#gotta sleep now WOOPS

[cripplecryptid]

Stages of drawing a portrait:

Outline/sketch: yay proportions are looking good :D

First details: hey it's starting to look like the person I'm drawing :D

Drawing the lips:

I ruined it

[reallyromealone]

Title: Bonten omegaverse

Fandom: Tokyo revengers

Chapter: 5

Characters: Bonten

Fic type: story

Pairings: Bonten x reader

Warnings: male reader, reader insert, omegaverse, nsfw themes, Omega reader

Notes: woops

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When (name) woke, he was surrounded by his alphas and decided this was a good time to scent claim the room, warding off any omegas that may try shit again.

Dragging his wrist, be began claiming this area with an almost empty expression as his eyes watched around in case anything popped up and attacked.

"Omega, come back to the nest" the alphas had been using their command tones on the other after realizing their regular voices weren't gonna work, hearing (name) grumble and walk back to the nest "good Omega, listening to his alphas so well" Koko commented as he pulled (name) gently back into the nest and into their laps " always behaving so good and making sure the area is safe but leave that to alphas ok?"

(Name) was quiet as he let the alphas scent and kiss him, a soft chirp escaping (name)s lips as he succumbed to the alphas soft touches and kisses.

"God I wish we could put a pup in ya..." Ran mumbled forlorn and (name) didn't really understand what he was saying as he tilted his head, a low growl coming from his stomach "guess we gotta get something else in ya..."

Only four Bonten men were here, Koko, ran, Sanzu and Mochi as the other four went to work albeit begrudgingly.

Sanzu got up and went to go get food only halting when (name) let out a heartbreaking cry that made them all halt "he's only getting food" Mochi tried soothing but due to the nature of this heat and now it was triggered (name) couldnt risk it...then he realized he was missing his other alphas.

"Shit..." Mochi mumbled as (name) began shaking and panicking "calm down Omega, they will be back soon!" The words did nothing as (name) went into full panic mode as his hands went into fists, the tiny claws he had digging into his skin "no no, none of that!" Koko tried prying his hands open only to get swiped at as (name) began scratching at his neck in a pitiful way to use his mating marks to try and get the other alphas to return.

"Sanzu"

"Already on it"

All (name) could hear was a soft shoooting sound and a light sting on his thigh before everything went to black.

Bonten kept (name) in their little hospital ward, sleeping his heat away as the doctors monitored him.

The doctors prescribed (name) anti anxiety and Omegan relaxent pills and hardcore scenting.

"He's going to be incredibly anxious and needy, he shouldn't be alone under any circumstances" the doctor said with urgency "it's bad enough his first heat with you all was traumatic, he can't handle thinking you all abandoned him"

The alphas took this seriously and already made plans to basically carry (name) everywhere and anywhere.

(Name) awoke to a shooting pain and a splitting headache, world hazy and slow as he tried to get himself together as the bright light of the medical ward blinded him slightly.

"Call them, hes up" a voice rang out making (name) tense up as he focused around him.

Bonten was there in less than ten minutes, practically rushing to see their mate who looked one step away from a breakdown "what a beautiful boy, hello darling" sweet words, gotta make him feel good. "What happened?" (Name) mumbled clinging to Mochi, feeling a weird panic not being near his alphas, his Omega not feeling safe by any means.

His brain couldn't shake off the feeling of a threat.

"Here's his care sheet and suppliments he will need to take daily to make up for what he lost during his heat" the doctor said as Mochi lifted (name) up "remember, he can't be alone, he's fragile right now"

(Name) let himself be carried, disoriented and unsure of what to do... All he knew is he felt betrayal and he couldn't figure out why.

"Did we...?" (Name) couldn't get the rest of the words out as he gripped Mochis jacket, awkward about the subject because if they had... He was for sure pregnant and he wasn't sure if he was ready for pups yet.

And he knew how demanding his Omega could be.

"We didn't sadly, there were... complications" Koko said moving to kiss (name) as to not have any more questions leave his lips, thankfully (name) was dealing with a post heat hangover to ask to many questions.

When they got into the penthouse, (name) was set on the plush couch, large and soft causing (name) to instinctively lay on it. His head was spinning, finding comfort in the soft material as ran crouched before him and gently pet his head "don't worry baby we will take care of you"

Sanzu put together the rotation, the criminals realising it would be unnecessary danger to let the Omega leave the house under any circumstances.

He was Bontens Omega after all, no risk was worth it if these hyper obsessed alphas bad to do anything about it.

(Name) just snuggled more into the couch, too exhausted to reply and Bonten was honestly fine with that.

Less questions the better.

(Name) looked at his wrist, realizing he had been claimed and his Omega was preening at the fact his alphas claimed him.

(Name) himself didn't know how to feel about it, he always read that when you get claimed it's the most romantic thing ever but... He doesn't really remember much of anything.

