#goofball layouts

[littlenursepokemon]

Transgender Goofball icons

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Requested by: @skibidirizzlers

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[lovesick-saint]

brain dump anon here... could i have goofball from brain dump layouts perhaps???? thanks!!!!!!! ‼️‼️

Here you go my friend (*^o^)人(^o^*) sorry this took so long life has been kicking me in the ass as of late but I am back!

[thepitlanepress]

CANDY CANE KISSES –

↳ oscar piastri + reader

⌗ :: masterlist

⌗ :: a/n: hehehe i was in a christmasy mood + my mother randomly started watching an oscar interview today so here were aree i lowkey hate it but wtv (also i worked out the layout of my fics)

its a well know fact that you love candy canes.

its also know that it breaks your heart that the only acceptable time of year to eat them is christmas - although to be fair, christmas is also your favourite time of year as well.

and your oscar knows better than anyone to not eat the stash of candy canes you keep on the kitchen counter. the last time he tried to eat one he was shunned to the couch for the night... well until you got cold and came out asking him to come back to bed and cuddle with you.

so when oscar comes home from a day out with lando - which by the way, you knew nothing of until this morning, when you had woken up and to fing that he had stolen. your. candy cane. stash. and only left a note in explanation.

which again by they way

"needed these for a surprise lando and i are working on."

is not a sufficient excuse.

you're obviously still pissed at him when he walks through the door smiling like a goofball, thinking he's on top of the world, completely unaware that you're about to jump him with a candy cane you found and sharpened into a shiv.

"hey baby, i'm home what are we- WHAT THE-"

ok was crash tackling him the best option? no... but was it the best one running through your head right now? yes.

"you stole my candy canes!" you glare down at him as you straddle his hips - if this were any other moment the mood would be very different.

"i borrowed them,"

"you stole."

"you never share, how am i supposed to enjoy candy canes if you never let me, you're a really big hogger, you know," he looks at you knowingly.

"i let you have some!" he sends you a look. "...in controlled proportions." you roll off him and help him up still pouting. "what did you need them for anyway?"

"lando's trying to surprise his girlfriend for their anniversary and he knew you had the best candy canes," oscar answers picking himself up off the floor and walking into the kitchen, you follow him, torn between being happy for lando, and still being pissed because those were your candy canes.

"besides, if i hadn't taken them i wouldn't have been able to do this," oscar swings around and brandishes a singular candy cane in his palm. you go to reach for it but he swiftly takes it back. "i want an official pardon for taking your stash this morning, first. and then you can have the rest of them."

you're quiet.

"i want to be certain i'm allowed to sleep in the bed tonight and not sentenced to the couch."

you're still quiet.

oscar scoffs in disbelief as he turns around and starts muttering to himself about how he spent all this extra time finding the special canes just for you. and he's right, he did, you know the only store that sells those specific ones are at least a thirty minute drive away.

it melts your heart knowing he drove an hour to get you these - even though he did steal this morning - so he's most certainly forgiven.

"how about this?" you hum, and pull his hand, tilting your head up and softly pressing your lips to his.

he smiles into the kiss, possibly one of your favourite things ever, and pulls you closer by the waist deepening your sweet little kiss. only after you almost lose you footing leaning into the kiss does he pull back and gently slides the candy cane into you pocket.

"do i get a kiss for every candy cane i give you?"

"mhmm," you hum smiling and pulling him back in discreetly slipping your hand in his hoodie pocket to steal a bunch of them, jumping back and laughing as you run off.

maybe him stealing your stash this morning wasn't the worst thing ever if it meant your night ended like this.

2024 © thepitlanepress | please do not steal, use, translate or repost any of my works

[reksink]

for the ask thingy, how bout 4 or 7?

4 - Favorite iterator? MOON. NO CONTEST. She's wonderful, sweet, beautiful, and I love her so dearly I do have to say I am a bit bias because I already really love 'Summoned by tragedy but this chooses to be kind' type characters, but Moon takes everyhting I love about them and expresses them tenfold She was already nice to begin with, that's why she named herself Big Sis Moon after all, and even after all the pain she's gone through, if you're kind to her, she'll be kind to you right back. Which I find so very sweet Especially with her conflict with Pebbles. Even after all the hurt he's caused, even when it's in her right to completely cut contact with him forever, she still chooses to care for her brother. And together, while they're both still doomed, they have each other now. They're still family after all is said and done and I love that so much And I just love how sweet she is the slugcats. I did a pearl-quest on my Survivor run, and while getting all the pearl was incredibly diffcult, the pilgrimage to Moon made it all worth it, hehe. Her dialouge is so charming and is such a treat to read, and they way she talks back to the scug while reading every so often melts my heart. And the way she starts calling them little archaeologist after enough pearl reads is perfect ALSO IN GOURMAND CAMPAIGN WHERE SHE SAID 'My last vistor was even sick' I CAUGHT TEAR. SHE CARES ABOUT THE SCUG, SHE TAKES SO MUCH Also another thing I like it how she's responsive to how you treat her. Again, she's kind if you're kind to her, but if you've hurt her/if you're rude she response to that. That just makes her more grounded to me, that she's a person that's already gone though enough and she won't tolerate rudeness especially in her weakened state A run-up for a favoite iterator would be No Significant Harrasment. I will admit I haven't read all of the brodcasts yet, so I could be missing important information about him, but for now to me he's a silly goofball. A goofball that truly loves and cherishes his friends deeply and is willing to do anything to make sure they're okay I think about his Garbage Wastes brodcast a lot. How he sounds so deseprate and broken hoping for Moon to say something. For her to be okay. I also really like he's talks with Red Sev, they feel like such good friends and they're great comforts for each other during Spear's campaign. Also I have a running joke in my head that he's 'Green Zacharie from OFF'. It makes no else laugh but me, and I've expected this 7 - Favorite in-game creature? SCAVENGERS. I LOVE SCAVS SO MUCH!! Again, very bias pick because I absolutely love observing intelligent life without human (or in this case Ancients) interfence BUT LOOK AT THEM!! Scavs are such smart creatures and their animations and gestures truly reflect that these are intelligent creature worth understanding and loving They have personality, moment to moment goals, fun interacts, and I could wish them for hours OMGA I also feel to special when a scavenger/a groups of scavengers starts following me around. I feel like I'm part of a family, that the scavengers are geniunely interested in my slugcat and want just be around me or protect me Sadly my love for scavengers is the reason why I can never play Artificer's campaign. I can't bring myself to hurt scavenger, when I do it on accident I reset the game pfffff. I can't imagine the heartbreak I'd go through knowing I can't even look at a scavenger without being ready to kill it If I ever finally sit down to do it, I'd love to analysis the art around each Scavenger Toll/Territory. My goal would be to pick apart their artwork and camp layouts to see that it means about the region's cultures. Like what they vaule in their art, what patterns certain patterns could mean, what's similar what's different, the works!! I love scavenger so very much, they're so precious to me, and if we ever get offical merch for them I'd buy like 10, hehe

