#good luck to both teams 👏

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Psst, I have an artfight set up 🙈

Featuring an ooooold old OC I had since I was like... 9, I think, with a design revamp, so say hi to Luna ;v;

ArtFight page is right here!

Templates are under the cut:

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You Would've Done It Too

Ollie Bearman x Verstappen!Reader

SMAU

We all know Mad Max, but what if his younger sister is worse? And what if her on track enemy isn’t always that?

HEAVILY inspired by: Enemies or Lovers by @claypgeon and DR creators on tik Tok for radio ideas

f2updates

liked by user3, user91, user93, and 917,828 others

f2updates: Y/n Verstappen and Ollie Bearman made contact at todays GP. Both drivers are well, but forced to retire their cars

tagged: no one

user1 now this is real racing

user2 im glad that Ollie is finally giving Y/n's aggression back

user3 right?? Verstappens gone too long without someone humbling her

user4 I hope she can be tamed like Max and really put her drive to good use

user5 you know they’re both pissed

User6 these post race interviews are about to be HEATED

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f2updates

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f2updates: Y/n Verstappen and Ollie Bearman's comments on the incident today

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user1 lmao Y/n and HITECH can whine all they want, all Ollie did was exactly what they've been doing to the grid all year

user2 the jabs at each other give me life

user3 I live for this rivalry

user4 yes Ollie 👏👏 humble her

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f1

liked by: carlossainz55, user5, Olliebearman, and 927,828 others

f1: Prima driver, Ollie Bearman, will replace Carlos Sainz this weekend

tagged: prema_team, olliebearman, scuderiaferrari

user1 I wonder how y/n is feeling about this

user2 why bring her up, this ain’t about her

user1 because she's been negotiating with different teams to get a contract and try to drive in a free practice but now Ollie gets to race for Ferarri before she gets any of that

user4 and he gets to race against her brother, something Y/n has publicly said she misses and prays to do again

user3 Y/n isn't any better at racing than him, id argue they're equals, nor should she get special treatment because of Max so she can wait her turn

user5 ahhh I can’t wait!!!

User6 I’m gonna miss Carlos this weekend 😭😭

user7 please please please Ferrari have a good strategy for him🙏🙏

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f2updates

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f2updates: Y/n Verstappen commenting on Ollie Bearman's temporary move to F1: "It's truly an amazing experience (to drive F1). Ferrari sees something in him, so best of luck. I've defiantly noticed a lack of headaches this weekend."

tagged no one

user1 the was she still has to make a snarky comment

user2 I mean they are rivals 🤷‍♂️

user3 most civil I've ever seen an interaction between them

user4 I don’t understand why someone went out of their way to get a comment from her, let Y/n race and comment on herself and let Ollie shine without dragging the mood down by asking his rival for a statement

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Pre-Race

Post-Race

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ynverstappen: That's how you do it the HITECH way

tagged: paularon_

user1 ig we don't need to ask how she's celebrated the win

hitechgp perfect 1-2 weekend!!

maxverstappen why the last slide

ynverstappen I had to inform the people of my opinions

Maxverstappen anyway, I’m so proud!!

ynverstappen 🫶🫶

Carlossainz55 congrats on p1 little-stapppen

Redbullracing performance so good we were left speechless 👏👏

user2 as much as I love a good rivalry it was nice to have a gp where Y/n and Ollie weren’t fighting and making digs at each other

User3 I agree

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olliebearman

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olliebearman: P3 for my little buddy 🧸

tagged: no one

user1 awww the bear

user2 always a good day when we get a Y/n and Ollie podium

user3 its the only time they're ever civil when near each other

Prema_team very proud of your performance 🤝

user3 help im jealous of a stuffed bear

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f1

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f1: Y/n Verstappen has been called up to replace Williams's Alex Albon this GP! She's already been seen in the garage looking right at home

tagged: hitechgp, ynverstappen, williamsracing

williamsracing we can't wait

Alex_albon she's gonna smash it!!

user1 please bring Williams back to the glory days

user2 Verstappen? Nice try, welcome back Nico Rosberg

user3 she looks so good in blue

user4 Y/n lead Logan to the podium

user5 yes ma'am 👏

user6 give Max a run for his money

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f2updates

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f2updates: for her free practice session, Y/n Verstappen has run into issues with her car

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user1 her radio killed me: "Um guys somethings wrong I don't think the car likes me very much"

user2 looks like she's causing as many problems there as she does here

user3 please please please I NEED Williams to sort this out so she can still race

user4 she handled the situation very calmly and professionally, very impressive

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f2updates

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f2updates: Ollie Bearman comments on Y/n's absence after his race: "Very unfortunate to have troubles so early on. I guess the car could tell she was a hot head haha. I know all of us drivers are hoping the problem clears up"

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user1 I wish they would stop bothering the other for comments, if the situation doesn't involve both Y/n and Ollie then they shouldn't make a statment

user2 exactly it feels like the media is trying to get them to lash out at each other

user3 exactly they aren't friends, but they don't go out of their way to cause problems and people need to realize that

user4 yk he felt so pleased with the hot head joke

user5 "I know all of us drivers are hoping the problem clears up" he's trying so hard not to get into it with pr

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ynverstappen

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ynverstappen: Williams, what an honor it was to be chosen to drive for you this past weekend! I hope I've shown my appreciation through my performance and actions. Alex, sorry for almost ruining your car, get well and kick ass next weekend mate!

