#got7 suburban blog

[gotproudparents]

KEITH GOT LEFT AT THE AIRPORT AND HE FUNDED THIS ENTIRE DAMNED FAMILY VACATION!

[gotproudparents]

Keith got rid of his Murder She Wrote DVD box set because his sons introduced him to streaming services. Netflix no longer streams MSW and Keith has to wait a whole 3 days for a new box set. This is a travesty!

[gotproudparents]

Now It’s Time to Say Good-bye

Thank you for making @gotproudparents so fun! Thank you for your interaction, positive vibes, and for getting my silly sense of humor. I still enjoy Got7 and a few other kpop groups, but I’m losing my interest these days. I am so happy to end this on a positive note, with much gratitude to the new friends I’ve made. I’ll still be lurking around Tumblr on my main blog @deaddowntothebed (nothing exciting goes on there) so feel free to reach out to me if you’d like!

So, let’s wrap this up. How does the family end up? What lies in store for Esther, Keith, and their five fame bound sons? Here goes...

Esther continued to live fabulously as the royal icon that she is. She holds second seat chairwoman of the country club, which gives her the power, that she so deserves, to banish Tish, Trish, and a few other harpies that needed to get the boot years ago! #TRIUMPHANT QUEEN! Also, she finally got her cats after Preston left for college--5 cats to be specific.

Keith retired early because all he really wanted to do was go on island cruises with Esther, enjoy artisan cheeses, and get the damn peace and quiet he so dearly deserved! Once Sydney and Quincy finally moved out, it was way too quiet for him. Even though it was slightly heartbreaking, he was reminded of all the possibilities he had being in a house alone, uninterrupted, with Queen Honey Thighs!

Phillip’s star to celebrity shot up high! He’s been in several Broadway shows and has done a few big screen adaptations of major plays. He lives abroad with his family of three, none of which turned out to be the offspring of snakes or trollops, which made Esther so very happy!

Beau reached the spot of top male international model. His face and body has graced the cover of countless magazines--including Better Homes and Gardens (no one knows why or how!). His cutie searched finally came to an end when he fell for a supreme cutie while in Milan. They now have two sons, a daughter, and three horses.

Did Preston ever succeed in world domination? Not exactly, but he does own his own software company and has created several apps that are utilized worldwide. Preston was featured in Forbes 500 and is one of the world’s top business moguls. He still doesn’t subscribe to the concept of marriage, but Gina has been his partner for years and they are quite happy together with their menagerie of dogs.

Sydney said he would be a fashion mogul, so he became a fashion mogul! His fashions are unprecedented and celebrities clamor to get an original Sydney design. Our boy Sydney is known worldwide for his unique and brilliant pieces. He’s living his dream life of international jet-setter and rubbing elbows with top musicians, actors, and models.  He didn’t give up on his rap star wish...it just didn’t pan out like he wanted it to.

Quincy married his high school sweetheart, Lauryn, and together they own several international dance schools. They both teach dance and choreograph routines for some very famous artists. He never got over his sweet tooth and enjoys his chocolate treats as much as he ever did, but now it’s in moderation and the only person stealing his triple fudge brownies is Lauryn--and he never complains.

                                    That’s it, that’s all! I love you, fam!

[gotproudparents]

incoming message to: @flanneljinyoung from: Keith and Esther

We are so proud of you are grateful to have you as one of our dearest family friends. You are a gem, dear! We wish you loads of success, happiness, and tons of love. You will always have a special e-invite to Esther’s soirees and Keith would share his fancy cheese plate with you any time. Even Chanel would extend a loving paw to you. Best wishes in all of your endeavors!

With love and respect,

Keith and Esther

[gotproudparents]

Ugh preston i told you! Lucas was busy at summer camp that why you never saw him! And Pierre is real! If you hadnt blocked me on instagram, twitter, or snapchat youd see the pictures!! -gina

Of course, Pierre is real, Gina! Just like the moon is made of bleu cheese, global warming isn’t happening, and I care that you’re in a happy, healthy relationship. All true facts.

[gotproudparents]

Esther got the family hyped up to attack every one and every thing at the Neiman Marcus spring sale. They realize too late they might have left Beau back at the shoe department

i feel attacked

[gotproudparents]

Whats everyone up too on the vacation??