Suddenly a wave of loneliness washed over him and he shakily sat up and glanced around, seeing Mikey on a chair and (name)s inner Omega practically cried at how far the pack alpha was "alpha.." the words slipped from his lips as Mikey glanced over to him with a slight head tilt and his usual dead expression and (name) just stared at him, unsure what he wanted to say.

"Omega" Mikey's voice smooth in (name)s ears as (name) watched Mikey get into a different position and pat his thigh and (name) wasn't sure if it was him or his Omega but the speed of which he went to the other would have embarrassed the shit out of him if he wasn't so stressed and needy at the moment.

Mikey looked up at the omega in his lap who was unsure what to do "what do you want Omega?" Mikey asked softly, a blunt edge to his voice and (name) looked contemplative "can... can we perhaps go on a date?"

"A date?"

"Well you guys know so much about me and I want to get to know you guys, things are moving really fast..." Mikey stared at him almost thoughtfully as his hands rubbed the others outer thighs gently, it wasn't a crazy demand... It was actually quite reasonable.

"That's all you want?" Mikey asked and (name) nodded, the blond glancing over to takeomi "arrange dates for each member" he instructed before turning back to (name) "my compensation" he mumbled before pulling (name) into a kiss, gently gripping his throat gently as (name) made a soft sound and let the other pull him close.

"Dibs on date one!" They could hear Koko tell as Sanzu swore him out.

[the-record]

COWBOYS LIKE ME

SYNOPSIS: youll never stop letting her in.

PAIRING: cowboy!abby x reader

WARNINGS: none??

A/N: yall remember when i wrote some fics and made a ton of ideas and series and then disappeared??? WOOPS!! heres a little holiday present!! maybe there will be more, idk

my masterlist

after that last night, abby hadnt shown at your door again. she knew she was wrong for it, for everything. all you had done was love and care for her, treating her with sweet southern kindness. she hated herself for leaving you.

you couldn’t find it within your heart to hate her. she didn’t lie when she said it wasn’t safe for the two of you beyond the farm. it still didn’t make it hurt any less when she left without a word.

you gave up after three months and she didnt come by even once. you fell back into your regular routine. afternoon tea, church, chores. you even found a bookstore that would fill the quiet hours between tasks.

abby didn’t forget about you though, how could she? she had people all around town keeping an eye on you, ensuring you were never around danger. subtle misdirections and such. just because she couldn’t be there didn’t mean she doesn’t care.

you’d attempted to forget her, and almost had.

but it was cold and snowy out, just days before christmas, and abby found herself close to the only place she could call home.

you werent shocked to hear a knock ok your door so late in the evening, figuring one of the ladies had stopped by with news and a gift. but seeing her at your door stopped your heart.

“can i come in?” you ushered her in, taking in her shivering frame. “im really sorry if im putting you out, but could i stay here? just for a night if thats all you please.”

you nodded, just enough to see, still starstruck. she smiled softly and knocked you out of your state. you grabbed the snowy coat off her shoulders, helping her take off those boots you knew didnt do much in this cold. you pulled her to the fire place, setting her beside it and finding a blanket to wrap around her body.

she laughed as you sat beside her, just staring. “gotta love southern hospitality.” she joked, but you barely laughed. abby sighed and picked at her fingers, “i really am sorry. i feel i cant stop hurting you.”

you merely nodded before getting up. heading to the kitchen, your head clouded as you fell into routine. as you put the kettle on, you couldnt help but wonder why she was back on your doorstep. you didnt stop wondering even as you watched the tea steep, when you brought it back to the now warmer blonde.

but when you held it out to her, you didnt let go. “are you gonna leave again?” her silence was answer enough. your hand dropped and you turned, leaving for your room.

abby flinched when your door slammed.

her boots still sat beneath your bed, gathering dust, fingerprints still visible from the last time you missed her. you listened to her footsteps as your fingers brushed all over the shoes.

she roamed the kitchen, cleaning it the best she could before she made her way upstairs. abby didnt want to hurt you. she loved you, even if she struggled to say it. when she knocked she heard a quiet ‘come in’, yet she still hesitated at the door.

the door opened for her. you staring up at her blank face, a tear stain she wanted to wash away and never see again.

“i love you.”

when the sun streamed in the next morning, it didnt fall on just you. a weight slung over your stomach, one of abby’s arms dead weight across you. you couldn’t help but smile.

when it snowed again the next day, the bed was cold, but the house wasn’t. downstairs, abby had the fire going and breakfast on the stove for the both of you.

and when the sun shown and the birds sang months later, she laid in bed watching your peaceful sleep.

her cuts and bruises had long disappeared. that chill she had that made her shake, warmed. the emptiness she had felt for all those years, had been filled with love and care she yearned for her whole life.

she felt it when she saw you.

[lizzy-calaxio]

Brain said "Write fluff"

Wrote fluff

The door explodes forward with such force that it cracks the doorframe, “KRILE!”

Krile, now laying upon the floor, covered in papers and books, “ELIZABETH, PLEASE DON’T DO THAT.”