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maxverstappen1 you were amazing! I'm so proud

ynvserstappen ❤️❤️

landonorris very impressive battle we had!! still pissed I lost to someone who overheated the car her first lap but yk

ynverstappen thank you for putting up a fight! so happy to beat you Mr. Nowins user8 I need more public Y/n and Lando interactions

user1 the purple helmet ate

user3 its so funny to me that she just happened to get called up the weekend she had a special helmet

user2 lmao she saw the Nico jokes

ynverstappen had bestie hunt the jacket down for the bit (its now my favorite piece and I will live in it forever, thank you Britney)

user4 someone tell her she showed her appration and more

user5 right- she gave Williams their highest qualifying and ending positions

user6 since Logan is leaving can we get her on the grid next year

user7 if you want to rush her and have her burn out like Logan then sure, but I say just give her a contract and get comfy in F2

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ynverstappen posted a story!

caption: to quote the note left, "they're crochet so you'll remember this weekend forever"

replies:

paularon_

seems like he knows his stuff

I cried

maybe its time to put these ruse behind mmh

don't take my fun away from me

and he really does piss me off

oh I know

I just don't know how he still puts up with you, mini max

hey max was worse

are we sure??

bff_username

ugh what I wouldnt do to have what you do!!

it really is the best

I mean he puts up with your shit better than I do

ok now first Paul and now you

you know im working on it, getting all the Jose out of my veins takes time

and im so proud of you for it

maxverstappen

who.

bff/n

thats a lie

you wouldve tagged her

who.

overprotective much 🙄

im your older brother its my job, now spill

I will at dinner in a few days

f2updates

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f2updates: in what felt like a rendition of the Norris-Verstappen insident, Y/n Verstappen and Ollie Bearman had a collision in their battled for 2nd, behind Paul Aron in first. The collision caused both to lose significant places in this race, but both were able to return

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landonorris wannabe @/ynverstappen

ynverstappen fuck off Norris

user1 welp cannot wait for the media digs from this

user2 there goes our time of peace

user3 at least this time it was clearly Ollie's fault, I mean he pushed Y/n off

user4 bffr it was a defenive move, maybe she should have stayed straight rather than turn into him? user5 turn into him?? Ollie kept changing his path in turns before and did it again here, all Y/n did was stay on the track rather than turn off

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f2updates

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f2updates: Y/n Verstappen and Ollie Bearman's comments on their collision today

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user1 praying for every f2 driver tonight that they dont run into each other in the hotel or else I fear it may end in a screaming match

user2 just once I need these two to be able to swing on eachother

user3 it'll settle everything once and for all

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ynverstappen

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ynverstappen: he's hot, you would do it to

tagged: olliebearman

olliebearman I love you schat

ynverstappen I love you too!! Best (almost) year ever, love

user1 im sorry its almost been a YEAR

paularon_ finally im free from this torture

kimi.antonelli you can say that again

ynverstappen nah he's still my #1 opp

olliebearman no one pisses me off quicker 🫶

maxverstappen1 I dont like you. you're not good enough for her. you never will be. I'll personally carve out another appendix so I can't drive you into the barrier if you ever hurt her. y/n you're learning to back flip right now.

ynverstappen a bit much?

olliebearman nope perfect amount, I understand very clearly

landonorris max almost passed out

landonorris please post more im enjoying myself

user2 LMAO LANDO

user3 this was not on my 2024 bingo card

user4 kinda upset we'll never see them swing on each other

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olliebearman

liked by ynverstappen, kimi.antonelli, user1, and 844,294 others

olliebearman: only person id wear red bull for ❤️

tagged: ynverstappen

ynverstappen only person id wear Ferrari for 💙

olliebearman forever grateful 🫶

carlossainz55 im hurt

Charles_leclerc me too

maxverstappen1 Y/n take that off and burn it now.

ynverstappen no 🫶

user1 im crying they work out together 😭

user2 I just wanna know when that second picture was taken

olliebearman before she got caught leaving the Ferrari garage

ynverstappen and y'all believed the outfit change 🤣🫵

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hitechgp and prema_team

liked by ynverstappen, user45, kimi.antonelli, and 834,253 others

hitechgp: I guess we're related now or something??

tagged: ynverstappen, olliebearman, paularon_, kimi.antonelli

prema_team family karting day??

user1 not neither team knowing what to say

ynverstappen so fun!!

kimi.antonelli no not "so fun" so scary you almost killed us for the win

ynverstappen and I looked good doing it

olliebearman yeah you did 😍

paularon_ bring back the Ollie that would've cussed her out over that

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yourinstagram jack says hi daddy, i miss you

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username jack looks already sm like lando omg

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username3 lewis + fernando interrupting her interviews to scream about her winning 🥹

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user1 not related but joão felix liked her post

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Austria 2018

-Shortest circuit of the season

-Mercedes have won here since 2014! And have a front row lockout again!

-Championship battle between Seb and Lewis again

-Very random but the graphics are better this season

-Ooh Valterri has pole!

