#gp's hahahahhaha

[funnyscienceman]

i think one thing that still confounds me is how utterly childish Arcane's theme song actually is

"Oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy"?

Like… what? What are you talking about. Like there's being stuck in an oppressive system where the cops are shit and you have an untreated mental illness/disorder and your siblings suck on varying levels — and then there's everybody wants to be my enemy

like it's so Main Character Syndrome, which i guess is half the point because jinx forces the show to focus on her whether it likes to or not, and she's the fave of christian linke, and she's the face of all the marketing and so on and so forth blablablablabla

idk it just, feels like everything else arcane could be and all the other wonderful compelling characters there just get bogged down to hell by Jinx and Silco's "it's all about me" bullshit yknow

silco and jinx lovers pls dont interact this is just me expressing smth ive thought since like day 1 of getting into arcane. i dont even think about jinx or silco much, theyre like at the bottom of the list of characters i remember even exist, but when i do unfortunately remember i just sigh because aside from arcane's both sides bs it also just loves jinx so much it's willing to sabotage everyone else

and honestly arcane wasnt even that good actually it was a 7/10 for me when i first watched and it's like getting to a 6.5 now

i remain apprehensive abt season 2

[lucienarcheron]

To my anon that sent me the SMTB ask (not going to publish it so I don’t spoil the newer readers) would you believe I am going to make it even worse 😏🤣

[memes-101]

Gps: *says smth*

Everyone in the car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

[jaaay-221b]

Incorrect Quotes 4

Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

[f1-official]

raikkonens literally not feeling good vibes right now 

[lewierre]

Ciao! Non credo a queste cose, ma mi sa che tutto sto casino della Mercedes è colpa mia!😅 in pratica sto facendo il f1 fantasy sul sito della f1 per la prima volta, in cui faccio un team con 5 piloti ed un costruttore. Ovviamente ho scelto Hamilton... e poi è successo un patatrac che non succedeva da praticamente mai... mi sento come se gliela stessi gufando!😆 non ho il coraggio di farlo perché sono tifosa di lewis dal 2007 (non sono vecchia, ma seguo la f1 da piccola🤣🤣), ma dici che se lo togliessi per verstappen riuscirei a gufarlo? Sto pensando infatti di prenderlo (insieme alla RB) per il gp della stiria come gufata maxima, dici che funziona?😂😂

Ti chiedo scusa per il nonsense del messaggio, ma quantomeno spero di averti fatto fare una risata💖

HAHAHAHHAHA FALLOOOO ASSOLUTAMENTE 🦉