Lizzy glances at the doorframe and winces. She plays with the door for a second, testing it’s stability, “Uhhhhhhh woops, sorry about that.” her attention turns towards Krile, as she rushes over and helps clean up the mess she caused, “Krile,” a smile dances upon her lips, “I wanna bake a cake with you.”

Krile sits back in the chair as Lizzy continues picking up the flurry of papers. “For any particular reason, or just because you like being near me?” she teases.

Lizzy’s smile grows bigger, somehow, “Cause I like being near you, and we haven’t cooked together in a while,” she places the stack of papers on Krile’s desk. Then she hops up and sits on Krile’s desk, her oversized tail accidentally knocking over the stack of papers she just placed. Lizzy does not notice this.

Krile looks at the stack of papers, and frowns slightly, then her attention shifts back to her girlfriend on the table, “Sure, we can bake a cake together. May I ask you get off the desk?”

Lizzy does so, however, her tail knocks over two more stacks of books as she does.

Krile sighs.

“Let’s go now, I do not know when you planned to do this, but we are doing it now. To avoid more damage.” Krile grabs her coat and begins walking to the door, pulling her hood over her head before reaching the doorknob.

Lizzy follows her, tail whipping happily back and forth, knocking over a couple chairs and making a loud clattering that echoes for a moment, she looks back at the destruction she’s wrought against Krile’s office, “Oh...I’m sorry…” she jogs over to Krile’s side, as they leave the office in shambles.

Lizzy stands in the middle of her kitchen proudly, ingredients lay neatly organized on the counter, already measured out and ready to go. Krile grabs the step stool from next to the cabinet, so she can reach the counter easier, she comments on Lizzy’s organizational skills, “I’m impressed! I imagined we would be needing to go to the market, and yet here you have gone and measured everything out.” She smiles at Lizzy, causing her to blush in response.

“Yea! I wanted the evening to be about us, not about logistical things.” she beams at Krile, and begins opening her recipe book, searching for the cake recipe she just had open a bell ago. After a few moments of flicking through pages, she finds it, and places her book on the counter.

The two begin working on the cake, Krile begins to whistle, Lizzy joins in with humming. Their echoes preventing them from bumping into each other as they work on separate tasks, and Lizzy cuddling Krile when there’s only one task. Their aprons slowly becoming more and more dirtied by deconstructed cake.

As the cake sits in the oven, Krile calls out to Lizzy, which normally is fine, however Lizzy’s echo alarms her for a brief moment as she turns and is smacked in the face by a handful of the powdered cake mix.

Lizzy blinks a couple times, her face fully covered while a cloud lingers in front of her, “Alright well now I gotta get you back.” Lizzy smirks, and grabs what’s left from the bowl.

However, as she lobs the chunk at Krile, she dodges, and the cake mixture hits the poor sleeping red panda by the aquarium behind Krile. Tango grumpily moves to Lizzy’s bedroom, clearly dissatisfied with being covered in powder.

As Krile is distracted with Tango, Lizzy scoops her up in her arms. Krile fakes protesting, “No!! Not fair! Unhand me!”

Lizzy begins kissing Krile’s face, covering it with cake powder as Krile laughs.

After they calm down, Krile snuggles up into Lizzy, still cradled in her arms, “I love you, Lizzy.”

Lizzy places a kiss on Krile’s forehead, “I love you too!”

[sera8273]

I have a question, like a true honest one talking about Odysseus (and yeah his crew but like eh-) (only Eury actually counts-)

When was the last time any of them slept- like, actually fucking slept and not just an hour or more?

Like the only thing that the Crew does all day is Row. Until Poseidon kills like 557 of em and Circe turns however many into pigs, now I have no idea how much time has passed between Circe’s Saga and the Underworld Saga bc hey my only knowledge is from Epic itself but to me?

The remaining 42 men loose their other comrades, go to a house with comfort and food and get turned into pigs, get reverted back into humans, stay for like a bit but then go on their way to the underworld where they still fucking row and then die-

Like

Huh!?

And then Ody- don’t get me started on this fucking lunatic- he doesn’t sleep for 9 days straight and when he does it’s for like an hour or less. He doesn’t at all have time to rest bc his remaining men who betrayed him got captured by a fucking Godess so now he gotta save their asses and when he does he now gotta go to the underworld where he gets knocked out by Eury who betrays him and then they just all die-

Like….

What the fuck!?

Again! I don’t know how much time it’s been since Circe and Underworld but it all seems so…rushed- not the music! But the way Ody and his crew travel place to place.

They just lost 557 of their men, get turned into pigs, go to the underworld, go on an island, and then get their asses wooped by another fucking god.

It’s why I just can’t blame any of them for their actions because they’re so fucked up!

Correct me or give me more information on this bc if I’m right than it’s no wonder why Ody and his crew are just so fucked up!

[screwzara]

Have a JSAB AU: Forgetful Purity

:)

I'll explain more of the AU later, right now I gotta sleep or else my ass is getting wooped cuz I have an important unit test tomorrow

Still don't get why it has to be on a Saturday but oh well :')

[ahc-au]

Heyyy! Love this au and I've gotta know something.