[infraaa]

『regarding the order for the lovely @lyforlyras— seeing as they saw the work I made entitled Seven Minutes for Longan Dragon Cookie… they sent in an order for me to replicate that for a… special red and black haired cookie…~』

苺の罪 🍓 『𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐎 𝐍𝐎 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐈』

red velvet cookie x fem!reader

baker’s notes // here’s a little gift for the customer to go along with this— this piece is heavily inspired by this song. ☺️💉🩸Also, I know japanese, and tried my best to pull kanji from the song while listening to it and translating it on my own. I used a livejournal article by user silvermoon249 as a spellcheck, as well as the original booklet.

tw // vampirism/blood play, period sex/oral, heavy sadism, degredation, bare backing, implied breeding, asphyxiation play (choking), impact play, and again, as I am infra, what a perfect opportunity to shit on licorice again! Yay! More lico slander! (Also licofait)

【cw // spin the bottle】

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

春の日、あの雪崩れの様に、止めど無く　滑り落ちて

頒-わか-ちがたい命題を掌-て-にしたいのなら

涙が枯れるまで。。。

『Like the descent of the spring sun, without end, it slips away.

If I wish to hold this inseparable theory in the palm of my hand, until the tears dry up...』

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Darkness is insufferable. That’s okay though, because these little goofballs of darkness has off days. Licorice was talking to some idol chick walking next to him, drinking a tea… when…

“OH MY GOD SKRUNKS!” Parfait squeals, causing Licorice to jump in his footing. He looked over to her with half laden shock and made sure the tea in his to go cup didn't spill anywhere on him. "AAh! Gods, Parfait... be careful with that voice. I almost spilled your drink." He sighed and stopped his walking with her as he saw her eyes agleam, her blue eyes perfectly mirroring the blue sky above. "I have an idea, like, a suuuper idea! What if we took this Arizona Tea can and played around with it a bit? Ya know, like a dating game for couples and stuff?" "Ehh..? W...What are you talking about? A dating game?" She nodded with excitement and started skipping along the pavement. She got some steps away from Licorice before she turned, raising her arms outward like the wings on a plane. "Liiike... spin the bottle? I heard that one of your friends is also dating someone. Maybe we also get them to tag along!" He stood before her and felt his shoulders slightly lurch forward, his eyebrows furrowed in nervousness. "Ah... Par.. Parfait Cookie, I don't think--" "It will be so~so~fuuun!~ Pleeeease?" With big puppy dog eyes as pure hearted as water, Licorice looked into them with his own pale yellow ones, stuttering slightly in his wording before sighing once more, taking another drink of the tea in the tallboy can. "Fine. I guess I'll join, but--" "YAAAAY!" "AGH GODS PARFAIT...! GIAH!"

They got back to the your cottage with completely opposing energies. Parfait bounced in the door while Licorice walked in like a regular cookie. "We're back guys!" Parfait chirped as she went over to you and gave you a hug from behind. "Hey babes!" You pat her handon your collarbone with your own, looking at her from the corner of your eye. "Hey, Parfait, hiw are y--" "Where's your hubby? We HAVE to get him in here, Red Velvet Cookie, where aaaare yoooou? Hehehe!" From out the kitchen window you could see Red Velvet look back at you from the side of the yard, hanging with his dogs. He gathers them and starts to head back in the house.

He walked in and saw the layout of the people in the house before him. A sluggish Licorice to his right, and a bouncy Parfait Cookie clinging onto you, his lover, to his left. One of his dogs charged into the house to greet Parfait, jumping onto her leg and barking excitedly. "Red, there you are!" "Oh gods..." Licorice muttered as he collapsed on the couch, sighing. You walked up to him and leaned against the plush cushions. "What's wrong, Lico?" you asked as you looked down at the semi embarrassed cookie. "Parfait wants us to play a dating game together, the four of us. I only agreed to make her happy." You looked back over to Red Velvet and Parfait who had turned herself around wuth a sigh. "Yeah, we both agreed to that during our walk, won't you join us? Pleeeease Red Velvet? It'll be fuuuuun!" He took his forarms and jumped, like a small kid begging their parents for something. Meanwhile, Red Velvet stood stiff as a board, looking to Licorice. "Uuh... I think the tea you got for her... made her... hyper-- Licorice come get your girl, please." He got up and walked ovet to her, taking her hand and murmuring at her to stop. Eventually, Parfait got the two of you to join, and you four found yourslves sitting on a towel on the bathroom floor, next to yours and Red Velvet's shared bedroom.

“This is so stupid, this is so stupid, this is so stuuupid!” “SHAHT. AP. LICO!” The bathroom filled with silence as the dissolution of Parfait’s voice slowly drifted off on the walls of the bathroom. “Now, whoever touches their nose lasts, spins the bottle first! Ready? Go!” Parfait chirped as she quickly put a finger to her nose. You and Red Velvet followed suit, leaving Licorice Cookie unprepared. “Oh god damnit.” He said with a sigh.

ねぇ（幼き日の）幻聴が（響き渡る）非道-ひど-い（耳鳴は）

オ・サ・マ・ラ・ナ・イ！

『Hey, (the childish) voices in my head (echo) their cruel, inhuman (ringing in my ears)

Will not settle down!』

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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play." Licorice bluntly sang as the bottle spun around on the tile floor. Ity slowed, and landed on you before hesitantly wiggling on the floor so that the cap would land on his girlfriend instead. He hesitantly looked at you, who in turn smiled awkwardly. The rules are rules after all, and you leaned forth and kissed Licorice on the cheek after a nod from Parfait gave you her permission. Red Velvet watched you with falcon like eyes during the whole duration of this awkward exchange, a sudden boil forming in his chest. After you leaned back, you looked to Parfait to see who would spin next. You all did the finger to the nose as quick as you can, and then it was Parfait's turn! She spun the bottle excitedly with the snap of her fingers. "Ooooh, dreidel dreidel dreidal, I made it out of clay!~ And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shal plaaay!~" She excitedly sang as she watched the bottle spin around quickly, slowing soundly with the grooves of the bathroom tile. Like clockwork, the bottle landed on you once again. "This bottle seems to like you." Red Velvet commented. Parfait looked at you with a sudden flush to her cheeks... chuckling to herself before leaning in the center of the circle only to meet you halfway in a friendly little kiss-- nothing too much, just a peck. You both leaned back into your positions in the circle with red faces and goofy smiles.

