#goodest perfect angel dog who has never done anything wrong in her life

[salternateunreality2]

Potassium has had a tumultuous day.

Salty's housemate over text: Salty, please keep an eye on the bread chunks* I cut up and left on the dining table. I know Potassium never does this, but just in case...

Salty: *was dead asleep after a long day at work*

Salty: *wakes up, sees text* Ah yes, ok. *Checks bread chunks*

Potassium: *innocent angel guarding the bread * 😇😇😇

Salty: Hi Potassium! Are you being a good dog?

Salty: Let's check this bread...well, one pan looks perfect, and it's weird that the second pan has A PERFECT (I SHIT YOU NOT, PERFECT) RECTANGLE OF OPEN SPACE AT ONE END, but I'm sure Housemate-chan has her reasons. *Steals a chunk of bread* *from the rectangle end***

Potassium: 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Salty: Good dog! You guarded the bread so well!

Salty's glasses: WEAR ME MORE OFTEN

The table: SALTY I HAVE CLAW MARKS ON ME CAN YOU NOT SEE THE CLAW MARKS

Salty's glasses: WEAR ME

Salty:

Housemate-chan retuned home and asked everyone if we had taken a I SHIT YOU NOT, IT WAS A PERFECT RECTANGLE, NO SPILLAGE OR WOBBLY EDGES, THE PAN WAS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT TOO, perfect rectangle of bread chunks. We all said no, except Potassium.

When we called her over and asked if she knew about this, she suddenly found the other room to be Very Interesting, and the table Not At All Interesting.

We have concluded that an evil cat snuck in, poisoned her so she passed out, stole the bread, and left without a trace other than the claw marks on the table.

*I think she is/was planning to make bread pudding, and it helps if the bread airs out and gets a little stale??? Idk I hate bread pudding.

** ew ew ew I ate dog cat slobber bread and thought it was weird but I was hungry and just kept chewing ew ew ew