-Oh? Daniel’s 29th birthday? Nice!

-Carlos is in Renault!

-Pfft apparently Ocon and Gasly are already clashing (they’re not even on the same team yet)

-Charles Leclerc is here this season!!!

-I’m looking forward to seeing his old races

-Fernando starting from the pit lane (Maybe I’ll actually see someone start from there this time)

-“Lance Stroll who is a traditionally very fast starter” Is it the Aston Martin that sucks then?

-“Only 2 drivers have ever won a Grand Prix on their birthday” who??

-George Russell!!!!

-Ohmygod Kimi had such a good start and then he lost it!!

-Both the Ferraris going wide

-Can I root for Nico having a good race this time or is that a lost cause?

-Charles going up 3 places 👏👏

-Oh no he went wide! He’s p19 now! (I may have jinxed him 🫣)

-Toto’s reactions are so emphatic

-Not me focusing more on Charles moving from p19 to p17 than focusing on whatever is happening out in the front

-“Nico Hulkenburg in trouble I think there” NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! JUST WHY!

-I hate this Renault

-Sigh, at least let Sainz pick up a point or two

-Oh no! Valterri retiring too??

-I’m sensing that the cars did not in fact get better in 2018

-Stacking pit stops for one team looks very cool

-Yay Sainz in points

-New season and still no radio subtitles, the disappointment is real

-Ricciardo p3!! Red Bull 2-3!!

-Kimi locked up so many times this race

-The Williams and Sauber look so similar

-Fred Vasseur is Sauber’s team principal? No wonder Charles works well with him now, he basically debuted under him

-Lewis running out of power too?

-Just learnt about blistering in real time. Really wish I didn’t learn about that through Daniel Ricciardo’s tires

-Sainz has dropped to p17, my curse on Renault worked a little too well (It was supposed to avoid you Carlos, I’m sorry)

-I’m going to be so sad if Daniel loses p2 on his birthday

-Big sigh

-That was a smooth overtake by Vettel on Hamilton

-Ferrari 2-3 now

-James Vowles: “Lewis, sorry. I have thrown away the win today but you can still go back up there, I believe in you”

-If I was Lewis I would so curse the man out

-Oh come on, let the Ferraris race

-I’m going to be so annoyed if the team just makes them swap positions without letting them fight

-“What about Max Verstappen?” “Is he still in the race?” lol as he leads 7 seconds ahead

-Oh Charles in p13

-p12

-“I’m feeling good so don’t worry” At least Max is having a good day

-Haas is having a good day too, which is really weird to say, but I hope they have a good day at COTA 2024 too

-Oh for god’s sake, Red Bull was supposed to have a better car this season, why is Daniel out rn, on his birthday too

-At least Charles is in the points now

-“We are not okay, we are not okay” I see the Toro Rosso has not improved at all

-From a Mercedes 1-2 to a Red Bull 1-2. If Ferrari manage to overtake Max, it would be a Ferrari 1-2.

-That would be a crazy race run

-“Unless, if the two Ferraris and Red Bull blow their tires up now, Hamilton might still have a chance here” Now that’s a tall order

-Nice move there from Checo

-Woah cars up to p5 have been lapped

-Oh no Charles out of the points again

-* gasp * Lewis actually lost power! No way!

-Who put a curse on the Mercedes this race??

-My only consolation, once again, is that this means Charles is back in the points

-p9!

-“They’re looking maybe for some divine inspiration to help Max Verstappen to win the race here” yes me too

-“I think he should keep that rear tire if he wins this Grand Prix, make a coffee table out of it”

“Kiss it for good luck maybe”

Oh these guys think they’re so funny

-One more lap, ohmygod this is stressful, I can’t believe I’m worrying about tires, what has life come to

-Come on come on come on

-Let’s go Max!!!!!

“Aah this is amazing, in front of all those fans, in the Red Bull ring, with a Red Bull” yesss let’s go!

-Aww the mechanics just pulling him into a group hug

“Your fourth Red Bull victory. It felt like your first now with Kimi Raikkonen chasing you down till the last lap” That’s such a good call back

-The last time Mercedes had a double mechanical retirement was in 1955- that’s crazy. They really did get cursed.

-They’re all so cute on the podium

-Adorable fr

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

Hellsing Rewatch: Episode Three Thoughts

One | Two

I loooove Pip

My favorite thing about Hellsing is that Dracula the novel has canonically been published in it. How did that happen! Why! Did Van Helsing commission it?? Are they meant to be genuine entries of their journals as a found footage thing?

It’s really funny and appropriate that the Wild Geese are like lmao monsters?? But also if I was a mercenary taken to this shady ass mansion with its own barracks etc I’d just believe any insane shit

Rip Iscariot letter Not Bomb stamp, you will be missed

Integra and Alucard both having a taste for the ugliest possible hats

Maxwell is SO extra he’s crushing his own glasses! Sir you need those!!!

Andercard 💖💖💖💖💖 They’re so fucking insane I love them

Also does this museum have no security? Is no one like uh. They’re drawing guns here.

AGDHFHFHGF Alucard grumpily going back to bed, does that mean he was asked to accompany them to the museum or was he just being nosy?