It was finally Red Velvet's turn. He spun the bottle and waited silently, only humming the tune of the dreidel song and was the bottle landed on Licorice, he grimaced at the boy clad in cheap robes. "AWWW! Kiss! Kiiissss!" "No." Red Velvet cut off Parfait's fangirling as he forcefully moved the bottle to point towards you. "Honey, you can't do that, that's against the game's rules--ah!" He suddenly got up from his place in the circle to pick you up off the ground and take you into your shared bedroom, locking the door shut upon entering. Parfait and Licorice heard the lock on the door click and looked to each other in nervousness. "I knew this would happen. Red Velvet is always like this." Licorice sighed, "hence why I really didn't want to do this." Parfait looked at him and furrowed her eyebrows a bit, humming in thought.

"Should we leave then? I don't think I wanna be here for much longer..."

"That sounds like a great idea."

大丈夫、少しおかしいだけだから 「誰か」を畏れる事は、もうやめにしよう？ ほら、もうすぐそこで、 Ah、 淡い死の薫りが充満-みち-てきた !

『It’s all right, since it’s just a little strange Shall we cease being afraid of “someone” already? Behold, very soon there, Ah, it’s been filled with the fleeting aroma of death!』

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"What are you doing-- ah!" Red Velvet let out what sounded like a gutteral sounding growl as he slammed you against the door, knocking the air straught out of your lungs into his own colliding into you forcefully and with fervor. You felt one of his hands graze at the skin of your waist as it trailed underneath the fabric of your top. He could smell faintly the small yet still noticeable scent that was Licorice and Parfait across your face and lips. Forcing your bottom lip open with a gesture of his thumb at your chin, you gasped as he infiltrated your mouth, seizing control of your tongue in a mere instant. You pushed at his chest, pleading for air, and when he felt you push at him, he bit down on your bottom lip. Hard. You squeeled, and pushed him away from you with a soft wince coming from your mouth, putting a hand to your now bleeding bottom lip. Backing away from you he smiled and put his hands to his hips. "You are incapable of understanding." He whispered darkly, almost manipulating the light in the room to diminish. His cerulean eyes started to creep along your figure as you started to walk around him, still holding onto your lip. "Understand?" You asked, trying to hold onto the thick blood in your mouth.

"Aggravating..." He sighed, walking towards you, your figure, trying to evade him. However before you could, he kicked your footing from underneath you, causing you to fall on your back on the bed. Laughing at you, you felt him kneel down at the opening of your legs, taking the fabric of your shirt and pulling you to sit up. "You purposefully wanted me to do this, right?" "No! No, that's not-"

"Such a bad girl..."

Your eyes widened as his mouth curled into a sadistic smile. Climbing on top of you, he grazed his thumb across your bottom lip;, taking whatever blood that was still there and sucking it off of his thumb. Sendinng a shiver down your spine, of course, but this is a side to him you've never seen. Sure, you two have been intimate before, but he's never been mean to you in this manner. Making you out to be a brat when you're not, slut shaming you for kissing another man's girl, hell even allowing that rat of a man to allow you to kiss him, even if it was on the cheek which was innocent enough to be passed on, even in game, it made you wonder... was he jealous? Red Velvet barely showed signs of jealousy or envy, he dubbed those emotions to be signs of weakness. But such emotions, albiet childish, he was feeling them hard in his gut, and he was taking it all out on you.

"You made me this way," he darkly cooed, a new sheen coming clear in his eyes. He bent down close to your face, almost literally pouring his water colored eyes into yours. "You wanna get shameless? Well baby, I can show ya shameless." He said snidely. He took his phone and disconnected his headphones from it, allowing the song that was playing on his phone to spill out into the room from the small speaker at the bottom.

あの丘で十字に、磔-はりつけ-られてる愛 磨り潰した苺の罪-ストロベリィジャム-を、ひと匙塗りたくれば－ もっと、美味しいよ！

その瞳に映るのは悦び 嗜虐-いたみ-の狭間にある「罪」と共に 飲み干して────………… 飲み干して────………… 飲み干して────…………！

『Crosswise on that hill, a crucified love Once the mashed strawberry jam of sin is spread thickly with a single spoon, It’s even more delicious!

Delight is reflected in your eyes Along with the ‘sin’ at the threshold of sadistic pain Draining you dry────………… Draining you dry────………… Draining you dry────…………!』

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"Show me more then. Give me more." Red Velvet growled as he attacked your lip in a violent bout. You squeeled into the kiss, having the air flushed out of your mouth a second time, only for the feeling to repeat a third when he spanked your outer thigh. It was damn near suffocating the way he handled you. Biting your lip again, you cried out in pain, muffled by the cushion of his own lips. He sucked the leaking blood out of your bottom lip harshly, leaving it reddened and marked. "Good. Cry. Cry more, harlot." He spat, spanking your thigh repeatedly as you let out an even louder whimper with each hit. He sat above you, still, but only for a moment. After what appeared to be a moment of thought, he slid back down, taking your bottoms with him on the way down. "Ah, honey wait!" you cried out, quite concerned. He looked to you and smiled. "Don't act like you don't want it, I know you well enough to know you do. And besides..." He whispered as he proceeded to slide your panties down while trying his best to pull the tampon you had out of you. Your eyes widened as he stared at the used tampon with jealousy in his eyes, partially thinking with his obvioously horny yet big boy galaxy brain that the tampon wasn't only used to block the blood from escaping you, but also to pleasure you as you walked around. He growled at it and tossed it somewhere on the floor. "I... you know that I'm..." you whispered, shaking in nervousness. "So? A little blood never hurt anybody."

