#goothings

[usercelestial]

hen and karen catching their breaths together after they've both cum, finally tiring and cleaning each other up, karen going from rough slaps and claw marks and harsh words to soft touches and warm washcloths and sweet, gentle aftercare. she pulls her wife up and gets her into a hot bath, pulling hen up against her chest, lazily scratching her scalp while hen hums and strokes karen's thighs, afterwards they slowly dry off and throw on some pjs (basketball shorts and an old lafd sweatshirt for hen; silky floral matching PJ set for karen) hen makes them some cozy tea while karen picks out a show for them to watch on their ipad. hen collapses on karen's chest, head nuzzling under her chin, purring while karen rubs her back, they fall asleep like that, bellies full of warn tea and ipad playing hotshots on low volume, wrapped together in a little cocoon of love and warmth and kisses and cuddles

[riewiggles]

Guys

I am sorry you had to find out this way.

I am secretly a goose.

[rabbitflavouredtea]

GUYS THE GOOSE IS COMING, YOU HEAR THE HONK, YOU BETTER START RUNNING

[irenic-raccoon]

I love how most characters played by Dave Foley have the same tooth gap he has

affirmative chap

[rottenpumpkin13]

Sephiroth would be mad cute with a lisp.

Angeal: Sephiroth is trying out a retainer, it's temporary, the important thing is to not make fun of him whatsoever.

Genesis: Got it.

Angeal: We're not going to laugh at his lisp.

Genesis: We're not going to laugh at his lisp.

*Sephiroth walks in*

Sephiroth: Gooth morning.

*Angeal and Genesis lose their shit*

[toongoons]

OOOOHHHH WIIIIINNIIIIEEE!!! How'ya doin thweet cheekth? jutht Wanted to remind you that your golden goothe mitthheth you! oh, and bru-babe thayth hi and pleath come over thoon! :( you know how lonely hy getth, ya gotta get over here!!!

HEHEHEHE YAYYYY my lovebuck :]]] tyy

[chrysanthemumgames]

*vibrating like a car engine* congratulations i've hyperfixated so hard on your game i changed my @...... i used to be the-goothe-monster now i am paying homage to who's clearly the best character in the game

That is delightful! Makaria definitely has her own little corner of the readership for sure; it's very encouraging to see. :)

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

sometimes i think about how kal and saedii will not only outlive their partners but also probably will outlive their children. then i get sad

~ @the-goothe-monster

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wow.... I left the submissions box open by accident and y’all are out here tryin’ to get me to close it. This is straight up, just, mean

[giddlygoat]

me and @fruitbatfriday made custom ducks to leave in people’s windshields. thilly goothe named by @megalophobic-astronomer <3

[fandomexpert420]

thilly goothes 🫶🏼🫶🏼

I don't think giraffes can eat that... 🧍🏻‍♀️

[libidomechanica]

Untitled Poem # 13330

Sire old, bare ruin’d choirs, wher-with system   out a sabre, if that foolish Jealousy   has decked together of my purveiance of mariages, and as though the bitter Cistern forc’d his owene bord, for she gooth;   I sigh’d her baith mine were right. But now—What   heres: slepynge, and spilt. That Jankyn, that blood is flower! Seem fills the tall pines that all minds that I am fain would be. For   she doth at Londoun al this caprice; and   as old love call the earth. From hour badly it good ear to me, and shame, who live with a feeble cry jarred mount and slices of   Princesses a’ she sight, and me, for, taste   and seyde, Lat they faint! The play; he cleft, bowed on flash of a girl who’ll falleth me wood.

[rabbitflavouredtea]

MY MAGNIFICENT CREATION, THE GOOTHE, ATTACKING MY HOARD OF MUSIC BOXES!!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!

[archaicfirehydrants]

gooth in the booth

going to the local polling place and scanning over my ballot until i find the "i'm bald" option

[carseat-backrest]

Fuck ass gooth

[sangelune]

   "ye  see  -  the  geeth  takes  beeth.  and  ye  cannae  load  a  single  booth,  ye  need  a  string  of  beeth,  aye?  so  tae  get  yer  beeth  ye  gotta  give  the  tooth  fairy  a  gooth.  from  yer  geeth.  get  it?"

[toongoons]

🖇️ anyone you want!

Doing Buck for this one too bc he’s been in my brain like a worm

🖇️ — what are your pet names for your f/o’s? what are their pet names for you?

Off the top of my head: Bucky/Ducky, Lovebird, Lucky Duck, or just plain ‘toots’

And his for Winnie: His jackpot, Queen ‘o my heart, his ‘Thilly Goothe’, and of course his ‘Ace in the hole’!