It’s SO FUNNY how Maxwell is Anderson’s boss now, he’s practically his son

HDJFJFGHDD REMEMBER MAXWELL MAKING INTEGRA SAY PLEASE IN THE MANGA

Why does Maxwell sound so proud when he reveals that the Vatican helped the Nazis 🥲

It’s so so so funny that Major and Dok personally showed up to the museum to watch all this discussion go down and also WHY IS DOK BLOODY AND WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT

What does Alucard mean that only Millennium, Integra, AND HIM are crazy enough to enlist the undead as soldiers. Are we talking level zero or something else????

Also lol. lmao. Walter acting like he doesn’t remember Millennium

HOTEL TWINK HIIIIIIII

Alucard did NOT need to do that poor twink right that, he changed his fucking life. He will never be the same

I looooove the shot of Alucard walking into the hotel room with the rippling air around him

“With any luck they’ll not only dig their own graves but pay for the funeral as well” fucks tbh. It’s a really good line

The spirit of Harkonnen being like “Something terrible is about to happen” and it’s really just Alucard waking her up.

I love Alucard subtly correcting Seras saying “Good morning” with “Good evening” but also like idk taking the moment to respond politely despite being like “btw SWAT team here to kill us.” He also waited a REALLY long time to wake her tbh

I’m generally ambivalent to the gun spirit dream sequence shenanigans but the choice to have such a light silly scene before the absolute carnage that is the Rio hotel fight is such a good tonal shift.

Rio sequence my beloved 💖

I love the beat when Integra questions if Alucard is going to show any restraint or like moral qualms at all in the face of adversity and Walter reminds her that he’s a monster. It definitely has the tone of a conversation they’ve had before.

Alucard’s so mad at the soldier committing suicide like I WANT THAT OUT DAMNIT

He’s having such a meltdown!!

“This is just the way it is” is it tho 🤔

Oh no the Rio call. In front of Walter’s salad

I think the Rio call (where Alucard is doing all this grandstanding about being a monster with zero remorse and needling her about potentially not being up to making a tougher call) is actually really interesting after him reacting so strongly to the one soldier killing himself, and then seeming to lose his own resolve a little bit when he realizes he’s been so harsh to Seras.

Walter like “I’m only the butler… I an not engaging with this shit”

Elevator sequence 💖💖💖💖💖 It’s truly really good nonverbal storytelling

I love that Major monologues so much that no one’s even trying to talk to him, they know he’s just going to keep going.

“I’m called the Dandyman” and Alucard’s like. Did I ask.

“There’s absolutely no reasoning with you people” WHEN DID YOU TRY TO REASON WITH THEM

Pip 👏 gets 👏 shit 👏 done 👏

The show does such a good job establishing just how gross and disgusting Alucard is

Oof the arm scene 😬

The one panned out shot where Alucard’s drinking from Alhambra and his proportions are so fucked that he looks like an Adventure Time character

Alucard making Pip on the fucking hijacked helicopter with a gun to the pilot’s head while he monologues 😭😭

It’s so funny how seriously Dok takes everything whereas Major is just like “Hell yeah!! Mayhem!!!!”

Dok’s still bloody omg, it’s also all over his coat like front and back? Did he deliberately just splatter it for edgy aesthetic purposes?

I NEVER noticed that young Walter was placed with the Millennium characters in the end credits. It’s crazy that they have that so early lol

[intheticklecloset]

Hey hey👋🏻 I’m really curious, so far, which characters are you liking from seraph of the end? I love that anime and seeing you liking it too makes me smile☺️

Oh goodness - most all of them! I love Yuichiro as the main character of course; he's just great and his character development to where I'm at now has been fantastic! I do keep hoping for more of Mikaela, though. I'm sooo curious about what the heck is going on! 😂 (Side note: Justin Briner as a character that's decidedly NOT the typical hyper happy characters I'm used to from him (i.e. Deku and Luck) is very different but he's honestly completely killing it??)

But you know, I also really like Yoichi (absolute sweetheart!) and Kimizuki (Ian Sinclair DOES NOT MISS 👏). I'm torn between which of the two gals on the team I prefer (if you know you know) because they're both great as well!

And I'm highly sus of Guren. 😑

But I'm not done yet! Just over halfway through so far and I honestly have more questions than answers at this point but it has been a RIDE and I'm LOVING IT!! 🤩 Thank you so much for asking! I've been wanting to fangirl about it so bad!!

[leqclerc]

ferrari biggest mistake was letting vettel go for sainz. vettel got a bad rep in 2020, but if sainz was there he would be worse. and like lewis said in that one interview , the progress ferrari did with the car is a lot thanks to vettel. they let go an experienced driver who was a great help to develop the car for what? I still don't see the advantage of sainz.

My delusional Seb/Charles Ferrari lineup stan merchant ass: 🫡👏

Without getting into the technicalities of why that relationship ended how and when it did, I'm gonna go full self-indulgent delusion here for a second and entertain a completely hypothetical scenario.