So brazen today... you never thought you would see this side of him. He inserted a finger inside of you, causing you to cry out once more as you felt him enter you. He sighed started to quickly pump his hand in and out of you. One of your eyes closed from the dull pain slowly mixing in with pleasure, much like how sugar caramelizes strawberries when mixed about. Moaning, you tried to squirm off of his hand but, as you knew he probably would, he took his free hand to hold you still, right on your tailbone it sat as it stopped you from leaning back.

"Ah ah ah, no no no, don't you go anywhere..." He cooed lasciviously as he dove down into your soaked bleeding cunt, making you gasp out as you felt his mouth voilate your clit.

血濡れた、このエレジーの中 割り切れず、撹拌-ブレンド-する。。。 甘酸っぱい極上の血を注ぎ込めば、 倒錯者が、嗤う。。。

そぅ（戻れないよ！）表面に（拡がりゆく、）紅-あか-い（様式美） ト・ケ・テ・イ・ケ・バ！

『Soaked in blood, within this elegy Unsatisfied, stirring and blending... Once infused with the finest bittersweet blood, The pervert smiles.

That’s right, (there’s no going back!) Spreading across (the surface,) the deep red (elegant pattern) As it melts away!』

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He sucked away at you, blood smearing across his cheeks in earnest with your attempted movements to grind on his face. The delivery method of thjis pleasure was all from normal, all from orthodox, this wasn't like him at all yet, you welcomed the beast within him in open arms. You loved him. His love... at this moment, was enough to leave you dizzy. For a moment your surroundings melted away, your vision clouding due to the heat inside you. You felt your cunt however continue to fill, and as it woke you from youur ecstacy filled trance, you sighed and looked down at the red and black haired man below you slurping away at your clit like noodles, pumping away at you still. Through a broken breath, you managed to mutter, "how... how m-many fingers... are y-you using?" With a snow lick of your clit, making you moan out in a pain filled lust, he licked his upper teeth and swalllowed, his mouth and tongue crimson with the stain of your blood. "Only three," he panted, licking his lower lip next, eyeing you like a predator as you mimiced his panting and heaving, your chest rising up and down with heavy breaths. "But I can tell you loved having my fingers inside you." You moaned as you felt his digits swirl inside you, and then slowly sliding out only to ram into your blood soaked vagina, leaking onto the hard wooden floor and your panties below your feet. You screamed out in agony as he did this, feeling his sinful actions take over your mind quickly.

"Mhm... good girl. Be a good girl for me and take it while I eat away at you." He teasingly licked away at your clit once more, taking it into his mouth, sucking on it before letting it fall out of his mouth with a quiet pop. "Oh my FUCKING. GOD, you taste so good..." He murmured before taking your clit back into his mouth, growling on it like a dog at its food bowl. You felt your back arch as you felt the ridges of his top teeth graze at the sensitive organ, biting it softly. Throwing your head back at the growls he left at your bottom half. "You feel that huh?" He talked with his mouth full of you, "you feel the growls shaking through your cunt? Hm? "Mmmm... the vibrations of my throat onto your little cunt-" He felt you tighten around his fingers, your body tensing up with every pump. He laughed, kissing yhour clit. "Are you gonna cum?" He asked sweetly, the sweetness mimiced toxicity however, like a sickeningly sweet cherry syrup sliding into your mouth. You nodded shakily, and in response to that, he yanked his fingers out of you, making you whimper and cry out, wanting to feel more of his adrenaline rush. "Unnhh... Red Velveet... whyyy..." you dragged impatiently, trying to each for his blood stained hand, however he pushned you down before you could even get the chance.

大丈夫、誰も試したことがない 密花-ヒソカ-を摘んで添えれば、赤裸々に視える 二度、届かぬ祈り Ah、昏い瞳-め-に伝染-うつ-る諦めが────…………

『It’s all right, no one was testing you Once you pluck and trim a secret flower, it appears naked A prayer that won’t be conveyed twice Ah, the defeat infecting your dark eyes────…………』

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He licked away at his hand and lips like a graceful animal, almost showing some kind of twisted sign of humanity left in him. Panting, you were still ledt dizzied as you felt him mount at your entrance. "Red, please..." you muttered out in your stupor. "Red, please what?" After your glowing face blushed, your eyes watering over, he giggled and leaned down into your neck. "Say it. Say you're Red Velvet's dirty little whore and that you want my cock in you." He whispered against the shell of your ear. You grimaced and panted in response before recovering a sharp smack to your thigh. “Say it!” Whimpering, rubbing your legs together, you stutter out… “I… I’m.. Red… R-Red Velvet’s li-little whore a-and I… I-I-I wannnt hic-his cock ins-side of me..” you hiccuped. Chuckling darkly, he kissed your neck in reward. “Good girl, now say..” he prepped, taking in a breath, “I want your baaby Red, I want your baaaby, Red..�� he cooed mockingly in your ear with a high piched voice to off brand your own.

A... a baby? You didn't expect that. You both never really brought up the future possibility of children, actually you remembered that Red stated himself that he was against having kids right now given his current predicament. He didn't want to harm them... at least you thought. But why was he making you say that? Maybe he had different intentions behind those words, to make you look even dirtier maybe? To objectify you? No, you couldn't bare the thought... maybe it was a possession type thing. Yeah, that made the most sense here. It was too close to hold hands with his feelings of jealousy, it had to have been that. Nevertheless, wwith doubts spinning around your head, you once again repeated what he said, to his amusement. He let out a sadistic chuckle before sighing in ecstacy, holding onto your hips and guiding you into a mating press. You felt the tip of his cock touch you, teasing your opening, almost begging to be let inside as the tip of his cock felt wet and hot, oozing precum into you. He once again poured his eyes into yours, and pushed into you like a ram opening a door. Full steam ahead kind of vibe.

この罰に従事し、隷属-れいぞく-されてる愛 磨り潰した苺の罪-ストロベリィジャム-を、ひと匙塗りたくれば もっと、美味しいよ

あの願いを裏切れば産まれる 記憶の彼方にある光、消して 踏みはずし────………… 踏みはずし────………… 踏みはずし────…………

『Engaging in this punishment, an enslaved love Once the mashed strawberry jam of sin is spread thickly with a single spoon, It’s even more delicious!