As far as we've seen Bishop's personal guards are all aliens and mutants and an oddly expressive Kraang. Personally I find it hard to believe that even as the beloved and totally-not-evil president, Bishop would ever trust aliens with his personal safety. Especially since in "The Day of Awakening" we see Bishop's personalised task force and it's 99% humans and one Triceraton (and the turtles ig). And I believe that one triceraton is just there for the sake of "Hey, why is there only one alien?"

In short, why do you think Bishop would trust aliens/mutants enough to make them his bodyguards? Or is there more to it?

Hello!! Fellow Bishop stannie 🫵 Very glad to hear you're enjoying the AU!

I'll say that I do believe the majority of Bishop's force is human, moreso because he operates out of earth and humans are still the overwhelming majority there. Any unnamed guards (or maybe they'll get names too eventually?) can be assumed to be human. The four named guards are, in a meta sense, pre-existing OCs repurposed to fill out the background and make the world feel a bit more lived-in.

It's worth mentioning that Bishop does not feel the same about aliens that he did in his EPF days. That's the major reason EPF is gone, after all! He still won't trust any of them, but that's about on par with how he treats anyone: distant and distrustful, hidden under a veneer of politeness. The way I've always parsed it, Agent Bishop didn't see aliens as people, more demons, and then being rescued threw that entire belief out of wack. So now humans/Terrans and aliens are a bit closer to the same level, for him. He'll prioritize Earth's citizens, but that seems to include some extraterrestrial immigrants, too, nowadays.

So! Having said that, there's a few other elements that go into it. For one, frankly, it just looks good for Bishop to employ aliens from among PGA's allies. It's a show of trust-- not that he entirely does; vets them very thoroughly. For another, non-humans just have really handy abilities. This gives him more versatility in how he can choose to approach a problem, if one ever arises (he is, after all, a military commander at heart.) For example (since I doubt it'll ever come up,) Hambone has an elasticity that means she can absorb blunt force and fit through small spaces. Lyssis (who has not made an appearance yet I'm p sure, woops,) can absorb fire and elecricity. Stuff like that, yknow?

Anyway that's about the jist of it, I hope that's a satisfactory conclusion! Some of these characters also have more involved reasons for getting recruited, but since that gets into OC lore I'll leave it below the cut 👍

--Adelram

I think it should be fine to divulge a little lore since, again, background characters, probably won't come up too centrally. Hambone and Lyssis were mutated incidentally in an attack on PGA HQ back in 2080. Bishop publicly took it upon himself to rehabilitate the mutants involved, (who had been driven mad and violent by the strange mutagen,) handing them off to his personal scientists. He kept closely involved, hoping to find a lead to the source of the attack, and for this reason both mutants partly credit him for their recoveries and even being able to meet each other. They're loyal for this reason, and he knows it. They are also undoubtedly citizens of Earth.

Ritter is a bit more of a wacky story, one that won't really effect the plot. But their being an Utrom is not publicly known, as it happens. It's not a secret, per se, but they pass so well that most people assume they're human. They've been around since EPF, having served under Agent Bishop among its ranks. Bishop is aware they're an Utrom, and unfortunately they've proved very loyal and very useful, so he supposes he has to keep them around. It is pretty nice having a guard who doesn't need to sleep and only eats like once a month. This is also kinda the only life Ritter has ever really known, being under Bishop's command. They'd follow him anywhere, would do anything he asked of them.

[ibrithir-was-here]

@windsweptinred

Thanks for tagging me!!

Current time: 7:30 PM over here in the States

Current Mood: pretty good, keeping hydrated 👍

Current activity: Doodling while listening to an audiobook at work cuz i got all my jobs done and its the last hour (i could reorganize the books in the back corner but they'll honestly just get undone again by tomorrow so...)

Currently thinking about: How the book i'm listening too really fumbles the ending in the love interest area

Current favorite song: impossible to decide, though I did just discover "The Man" by The Killers and it's giving me Corinthian fresh out of the Dreaming and ready to eat the world alive vibes 😅😅😅

Currently reading: "Spindle's End" by Robin Mckinley which is really lovley (until the really really adhocked hetero ending cuz woops we wrote a Sapphic Sleeping Beauty and can't have that in 2000, but throw in insta love and a yes /actually/.problematic age gap pairing :p ---may be artwork to fix this later )

Currently watching: nothing really, whatever random Youtube Essay catches my fancy. Today I watched one about the continuous fued between Barbie and Jem and the Holograms

Current Favorite Character: Dream and Hob and baby Daniel are my barbies and I will keep playing with them till something else catches my ADHD brain xD

Current WIPs: I /am/ working on Enchanted AU its just slow but now I really gotta do it before season 2 comes out xD Also working (finished really) another book cover redesign which I'll post when I get home cuz my tablet wont link to the internet here. But its another fairytale retelling I really enjoy by Jessica Day George so yeah!

