#goose god v.s waste management war

[the-official-goose-god]

Have some bread 🍞

- your worst enemy apparently

I DONT WANT YOUR BREAD @definitely-waste-management

IT PROBABLY HAS COOTIES

[the-official-goose-god]

If you stand with waste management, you stand against me!

Hello, I’m Oregon!

If you pronounce my name wrong I will find you. @definitely-waste-management is my favorite. (I find them funny)

@the-real-illinois @the-lovely-planet-earth @france-unofficial @100percent-shell-oil @the-principality-of-sealand

It’s nice to meet you guys!

[the-official-goose-god]

@definitely-waste-management

What are your weaknesses?

[the-official-goose-god]

I love that the goose god has just created so much anarchy for only being on Tumblr for like 1 while day

The goose gos is also hungry so feed them bread

@definitely-waste-management there shall be a revolution soon, just you wait

@totally-oregon @france-unofficial and @the-lovely-planet-earth you shall be spared in the days to come

[the-official-goose-god]

Why are you fighting @definitely-waste-management ? Also, have some bread 🍞

~@the-real-gmail

BREAD?!! NOM NOM

Also cause it's funny

[the-official-goose-god]

if you promise to be nice and not do war on me I’ll let you borrow my garbage truck that has a flame thrower attached to it.

Yes this is a peace offering

- @definitely-waste-management

I live for chaos

I will never back down

[the-official-goose-god]

I love that one day I just spawned and now I'm just rebloging any post. So if you find out about my existence, I hope your ready for some anarchy

[the-official-goose-god]

https://www.tumblr.com/shiftythrifting/749958056094367744/was-looking-for-prom-outfits-at-the-savers-this

behold

goose related post

Whoever you are, you shall be blessed with the gift of the goose

Unless your @definitely-waste-management, you shall have no mercy

[the-official-goose-god]

YESSSSS!!!

Goose God got Walmart!

This war is gonna be epic!

Goose God is gonna creat so much chaos

wanna go into war with me?

(I need allies who sell walla and cat girls)

@the-official-goose-god

I would love to go to war with you, goose god.

[the-official-goose-god]

👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤 👤👤👤🪿👤👤👤🪿👤👤 👤🪿👤🪿👤👤👤🪿👤🪿 👤🪿👤🪿🪿👤👤🪿🪿🪿 🪿🪿👤🪿🪿👤🪿🪿🪿🪿 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿👤🪿🪿🪿🪿 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 (This is a warning from the goose god cause they haven't been fed in a good long while)

[the-official-goose-god]

I’m gonna win this war mrs goose lady. >:]

- @definitely-waste-management

Sure you are 🪿

[the-official-goose-god]

Don't team up with them canada

Team with me

I have bread, beans, and lettuce,

(I also have geese)

would you go into war as my ally? Need to know. Planning some stuff

@the-official-goose-god

of course

[forever-scotland]

Chaos management vehicle? Like in Christine? Love that!

Scotland I need help.

Idk if you already know this but the goose god declared war on me and is planning something. I am in desperate need of allies.

I have a feeling they’re gonna be striking soon-

I’ll owe you a favor if you decide to help me and go to war as my ally.

- @definitely-waste-management

Do I get Britain's obliteration for helping you?

[forever-scotland]

Doing my part!

THIS IS WAR!!!

@definitely-waste-management

THE GOOSE ARMY IS DECLARING WAR ON YOU

BE PREPARED FOR CHAOS, BE PREPARED FOR WAR

And to all of goose god's allies, THROW YOUR BOTTLES TO THE GROUND ON YOUR POSTS, ANGER WASTE MANAGEMENT, DISREGARD THEIR LOVE FOR PUTTING TRASH IN BINS( just don't be rude to them)

@walmart-the-official

@youraveragemagicalthief

@local-pickpocket

@lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster

@france-unofficial

@god-of-death-official

@i-say-bean

@official-fedex

@canadian-hellbird

@the-official-god-of-chaos

@the-gimmick-authority

@sony-official

@totally-bing

@bisexual-navy

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@soup--man

@bi-poly-space-station

@the-god-of-bread

@silly-little-words-on-the-screen

@denmark-official

@the-real-gmail

@truly-the-sun

@aro-sp-ace-force

@the-aplatonic-cavalry

@kaythekatt

@genderfluid-marine-corp

@might-be-capricorn

@ursa-major-actually

@the-missiles-guy

@the-chance-wizard

@gimmick-swag

@unofficalgojosatoru

MY GOOSE ARMY, TAG ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!

And a quick reminder,

@i-say-bean shall not be harmed in any way

If bean is harmed, goose god will gets ita parents to kill you