There's been a lot of talk about how Seb prefers his cars set up and behaving a specific way and that he can't perform at his best if he's not getting that, whereas Charles is more adaptable and can do more with a car that's being difficult. And obviously there's his preference for oversteer. But... Carlos prefers understeery cars? 🤔 Based on the upgrades and tweaks Ferrari brought last year which were more to Carlos's liking but arguably made the car less competitive, you can see that they didn't go for a driver whose preferences for setup and car behaviour align with Charles's. So already that's not much of an improvement over Seb and what he brought to the team. ❌

Is he less "mistake prone" than Seb? Arguably not. I mean, Sainz In Gravel became the reincarnated version of Sbinalla last year. He also had a fair number of unforced errors and collisions with other drivers. Which, sure, it happens sometimes, you get punted off and there's nothing you can do about it. But still, I don't recall Charles tangling with drivers in the same way, especially during race starts, and he had the reputation of being a "grid terrorist" just a few seasons ago 🤔 And if you watch Charles's onboards regularly you know that he's had people locking up in front of him and doing all kinds of shit and he avoided colliding with them. Oh and also if Carlos has poor starts that's down to [checks notes] the car???? Because of course it is. Our????? Bro you mean your 😭So again, not a massive improvement over Seb. ❌

Team orders... that's an interesting one. Because Charles and Seb sure had their moments in the past. But something that isn't really widely acknowledged is that Seb was on the receiving end of a number of unfavourable team order decisions in the last two years. He was frequently told to hold or swap position with Lance whenever the cars were close, or explicitly told not to fight Lance for position (even when you're fighting for peanuts, really? Lmfao good luck to Fernando). And really most of the time he was level-headed about it and obeyed. Even with all of that working against him (lbr Aston's strategies weren't masterclasses either) he still managed to outscore Lance. And he did two races less than him because of early season Covid. Mic drop.

Obviously he's a seasoned and decorated driver and he has his own ambitions but... I really like to believe that if there was a chance, one as promising as last year, for them to bring the championship back to Maranello they'd work together pretty well. Winning races in a competitive Ferrari is probably better than being stuck in the midfield. You could see he still had hunger and passion in him, the way he was fighting until the literal finish line with Kevin and Fernando last year... his racecraft is still there. ✔️

Also, he's incredibly intelligent and gives in-depth feedback, especially on technical matters. AM's Performance Director has credited him for pushing the team forward in every aspect and it's been said that a lot of strengths of the seemingly improved 2023 car are down to his contribution. ✔️

Idk man, they both love Ferrari so much, even when things go so fucking wrong, and they really deserved to be the ones restoring them to former glory. Logic and reason aside I would've loved to see Seb in the F1-75. Like, fuck. 😭

[on-till-morning]

Welcome to good omens meta and thank you 👏👏👏 What a well written and brilliant analysis! This theory I find the most plausible thus far in the Aziraphale Lied camp.

I am still on the fence about whether Aziraphale’s character arc has come as far as the minisodes on their own imply (following the clear trajectory from ‘heaven is always right because it’s heaven’ in Job to ‘Crowley and I and life exist in shades of gray’ by 1941), which I wrote about at length here, and can sum up with:

While we are shown Crowley having some kind of powerful realization moment (and I had not thought about it being he realized they’re safe to openly love each other and now 100% resonate with that thank you for that insight!) and are shown him take action on his “one kiss and we’re good vavoom” belief, we have not yet been shown Aziraphale’s “and then they realize they had misunderstood each other and were actually in love” belief structure play out. My theory has been that Aziraphale is not as healed as we want him to be from heavens influence, available to be manipulated by Metatron and his misunderstanding of Crowley comes from thinking he would want to be an angel again because he was so incandescently happy as an angel - not to mention he just saw Jimbrael and Beeze have to run off to be together (from what he knows) and if they’re both angels they’re in the same place and together and safe. And Crowley misunderstands that Aziraphale is not choosing heaven over them but trying to keep them both safe and giving Crowley what he thinks he wants.

But this theory above is also a misunderstanding, and the logic makes sense to me. The “Aziraphale lied” theory wasn’t landing for me fully because I just do not see a criminal mastermind actor extraordinary deliberately driving his beloved away for his own protection when I hear the bewildered horror in his “good luck?!” as Crowley begins to walk away, or the panicked desperation in “I need you!”

But him “lying” not because he’s trying to drive Crowley away but instead because he’s trying to say in code “guess what heaven made us both a greeeeeat offer wink wink actually we’re both in serious trouble better stick together like the old times and work this out as a team, don’t say anything that’ll give the game away like a big romantic declaration rn and let’s put a good face on this whole thing because Metatron is literally watching us through the window fine everything’s fine!” and not quite knowing what to say to get this point across clearly and then not knowing how to redirect things when he shoots for Crowley’s mouth and hits way, way past his ear, this I find plausible.

A Nightingale Sang in 1941

This is my inaugural meta (yay!) Eventually I will learn how to add gifs and whatnot to make this more interesting but today, I give you a wall of text.

I need to give credit where credit is due to three existing metas that I’m drawing upon heavily here:

A speculative continuation of the 1941 story, which includes an almost-kiss while “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square” plays on the gramophone,

A behavioral analysis of Aziraphale during the S2E6 finale (will find ref later if possible)

A meta-analysis of the way in which “coffee” is used as a symbolic equivalent for liberty and freedom of choice, a running theme of this show (will find ref later if possible)

I’m going to expand upon meta #2 and #3 and explain why I think there is are very compelling reasons to believe that #1 will be canonized.

