (and i guess other things that came out during the casting show, but i honestly dont remember any of it. it was like in 2000.)

their vocals and voices are great. the video is great. the message is great. the dancing is great, the song is great.

anyway, third season debuted two bands. a boy band and a girl band. i literally didnt remember the boy band.

fourth season had nu pagadi.

thats nu pagadi. they tried to go into a rock direction. they had like one song.

(look at them. look at them. germany is sosososo funny.)

(i do like them. the name is fucking stupid. apparently they wanted this band to be a mix of rammstein and dschinghis khan. its so stupid. the name is the title of a beloved russian cartoon. they arent russian. its so so so stupid.)

fifth season had monrose.

monrose had a single called hot summer, released in 2007.

its a fun song, huh?

thats what i thought, at least.

GUESS WHAT

2011 comes around and i mind my business, having discovered kpop the year before, and i stumble upon this

its the same song. reading the comments is very amusing.

the end. this post does not have a point aside from giving me a reason to listen to some old songs.

alternatively: imagine if gpop was popular instead of kpop. it would be so funny.

there were many more seasons of the casting show but literally nobody cared. so.

there was also a casting show for solo artists, imported from the us i think. i hated it. thats all ill say about it.

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