Born in betrayal of that wish, The light that exists beyond memory disappears, Doomed to fail────………… Doomed to fail────………… Doomed to fail────…………』

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Kissing at your neck with venomous fervor, you felt him slowly pull out of you only to push back in just as hard as his initial entry. You eyes rolled back into your head is it too simultaneously rolled over, the feeling of that twisted painful pleasure once again clouded your brain in waves, cancelling out any rational thought you may have had. With your head pressed against the pillow, Red Velvet put a hand at your throat, threatenting to squeeze the warm, tender flesh of your neck. His fingers, painted the cursed peppermint stripes and animal like claws adorning his nails, squeezed gently at your throat and as he thrusted, he watched the blood gather into your cheeks, the blood getting stuck there with nowhere else to flow. The air that you once had was being stomped out of you with his monstrous hand, choking you, putting your air supply on a thread. Yet... the dizzying pleasure this brought was enough to make you hurt. It felt so wrong to let him do you this way yet... at the same time you never felt so right to be so wrong. You moaned through the little air you had, crying out as he squeezed just a bit more... just a bit more pressure there. He smiled through grunts and groans as he pressed against you, your legs pressed against his shoulders firmly. The bed started to gently creak with each foul motion you two made in synchrony.

"R-Re-ed Ve-elve-e-e-etttt...! AaAaAhhh!" You screamed out as he let go of your throat, gaining oxygen in thrushes, making you cough up. He only sped up as you screamed his name, letting it fill his ears like a serenade. Just a bit more...

さあ、亡骸を抱き Ah、 甘き死の予感を呼び戻す。。。

あの丘で十字に、磔-はりつけ-られてる愛 磨り潰した苺の罪-ストロベリィジャム-を、ひと匙塗りたくれば もっと、美味しいよ

この罰に従事し、隷属-れいぞく-されてる愛 磨り潰した苺の罪-ストロベリィジャム-を、ひと匙塗りたくれば もっと、美味しいよ

赦されずに生きてきた恥らい 遺した「傷跡」だけ、確かならば－

『So, embracing a corpse, Ah, recalling premonitions of a sweet death...

Crosswise on that hill, a crucified love Once the mashed strawberry jam of sin is spread thickly with a single spoon, It’s even more delicious!

Engaging in this punishment, an enslaved love Once the mashed strawberry jam of sin is spread thickly with a single spoon, It’s even more delicious!

Such an intolerable shame came to be If only the ‘scars’ left behind are certain-』

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That blurry feeling came back. Your surroundings melted away like jelly as your eyes crossed. You didn't even acknowledge the fact that your orgasm had came. A mixture of cum and blood leaked down your inner thigh as Red Velvet continued to pound you abused sex.

接吻-くちづ-けて────…………

『I kiss you...』

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The sounds around you meshed together, almost like you were in a cave. Red Velvet continued to pound you in. You thought he said he was going to cum, but you didn't even know. You couldn't even scream anymore. Your body completely gave into his sick, childish desires.

接吻-くちづ-けて────…………

『I kiss you...』

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You felt him still with one last gutteral groan, and then afterward you felt a torrent of hot seed flash into you. He sighed and panted, looking into your lust torn eyes. You watched his mouth move, bit it was still all gibberish you couldn't make out. You had to come down, as did he. 接吻-くちづ-けて────…………

『I kiss you...』

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His body sunk down onto yours softly with a quiet thud as some parts of his long hair hit his sheets. He started to kiss your neck, your collarbone, your cheeks, he started to kiss you everywhere... and you slowly came back down to see him cuddled up in your arms, a comfortable smile plastered onto his lips as he took in the warmth and the new scent of your breasts. You stroked his hair, with a matching smile... and you drifted off the same way he did, now one...

接吻-くちづ-けて────…………

『I kiss you...』

[grayy-dayy]

My chorus teacher hate New Year's Resolutions because usually people don't follow up with it or they do and burn themselves out within a month. So 2 days ago he made us write down at least one resolution and we're going to check back in with eachother at the end of the semester/month. One of my resolutions was to write and upload the Squid Game fics I've been cooking up in the old noggin. Everyone say thank you Mr. C 😊

Also posted this on Ao3 as "Reuniting With Your Brother by Sending a Military Raid to His Place of Work" by Gray_Day

Despite the casualty, Jun-ho could not be more thankful the crew caught the Captain sabotaging the mission. As devastating as the betrayal had been, the relief of catching their loose thread and making quick progress after was rivaling those negative feelings.

The crew had first tried to threaten him to show them the island, but to no avail. They didn't scare him, because he knew they needed him alive.

It was far too dangerous to return to land right away, considering was both dark and stormy, so they contacted the police requesting to meet them at the dock. In that meantime, they managed to fish out the body that was thrown into the ocean back onto their boat. As soon as the sun met the sky, the crew was racing back to land, relieved to find police waiting for them.

The Captain was immediately taken into custody, as was the boat and all items on it. The crews on both boat gave statements to the police. The body and drone were inspected and analyzed, and it was determined that he had both killed the man and tampered with the drone. Once it was offical that the captain would face time for murder and more in depth investigation would be conducted, he finally broke. The Captain admitted to being sent out to rescue Jun-ho, and soon after was ordered to keep him away from the island. He gave names, dates, locations, payments, all of it on the table.

"Finally," Jun-ho thought, sighing with relief, "They believe me..."

It was the next day that the police set out with the crew in search of the island. Originally, the police were opposed to bringing all of them along (with Jun-ho being the exception). But, the crew had been working on this mission for weeks. They understood what was going on and could help the dispatched officers with the finer details. And it turned out to be a great benefit that Woo-seok had been working so closely with Mr. Kim and Gi-hun for 2 whole years.

Within 48 hours they had found the island. They called in the military units they had on standby. Jun-ho had assumed they would've had more precautions prepared, but it was rather simple finding and entering the building. Maybe Gi-hun really was making changes from the inside...

As Jun-ho led the police through the haunting corridors, he felt his time as a circle guard finally payed off, truly. He had a good understanding of the layout, at least for most guards and the players, and he could recall where the VIP lounges were decently enough to arrest his... the Frontman... He was the weightbaring pillar. Once the Frontman goes down, the rest of the operation goes down with him.

Jun-ho took his boat crew and the original dispatched police with him to wander the purple halls, while Woo-Seok took the other half to find the players. He was a tad apprehensive about letting Woo-Seok lead a crew on his own.