At the end of S1E6, an instrumental version of “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square” plays diegetically, but the lyrical version plays non-diegetically over the credits (we hear it but the protagonists don’t). So we the audience could plausibly say “that’s their song,” but as of the close of S1, we have no reason to believe that they know that it’s their song. Even Aziraphale’s S1E3 (1967) suggestion that they dine at the Ritz could be a reference that only he gets, or just a fancy restaurant suggestion.

So when I was watching S2E6 and Crowley said “no nightingales,” I was jarred. What does that even mean? We know it has something to do with dining at the Ritz, but what does it mean to them? The reference only works if they know it’s their song. But we’ve only ever seen them hear it together after the averted apocalypse; if this is the direct reference that Crowley is making, it leaves our 1967 reference contextless and twisting in the wind.

If we assume that there was a romantic story beat in 1941, wherein “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square” (which, incidentally, was written in 1939 and saw the height of its popularity at the end of 1940, so timeline-wise it’s spot-on) became their song, then a lot of events get renewed interpretations through this lens, in a way that makes this story much more cohesive and the “no nightingales” comment even more soul-shattering than it already was.

Let’s presume that immediately after this became their song and just as they were discovering their romantic potential, they were forced back into hiding. Forever after, references to the song serve as a macro for “I’d like to pick up where we left off that night.”

The 1967 suggestion of “dining at the Ritz” now becomes a directly romantic suggestion. It also gives better context for “you go too fast for me.”

Actually going to the Ritz in 2019 is not simply a celebration or even a callback to 1967, it’s a callback to their almost-romance of 1941.

When Crowley says “no nightingales” in 2023, this isn’t to say “we’re not going to eat together at the Ritz anymore.” It’s saying that the romance that began that night, the precious, fragile romance, is over.

I’ll give you a moment to dry your eyes before we move on to metas #2 and #3.

In light that this is what has been going on - they know they want a romantic relationship but have gotten so used to hiding and denying it that they are more comfortable keeping the status quo static and quo-y then trying to achieve their ideal - a lot of S2 behavior can get a fresh view.

Crowley’s reaction to Nina isn’t a realization that he’s in love - he knew that already. You can only ask someone to run away with you so many times before you are forced to admit some things to yourself. No, he’s realizing that trying to hide it (which was justified by survival), hasn’t been working, but despite failing at being stealth nothing bad has happened. He’s realizing that it may finally be safe to show it.

Crowley’s confession, then, is not a revelation. It’s making the subtext text. He’s not telling Aziraphale anything he didn’t already know. He’s saying it now because he thinks he’s safe to do so. Pin in that.

Lots of people have lots of theories about Aziraphale’s motivations in the S2 finale, which can more or less be divided into 4 camps: the genuinely held belief, the coffee theory, the lie theory, and the mutual trick theory (some version of the body-switching at the end of S1). Let me start by saying that I love all the fans and all their theories and I find their analyses to be insightful. The genuinely held belief theory, while I believe it to be erroneous, has been incredibly conducive to so many wonderful conversations and I love being in a community that has those conversations. But I’m going to explain why I think the lie theory finds the most support in canon.

Re-watch the finale (when you feel like you can) from 35:18 to 36:19 and then from 40:45 to the end, paying very close attention to Aziraphale’s words and his eyes. Michael Sheen is telling us a LOT with his eyes, and in the back half of the finale scene, with pacing.

For 60 seconds of footage, this setup is doing a lot of work. If Neil Gaiman wasn’t doing enough to beat us over the head with how evil the Metatron is, that glare at Crowley at the end with the non-diegetic ominous horns should convey the message. But again, focusing on Aziraphale. He initially refuses to talk to the Metatron; he’s made his position quite clear. There is no hint of regret or wavering; this is not someone who’s aching to return to the fold. The Metatron ignores his refusal and functionally forces him to accept a “cup of coffee.” The coffee isn’t spiked, but it is a metaphor. It is symbolic of choice. The Metatron is going to force Aziraphale to make a choice. Meta #3 does a great job of exploring the idea that a choice between anything and death is never really a choice. Hang onto that thought.

Notice I had you start up again 3 seconds before “The Conversation.” That’s because it’s important to note where the Metatron is right now. He is across the street, staring straight in through those giant windows to where our protagonists are about to have The Conversation. He is watching.

When Aziraphale returns, Crowley begins his “let me talk” riff. Aziraphale ought to be interested in what Crowley has to say, since the preamble is pretty compelling. You’ll notice that Aziraphale quickly turns to the window and back, through which he (but not we) can see the Metatron standing there, watching them. Aziraphale is then doing his best to get Crowley to STFU without raising the suspicion of the Metatron, eventually having to cut him off.

Because unfortunately, Crowley’s entire impetus for speaking up now is that it’s safe to do so. Only Aziraphale knows that they are in very real danger (or at least, Crowley is, but I’ll come back to that).

You might take something from the fact that he’s shaking his head while talking about “incredibly good news,” and seems to self-censor his criticism of Metatron (or more specifically, he takes ownership of any criticism of the Metatron, censoring out Crowley’s role in that, with the emphasis on I in “I might have misjudged him”).

