#goofy poses cause theyre all goofy

[kenchann]

🎤🎶.

[rainyraisin]

HI RAISINS‼️‼️‼️💪💪💥💥💥 ITS FINALLY TIME YIPPEE‼️‼️‼️

It was really hard to pick winners like how the heck are y’all so incredible at art‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖🌸🌸🫂🫂🫂🫶🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺‼️‼️‼️‼️ Shaking all u Raisins around fr ILYSM!!! I��ll be freaking out over these for the rest of time YIPPEE‼️‼️‼️‼️🌸🌸🌸🫂🫂💖💖🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️

Onto the silly winners!!!

@/saldr1dd - LEM I AM CONSTANTLY DEAD OVER YOUR ART YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE‼️‼️‼️💖💖🫂🫂🌸🌸🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️ THE SHADING IS SO AWESOME AND I LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥 especially Casey’s VXKSGXKHSD the goober is focusing fr!!! Also I know it was an accident but the twins are so adorable awwww I love them. The good ending fr!!!! ALSO HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE RET!LEO LOOK CUTE WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT‼️‼️ Also also Casey’s hair is so fluffy and I will forever be dead over it/pos thank you for entering yippee!!!!

@/gingerbreadlamp - your artstyle always KILLS ME LIKE AGHHHHH THE EXPRESSIONS AND THE LIGHTING AND THE BACKGROUND AND THE POSING THEY ARE ALL SO AMAZING AND I LOVE THE FRONT FACING SHOT IT MAKES THE PIECE LOOK CROWDED BUT IN A COZY/COMFY WAY IF U GET WHAT I MEAN :DDD I love Mikey’s expression the most dvskxvksjd bro got caught fr‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥 AND RAPHS AND DONNIES ARE BOTH SO CUTE FGSKDGWKD AWWW THEYRE SO EEPY…. AND APRIL AND CASEY ARE SO SILLY/POS they are one of my favourite duos and you captured them so well yippee!!! I wish I could’ve done a duel first place because I’m literally so obsessed with this piece dvskvxksjd I’ll prolly give you a full body commission anyway just because I love this sm- Thank you for entering!

@/starlaindisguise - STARLA. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO COOK THIS HARD. I think I said all I could say when I rambled a shit ton in my story about this piece but like. AGH. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. LIVE LAUGH LOVE STARLA’S ART FR‼️‼️🥺🥺💖💖🌸🌸🫂🫂🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️ the way u draw Ret!April always brings me so much joy I genuinely consider asking you how to draw her sometimes despite being the one to design her BXKAGXKJS- I love how you layered her hair it looks so so cool‼️‼️‼️ALSO CASEY HAS THE FLUFFIEST HAIR IN EXISTENCE CHAKCVSLHD I LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT LITERALLT MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THIS DTIYS WAS SEEING HOW PEOPLE DREW HIS SILLY HAIR CAUSE ITS ALWAYS SO FREAKING FLUFFY‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖🫂🫂🌸🌸🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️ The twins are so fucking goofy I’m never not thinking about the expression you gave Raph he’s so silly BXKAGSKAHDI I LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS IN GENERAL TBH ESPECIALLY LEO’S AND APRIL’S THEY BOTH LOOK SO PISSED DSKGDKWGD THE SILLIES EVER- I also love how you draw Donnie with all my heart like AH. LOOK AT HIM. THE LITTLEST GUY JUST THE TINIEST BOY‼️‼️🥺🥺🌸🌸🫂🫂💖💖🫶🫶🫶‼️ THANK YOU FOR ENTERING STARLA!!!

Onto Honourable mentions/ “thanks you for entering”s!

@ccassettetape

@wingstobetorn

@/b333m00

Thank you again to everyone who entered!!! I hope to see you enter again when I next do a DTIYS‼️‼️‼️🫂🫂🫂💖💖🌸🌸🌸🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️

[ottoslab]

Otto please I have to hear about these ANTAGONISTS PLEASE why are they antags? What threat do they pose to others??? (Warning I'm so sorry but this will be very long)

LIKE CHLOE my gohd it's design is absolutely the bomb I I I my mind explodes. She looks like she's working with some type of dark..matter..thing she may have invented OR MAYBE she specialises in Shield Power I figured cause the super pretty purple swirly stuff u drew in its glove is the same colour as the badge from PN 1

OR MAYBE I'm overthinking it completely BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIELD POWERS cause. Space? Like she can incase herself in a shield cause you need a protective bubble like— it makes sense in my head trust. AND ITS ROBOTIC ARM IN THE LAST PIC?! HELLO??? Is that psitanium in the middle of its palm to make her more of a menace?! I MUST KNOW WHAT HER MOTIVES ARE PLEASE!!!! Chloe seems like the most threatening out of the lineup I'm guessing hrm hrm hrm...