In the short time Jun-m-ho had known the man, he found him to be a bit of a goofball and not the brightest, and rather naive, as far as mobsters go. But, he had no choice to keep his head held high and see the man's positivity qualities. The man had proven to be emotionally invested in the case after his friend's unfortunate death. He had real experience working in Seoul's more... underground ... communities. He knew his weapons decently enough and was strong and skilled enough not only to defend himself, but to protect others. Most of all, the poor man was hopelessly loyal. ("He officiated my wedding!" The man kept crying the night they first met.)

Woo-Seok had known of the island and it's games for years, even if he didn't believe it for a long time. Gi-hun, ever the paranoid one, had given them a map of the layout where players were permitted. In the end, it's like Woo-Seok was meant to help him. He could trust him to take the crew and forces to the players' quarters without issue.

His hand trailed along the wall as he guided them to what he hoped was the Frontman's wing of the building. Actually walking through the purple halls again after 3 years was a bit harder than he though. Every corner, every step appeared the same. No matter what direction you turn, you couldn't escape the mind-numbing, childish purple.

 

Bang!

 

A single shot echoed in the distance, followed by the cries of a single man.

Jun-ho ran to the noise, leaving the rest of his team to follow loosely behind.

"Gi-hun!" He called out, watching as Gi-hun was dragged away from the body of another player. Guards pointed their guns at him.

"Don't bother. The police are making their away around the building. We're surrounded by military enforcement and even more are on their way. We have a collection of evidence that this is an underground gambling ring using illegal and inhumane methods of torture and murder. As well as illegal harvesting of organs to be sold on the black market."

The guards loosened their grip on Gi-hun. He squirmed out of their grasp within seconds. He crumbled to the other player's side, sobbing and put pressure on the wound.

The Frontman watched Gi-hun for moment before turning back to face Jun-ho Even with the cold, lifeless mask, the Frontman gave off an air of defeat, raising his hands above his head. The guards looked to their boss before hesitantly doing the same. Policemen pushed passed him, rushing to arrest them.

All at once the world around him felt unreal. Maybe it was the lights, or the colorful walls, but he felt like he was in a dream. People moved in and out of his field of vision. Voices around him became muffled. His back touched the wall and he slid down to the floor. He felt like someone knocked all the tension out of his body.

He did it. It was over.

His fight was over.

[doomstarmagician]

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

Meme | @atlantean-knights

The RP itself I think has mostly stayed the same in my experience. We’re just writing all of our muses. Everyone’s styles are different and we all have different focuses when it comes to showcasing these goofballs on the dash.

But the aesthetic side has changed. People’s graphics and promos and icons and blog themes… whew papi I am in LOVE with some of the creativity I’ve seen here. I’m a sucker for pretty icons and pretty blog layouts and cool promo art. Chefs kiss to all of you who put in the time and effort to make magic with your appearances.

[red-carter]

Coffee On The Horizon World Building

Alright, so there's... A lot more that goes into this because there's more to be included than just "coffee shop". As well as more than just me and my friends. We are working on a layout for it, so I'll add that whenever we get it done!

Okie dokies... Starting off, I'll start with explaining a bit of my friends and I and the start of the shop. We decided it would open up about the middle, near the end, of HC-8. The opening takes place September 15, 2021. Location I'll explain a bit more later. We somehow got quite a crowd, and news of our shop spread like wildfire.

As for me and my friends... Here's the list and what all of our jobs are:

Melon C. Tea - Owner

Nine Diamond - Owner

Bri Walker - Assistant Manager

Fox Rona - Baker

Carter R. Lorena - Night Shift Manager

Nellie Stormcall - Doesn't actually work there, just "volunteers"

Quill Stormcall - Coffee Maker/Cash Register

Arc Solara - Mechanic/Technician

Nyx Solara - Drinks/Cleaning

Micah Kline - Drinks/Baking

Viole A. Shen - Drinks/Cash Register

Cat Pie Desert - Drinks/Cash Register (eventually just the Bookkeeper)

Enen Etrellin Amanita - Baker/Drinks (their own kind of specialty drinks)/Advertising/Media Manager

And lemme just say that... We have so many bits, on top of the bits we have because of our time together, we've just added more. Also relationships! We have three sets of siblings. One I'll leave secret until someone asks or I share the snippet of once the scene revealing it is done! As for the siblings, we've got Quill and Nellie, sisters. Then Nyx and Arc are siblings, though most aren't aware of that or just don't suspect they are. Which we all find hilarious.

Melon and Nine are married. Soulmates. Fox and Bri are soul bound and they argue a lot but it's all just a bit. We have a lot of soul bound bits and they're all so amazing. Nellie and Viole, Melon and Nine, me and Melon (more so we're just argument duo, is just a silly thing). Fox has a bit with microwaves, usually microwaving people or throwing it at them. 🤣

We're all silly goofballs who pick on each other and have fun. We of course can be serious tho, and would take our jobs as such but we prefer to be relaxed. Unless someone messes with our family. Anything more involving us, I'll answer any questions, otherwise, time to move on!

Location time! So... I don't have an actual map of the place this takes place. I do have a rough idea tho! So, big city, we're on the outskirts of downtown, where the stores are. Our building is sandwiched between other buildings with the place where Melon and Nine live together being above the Café. Servers are all connected here. In the sense of like... Anyone online can access them, or for reference I suppose, things like MCC, instead of being streamed from people's PCs, it's a live thing where people go to a stadium for! I hope that makes sense. In this giant city though, there's different quadrants, the living one (homes and stuff), gaming, music, shopping, etc. Coffee On The Horizon Café is located on the edge of the Shopping and Home districts. The gaming district is split as well, since there's soooo many games. So they have smaller hubs and stuff that lead to a bunch of servers connected to a set building or something like that (You enter a building and can choose the server you want to join, essentially).

[the-sleepy-conductor]

Random 2am thoughts: Music from OneShot makes me think of Ingo and Emmet and I cannot explain why because I have absolutely no idea why it does.

Some examples below:

The first one that made me think of them was Simple Secrets, a simple song but one of my favorites from the OST. Along with the Equinox version:

Why? I dunno. The only one I can somewhat explain is Alula:

Like, it makes me think that canonically some people in Unova are intimidated by Ingo and Emmet but once you approach them and get to know them, they're actually super polite and sweet and total goofballs and I guess this song just makes me think of their vibe?

This is rather silly but Niko And The World Machine gave me a random thought of Ingo maybe wanting to make some modifications to a model train layout him and Emmet share but it's like 2:30 in the morning and he doesn't want to wake him by turning the lights on, so Chandelure sticks with him and watches him enjoy the little trains.

