#goofy 🥴💕 covered in hearts for him to ask you to put them on his forehead the next time he delivers pizza. he even takes his hat off for | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

doofnoof · 2 years ago

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Sun and his Good Boy Points™ /J

In a few short years, “Pizza Boy” became one of the most popular pizza places, their human like androids making fast deliveries and more profits. As you go to pick up your pizza from the front door, the delivery android seems to be nearly out of power. It asks to recharge before heading out.

#DJMM TOSSING PIZZA DOUGH WITH ALL 6 OF HIS HANDS #OKAY BUT WHAT IF GOOD REVIEWS GIVE THE ANIMATRONICS A SHOT OF ROBOTIC DOPAMINE OR WHATEVER BC FAZCO IS FAZZED UP #you leave Moon his Very First Good Review and he decides he's going to deliver to you specifically forever and ever bc that was Lovely #tbh if you gave any version of Sun a gold star he'd probably never get over it #EVERYTIME HE BRINGS YOU ANOTHER PIZZA HE WANTS ANOTHER GOLD STAR. HE GETS TWO GOLD STARS IN ONE NIGHT AND GOES FLAUNTING AROUND THE PLEX #LIKE HE'S A PEACOCK. THE OTHER HATE WHEN HE GETS A GOLD STAR STICKER BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY UNSHAKEABLE. NOBODY CAN RUIN HIS DAY AFTER THAT #BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY BEEN MADE. HE PUTS HIS COLLECTION OF STARS WHERE HE CAN SEE THEM WHEN HE'S IN HIS LIL HIDEY HOLE.#Moon is already covered in stars so you'd probably have to switch it up and give him heart stickers. he's Normal about it. he's Absolutely #Normal about having a little heart sticker being put on his cheek as a reward for scaring the pants off of you. especially if he's given an #Extra Heart for a particularly frightening performance. tho all it takes is Monty calling him Loverboy because he walked into the plex all #goofy 🥴💕 covered in hearts for him to ask you to put them on his forehead the next time he delivers pizza. he even takes his hat off for #you so he doesn't get Teased. it's as cute as it sounds except for the fact he's Very Tall And Creepy. if you ever ran out of stickers and #kissed his forehead instead he'd actually blow a fuse and be super funny about it for the next week or so. he'd start stealing breadsticks #and leave them at your door like he's a cat giving it's owner a mouse it caught.#Monty isn't about the sticker thing. he thinks it's for babies and dumbasses and he's Neither. he'd probably bend the rules to come eat #some pizza with you if you put an action movie on and had one with lots of meat on it. he's ashamed to admit he tried the thing where he #yawns and stretches out to throw an arm around your shoulder. when the movie ends or god forbid he gets called back to the plex he's Cranky #abt it but doesn't fight. luckily he almost forgets his shades on the way out and guffaws when you hold them out to him outta breath bc you #sprinted to his car to give them back to him. he stops laughing Immediately when you carefully place them on his face and kiss his snoot #and thanking him for the company. when he gets back into the plex everyone can see his tail wagging and the dopey grin on his face. Moon #makes it a point to tease him about it. turnabout is fair play after all. Roxanne doesn't even need to be called to deliver pizza #she just shows up to your house with a box and complains about your movie collection. doesn't stop her from kicking her legs over your lap #and watching them with you tho. she says she doesn't Need any special treatment bc she Already Knows she's the best. she's lying.#the best possible outcome is giving her your hoodie when she leaves 'because it's Cold out.' she'll say it's ugly and walk off with it #anyways but the second she's in her room she's putting it on her huge stuffed Roxanne Plush and holding it and you're Never Getting It Back #she'll say she threw it away but that's simply Not The Case.#long post #bug barks #bug writes #glambots

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