#goose selfship

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

I have one rooster that Cowboy! Touya absolutely hates. He’s always getting chased up my driveway by the territorial little thing who seems to take special offense to Touya’s truck.

He absolutely hates when I laugh at him scurrying up the porch and typically snaps that I need to hurry up and eat that thing, rolling his eyes and threatening to leave when I bat my lashes at him, trying so hard to keep a straight face and go “But baby, that’s my favorite cock.”

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

[selfshipping-haven]

Your f/o is okay with the fact that you might not be in a good mood. They don't expect you to be lighthearted all the time, or respond to jokes as much. They'll sit with you and wait out your bad mood with you.

[goose-draws-it]

Does the T stand for Taylor or Touya? We’ll never know!

[thatwesternbitch]

Thinking horribly unhinged thoughts about Dabi teaching you how to suck cock.

And then everytime you do it after, he just groans all breathy while looking down at you with hooded eyes. “Fuck. Just like that, doll. Just like I taught you.”

I’m not gonna be normal about this

[selfship-confession-box]

I used to selfship w/ a guy who was extremely popular and from a military game... but felt bad bc I couldn't decide how I would fit in his universe + knew I would never be a soldier so I dropped him

(+ he's VERY popular so seeing doubles just made me feel sad and like I would never be able to meet the love they give him)

well... I started thinking about being a hacker/computer person of some sort and getting to meet him that way. not necessarily being in the field, but a behind the scenes person. and our relationship is somewhat private but his group notices and starts to tease him about us calling each other by our first names instead of call signs.

...and now I am feeling love for him again. It's very weird to experience but I am very excited to see him back in my life :)

(with this char... don't want to name him + make myself more obvious but iykyk)

-🪿

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[doctorluvr]

MIKES WIFE LIST

[thatsonehellofahabit]

I wanna give randy frigface a little kiss.. a little smooch just.. just a little..

[ultr4k4tty]

You know apples? You probably know this, but Johnny Appleseed's real name was John Chapman. He went around America planting apples, not for food but for cider. Some have even called him an "American Dionysus." And he was a major impact on the Westernization of the apple. Isn't that wild? That Johnny Appleseed is why we have modern apples?

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Ei and Kats would absolutely hate when I steal their sweatshirts in the morning before work cause everytime they get them back and go to put their hand in the pocket, it’s just full of hay

It’s particularly annoying for Katsuki who lets out a very loud noise of disgust, everytime

[shirogane-oushirou]

new tv room ep save me.

new tv room ep.

save me new tv room ep.

[threnodians]

all thoughts, head full of ✨aventurine✨

+ a bunch of rambling/life updates in the tags, oops

[goose-draws-it]

I really let the intrusive thoughts win on this one 🥴

Still playing around with dragon king! Bakugou’s tattoos but here’s a concept anyways

[kosmiccarma]

Karmaaaa since we were talking about self ship, tell me about yours!

lovely sera ty for asking!! ✨ [putting this under a read more bc I like to ramble haha]

I’m gonna break this down into jjk!self and selfship!! [gotta precursor this with @/killalluchihas' / @/grilledsquids' good vibes/bad juju fic is what started this whole collective brain exercise since the first couple chapters and I've been ruminating over taking bits and pieces of world-building concepts and crafting a sort of canon divergence au? while still holding onto canon's hand very gently. and all of this is open to changing ofc] ✨

jjk!self: basics: vivi, caucasian, mid 20s, they/she pronouns

country/faction: american sorcerer, pesters her personal auxiliary manager to take on missions/contracts internationally.