Keith and Esther are enjoying the sights and each other’s company in such beautiful surroundings. Of course, Paris is lovely, but Esther walking the streets of Paris with the wind blowing through her tresses is even lovelier. And don’t even get Keith started on Esther by the pool! They’re falling in love all over again this summer.

Phillip and Beau are enjoying the freedom granted to them by their parents. They are busy touring the city and staying out until the wee morning hours. Phillip enjoys hitting trendy cafes and night spots for those perfect Instagramable moments. Beau is living his best life meeting Parisian cuties! Their favorite part is hitting the clubs and shaking their asses for the masses.

Preston, Sydney and Quincy have been inseparable throughout this vacation. Paris is renown for being the fashion capital of the world so Sydney has been dragging his brothers to every shop and fashion house tour possible. Preston and Quincy indulge him because afterward they drag him to every pâtisserieand chocolatier they can find. Esther and Keith make sure they get back before night falls though, so they come back, laden with bags of clothing and belly aches, only to do it all again the next day.

[gotproudparents]

Bonjour Preston ! My trip is doing wonders for me! I am a whole mature Gina, when we return home you’ll be happy to know i’ll no longer take pictures of you when u arent looking, save your leftovers from the trash, or even call you from my brothers phone! I wont have time with maintaining my long distance romance! Bye bye- Gina

*achoo* Oh, excuse me, Gina. I’m allergic to bullsh*t.

Guess you should probably take down that picture of me in front of the Arc de Triomphe you just put up on IG. “Pierre��� might not like that. 

[gotproudparents]

If the family tumblrs what they be about? ( i would follow keiths murder she wrote fan page)

Wow! What a great question!

Keith: Keith’s main account would be about artisan cheeses and cheese board appreciation called Feast of Fromage and he would take it very seriously! True cheese appreciation is not to be taken lightly. His side blog would be called You Fletcha: A Murder She Wrote Fan Page. It would gain traffic because of Keith’s insightful fan theories and the adorable pictures of himself with his Murder She Wrote fan merch. 

Esther: Esther’s Tumblr would be about luxury goods and the good life called, Life of E. Her theme page would be one of the purchased ones, not one of the free ones most of us schmucks use. She’d be the least consistent with updates, but her followers would look forward to the lavish photos of designer items, breathtaking exotic locations, and her sharp dialogue (notes for days on the snarky ones). Her photos would never include her or her family’s faces but there would be a lot of hand holding of her and Keith, gentle fingers caressing precious bone china, beautiful handwritten love notes from Keith, and crossed legs in Louboutins.

Phillip: Phillip has a Tumblr but, like Esther’s imagined one, he doesn’t update frequently. L’acteur features old Hollywood movie posters, clips from classic films, all things film noir, brooding black and white pictures of him standing at the window, and a lot of profile shots. He also posts playbills of his latest shows, including the reviews–all of which are shining. It’s a pretty intense page and he follows like 5 people.

Beau: Beau’s Tumblr, Body Party, is an ode to fitness, health, and the proper ways to utilize gym equipment. He calls it fitspiration, but really it’s an excuse for him to post and link a lot of shirtless photos and videos of him flexing. Even after all of that posturing, it is an okay blog because he’s got a lot of great inspirational quotes and yummy smoothie recipes. He gets the most notes on squat day. He follows all of his brothers!

Preston: Preston’s tumblr, Vidja Gamez is all about the video games he’s currently playing. He links replays from his Youtube and reblogs quality fan art. He posted a pic of himself once and keeps getting notes on it, but refuses to respond to the besotted requests that he posts more. Preston follows Phillip and 10 other gamers and currently he has 2049 people blocked.

Sydney: Of course our social media king has a Tumblr, From Sydney to Dubai, and it is popping. All of his social media is linked, so expect a lot of his IG photos. OOTD never looked so good! For aesthetic purposes he’s very careful about what he reposts, so there’s stuff from fashion houses and lapslock quotes from designers and rappers. Sydney follows all of his brothers except for Phillip because he flat out refused to follow him to his face! At least Preston dodged the subject.