I tag @andtheirlovewasrenewed @gayfergus @endless-bees @grimoireoffolkloreandfairytales @hiraya-sa-dilim @themirokai @glassballdinosaurs and whoever else would like too!

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Going up to the Colosseum since I got better skills now and. Isn‘t that one corpse on the side in the middle of the climb Tiso…? Oh man you can punch the shield around too, oof. RIP pal

…I do not like the Trial of the Fool. I have been sitting for almost 2h getting stuck in the final few waves of Trial of the Fool. I will continue my way without finishing it cuz it seems like it very much made me a fool.

Made my way to the Archive to kill the third seal person whose face still looks exactly like Quirrel‘s mask hat.

ohhhh pipes with water…? in an archive..? Oh nvm that‘s letters flying up the tubes, not bubbles. Found that one readable tube on the side and had to switch languages cuz whatever its saying can‘t be translated properly I bet

Ok, what I understood before:

some…bowl? shell? (same word) is missing that‘s needed to hold a door. The light of the vessel of the egg of the seal is…extracting or getting extracted? The outside (of smth) is the seal while inside is the Dreamer aka sleeping seal person number 3. And they‘re linked together. Holding the light in the dream …holds the ungrowth?

in english:

Egg yolks?? An egg that has no shell so there‘s something to contain it here anyways? That they acquired by extracting it out the Dreamer. They wanna contain the light in the third dream what im guessing is the egg yolk but there‘s a shell missing, aka this seal‘s kinda busted. Didnt understand the extraction and ungrowth parts in english.

…does the egg by any chance refer to the black egg with -presumably whatever‘s left of the hollow knight- inside? Or does it refer to the exploding squids, since they do have glowing cores and give general egg yolk vibes…Ehhh I‘m probs gonna see what they mean anyways aren‘t I.

Nope you are not making me fight a giant version of those evil exploding squids, no. Wait WAIT IT DOESNT TAKE DAMAGE NO LET ME OUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT AAAAAA ah??? QUIRREL I love you so much rn but please don‘t pull a Cloth

another tube thingy. Can‘t exactly switch langauges w/o backtracking, so gotta live with the translated version. Meh. There‘s…? Two kinds of light? King and old light? King light is the light of growth and thinking, while dream is of ungrowth and unthinking? But for thoughts to be made it needs both…??

third tube: lots of stuff missing? Overflow? The shell‘s outside but inside there‘s room. Because smth‘s missing? Void‘s a liquid substance, which is missing, so is…webbing? tissue? (probs the second given the context). The tissue‘s missing both in-and-outside? …basially everything‘s missing inside..but the outside is holding?

Giant tube with…unfinished squid? WOOPS you can punch it. Oh hey that summoned Quirrel. The tube squid called you…? You‘ve been here before!?

THE MASK

This one wants change. Fascinating.

Also then those texts were about the squids, not the egg i guess.

(…if this squid was the seal lady, what does that say about all the other squids outside…?)

[amajorartattack]

My General ROTTMNT Donatello Headcanons:

- He’s the tallest at 6′6″, alright. Like the longer neck of a softshell turtle my guys, is what gives him the height over Raph, if he didn’t have the long neck, he’d be the second tallest. - Longer snoot, not always able to see on forward facing shots cuz of perspective. His brothers always boop it, and when they first started doing so it annoyed him to all hell and back, but he’s used to it now.      - Sometimes presses his nose against his brothers, Splinter, or April, to show his affection (Kinda like a headbutt...kinda.) - He often paints his nails, usually purple, or black. But he’s painted them other colors, usually they would be some variant of blue, orange, or red. - Alright, I saw a post...pin thing on Pinterest, and it was where Leo and Donnie had heterochromia, and shared one of the colors, and I absotively posilutely loved it. So yes, he has heterochromia, and shares the red with Leo.      - Also fucking Disaster Twins my beloveds. - Unable to control when his tail wags, but it usually happens when he’s working on something and it’s all coming together, when he’s proud of himself or others, or excited for something. - The fastest swimmer of all of them, and likes to swim, especially when he was younger. - Gamer Boi (yes I know this is technically canon, but.) He streams, and makes videos of him gaming, and there has been many Donnie rage compilations going around (totally not made by Leo) - When he was younger he rarely spoke, and when he did everyone made sure to be quiet and let him do so. - When he gets really overwhelmed, he rarely speaks, or goes completely non-verbal. - Is the second best artist, he needs to be able to draw up designs for his tech, this is one of the main ways that him and Mikey bond. This also is a way that he can communicate if goes non-verbal. - Huge horror fan, especially in game form, but still absolutely gets scared. But that’s the point of it. - Overworks himself, and stays up very late. He has insomnia, but doesn’t always do anything to help with it.       - Splinter has gotten him melatonin gummies, that are safe for Donnie to consume, and he has them in a drawer by his bed. (It’s still a little more than half full.) He only eats them if he’s unable to sleep when he’s already in bed. - He is genuinely great with kids, but claims to not like them. He has said this while a kid was doing it’s damnedest to use Donnie as a jungle-gym, and he did pretty much nothing to stop it.      - Like; April: Donnie, you should come help me with work at *insert random restaurant that is catered to kids*, it’ll be fun.        Donnie (letting a kid mess with his claws): Now why would I do that? I don’t like kids.        April: You’re-but. EH?! - He is the older twin, and has used it to his advantages against Leo. He’s like two minutes older. - For as much as he likes pizza, his favorite food is actually ramen, especially seafood ramen. He knows all of the ramen places in New York, and has them labeled from best to worst. (He cries a little inside whenever he sees that the top most best place is closed.) - Knows all new slang, but chooses to not say it, or claims to say it ironically. Also has more than likely created a new slang word without knowing. - Woops ass in Mario Kart, and always plays as Bowser. Claims he’s the best character to play as because of his high speed stats, even if he has a lower acceleration stat. - Honestly to me, this guy is Demisexual/romantic, he’s gotta be able to trust and feel trust before making any claims about a relationship. - Genderfluid, most often he feels like he’s a guy, and uses he/him pronouns. - Also wears contacts, and if he doesn't have any (even though he typically always keeps a good stock of them,) he wears glasses. - Connecting the 7th and 11th lil hc thing, Donnie does not stream or record videos of himself playing horror games, because he knows that his brothers will see them, and he doesn’t want his videos to be the source of any of their nightmares.