Notice in the flashback that he begins the conversation reasonably relaxed. The Metatron also says a series of things about him that not only are false, but everyone, including the Metatron and Crowley, know are false: Aziraphale is not a leader, he’s a defector; he’s not honest, he lies all the time, in fact this entire season revolved around his one huge lie of hiding Gabriel. Not only does the justification not make sense coming from Metatron, but it shouldn’t make sense that Aziraphale would accept these reasons and it shouldn’t make sense to Crowley either. So is Aziraphale including these details in his recounting to Crowley so that he will get suspicious and figure out the jig? Maybe. Let’s continue.

Immediately upon being offered the job of Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale says “but I don’t want to go back to Heaven.” This is direct evidence against the genuinely held belief theory. If returning to Heaven and making a difference was a genuine motivation, we would have gotten a different response at this moment. But then we get something more.

“Where would I get my coffee?”

This is a beautiful response for a number of reasons; coffee should be trivial compared to the opportunity to be a Supreme Archangel, so it serves to highlight just how little interest Aziraphale has in returning. Taken at face value, it’s the Aziraphale equivalent of “not even at gunpoint.” But remember that coffee is a metaphor for liberty in this universe and this season. So what Aziraphale just said, in the language of Neil Gaiman metaphors, is:

I don’t want to go back to Heaven, I would rather have free will.

What does the Metatron do next?

He brings up Crowley.

Watch Aziraphale’s eyes before and after the mention of Crowley. He goes from confused to eye-flicking panic in the space of two syllables. Aziraphale already understands that his “no” is not being accepted, and that bringing Crowley into it can only possibly serve as a threat.

So the coffee, the choice, is a false choice. No one ever orders death. The Metatron has forced Aziraphale into a situation that looks an awful lot like a choice (it comes in a blue cup, after all) but it isn’t.

We definitely have some reliable narrator problems here. I’m going to presume for purposes of analysis that these cut-outs are accurate but incomplete, and that a more explicit threat about what would happen to Crowley if Aziraphale did not return to Heaven was made.

If we assume that Aziraphale has been made aware of a threat and is trying to hide that from Crowley, the rest of this scene reads very differently. Aziraphale cannot say, “you are in danger but you will be safe if you swear your allegiance to Heaven” or “I have to go, no matter what, and the only way we can be together is if you come with me,” but nonetheless he now has to convince Crowley to do the one thing he ought to know Crowley definitely doesn’t want to do all through subtext. Which we’ve spent an entire season establishing that they can’t communicate well when they are allowed to use their words. Disastrously, this is not a magic trick that Aziraphale can make work when it counts. Their failure to practice good communication means that, right now, when it counts most, they are not going to pull it off.

We see that Aziraphale is very hopeful that Crowley will pick up on his cues and play along. Obviously, he doesn’t.

If the whole riff about Hell being bad guys and Heaven being the side of truth and light is taken as genuine, it discards a massive amount of character development that we’ve witnessed in Job, Edinburgh, etc. (again, to all the genuine belief subscribers, I think it’s a compelling argument but it simply doesn’t account for the evidence). So if it’s not genuine, why say it? Again, to alert Crowley that something is Off, because Crowley should know that Aziraphale doesn’t actually believe that. They saved humanity from Heaven and Hell. They hid Gabriel from Heaven and Hell. Crowley knows that Aziraphale knows that Heaven and Hell are just two sides of the same coin. Notice again that Aziraphale glances out the window while he’s talking up Heaven; he knows the Metatron is watching, he can’t not defend the position of Heaven. I think it’s also worth noting that Aziraphale forcefully glances and gestures off to Crowley’s left (away from the window) when talking about Hell, and then turns his head to Crowley’s right (towards the window) to try to get him to realize that a representative of Heaven is literally standing right over there, just look out the window please dumbass!

When Crowley is asking Aziraphale if he said no, and we see the back of Aziraphale’s head, again we can see him turn his head to glance out the window. This is also when he changes strategies, and admits that Heaven could use a little reform. Because now there’s a problem almost as big as getting caught, which is that he won’t be able to get Crowley to go with him.

Which unfortunately makes the next part of this so much more heartbreaking. Because when Crowley begins his speech about being a team, Aziraphale wants to hear it. He can’t bring himself to shut down Crowley again, even though it could get them both in massive trouble. Notice that he glances out the window again during this, and the look of panic on his face. He begins to shake his head when Crowley mentions that Heaven and Hell are toxic; this can be taken a lot of ways but I’ll argue for the interpretation that he’s trying to get Crowley to STFU and stop saying shit that could get him destroyed.

After Crowley puts on his sunglasses we are in the “back half” and Sheen is doing a lot with phrasing here, specifically pregnant pauses.

“Come with me… to Heaven!”

“We can be together… as angels!”

Based on the pacing decision I am thoroughly convinced that the first half of each of these statements is intended to be the message to Crowley and the second half is always a qualifying statement to satisfy the Metatron.

Unfortunately, these pregnant pauses are completely backfiring in their effect on Crowley. The sentiment gives him hope and the qualifying statement crushes it again immediately. He is being taken on a horrible emotional rollercoaster with these declarations which are only further amping up his instinct to run away.