I headcanon that a certain majority of american sorcerers (depending on region) hand out binding vows like candy (which is mostly seen as an archaic practice linked within traditional roots / ties down their jujutsu sorcerers like cattle for slaughter depending on vow rules / also ties into how far they've gone into education for jujutsu society / various accolades that build up over their career get them fairer rates for vow rules). background: - height is 5’6”ft / 167 cm. - true neutral <3 - latin designation: 6/6 or VI/VI (read as 6, 6) - they live in no-man's-land aka florida, which has a separate function as a peninsula for america's barrier upkeep and linked ley lines. - innate technique is called chimera (shapeshifting the physical form to whatever the mind can conjure; form changes slightly depending on which nickname is being used at the time; has a partial transformation running at almost all times, cannot transform into anything from blocked memories or anything that breaks binding vow rules). - picked up RCT healing at a young age (due to the inherent healing properties of IT), was her ‘calling’ card. however has never gone through schooling to become a doctor at any point in time; therefore ‘healing’ is split between the physical mind/body and the cursed spirit/energy, and is entirely learned by firsthand and battlefield experience. - knowledgeable about international jujutsu society cultures and practices relating to healing, therapy, and contingency planning. - currently an independent front-line illusory scout and battle medic. - has her own personal auxiliary manager on call 24/7. they report to them for correspondence and mission updates/statuses back home, the only way to not be under higher-ups jujutsu society’s thumb entirely. - race-tracked through jujutsu schooling to get it out of the way. doesn’t agree with the black/white thinking that most under jujutsu society live by. is considered an ‘outcast alumni’ because of this. angers their own higher-ups because they prefer to work with auxiliary managers vs sorcerers on rotation. - pen pals with yuki tsukumo <3

binding vow(s): so far vivi has 3-4 binding vows, as follows:

#1. binding vow of never using her true name (purposefully forgot it and any relation to the name and family line, extending to forgetting family members, basically jujutsu society's version of a reverse witness protection program linked back to user). all names given are nicknames for different people. vivi is the most common one. also uses their call sign / latin designation: 6/6 or VI/VI, usually just for bureaucracy purposes. in return, coupled with loss of memories of [redacted], gains binding vow #3.

#2. binding vow of picking up languages easily when carrying a rune necklace (cursed tool) that stores said languages overtime. has to wear the necklace for at least 12 hours per day for it to be viable. suffers from dyscalculia in return.

#3. binding vow of the usage of ‘blood circle’ cursed technique (was gifted by a dearly departed friend. exchange is having memories of them erased from the mind entirely).

- user-based AOE (that cannot be turned off completely; rule 1). - anything outside of the circle has a 50/50 rate of getting hit. - anything inside the circle (besides the user; rule 2) has a 100/0 rate of getting hit. - certain variables nullify the terms (user has to consciously be aware for the nullification to work, rule 3. ie. gojo’s infinity still working within the inner circle’s space). - personal auxiliary manager has a bound machete to be used as a special grade cursed tool, which is the main weapon to be used. however, can use other items as long as previous rules are withheld.

#4. [redacted] ✨ selfship:

honestly for selfship reasons I think they gojo and jjk!vivi get on each other's radar by yuki's interference (let her have a bigger roll in this, gege did her dirty).

after a few missions together with yuki in america spread out over a year, and with vivi's insistence that they want to go abroad for missions, yuki's like "y'know one of the big hot shots in japan-" "the cult guy?" "HAHA. no. uh, not him." and then from there it's vivi and their manager getting on a red-eye flight to scope out the japan's jujutsu scene and get into contact with their jujutsu schools of overlooking any missions as an international support-based unit. and then it's working with different teams and then boom battle healer AND an illusory scout for top squads? say less. naturally gojo gets curious of how many missions have been completed lately with little injury and no deaths and goes to investigate. from there it's a cat-and-mouse game of vivi dodging gojo, their manager updating them on various factors back home, and trying to learn through the grapevine whether yuki needs to join her to beat in this damn cult leader whose minions keep popping up at the oddest times. ✨ that's all for now!! ty for reading if you've gotten this far <3

[selfship-confession-box]

i see a lot of selfshippers who age regress and have their f/o as their caretaker but is anyone else flip flopped? several of my f/os regress and i'm a caregiver to them. :)

- 🪿 (goose anon, if available)

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[thatwesternbitch]

I think that Touya would be gone more often than not before I wake in the later stages of the on/off again relationship.

I think it would just happen. Like he’d wake up, blinking at the early time glaring back at him from my bedside alarm, and be filled with guilt to be back in my bed and my life like that, knowing that it never really lasts like it should at this point. He doesn’t want to leave, he just feels like the less he’s actually around, the better chances we have of making it this time.

Still doesn’t stop him from stirring me when he does leave though, leaning over my sleeping form to alternate between firm and feather soft kisses along the back and side of my throat.

But no matter how much he wants to when I mumble out a “please stay”, he always allows himself one chaste kiss on my shoulder before he’s murmuring that he’ll see me later, and then he’s gone.