Maloof, Mikhail, and Elka all seem like the big honcho boss men (and lady), Elka Doom being an oracle-like psychic and all that! AND MALOOF AND MIKHAIL! AAH! LOOK AT THEM THEY HAVE SO MUCH SWAGGER NFNDNXE RAAAA!!!! I feeeeeel like they would have a sort of odd "partnership" with the Psychonauts, a sort of aliance, yknow? Like how sometimes batman will team up with catwoman, smth similar? I dunno, I'd love to hear what you have in mind with all these funky little guys 👂👂pls and thank you 🙏 🤲

PIWI i am so sorry for taking so long to respond to this i tried so hard to do some funny art to go along with it bc this ask makes my brain bark and howl (positive) but im trying to save my art fight energy.

CLAPS MY HANDS TOGETHER THOUGH. These are all really good let me get my thoughts in order

Chloe and Benny are a duo! I mentioned it before in my other posts abt her, but Chloe is definitely just sort of doing its own thing, and that just happens to cross paths with the Psychonauts a lot. She’ll work with them when she can, and work against them when they try to shove her into a box with all their “rules” and stuff. Benny is her “guy in the chair” and usually stays back at the lab unless she really needs the extra hands on deck.

i really like the idea of its main power being shield!! I didnt really think about the color coordination but youre so right to be honest, and i think it would work really well for her. Aside from her shield ability, she’s not a very naturally powerful psychic. It uses psitanium to grant itself power-ups during battle, and the big robot arm is basically a super-powered gauntlet that it can harness strong psychic energy into, using it for very powerful psi-blasts and the like..

Maloof and Mikhail are similarly not very for-or-against the Psychonauts, but definitely a lot more antagonistic. But theyre pretty much the lowest threat on the list. Maloof is sort of a goofy b-plot type villain, doing “evil” for the sake of “evil”, and Mikhail is just there to make sure Maloof doesn’t blow himself up.

They’re also the “guys” that Lili knows! Like, whenever Raz and his team need some inside info or resources and Lili mentions that she “knows a guy,” Maloof and Mikhail are said guy. Collectively. Raz greatly disapproves of the fact that Lili hasn’t turned these guys into the psychonauts yet, but she thinks that theyre harmless yet useful enough to let them roam free without it backfiring that much.

Elka is. A special case. Probably one of the ones that could be considered the most objectively threatening, but her antagonistic role is much more of an extension of a greater threat to the psychonauts. She’s the “daughter” of a psychic villain, Dorian Doom, who is attempting to use the ability of precognition to make himself some sort of future lord by giving him the ability to manifest potential futures into reality as he seems fit. She’s sort of a henchman/figurehead role, interacting a lot with the Psychonauts as if she were the main brains behind the operation to shield suspicion from him.

She’s definitely given the psychonauts a lot of trouble, but I think as of recently she’s under observation after being taken down during a big fight against the psychonauts. Mayhaps she’s building a trustworthy repertoire by using her foresight to give Raz and his team little helpful hints when they go rush into missions.

She is Definitely building a very trustworthy relationship with Dogen and definitely not trying to get him to let her out of whatever observation chamber/system they have her in. It’s totally cool and normal.

[tomsreid]

carnival games - s.r.

a/n: hi so this is my first writing for spencer reid, but i actually posted this on my other blog, so if you see this fic with another name (tom), it is me, i am using my own work- anyway, enjoy!! (also theres no reid being reid cause i am too lazy to look up science facts BYE)

warnings: so much fluff, kissing, fluff again. carnivals? theyre scary idk

word count: almost like 800? probably 800

pairings: spencer reid x fem!reader

you and spencer had been in quarantine for a long time, so when the shelter in place finally got lifted, you and spencer wanted to get out of the house and do something exciting. now you and spencer arent childish, but you two had fun once in a while. 

when spencer had heard that everything had reopened he came into your shared room like a maniac. he opened the door so aggressively, the door might as well have came off its hinges. 

“Y/N!!!!!!!! BABY BABY LOOK!!!!!!!” he said as he shoved his phone in your face. you squinted and he squealed loudly, “THE CARNIVAL IS OPEN!!!!!” exhaling when he was done having his moment.