There's a lot more examples but I just wanted to plop my favorites here. If you actually read all of this and stuck around, honestly I'm impressed. If you haven't played OneShot I highly recommend it- for those who like Undertale, you will also like OneShot. It's on Steam and also on the Switch for like $15, though I recommend the Switch version, it's got a little more content.

[magpies-gold]

So I think I kind of know what the endgame layout is going to look like for the ever-growing beast that is Alpha Base. Figuring out how to organize it has honestly been a huge stumbling block because it makes it hard to write and make progress on something I can’t see the entire shape of.

But. Ah. Gotta laugh.

Anyone remember when I said this was going to totally wrap up all tidy in a single book?

I’ve known for a while now that that’s not the case, but today I realized that it’s funnier than that. It’s going to be:

- TWO main books. For sure.

- a collection of short stories

- a collection of small comics

- a sketchbook/artbook

- and, at least in a limited for-friends-only (probably?) capacity: a ridiculous art project compilation of whatever goofball creations the “sequel” spawns.

…

Or at least that’s where it stands right now.

I officially do not know how to write anything less than an epic.

[hopeaterart]

For your consideration: Turtles Forever scanario between the four TV versions of the team. Plot demands they split into four teams, with each individual turtle coming from a different universe (i.e. one U's Leo, another U's Donnie, etc.) How would you divy up the boys?

Mmm...

Rise Leo-87 Raph-12 Donnie-03 Mikey. 12 Donnie strikes me as being very high strung and being in a team of laidback goofballs who do fuckall would either help him relax or make for very funny scenario.

03 Leo-12 Raph-87 Donnie-Rise Mikey. 03 Leo is just there to make sure the other 3 just don't kill everyone.

12 Leo-Rise Raph-03 Donnie-87 Mikey. Honestly seems like it'd be one of the most functioning team in my head. 03 Donnie and 87 Mikey are easy to work with, and Rise Raph strikes me as being able to handle 12 Leo and her insecurities.

87 Leo-O3 Raph-Rise Donnie-12 Mikey. I'll be honest this is kind of the leftovers when I was thinking of team layout but I think they'd be fun.

[queen-scribbles]

4, 6, 22, 31, 43 from the OC questions?

4. A character you rarely talk about?

Oh, there's a lot(I still love them). Most are from the DA fic(s) I wrote before joining tumblr, and the main one is my beloved canon Warden Rahna Tabris

What was supposed to be a one-shot(maybe two-shot) about the start of her grieving process when romanced!Alistair died killing the archdemon somehow wouldn't stop growing and by the end of it I had 665k for her, spanning four longfics, several oneshots, covering Origin' epilogue scene through Witch Hunt, ft a very slow burn, friends to lovers second chance romance with Jowan. (seriously. I think it took 100k for there to be a hint of actual romance/crushing)

I love her dearly and she is still my canon Warden, but since I spent so long writing her and only her and her story seemed pretty much done at the end of her last longfic, she hasn't really talked to me since I finished. Since that was...6mon-a year after I joined tumblr she's not as "known" as the others. (Also she's the only muse I've written in first person. So that may be a factor in why I haven't written her more😅)

6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related?

I think Jaaide and Janine would get mistaken for sisters if they were in the same universe(both blonde, they have similar jawlines/cheekbones). Which is ironic bc Jo Wyatt is my "voice claim" for Janine, to make sure I keep her with a consistent speech pattern when I write. xD

22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how?

Not mischaracterize, exactly, but I think I/other people focus more on the sweetheart/goofball side of Vikkari, when he is also extremely badass in a fight, especially after doubling down on his Mythic path after the Abyss(warpriest, man, he can kick your ass with magic OR the huge falchion he's lugging around or both). I think it's a byproduct of me mostly writing downtime scenes where he's joking around with Seelah or being really sweet with Arue(or Etain in that AU). If I wrote him more fight scenes, which I should do since I love writing combat :3, it would be easier to remember.

31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)

Jas would have the same theme I do, with sunny yellow background, some cute wallpaper-like art of butterflies as the header image, and a cartoonized/goofy version of her Official Queenly Portrait as her pfp/sidebar image. (green with the aurora borealis as header for mobile) She mostly reblogs inspirational/scriptural quotes, recipes for sweet breakfast and dessert food, and animal pictures. Nature and art for things she likes also make frequent appearances. She also posts a lot just rambling about her day, stuff she saw or did, her family/friends/Tristian(yes he's his own category).

43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess

Definitely like red hair, freckles, and green eyes, though I try to only have one or two of the three per character, not all of them(AJ and Tel have red hair + freckles but blue eyes, Jas and Tragen have red hair/green eyes but no freckles, Endrali and Trinne have freckles, Jaaide has green eyes etc etc) Also brown or grey eyes.

I like making bookworms. I love making siblings sets(*glances at the... five I have in SWtOR*), usually with a good relationship. Snark. Supportive and fiercely protective. There's a lot.

OC Asks

[minisugakoobies]

SUNNY! Hello! I have a HUGE favor to ask of you, if I may? I’m participating in this secret Santa kinda shindig with a network I’m in. And the person I received loves Bang Chan. I, for one, have not listened too or know anything about him 🫣 and I was wondering if you could give me a layout on who this Bang Chan is exactly? How’s his personality and stuff? Only if you can and or want too, no pressure! I’m just trying to do all I can to make this fic that they’ll love. 😅 but I noticed your Bang Chan fic and figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask! Lol

Ah, Whitney, that fic exchange sounds like fun! I'd love to help you out! I should let you know that I'm pretty newly obsessed with Chan, so these are my observations and might not be how other stays view him? LOL I'm sure people will chime in if they have thoughts™️ (and I hope they do!)

ANYWAY… my ramblings under the cut

Chan's the leader of SKZ, so he's got that perfectionist streak and endless support for his members - his 7 kids - like Namjoon. But I'd say he's a lot more extroverted. Charisma for fucking DAYS. Very affectionate towards others. He's a giggly boy, always smiling and joking around. Works hard on everything, including his body, which he shows off (the man's commitment to crop tops is unwavering)… but sometimes he flashes this shy little smile right after showing off his abs that KILLS me.

And leads me into his duality - he's got the hard and soft sides, can dance up a storm on stage like a beast and then turns into this cuddly goofball when he's off.

