#got a bit carried away sorry Becky hsslsksj

[cyncerity]

CYN CYN CYN!!!!

In your store shifter Au, please please please tell me that Tommy and Tubbo mess with Wilbur when small?!?!? Oh the pranks they could get into and just have Ranboo as like lookout or covering for them!!!!!!

Or Wilbur sees them and Ranboo is right there and Wilbur goes: “TINY PEOPLE??!? RAN DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? And Ranboo is just straight up: “see what?” So Wilbur has an existential crisis wondering if he’s going crazy (or we’ll crazier in this setting)

If this has already been asked ignore me :3

OH ABSOLUTELY

Tubbo just steals shit and Tommy helps him. He knows where all the hidden stuff is, and they just grab it and run. They have a little hoard in the walls that not even Ranboo knows the location of, it’s just theirs. Multiple times they’ve had Ranboo as a lookout and they’ve just been in the middle of a heist and Ranboo has grabbed them and shoved them in his hoodie pocket as Wilbur right as enters the room.

They also mildly vandalize shit, and Wilbur has no idea who keeps writing barely legible curse words on the counter (it’s Tommy cause Tubbo is literally illiterate since borrowers in this au were never taught to read or write but the marker is still too big for either of them to use properly)

And YES Ranboo is the king of gaslight hskssksnsk. Wilbur has seen glimpses of tiny people and Ranboo has talked him into thinking he was crazy every single time. Wil has also tried to put up mouse traps to catch whatever he’s been seeing, but every single one was snapped with a crude picture of a penis or a middle finger in the middle, nothing alive. Wilbur just suspects this is Tommy. Which, it is, but Wil thinks that Tommy drew that at normal size and sprung the traps just to mess with him. So he’s kinda half right lmao.

They also both annoy the shit out of Ranboo.

I’m gonna give a nom example

under the cut if you don’t mind

Rambo noms them very often on the job. Normally they’re chill to just sit and be quiet or nap, but a few times theyve just started singing to irritate Ranboo while he’s trying to answer drive through calls. He may not be able to understand their words, but he can understand their pitch, and the Avengers theme is pretty recognizable. It makes it very difficult to get peoples orders correct. 

They also like to know when Ranboo is having an interaction with a customer cause Ranboo has an ultra sensitive stomach and any sort of rubbing will make him severely falter in whatever he was doing. He is pretty much unable to do tasks while getting rubs and just needs to lie down until they stop and he can continue his job. Bonus is that Ranboo noms Tubbo a lot so he knows all the most sensitive areas. Ranboo also flushes really easily and gets flustered at noms a lot, which Tommy and Tubbo take full advantage of.

Also Borrowers aren’t that tiny in this au, swallowing only one makes a little bump, but swallowing two is definitely more noticeable. Ranboo gets a lot of comfort by just having a hand over the bump with his friends, knowing they trust him that much makes him really happy and Ranboo uses noms to help relieve his anxiety.

Also anytime that Ranboo has nommed either just Tommy or Tubbo and they’re taking a nap in the break room, the one who wasn’t nommed will usually come to take a nap with them. Tommy especially likes to rub Ranboo’s stomach from the outside cause he’s been on both sides of noms, unlike Tubbo and Ranboo, and he knows how good it feels for both parties. I am not immune to third person vore scenarios, I in fact love them.