#goose selfship

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

I have one rooster that Cowboy! Touya absolutely hates. He’s always getting chased up my driveway by the territorial little thing who seems to take special offense to Touya’s truck.

He absolutely hates when I laugh at him scurrying up the porch and typically snaps that I need to hurry up and eat that thing, rolling his eyes and threatening to leave when I bat my lashes at him, trying so hard to keep a straight face and go “But baby, that’s my favorite cock.”

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

[selfshipping-haven]

Your f/o is okay with the fact that you might not be in a good mood. They don't expect you to be lighthearted all the time, or respond to jokes as much. They'll sit with you and wait out your bad mood with you.

[genericmain]

Imagine your F/O stealing your pillow in the middle of the night, just cause it smells like you. Any attempt to get it back is met with a sleepy "but it smells like you.. no don't take it.." so you steal their pillow instead. ♡

-> Proship/Variants DNI, you're not welcome here.

[greenliar]

i swear somethings cooking. even if no one will read, i will come up with some master post about these two eventually

all you need to know for now that since gideon is kinda different in every adaptation, there's 3 different versions for my self sona aswell. hence why the different hair length

[pixelpetshop]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 𓆰𓆪🕸️

[goose-draws-it]

Does the T stand for Taylor or Touya? We’ll never know!

[thatwesternbitch]

Thinking horribly unhinged thoughts about Dabi teaching you how to suck cock.

And then everytime you do it after, he just groans all breathy while looking down at you with hooded eyes. “Fuck. Just like that, doll. Just like I taught you.”

I’m not gonna be normal about this

[selfship-confession-box]

I used to selfship w/ a guy who was extremely popular and from a military game... but felt bad bc I couldn't decide how I would fit in his universe + knew I would never be a soldier so I dropped him

(+ he's VERY popular so seeing doubles just made me feel sad and like I would never be able to meet the love they give him)

well... I started thinking about being a hacker/computer person of some sort and getting to meet him that way. not necessarily being in the field, but a behind the scenes person. and our relationship is somewhat private but his group notices and starts to tease him about us calling each other by our first names instead of call signs.

...and now I am feeling love for him again. It's very weird to experience but I am very excited to see him back in my life :)

(with this char... don't want to name him + make myself more obvious but iykyk)

-🪿

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[doctorluvr]

MIKES WIFE LIST

[thatsonehellofahabit]

I wanna give randy frigface a little kiss.. a little smooch just.. just a little..

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Ei and Kats would absolutely hate when I steal their sweatshirts in the morning before work cause everytime they get them back and go to put their hand in the pocket, it’s just full of hay

It’s particularly annoying for Katsuki who lets out a very loud noise of disgust, everytime

[ultr4k4tty]

You know apples? You probably know this, but Johnny Appleseed's real name was John Chapman. He went around America planting apples, not for food but for cider. Some have even called him an "American Dionysus." And he was a major impact on the Westernization of the apple. Isn't that wild? That Johnny Appleseed is why we have modern apples?

[poolsparks]

I swear I'm finishing some self ship art (Vi and Gideon again.... Because of course)

Meanwhile, feel free to send me asks!! I would love it :3

[proselfship-huggies]

can we get a hug from Goose (from Top Gun)?

"Heh, of course you can get a hug!" *hug* "I love you a lot sweetheart, please don't forget that. I care about you so so much, so please, just ask if you would like a hug. I'm always here for you. I also wanna thank you for being here with me. I really enjoy being with you, so thank you, really." - Goose

[greenliar]

stupidass selfship stuff because i barely draw anything these days. these two have some extensive lore at this point but i feel like trying to write it down would be a waste of time and space to there's that. gideon is kinda a loser in this universe outside of his work & hangs around somebody who (he thinks is) 1000x more loser-y so he can feel better about himself.