“soooo… i'm guessing you wanna go-” 

“YES I WANNA GO!!!!!!!” spencer cut you off, pulling you into his arms, swinging you around the room, the biggest smile painted on his face. 

“easy there tiger, can't have your girl getting sick on your most favorite day of the week it seems like!” you giggled, tapping his shoulder twice signaling for him to let you go. you walked over to the closet, shooing away spencer to get ready. 

once you and spencer got ready and got out the door, you hopped in your car, blasting the radio. you looked at spencer once a song that you did it to came on. he looked back at you, his left hand still on the wheel. he smiled slightly, looking in your eyes and placing his right hand on your thigh. you bit your lip and giggled, your hands starting to sweat. 

in about twenty minutes, you got to the carnival. the first thing you and spencer did was go get some of your favorite foods and drinks and sat down at a bench in front of all the rides. you looked at him, his eyes glimmering in delight, the colorful lights beaming on his face, tracing patterns mindlessly. you couldn't help but think ‘damn. i don't know where i'd be without him.’ which made you emotional. you were here. with the love of your life.

spencer took your hand and led you to the water gun game. whoever filled up their water balloon with water first won. you and spencer competed for a minute and he ended up winning. the game was rigged! he ended up winning you a big fluffy monkey. you looked at your surroundings, looking for more rides to go on. you saw the huge ferris wheel, pulling spencer to the ride instinctively. 

once you got to your seat and was strapped in, you locked arms with spencer and intertwined your fingers. you laid your head down on his hoodie covered shoulder, being careful not to get your light makeup which only covered the top half of your face due to your mask on it. when you two got to the top, you looked at each other and felt like you were on cloud nine. cloud fucking nine. the love that was shared between you two was so incredibly strong that you felt the world disappear around you. 

once you two got off the ride, you sat back down on one of the metal benches that were scattered around the carnival. a slight breeze swayed in the la night making you shiver slightly. spencer noticed and slipped off his hoodie, handing it to you. you smiled and took it graciously, inhaling his scent when it was fully pulled over you. 

your hand had been dragged by his larger calloused one, and realized that he was taking you to a photo booth. once you two were comfortably situated in the booth, you closed the small red velvety curtain behind you. when it started to count down from 3, you wrapped your arms around spencers neck, sticking your tongue out, him doing the same. once it flashed you got into a different position. 

the next position that you two posed in had spencer grabbing the side of your cheek and pressing it against his, smushing your faces together. you gave the camera a goofy smile, pinching his chin. when the numbers appeared on the screen again, you got into another pose. 

spencer held your waist and pulled you closer into him, kissing your cheek softly. your features got softer and you smiled softly as you wrapped your arms around his neck in contentment. as his lips melted into your cheek, the lights went off and you got ready for your final pose. 

you looked at spencer and leaned in, melting into his lips almost like two puzzle pieces fitting perfectly together. you smiled softly into the kiss, feeling him do the same. you could feel his grip falter on your hips, caressing your back. once the flash went off, you pulled away and buried your face into his neck. you stayed like that for a minute before walking back outside hand in hand ready to retrieve your pictures. once the two strips came out, you grinned at your boy, grabbing his hand and your monkey, running out of the carnival. 

there were more nights like this to come, especially with your boy. 

[johnnythirteenguns]

just seen justice league (this isnt spoiler free at all)

also went to thor: ragnarok for the third time to wash the taste out.

so i went to go see it for miller, momoa, and mera in that order. i was super impressed with mera. i thought they were gonna go the like easy way and give her an Accent like the amazons, but they didnt. even though her cadence was different like idk man i know very little about dc but i picked up a one-shot earlier this year where mera neatly beats the fuck out of the justice league on her own and she’s a semi-jerk who kind of hates surface dwellers and you know what for the thirty seconds we had her onscreen i believed it and she was powerful and felt like a character with backstory and i COMPLETELY didnt hear what aquaman was saying i just heard her side of the conversation

man ben affleck really doesnt wanna be here huh anyway we should recast him at the earliest convenience

also why was batman 90% CGI like fine i get it no one can be a gymnast in a 50 lb rubber suit but like every single one of his moves that required any bending had to have been cgi

speaking of which the cgi isnt like bad in and of itself it’s just typical like it’s the cgi youre used to seeing. it doesnt blend seamlessly into anything and the characters dont blend seamlessly into it. the cornfield looks fake as can fucking be and i dont really know why? what else there was another fucking weird cgi moment. anyway, steppenwolf is ugly as sin and has no emotion and is all one color and is??? generally weird looking

