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niqhtlord01 · 5 years ago

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In keeping with the musical tone I’ve found myself on inspiration struck me to for a rap battle of leaders from Dawn of War Dark Crusade! That’s right folks! In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only sick beats! Hit it! O Kais: Greetings friends, i come with the greater good. A teaching that I assure you is better then what you’ve heard. But I’ll say this just once, that you best lay down your arms; for our warriors are peerless as the light of shinning stars. Any foolish to oppose us will be met with heavy fire, as we our fire teams advance and gun your down with their ire. You’ve all been fed lies and falsehoods, about the greater good; so keep your head down and you won’t suffer as those fools would. Gorgutz: Ha! U’z funny! I nerl’y had a laugh. Call’n dem boyz fihta’s, diz jus plin sad. Sur yuz got the dakka and the nicest shiny bits, but gets clos to me and I’l rip ur guts out wit my fists!! We Ork Boyz ar da best of dat derz no debate! Uz jus a buncha blu panzies, who cant uz ur fists! Diz WAGH’s juz started and fiight’n uz made me bored. Ur skulls not evn good nough to go atop me horn!

Taldeer: Be it orks or tau, you are both simple minded. Compared to the Aeldari you might as well be children. We have come to this blighted world to fight our ancient foe, but before that mighty conflict we must put up with this droll. Your schemes and your battles, and wars are but childs play, against a sifter of time who weaves the threads of fate. But trying to convince you is just a waste of time. Call in the warp spiders, they’ll be amused by their rhymes. Eliphas: I’ll ask you to save the preaching for those who can hold a tone, your feeble ramblings are so screeching they make Slaanesh groan. Like daggers through the cosmos the word bearers have arrived, to proclaim the true power of which you should all subside. The corpse emperor sits atop his fading golden throne, gazing down at a galaxy of which he used to own. Now the warp has arisen, it’s might can’t be denied, with the sacrifices here we may catch our gods eyes! Necrons: We have slept for centuries, our slumber undisturbed. But now we rise again at the rapping of these weak words! You speak of ancient powers but to us you are blades of grass. Waiting to be paved over so history may advance. Your flesh has made you frail, your rhythm uninspired. We doubt you could even beat a lowly tomb spider! But as weak as it is your skin has its uses, The flayers need a skin jacket and yours fits. Alexander: Stand aside metal men, the Guard has arrived. Our concentrated lasguns will burn through your hide! The Emperor demands victory, and his will I will abide! In his name I lead men to glorious future he has divined! The threats of xenos and the heretic are nothing to be feared when the preaching commissars are marching at the rear! Our enemies look to the skies hoping for salvation, but all they shall receive is predetermined artillery formations! Thule: Not since the Heresy have I witnessed such madness. As nearly every force in the galaxy now stands against us. But battle brothers stand strong, stand proud, and hold our banner high! The Blood Ravens shall carry the day with great strides! We shall burn the heretic and cast the alien far aside. Even order blinded guardsmen must not be allowed to survive. We are angels of death and war our eternal calling. Do not fail brothers for the emperor is watching. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I recently watched this rap battle for a game called Frostpunk with such an amazing beat that I started thinking about it for other situations and this is how came about :3 Here’s a link to check it out yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADwUlpdR_PA

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