(Imma more than likely just add onto this when I think of more shit to add. This is mainly because I posted this at 4 am, and I was really tired, and so now that I’m more awake I’m thinking of other things to add.)

[physsting]

A Cruel Prank

CW: Exposure, environmental whump, unnamed whumpee, whumpee death (fade to black, left ambiguous)

1k words, lemme know if anything else needs tagged! Written for @amonthofwhump 's March Whump-a-Thon!

Whumpee zipped up his pants and started the couple minute trek back to the campsite from the bathrooms. It was his first real camping trip -- the one night ones as a kid that ended with no fire and a lot of swearing didn't count -- and he was a little surprised at who he was taking it with. This group of kids practically ruled his college. Their parents bought the salaries for half the professors and skated through their classes with ease. Whumpee, well, he was on a scholarship he'd earned in Science Olympiads.

He really couldn't believe his luck. He'd come up to their table in the lunch hall expecting to be laughed off, and instead they'd invited him on a trip! Sure, it'd been a little awkward so far, they'd talked over him a lot, but he was certain things would turn around today.

The campsite was quiet when Whumpee returned. He'd left Friend making coffee on the fire, but now the fire was kicked out and Friend nowhere to be seen. No matter, she probably also ran to the bathroom. A different bathroom that the one he'd just been at. He looked around for the lighter but couldn't find it, and figured she must have set it in her tent to keep it dry. He'd simply wait next to the fire in his pajamas for her or someone to come out. Everything was normal.

"Hey, Whumpee! How's it going?" Friend laughed on the other line. Other laughing voices were quickly stifled in the background.

Several minutes later, Friend hadn't returned. No one in any of the other tents had stirred either. Whumpee had pulled out his phone and began playing games on it, not worrying about the battery. He wasn't a picture person anyway. It did allow him to count up the time. 10 minutes…then 20…then 30… and still no one had come.

Whumpee got up and circled the tents, looking inside for the outlines of sleeping forms. There weren't any. Whumpee's heart sank, memories of being left behind on field trips flooding his brain. He pulled out his phone again and dialed a number. It rang several times before someone picked up.

"Um, not great. Where are you guys?"

"Chill out dude! We just ran into town for a few things, we should be back in a couple hours."

"Hours?"

"You'll be fine! Get close to nature!" Friend laughed. Whumpee spluttered.

"You can't just leave me-"

"Woops, sorry, bad connection, gotta go!"

The phone clicked off. Whumpee stared down at it in his hand. He could yell. He could scream. He could drop kick it into the woods. Instead he tucked it into his pocket and went to get dressed.

The sun rose into the sky and there was no sign of Friend's Jeep. The area was remote, with no other campers nearby. Whumpee played on his phone until the battery reached 20%. He sighed and tucked it into his pocket. The chargers were all run off of the car's battery. He took a walk around the grounds of the campsite and eventually sat down to wait by the campfire again.

The sun began to travel down the sky and the temperature began to dip. Clouds formed, dark and angry. Whumpee hugged his coat around himself and pulled out his phone.

"Are you coming back yet?"

"Pssh, we're almost ready to head back, don't get your pants in a twist."

"Its getting cold up here, I think it might snow."

"It's not supposed to snow today, don't be a baby, Whumpee." Friend clicked off the line without saying goodbye and Whumpee stared angrily down at his phone again. 10%.

Despite the forecast not calling for snow, all of the others had taken their winter coats with them. The firestarter was in the back of the jeep with the wood. Whumpee sat down next to the dead fire and pulled his coat tighter around him. Big flakes of snow began to fall. Whumpee retreated inside his shitty $30 tent he'd bought just for the trip.