speaking of which. he is not frightening at all. the New Gods isnt something casual dc fans are gonna be familiar with (i am barely familiar with it) and like? apparently, darkseid was supposed to have scenes in this but didnt? anyway go see thor ragnarok which features 1) a horned villain that is legitimately terrifying and powerful, that you fully believe can do the things she does, and who is beautifully designed and 2) features glow-y eyed masses of disposable soldiers that are cool but goofy and dont take themselves too seriously but were still frightening and made for thrilling fights because you believed they could actually pose a threat to the characters they were attacking

the beginning... uh i think like three scenes of the film looked pretty good, but they looked like cutscenes. very GOOD cutscenes, but honestly... if i wanted it to look like this id have played... a video game. like, i want it to look like a real place even if it’s heavily stylized. uh but the first showdown where batman is luring a parademon out looks beautiful if fake as shit. the scene with wondy in the bank (which features a group of girls from an all-girls school... at a bank?) and terrorists wearing cheap pinstripe suits (like, this is fine! it’s nonsensical and stupid but fine it’s a comic book movie) was kind of cool because for once i felt like... maybe diana was a creative person who goes in wit ha strategy? like picking the dude up with the lasso and holding him up was fun i was like oh!!! thats not something a typical movie would do! it was the first time she felt like Wonder Woman to me (ive seen the wondy movie itself, it was... eh). uh and idk what was up with the standing on the scales of justice or whatever idk the hilarity of gal gadot on that statue which sits on top of a bank like. it was funny.

hey question what the uh... fuck was the “what are you” “a believer” line about it made zero sense in context at all

dont quote me on the order of scenes i dont remember fuck all of this movie in order because literally, the pacing was so weird. so... it was very obvious there were parts missing from the movie. not like, cuts made where you could be like oh there was something there or maybe there'll be a deleted scene no like you Knew there was stuff that was necessary that was gone. the football scenes with victor from the trailers were gone!!! i think the movie was trying to set up a really strong friendship with wonder woman and cyborg but it never really went anywhere? and i suspect because it all got cut! and i dont understand why because ray did a really good job and he sold cyborg to me so well i loved his take! 

also... i dont know if theyre saving it for the aquaman movie next year but did Arthur get a bunch of his stuff cut too? because i like jason momoa, and i like his arthur and so im sort of torn because, like, he didnt have much to do. like, he has the bit where he sits on wonder woman’s lasso of thruth and tells them all this stuff but you dont know enough about him for any of it to land? but i really wanted to know more (at some point i did give up on, this was a very passive viewing experience). my friend was saying that like literally why did they try to make arthur so Cool he’s already jason momoa he is by default cool now you can do whatever you want with him we’re all going to love him.

speaking of the lasso scene... was the entire last half of the movie re-writen and re-shot by whedon because like? the lasso scene is a whedon. the bit at the end where wondy goes “children. i work with children” is a whedon (THERE’S NO REASON FOR HER TO SAY THIS? I THINK THIS WHEN SHE HAS TWO TEAM MEMBERS LIKE LAYING ON THE GROUND AFTER NEARLY BEING BLON UP? IT WAS FUCKING WEIRD). i genuinely cant tell if all of barry’s dialogue was written by whedon or if that was ezra improvising but uh... man he’s... he needs to practice if that’s hm. if it’s just whedon i mean fine but he also doesnt have the shitty RDJ quality thats let’s him say those lines with believability.

speaking of which, going to see barry was my priority because apparently im gay for miller rn so like. uh. man he wasnt funny like there were a couple parts where he was cute and the line landed and it was fine but generally he just... wasnt funny? because the movie wasnt funny? like... idk man ezra really acting his heart out and ive said like cool i wanna follow his career and see if he does good stuff and gets even better at his stupid art but maybe he peaked with credence barebone i dont know. the first scene where we meet barry, with the flash pad and the pizza, that was good, that was funny. the bit at the prison was good. he has very soft eyes and thats nice. the panic attack is cute in the clip and the beginning like rhrgrh moment he has is good but then idk the pacing falls apart again

