#gostoc f/o

[ungalossimp]

Unironic Gostoc Gushing (with some F/O thoughts)

Gostoc has a sort of Pathetic Rat Man Charm™ that I simply can't resist.

He looks like an old used rag someone left in the rain. I bet he's full of worms & fleeces.

I want to give him some onion, cheese and crouton soup. I want to run a bubbly bath for him, with nice scenting candles.

I want to massage his scalp & brush his hair. I want to put moisturizer on his face and then roll him in a warm, soft blanket. & I want to kiss his cheeks.

He'd probably try to bite me before realizing that hey, free yummy soup & warm, and being pampered is actually rather nice...

He'd probably play along & then would try to steal my wallet later.

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Look at him. Utterly Pathetic and Miserable. This is the look of a man that is done with all of Godrick's shit and just wants to eat soup & be left alone... but alas, he still has to grovel & pretend that he gives a shit because he's too weak to do otherwise.

He can't survive on his own and Godrick is a bad boss - father ? Elden Ring had him being Godrick's bastard and I DO see the similarities. I just want to...

Scoop him up and take him with me. I wish we could have Gostoc as a companion / consort. There would be a quest to give him a cool prosthesis - maybe its design would be based on Malenia's arm ? You could send him to loot corpse & stuff while you're resting at a site of Grace, and there would be a level-up system (leveling up his looting also makes him more friendly to the player)

I'd be Elden Lord and he'd be my little chaotic gremlin. He'd be safe and protected with me, andspoiled rotten too. He'd go power-drunk while not realizing that he has no actual power - people are just humoring him.

(also no one attacks him because they know harming him would unleash the Elden Lord's Wrath upon them)

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Oh god his smile-

It looks horrible but I'll kill to see him smile again. I don't know how he can imagine fooling anyone, babe I love you but you ain't slick, you're spooking the Tarnished away (TwT✧) 💔...

(Is ok Gostoc, buddy. At least you're trying :3)

Also: I really love his nose and cheekbones ??? Very pretty. And his pointy ears are just adorable (>///<✧) ❣ ...

The second pic reminds me a lot of Godrick. I don't care if it's scrapped content, it makes too much sense if he's Godrick's son.