It was fine. It was fine. The others would be coming back soon, he'd be pissed at them, and they'd all go back home and he'd never talk to them again. No need to call anybody. He began to shiver and pulled out his phone again.

"Are you guys almost here?"

"No, we're still two hours out. The roads got real bad out of nowhere."

"Two hours? It's really cold up here!"

"We can't be there any faster, Whumpee!"

Whumpee clicked off the phone and nearly threw it in frustration. It was on 7%. He stared at it for a second, thumb nearly on the emergency dial button, before putting it away. Two hours wasn't a lot. It would suck, but he'd survive. No need to bother anyone from emergency services about a stupid, stupid prank.

A couple minutes later, Whumpee was shivering violently. His teeth were chattering. The tent was doing little to keep the wind out. His toes were long since numb in his sneakers and his fingers down to the second knuckle were going the same way. He pulled out his phone and hit the emergency dial button.

"Thank you for calling kssshhh what is the khsss of your emergency?" The operator chirped through a cloud of static. Whumpee cursed not getting the roaming package.

"I'm - I'm stuck on the mountain, my friends left me."

"Please rep - ksshh, you sai- ksssh- 're stuck?"

"Yes! Yes I'm on the mountain, I can't get down and its really cold!"

"Underst- ksssssh - we have - kssh - cation but - ksssh - take -kssssh- pter - kssh- hours to get - kssh- you."

"What?"

"It'll take - kssh - rs to get -kssssh, but hold - kssssssh - coming."

Whumpee's phone shut down. He stared at it for a several seconds before hurling it against the side of the tent. A couple hours either way. Whumpee started to panic. He'd never make it, he'd never make hours. Maybe the helicopter would be able to save him once they got here, but how specific was the location? How long would it take them to get him to a hospital? How long until he died?

His breaths came out in rapid huffs. He wanted to scream and cry and tear everything apart, his shitty tent with his two shitty blankets and his shitty coat and shitty phone that couldn't hold a goddamn charge. He unzipped the tent and dove outside.

He immediately regretted it, all of the warmth trapped by the tent immediately dissipated and the wind sapped all of the residual warmth from his core. He let out a guttural cry and went back inside the tent. It was freezing but at least it wasn't windy. He curled up and pulled the blanket tight over him, hoping for a swift rescue.

His shaking began to subside, which he hoped was a good sign but knew was bad. He was so tired. His head seemed magnetized to the ground, every push to get up met with an equal force pulling him down. He couldn't fall asleep. He knew people who fell asleep in the cold never woke up. But he was so tired.

Tears streaming silently down his cheeks, without even the energy to sob, he said his goodbyes to his family and finally slipped into the warm void of sleep.

A couple minutes later, the sound of helicopter blades beat against the sides of the mountains.

[sniper-rifle-coffee]

Welp what a boring day did my laundry 🙃 but no dryer so have to hang dry them & wait now reeee gonna shower then try an dress in something to go shopping for more clothes 😅 hate I only have half my laundry 🙃 woop woop gotta find something to do today guys are sleeping in as usual reee hee hmm

[coffee-n-spite]

Meeting Rey and BB-8

I was tired and my brain got stuck on that Rey and Finn as part of Hondo’s pirate crew prompt from ages ago and I write... so have a glimpse of this that I will inevitably continue when it’s again 3 am and I cannot sleep. Oh yeah I’m a commissionable writer...

  “Oh this, this is gold! Should get me at least a portion,” They clambered through the last unburied chamber of the Starcruiser. The hyperdrive chamber. She grinned wide at the sight of a complete reactor core. Everything else she’d managed to grab had maybe amounted to two quarter portions two days' meals that could be stretched if she barely ate. She disassembled everything around it as carefully as she could removing the mostly round component before placing everything back as orderly as they could.

  She slung the reactor into the mesh bag and began the clamber out of the cruiser. 

  “Now for the hard part,” she grabbed her makeshift staff using it to swing the bag up and over the vertical. Easy to get down and in, not so easy to climb back out. With the weighty treasure now safely above she scrambled to find purchase points and begins the climb. One, two, three.

  “Gah,” a hand came loose and blood dribbled down, “Shit, right this used to be a floor. Handholds are probably sharp, real smart Rey.”

  Rey hoists herself without the use of her injured hand groaning as she manages to flop over the edge onto the slight platform. Right what do I have to wrap that with, she gazes at the injury before sighing. Just this once? She concentrates on the wound and wills the small cut to begin closing, she never knew what this ability was, just that she once saw someone else use it felt the energy around how it worked and using her talent for reverse engineering decided to try it. When it had worked she was shocked, it had been a broken thumb, practically a death sentence on Jakku. Gone without a trace. She also knew that she couldn’t tell anyone. 

  “Just gotta get to the speeder without further incident,” she grabs her things and begins the tightrope esque walk to the sand. Thudding into said sand was rougher than she expected, still manageable though inconvenient. Fumbling her first steps slightly she reaches her speeder.  