why is his character like this? i just dont think ezra’s... funny enough yet. (tbh i think he takes it too seriously even if he’s trying to be light-hearted man sometimes jokes is just jokes). there’s a bit where theyre digging up superman’s body and it’s JUST HIM AND CYBORG FOR UH? SOME REASON? maybe they explained why they sent the two babies but i didnt hear it and it’s literally just them two. and he tries to fistbump victor but vic is like “no” and tbh barry is annoying? like maybe u think he’s cute and an audience member but he’s uh... you can tell he’s annoying in the story and anyway then the flash says “right, racially charged” ABOUT A FISTBUMP? WHICH? LITERALLY MADE NO SENSE? WAS THIS LINE IMPROVISED? WAS IT WRITTEN? IM GONNA PUT MONEY ON IMPROVISED BECAUSE HE IS EXACTLY THAT KIND OF STUPID BITCH

if they were breaking into the lab why even bother going through the front door? barry drives the thing in (theyre trying to smuggle superman’s body into star labs) disguised a soldier (the literally most unconvincing thing, not to me as an audience member, because it was cute and funny to me,, but that a guy with THAT FACE is military like yeah sure, why did that guard believe him) but then they get to like the normal ass parking inside and the other three are standing there in full costume in full grey DC-brand daylight? are you telling me between 5/6ths of the justice league they couldnt sneak in a fucking pine box when wonder woman can lift a fucking tank on her own? like.

speaking of which uh.... superman is stupidly overpowered. like i said i read an issue of JL where mera hands every one of the justice league members their own gently roasted ass in hand on her fucking own. diana regularly kicks superman in the head. why was she not able to take him down? when theyre fighting steppenwolf for real it’s not until superman shows up that they even have a real fighting chance. they dont fight as team, they dont even fight as people casually unified in a common cause. theyre playing high-stakes legos and cyborg gets pulled away from them like three times?? and it gets fucking annoying? and then supes shows up and literally wipes the floor with him. it is so completely bizarre and stupid.

here’s a problem i still have with wonder woman: why is she so thin? the other amazons (except Hippolyta and maybe one other one) look built as FUCK? LIKE THESE WOMEN COULD EASILY TOSS ME ACROSS THE ROOM. wonder woman has serious fucking arms, where are they

also those amazon bikinis were bad. the whole styling of this movie is bad, but especially the amazons. everything is red and gold, for some reasons? the outfits dont looks heavy like armor, they look heavy like bullshit material. there is no reason for the fucking bikinis. the gold cloak hippolyta wears is??? heavy and looks like? like drapes like window dressing like thats the weight of it. additionally, there is no reason for their hair to be SO STYLED. it’s really like prom night hair it’s like shiny and muss free and always loose and in perfect clearly salon-styled curls. also, why are they so heavily made up? it’s really prominent. wondy herself has the same issue going on, she looks much more heavily made up (why is everyone’s blush so PINK, like it's distracting, is this a side effect of the recoloring process) and her hair isnt loose and doing its thing like in BVS or Wonder Woman it’s like... idk she looks really. Pretty when she’s on the field and it makes no sense.

the amazon fighting style is still ugly and makes no sense ive never seen such a wasteful fighting style it made sense exactly once during Wonder Woman

why is themyscira entirely the ugliest cgi i have ever fucking scene

why does the camera INSIST ON MOVING LIKE THAT. the action is super hard to track, the cgi is ugly as fuck (it really cannot be overstated)... i made it to about... i want to say when theyre on the way to the big fight and then the combined everything gave me a heaache that o had for the rest of the movie

i mentioned earlier that the pacing is weird the transitions are also weird. you get cuts to and from places that never fade into each other, it’s always a hard jump cut but it’s never the right cut to make? like, in thor ragnarok for example, there are a bunch of scene changes that happen via the bifrost, via people going through doors. there are wide shots that jump to wide shots in other places, so youre not suddenly on a close-up. there are a lot of people emerging from something into view, and there are a lof of people being alone in the center of the frame. it’s a very smooth and easy to watch movie. JL is the opposite of this in every way. I SUSPECT. AGAIN. THAT WHILE THIS WOULDNT HAVE BEEN FIXED ENTIRELY. THAT THOSE EXTRA TWENTY MINUTES THAT WERE CUT WERE PROBABLY REALLY IMPORTANT

the lois lane bit where she calms supes down just reminded me of the age of ultron and i quoted “sun’s going down” at my friends who were with me and they shit themselves laughing

ma kent calls lois lane “thirsty” in a Hilarious Teen Humor Gag thanks joss whedon you fucking hack

bruce wayne is fucking useless he could have got barry ANY JOB EVER and like... my god whatever.

also i still dont understand how how voice sounds like that when he’s batmanuh the after after credits scene is setting up, according to my friend, a sinister six movie. deathstroke isnt played by manu bennett so it’s fucking usless thanks for coming to my ted talk