He's playful to the point of teasing - is known to say things that have the fandom going "excuse me sir?" Like he'll write these lyrics:

Start the engine and drive again tonight Drive non-stop, feel the heat inside Baby, baby, we gon' do it day and night You don't need to hold back, it's our drive

And then boldfacedly claim the song is just about driving. 🙄

Also he's got a nice ass.

I asked for some favorite videos from my fellow Chaniacs (I have no idea if anyone uses that name, haha) if you want to get a peek at him in action (and you should, because *bites fist* good god):

The Pineapple Burger Meltdown

The SASS

In another life he was a frat boy I swear but not a douchey one

He's a big deal

How could I forget this one???

Sorry, you didn't ask for a novel! The last thing I'll say is, if you want to check out any SKZ music, start with Red Lights here. (It's what got me going, wait, who is THAT? 🤣)

And now I go inhale some grass. ✌️

[carter-carpet-writes]

Coffee On The Horizon World Building

Alright, so there's... A lot more that goes into this because there's more to be included than just "coffee shop". As well as more than just me and my friends. We are working on a layout for it, so I'll add that whenever we get it done!

Okie dokies... Starting off, I'll start with explaining a bit of my friends and I and the start of the shop. We decided it would open up about the middle, near the end, of HC-8. The opening takes place September 15, 2021. Location I'll explain a bit more later. We somehow got quite a crowd, and news of our shop spread like wildfire.

As for me and my friends... Here's the list and what all of our jobs are:

Melon C. Tea - Owner

Nine Diamond - Owner

Bri Walker - Assistant Manager

Fox Rona - Baker

Carter R. Lorena - Night Shift Manager

Nellie Stormcall - Doesn't actually work there, just "volunteers"

Quill Stormcall - Coffee Maker/Cash Register

Arc Solara - Mechanic/Technician

Nyx Solara - Drinks/Cleaning

Micah Kline - Drinks/Baking

Viole A. Shen - Drinks/Cash Register

Cat Pie Desert - Drinks/Cash Register (eventually just the Bookkeeper)

Enen Etrellin Amanita - Baker/Drinks (their own kind of specialty drinks)/Advertising/Media Manager

And lemme just say that... We have so many bits, on top of the bits we have because of our time together, we've just added more. Also relationships! We have three sets of siblings. One I'll leave secret until someone asks or I share the snippet of once the scene revealing it is done! As for the siblings, we've got Quill and Nellie, sisters. Then Nyx and Arc are siblings, though most aren't aware of that or just don't suspect they are. Which we all find hilarious.

Melon and Nine are married. Soulmates. Fox and Bri are soul bound and they argue a lot but it's all just a bit. We have a lot of soul bound bits and they're all so amazing. Nellie and Viole, Melon and Nine, me and Melon (more so we're just argument duo, is just a silly thing). Fox has a bit with microwaves, usually microwaving people or throwing it at them. 🤣

We're all silly goofballs who pick on each other and have fun. We of course can be serious tho, and would take our jobs as such but we prefer to be relaxed. Unless someone messes with our family. Anything more involving us, I'll answer any questions, otherwise, time to move on!

Location time! So... I don't have an actual map of the place this takes place. I do have a rough idea tho! So, big city, we're on the outskirts of downtown, where the stores are. Our building is sandwiched between other buildings with the place where Melon and Nine live together being above the Café. Servers are all connected here. In the sense of like... Anyone online can access them, or for reference I suppose, things like MCC, instead of being streamed from people's PCs, it's a live thing where people go to a stadium for! I hope that makes sense. In this giant city though, there's different quadrants, the living one (homes and stuff), gaming, music, shopping, etc. Coffee On The Horizon Café is located on the edge of the Shopping and Home districts. The gaming district is split as well, since there's soooo many games. So they have smaller hubs and stuff that lead to a bunch of servers connected to a set building or something like that (You enter a building and can choose the server you want to join, essentially).

[jessjustplay]

First Impressions on Tales of Berseria

June 5, 2024

It’s me and my standard issue iMac keyboard against the gaming world. ⌨️

I’m back to using my computer because I’m playing Tales of Berseria! I’ve played 4 hours, so here are my first thoughts:

• I played Tales of Zestiria before this so the layout in this game looks and feels familiar - I love Zestiria very much btw.

• The main character is most definitely NOT Sorey 🥹 (I miss that goofball) but Velvet is cool.

• The battle system is more fun in Berseria!

• The story feels dark and poetic, I’m intrigued.

• I want to see more of Magilou, hopefully she joins the party! Her voice sounded SOOOO FAMILIAR, I thought “she sounds just like Jessie from FF7R” and I was right. Same VA. 😁

• So far the worlds I’ve seen are really detailed and pretty. The glistening snow and wind effects are so nice!

• I like that the equipment tells you how far along you are to mastering the skills and also that you keep the abilities/skills even after unequiping them. Reminds me of FFIX.

• The skits are great and they seem more dynamic with the way they roll up the screen, like a movie film roll. 🎞️

• Overall, I’m enjoying the game so far. 🩷

[thepenguinhbo]

📱, ☠, 🎥?

OUGH did u kno this new tumblr layout doesn't show u a new message bubble : (

📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen

lycherally the least shocking thing ever:

☠ Something that angers you

when people woobify the version of my man penguin from TAS and/or the comics to be a goofball, rather than a bloodthirsty maniac and a criminal mastermind!!!!!! it's all bc of his physique, and it pisses me off, bc his entire thing is that he hates being underestimated. he hates it to the point of killing people who do that. and i, for one, thing that's very cool of him to do <3

🎥 Fave film

honestly intersect (dir. gus holwerda) had kind of became a comfort movie to me at this point. yes, i did initially only watch it out of my endless love for jason the man, and yes it is flawed and imperfect, but at the same time it was clearly made with lots of love and passion, and it shows. even the kid actors are great - because they're so eager, even when the writing leaves a lot to be desired. also i grew to be a little bit obsessed with the character abe ruthless (dunno if it's his real name, don't care, it's badass, and abe is a cool guy and my mutual on insta lol) plays, which has some really fun tragic time loop thing going on. so yeah i suppose this is my current fave.

that is, until the next project by gus comes out, which apparently is going to be an eldritch horror western story, and i am so fucking PUMPED for it. when it comes out, i'm going to devour it frame by frame.