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um tell me why I’m bout to hit 1k?!?! y’all is too gooodd💕
but on the real shit tell me why they fucking robbed my car my cashapp card MY FUCKING WORD ID like bro wtf you gone do with that?!? but it’s cool they dumb ass bought something to their house so I got emmmm!!!
How imma pop up at their door:
#black tumblr#black writers#1k?!#drama#robbery#bitch my id?! are you serious?#stopthegunviolence#gotyoass#sincerlycastalks
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When you don’t believe in superstition —————————————————— I’m listening to anyone that is superstitious from now on‼️ 😂 They not trying to hurt you, they trying to help you... ———————— ⭕️Tag 3 ppl ⭕️Leave a comment ⭕️Turn on post notifications ———————— Follow me: @officialtoneyo @officialtoneyo @officialtoneyo ———————— . . . . . . . . . . . . #superstitious #superstition #itoldyouso #lmbo #lmaoo #gotyoass #damn #gunfire #whenyou #funnyvideos #believe #run #ohno #nooooooo #shot #imgone (at ATL) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8KZI5DAZA4/?igshid=jfuw9piz6js2
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Call me with that salesman shit if you want to!!! #GotYoAss #FollowMeNow #WheresMyCheck #ShareIfYouDare #DarrellJ #GodMadeMeLikeThis #GodsComic
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#gotyoass #gottem #lol #damn (at Brown Chapel Circle)
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things my girlfriend has heard during school
“the shortest duck is 5’2”
“my dad said i could pass as a gay 21 year old”
“the mascot should be an egg”
(looks up on computer) “how to kill yourself”
“i’m about to cry just thinking about it” (toy story 3)
“your boyfriend has a boyfriend?”
“that’s it i’m making a hot dog with this project”
“work play, hard hard”
“i declare witchcraft on this guy”
“can i cook feet today”
“like how was i supposed to know that his brother lost his left buttcheek”
“call 1-800-gotyoass”
“yo this bus smells like CHEEKS”
“yeehaw am i right guys”
“y’all can eat my left toe”
“now as i snort these sunflower seeds”
“homie a lil too skinny”
“driving my car, eating my bread”
“you look like a shirt lil ugly dude”
“you smell like cow sweat”
“i promise to my toes it was not me”
“UHH homie short”
“i have LUNG CANCER trevor”
“i was eating uhhhhhhh feet right”
“i’m not finna be bald out here”
“that’s a got dam phospholipid”
oh yeah you can't forget
"i think my dad fucked my dog"
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You better start listening to people that is superstitious‼️ 😂 They not trying to hurt you, they trying to help you... #justjokes ———————— ⭕️Tag 3 ppl ⭕️Leave a comment ⭕️Turn on post notifications ———————— Follow me: @officialtoneyo @officialtoneyo @officialtoneyo ———————— @hoodclips @worldstar @funnyhoodvidz @longbeach_griffy ———————— . . . . . . . . . . . . #superstitious #superstition #itoldyouso #itoldyou #hahahaha #gotyoass #damn #lmbo #lmaooo #guns #gunfire #gun #whenyou #sheesh #funnyvideos #funnyvideosclips #believe #run #ohno #nooooooo #comedygold #sketchcomedy #comedysketch #wow #vine #shot #imgone (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtMNS1UAxPb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v5swpj8nvsi1
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It comes around and around. . . #runningcircles #gotyoass #watchingandlaughing #notmyproblem #keepitmoving #life
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Lmfao an oldie but goodie #gotyoass #wouldnthappentomethough #justpetty #pipebomb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠#deadasf #ticktickboom
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Finally got a hair cut!!!! Psych!! #tbt #gotyoass #sike #haha
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Watch this shit. Old man jumps fence #funny #notfunny #yougoinglearn #gotyoass
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You know you fvked up when mama give you a plain ass bowl of white rice and thats it. Uuuuuugggghhhiiii went ol skool pr on ur ass and took all meat and fixings out of ur glorioous meals. And still sentenced to solitary confinement in ur room indefinitely. #puertoricanlife #wheresthebeef #gotyoass #prisonrightathome #uuugggghhhiii #crimedoesntpay #gameover #stopfibbing #hahahaha.
#hahahaha#prisonrightathome#gotyoass#stopfibbing#gameover#crimedoesntpay#puertoricanlife#uuugggghhhiii#wheresthebeef
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My pup got caught slippin lmao 😂😂😂😂 #gotyoass #hedead #hegone
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