  Her cargo attached Rey starts her speeder and despite its shaky nature heads for the port town. 

**********

  BB-8 let out a low buzzing woop. He landed the ship as close as he safely could to the unstable dunes, but it had well and truly sunk by the time he had arrived. He conducts a quick scan hoping for any life signs but there are none to be found. 

  It was logical to conclude that Poe had died in the crash, at least BB-8 hoped that was the cause of his death, not the sand consuming him. He whirls once before turning away, his ship wasn’t able to continue flight but staying with it would increase his chance of rescue. He held vital information and he had to deliver it or Poe would be dead for nothing.

  The dunes were feeling endless even for the droid. BB-8, programmed with near sentience but endless patience was feeling the need to speed up. He’s been going for an hour when he picks up a noise. A speeder. He starts beeping frantically heading quickly towards the noise. 

*********

  Rey speeds along the dunes, hoping to be back in the port before the impending sandstorm. She doesn’t know how she knows when a storm is coming but she always does. Jakku has no weather systems, no broadcasts, so any warning is quite the blessing. 

  Something glints in the sand ahead, somewhat distant but still determinedly small and light in colour. It’s in my path so I can investigate, the thought was heavy in Rey’s head an impending sandstorm was a large threat but something like that could be worth a month's worth of food. She kicked her speeder to the highest speed. Something it could not hold for too long judged by how intensely the exhaust rumbles. 

  Rather quickly she is but a few meters from what was now obviously enough a droid. A BB model if she was up to date. 

  “Hello there, what is a little guy like you doing out here?” Rey shut down the engine to hear the replying chirrups from the droid, “Now that does sound like an awful time. The main port is only a couple hours that way by speeder. Maybe I can help you find your friend there?” 

  BB-8 as Rey understood from his beeps and chitters, she would have checked his serial number except it had been scratched off. 

  “Well, can you attach to the speeder, BB-8?” a best effort to interpret beeps, “I am mostly sure that was a yes. There is a sandstorm on the way so you should clip on or whatever so we can get to the port.”

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

Rubber Soul Rated Based Solely On The Basslines

click on the links of the song for a video of the respective bassline :)

Drive My Car – 8/10 Funky beyond belief, really drives the song. The switch in sound between the verses and chorus brings great contrast to those two parts.

Norwegian Wood – 5/10 does what it's supposed to, not much more though. Some nice little chromatic phrases.

You Won't See Me – 12/10 literally immaculate, I sing along to this instead of the words sometimes because of how lovely the melody is. Love that the patterns aren't repeated note for note throughout the song.

Nowhere Man – 9/10 LOVELY!! Wish it was more discernible in the original, it gets a little drowned out by the vocals.

Think For Yourself 8/10 the fuzz really hits the spot and THOSE TRIPLETS <333

The Word – 7/10 groovy!!! however, sorta repetitive

Michelle – 100/10 fucking AHHHHHH!!!!!!! literally the star of this song.

What Goes On – 4/10 it's fine.

Girl – 6/10 very simple, but very effective as well!

I'm Looking Through You – 7/10 good melody going on, drops the ball a bit during the middle eight

In My Life – 5/10 sweet but nothing to write home about. Actually think the space here could've maybe been filled a bit better tbh. I go back and forth on the instrumentation of In My Life..

Wait – 5.5/10 not super exciting but does serve well to drive the ever-changing pace of the song.

If I Needed Someone – 6/10 it's not really my style but I have to give it credit for trying something kind of new. It's also repetitive tho.

Run For Your Life – 6.5/10 pretty infectious but also not super varied.

[dutchforstrangers]

Happy New Year! Just going to be blunt and say that I hope we become good friends!! Have a wonderful day! (It might be a little early for you though 😅) ☺️

This one is sitting in my inbox since December 31st afternoon and I wanted to reply to and post it a little after midnight over here where I live... but I was caught up in hugs and laughter and fireworks and New Year's wishes and late night board games and well... you might know the drill😉

As I'm typing this, it's already 3:15am in the Netherlands, not everyone is already in the new year while others are already past noon on the very 1st of January 20freaking22 and I'm in bed thinking about how time zones will never cease to amaze me. And how this is a new year. And how much I love that my mutuals take the time to leave me these kind if messages!🥰

Wishing you all the best for this new year! Ngl, it would be fun to make more friends (on top of the ones I've already made over the past few months to whom I'm very very grateful!) on here and I would love to start with you😊 Let's make it a resolution!

Let's:

Be supportive to one another;

Send each other messages/asks every once in a while;

Be honest, but kind to everyone at all times;

Become friend and make more of them, build this cozy community!

I mean, we can do that right? Hehe, I'm getting a little sappy here, thanks for your sweet message and once again a very Happy New Year to you and all!!💖

[lolchat]

Hi alex happy cake day. This is you now /j /lh

SHUFDSAUDISHAGUIDHUHHGFDFDSJGJ THANK YOU!!!! i am SO old and wise you won’t believe it /j