Quincy: Quincy doesn’t have a Tumblr but if he did it would be as generic as possible, with no actual theme or aesthetic. He’d name it something like, QLovesL, and reblog a lot of stuff about being in love, the love of dance, and funny memes. Quincy would more than likely use his Tumblr to harass his brothers with crazy anonymous asks and put weird notes on their posts. He’s really active on IG, so Tumblr wouldn’t be his thing.

side note: Preston has made a side blog for Chanel called Chanel: The Malteseanator and it features photos her in all of her glorious canine glory, along with adorable videos of Chanel doing what Chanel does best…being cute and sassy.

[gotproudparents]

Hey Keith. Ever considered getting an underwater camera for *ahem* y'know, reasons?

As an aficionado of aquatic life, I agree this would be an outstanding purchase! It would be great to get shots of starfish, coral, sharks, Esther’s bum, sea amoeba, various schools of fish…so many breath taking things! God bless nature!

[gotproudparents]

What do they boys usually do with Grandma Kay?

The most common activity is collecting big checks and ALL the compliments. Grandma Kay spoils the boys so much that even Keith has told her to dial it back a bit. We all know that’s pretty major coming from daddy big bucks. Grandma Kay really loves taking the boys on shopping sprees, to expensive dinners, and yachting. She even lets them have a tiny bit of wine or champagne because, hey, a lil sip never hurt anybody! She also takes them to the horse races, where she lets them place bets, even though it’s not legal. Don’t you dare tell Esther this! Grandma Kay may sound like a bad influence, but she’s a fun old gal and loves her precious grandsons very much.

[daesungs-creek-blog]

daesungs-creek's perpetually random self promo

Sup sup follow my other blogs if you dig em

@soccermommartha, what it'd be like if got7 were an upper middle class suburban family headed by a matriarch named martha

@sawadeekpop, literally just my Thai idol babies. I miss them all sm everyday

@vanwynthegarden, it's supposed to be mgmt and the garden twins, but it's melted into aesthetic and other indie bands too because neither of them are incredibly popular ha ha @ the garden come to GA @ mgmt u too

[gotproudparents]

Esther uses the most expensive and complex hair care products and coifs her hair to perfection. You’re out of your rabid mind If you think you’re going to put your paws in her beautiful locks! Well, unless you are her hair stylist or Keith. Keith can do whatever he wants because he is a gentle angel with pristine hands.

only jinyoung

[gotproudparents]

Hey Esther! Hope you're doing well, like always. How's the scene at the country club? Especially the trollop situation. I hope you're not too stressed by it. Just wanted to let you know that your doing a great job with your boys and we all want to know the secret behind your 18 year old body. (Is it Keith's love??)

Hello, bonbon! I am certainly glad you asked about this. Some insane person has allowed Tish to head the flower committee and now the floral arrangements are a tacky mess! She knows that daffodils are my absolute least favorite flower and the whole club is rife with them! She’s even got daffodil arrangements in the powder rooms! I know this is a personal attack. Connie still continues to provide inferior snack selections for our meetings. I was kind enough to suggest a few favorite catering services, yet she insists on using Regina’s sub-par business. She’s going to give everyone diabetes and high blood pressure! Last week they served mini pizzas at our 12th century Gothic art appreciation fair! Mini. Pizzas. The gall! Also, Keith found out that Burton is having salacious trysts behind the pool house with Nancy W.–not to be confused with Nancy C. who is not a trollop, just terribly unstylish.

Thank you so much, my dear! Keith and I try our best to raise our lovely sons to be the best they can possibly be. Aren’t they gems?! As for how I maintain a fit physique after five sons, well, I give credit to good genes. I do also fit in a rousing jazzercize routine every morning and I make sure to eat healthy foods, allowing myself a treat now and then. I stay healthy because I want to live a long full life with my boys and gorgeous hubby.

[gotproudparents]

Esther did tell Keith they were going on a romantic date to that chic new sushi restaurant, but Quincy really wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory so their romantic date just turned into family event. Oh, and please remember to watch your dairy intake, dear.

idk what jaebum did but jinyoung was having none of that 

[gotproudparents]

Is there a reason Preston isn't into dating?

The simple answer: Nobody got time for that!

The complex answer: Everyone gets excited about different things and, for me, dating isn’t one of them. Not everyone is keen on relationships and that’s okay. I’m cool with hanging with my friends and enjoying our common interests without them kissing and pawing at me.