#goon3

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Tbh you mentioning how unnaturally white Bucky's teeth are just leads to a rabbit hole of questions. Obviously they don't care about his hair all that much but do they have a dentist?? Does Bucky have that Hydra Dental Insurance? Is it for the obviously tortured, hobo look but like??,,, a DISTINGUISH version of it like he's been washing his teeth with baking soda and mouthwash three times a day??? PLEASE marvel i require answers this man obviously cut his hair and yet has those teeth EXPLAIN--

anon, please, i am fucking WHEEZING CHCJSNDJANSNSN HYDRA DENTAL INSURANCE!!!! omg lmfaooo

i imagine it going something like this:

goon1: the asset's hair has grown too much, we need to do something about that

goon2: right? also, have you noticed the smell out of his mouth? we need to do something about that too

goon1: well, we can't just take the asset to a beauty salon now, can we??

goon3 (one of the scientists): oh hey guys, did you know that i have a DMD as well?

which is how hydra ended up always having a dentist at disposal, so the winter soldier's targets wouldn't have to smell him from afar and be alarmed, while still not caring about his hair and just wannabe cutting it that explains how his hair looks Like That(TM) in catws, while his teeth are shining like a diamond as rhianna would say (even tho diamonds don't shine, but that's a conversation for another time).

[morrisondauthor]

Omg! Goon3 was amazing. The sign from Devon! Perfecto!

Thanks, I appreciate that. And yeah, Devon used divine intervention to help Kaldrick (hope that doesn’t spoil it for those who haven’t read) @tokyodrift91

[dre713]

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