#gpop

[shykpop]

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[randomedgy]

They are such cinnamon rolls UwU

yknow that post thats like “imagine if it was Gpop instead of Kpop and stans would tweet about dudes named Günther Schnitzel being a precious smol bean” cause thats literally just Rammstein fans

[jinxdragon]

Post Malone’s dad follows me on twitter life is complete

[lindonwald]

zurück nach Westerland?

[kingcael]

Just a little update for upcoming events I'll have a table at! I'll be bringing my prints, and some new items l've been working on like bookbinding and patches!

For usual online orders my ko-fi shop is open!

[parasnooz]

oml

[william-askton-1932]

Distinguished gentleman

Very distinguished. He reminds me of, well, me.

[koks-kino]

G-pop (German pop) is such a good word actually. It's an undestandable term that have a well amount of irony not to take it too literally and describes my music taste way better than "well I li,ke industrial and such...."

[wellenklavier]

Hellooo i hope it's not too late to send some numbers (and if it is then ignore this hehe): 11, 16, 19, 40 and 95 for wrapped 🙏- @brltpop

not too late! thank you !!! i linked to the p!off? song because i love that album its not even particularly amazing i just. like it......

11: was ist das?; p!off?

16: megalomaniac; kmfdm

19: seven years; pink turns blue

40: ruh; she past away

95: computer world 2; kraftwerk

[subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste]

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Similar same all of that. God bless our elders who are not domestic abusers rapist sexual assault perps and apologists, who are not evil pedos or closeted frustrated fuckers, self hating bitchassniggas, crazy gaslighting projecting religious conservative nuts, and ultimately men and women who want to be white who want to be as close to the foreign white Anglo Saxon gaudy Italian hard Eastern European guns women etc. they’d sell women children families to them, oh wait? That happened already shoutout getting voluntarily duped by the great white shoutout Atlantic slave trade shoutout colonization shoutout patriarchy shoutout corrupt African nations shoutout antiquated barbaric inhumane African tribes traditions shoutout the black African women who enforce it and can be worse then their male counterparts. Shoutout China shoutout China in Africa shoutout those African being treated worse than the animals in their god awful markets to get the fuck out of their country lol shoutout the Africans who sold everything and everyone shoutout whites and their shocking stunning mutually assisted destruction evil dirty greedy unintelligent closed insidious evil (their hell hotter) Sooner or later we’ll all see who the profit it’s prophet is

[avo-kat]

....i just wanted to see if tumblr had any posts about the german popband brosis

anyway, thats them:

the band was formed through a tv casting show. they had like two songs that were ok. they flopped totally, after the major success of the band no angel, the band from the previous season of the casting show

thats no angels. they were super successful (in my humble opinion). they had great pop songs. brosis tried an r&b thing but that was not believable.

see the woman with the red curly hair? shes bi. out and bi. major idol for me, as a bi teenager.

no angels are amazing. their songs still hold up very well, in my opinion. (it is early 00s pop, but still.)

their first single. its pretty great. great styles, everybody gets their funky spotlight, the crouched dance is funny. song is nice. they look super pretty. but not tacky at all.

one of my fav songs. they had their share of bad press, esp because of lucy's bisexuality. (and i guess other things that came out during the casting show, but i honestly dont remember any of it. it was like in 2000.)

their vocals and voices are great. the video is great. the message is great. the dancing is great, the song is great.

anyway, third season debuted two bands. a boy band and a girl band. i literally didnt remember the boy band.

fourth season had nu pagadi.

thats nu pagadi. they tried to go into a rock direction. they had like one song.

(look at them. look at them. germany is sosososo funny.)

(i do like them. the name is fucking stupid. apparently they wanted this band to be a mix of rammstein and dschinghis khan. its so stupid. the name is the title of a beloved russian cartoon. they arent russian. its so so so stupid.)

fifth season had monrose.

monrose had a single called hot summer, released in 2007.

its a fun song, huh?

thats what i thought, at least.

GUESS WHAT

2011 comes around and i mind my business, having discovered kpop the year before, and i stumble upon this

its the same song. reading the comments is very amusing.

the end. this post does not have a point aside from giving me a reason to listen to some old songs.

alternatively: imagine if gpop was popular instead of kpop. it would be so funny.

there were many more seasons of the casting show but literally nobody cared. so.

there was also a casting show for solo artists, imported from the us i think. i hated it. thats all ill say about it.

[fnaf-flags]

The Pansexual Flag picked from Rockstar Chica!

Requested by @alph-gpop

[bittersbloom]

𝑰. ── ㅤBASICS. 

BIRTH NAME. cheryl lee

KOREAN NAME. lee chaerin

NICKNAMES. cher, rin, bangtan’s barbie, cherry bomb, the bitter one, kkoch, colorful lee, chaeprincess

BIRTHDATE. april 20, 1996

ZODIAC. taurus & rat

BLOOD TYPE. a+

BIRTHPLACE. san francisco, california

HOMETOWN. san francisco, california

ETHNICITY. korean

NATIONALITY. korean-american

LANGUAGES. english, korean, japanese

FAMILY. hannah yang (mother), lee yohan (father), charlotte lee (younger sister; deceased) 

SEXUAL ORIENTATION. unknown 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS. in a relationship

𝑰𝑰. ── PHYSICAL. 

FACE CLAIM. joy of red velvet

HEIGHT. 5’6” / 168cm

BODY MODIFICATIONS.

 double lobe piercing (both), orbital (right), helix (both), tragus (left)

cherry tattoo (back of left arm), ‘j’ (left wrist), ‘444’ (inner right arm), angel wings (nape), infinity (left pinkie finger), lotus flower (front of right shoulder), two koi fish (spine)

𝑰𝑰𝑰. ── CAREER. 

STAGE NAME. cheri

COMPANY. big hit music (2010-2020), chromatic creative (current)

POSITIONS. main vocalist, lead dancer, sub rapper, face of the group

REPRESENTATIVE EMOJI. 🐶 / 🍒

𝑰𝑽. ── PERSONA. 

MBTI. ENFP-A

people with the ENFP personality type (campaigners) are true free spirits – outgoing, openhearted, and open-minded. With their lively, upbeat approach to life, ENFPs stand out in any crowd. but even though they can be the life of the party, they don’t just care about having a good time. these personalities have profound depths that are fueled by their intense desire for meaningful, emotional connections with others.

ENNEAGRAM. type 3 – the achiever

STRENGTHS. good-natured, fun-loving, confident, charming, hard-working

WEAKNESSES. petty, hot-headed, overly sensitive, nosy, naive, competitive

𝑽. ── TRIVIA.

HABITS. sitting criss-cross in any seat, repeating words back, leaving sticky notes to keep track of objects, always wearing socks, crying out of anger or frustration, counting beats without music playing, mixing languages in conversation, chronically undersharing

LIKES. gossip, watercolor painting, pottery, the ocean, yoga, 90s-00s music, flower arrangements, perfume, songwriting, watching sports, christmas time

DISLIKES. messiness, insects, overly salted foods, strong liquor, invasion of privacy, hospitals, wearing glasses, mornings, being bored, cooking, being alone

PHOBIAS. astraphobia (fear thunder & lightning), nosocomephobia (fear of hospitals)

MEDICAL CONDITIONS. vasovagal syncope, chronic post-traumatic arthritis, ankylosing spondylitis, generalized anxiety disorder, anorexia nervosa 

ALLERGIES. shellfish (mollusks, specifically), coconut, pineapple, latex, wool

𝑽𝑰. ── FACTS. 

cheri was initially a member of a group called GPOP alongside gfriend’s sinb and eunha. after the failure of the company’s girl groups, cheri was handpicked by RM to be a member of BTS. everyone has always had doubts about having a girl in the group, and this has caused many issues for cheri personally and as an artist. 

she was homeschooled until she moved to korea. she attended hanlim arts school in the applied music department and graduated in 2015. in 2016, she began online courses at USC and graduated in 2020 with a BA in music. she would like to work for a master’s degree. 

her younger sister had epilepsy and passed away in her sleep after a seizure. charlotte’s death was incredibly difficult for cheri to get over and she considered giving up training and moving back to california. she was talked out of quitting, and decided her stage name would be ‘cheri’ because that was charlotte’s nickname for her. 

cheri opened a youtube channel in late 2019 and was incredibly active in 2020 posting vlogs, covers, and unreleased songs. people started being weird online and she has posted rarely since then. 

she did not renew her contract with big hit in 2018: she was on hiatus and was unsure if she’d go back to idol life after the year she’d had. she stuck with it until 2020, and after negotiating for months, she did not renew. she officially left big hit in january of 2021 and signed with CHROMATIC CREATIVE. although she remains a member of BTS, cheri has not been active with the group since 2020. 

since her private instagram account was leaked, cheri has spoken about her privacy and has made it very clear that she’s not afraid to take legal action. she loves her fans, but at the end of the day she just wants to make music and wants to keep what little privacy she has private.

in 2019, big hit music and pledis entertainment confirmed cheri and seventeen’s joshua were in a relationship after speculation of cheri being in a relationship with exo’s baekhyun. in 2024, cheri seemingly confirmed her engagement to joshua on instagram.

[sonicpilled]

beware the gpop

[birdisjell]

Some wading in waist-high water stuff, i gotta stop forgetting to post this stuff or something😭??

Had help with the colors/lines for Hazel in this shot by the epic gorseyb and Gpop Squib :3

[boy-oneder]

You know you got brain rot when you have a playlist on your phone called "Gpop Boy Bands" and it's filled with Rammstein, Feeling B, Orgasm Death Gimmick, and First Arsch.