The only truly genuine, unaldulterated statement I think we get from Aziraphale is

“I need you!”

When it becomes clear to Aziraphale that there’s been an irreparable breakdown of communication between them and the subtext is not getting across, he says:

“I don’t think you understand what I’m offering you.”

He means this literally. Crowley has not understood that Aziraphale is offering him protection from whatever threat the Metatron has made.

Which makes this part extra-devastating and also absolutely in keeping with a major running theme of this season.

“I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.”

Your understanding and my understanding are different understandings.

Crowley views the offer to return to Heaven through the lens of his trauma. He understands what life in Heaven would be like. But he doesn’t understand that Aziraphale is offering him protection.

But Aziraphale just heard Crowley say that he understood everything, and he’s still going to leave. There might be a little suspense of disbelief here to believe that Aziraphale really interpreted the statement this way, but we know that Aziraphale isn’t always the brightest battery-operated candle in the drawer. So under the assumption that Crowley did understand him and is still rejecting the offer, rejecting him—

“Well, then there’s nothing more to say.”

Please pay very close attention to Aziraphale’s body language for the next part. He’s active, agitated, turning side to side, arms swinging. This is a very fidgety angel.

“No nightingales.”

Aziraphale is now completely still. He’s feeling that feeling. You know it. The one where your entire body is getting sucked into the pit of your stomach. The aching paralysis.

This is their song, the one that began their romance in 1941, the secret code for all other attempts at flirtation. Crowley has walked out on him before, Aziraphale has been stubborn and obstinate before. But they always came back together, sometimes with an apology dance or other rituals that belonged solely to them.

But now the song is over.

By saying this, Crowley has broken up with Aziraphale. We can see in Aziraphale’s sudden transition from fidgety to paralysis that he has understood it this way.

Then he turns away from the window so that the Metatron won’t see him cry.

The kiss was heart-wrenching already. But we’re not done with this analysis.

During the kiss, Aziraphale has a choice to make between two very compelling bad choices. This is the Job dilemma. But worse.

If he doesn’t kiss Crowley back, he will let Crowley think that he doesn’t love him. He will have missed out on this (maybe/probably their first kiss?) and regret it forever.

If he does kiss Crowley back, in full view of the Metatron, they are in deep trouble.

He seems to do his best to split the difference. I would even go so far to say that the awkward arm waving is Aziraphale acting for the Metatron’s benefit, to try to portray that he doesn’t want this even though he absolutely does (just not like this). The anguish when they break the kiss is absolutely real, and the first thing he does is glance out the window. Through all this he has remained painfully aware of their spectator.

He wants to say I love you. He mouths it. He breathes it.

But the Metatron is watching.

He can’t tell Crowley I love you. So he has to say the only other thing that has always unequivocally meant “I love you” when he said it to Crowley. He has to hope that Crowley understands him now, even though he never has before.

Spoiler alert: Crowley doesn’t.

My forgiveness and your forgiveness are not the same forgiveness.

One more point against the genuine belief fans (I love you): if the offer to let Crowley back in is what changed his mind, then Crowley declining removes that incentive. Aziraphale should/would have consequently retreated to his last stated position of “I don’t want to go back to Heaven, where would I get my Crowley—I mean, coffee?” It simply doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.

I think a lot of fans were already making these assumptions about the use of the nightingale song so this meta may not feel revelatory, however, it isn’t canon (yet), and I’m sure I’ll find company that agree that canonization of this connection would strengthen a lot of these story points, as evidenced by how it is already assumed by many fans.

If you made it to the end - omg thank you! Please leave a note and tell me your thoughts!

Bonus: somebody already made the song connection here

[leagueofleaguesff]

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Side note: The commish Jermaine defeated fellow Commish Taurean for 5th place as both teams were eliminated the first round.

Johnny lost to Delmar in week 4 but both made the steady climb to the Yahoo CashBowl. Congratulations 👏 to both as neither will get any less than $150 for 2nd place - tripling thier entry fee.

Johnny VS Delmar

Congratulations and good luck to all in the final week 👍 😀

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Hey heyy so give us the Top 5 fandoms your in, pick your fav from each fandom and state a reason if you want to! ^^

Kirby- Kirby the best borb,

pink puffball of pureness, friend shaped ball with his immaculate vibes that can destroy gods with the literal power of friendship if they hurt his friends because he loves them <3

Legend of Zelda- might be a weird choice considering Midna *exists*, but hear me out: TP Link.

Emo cowboy, a super cool sword flexing move that you can do by pressing a after defeating an enemy with a skill (which is just *chefs kiss*), my main in smash bros brawl and 4 3DS (always with Kirby, obvs), that one "shooting dedede without looking“ cutscene from brawl (if you save Zelda at the start), afaik the only character in this entire series that actually pets the animals, he’s got a horse and a falcon, peak facial expressions, can be a gremlin, not only strong enough to wrestle with gorons, but overwhelmed the literal holder of the Triforce of Power when they locked swords, and also the very big, actually giant bonus of also being Wolf Link. Who is not only a good boi but can also talk to animals! (…this is mostly just projecting my love of gameplay mechanics in this game but ehh)

But tbh he‘s also tied with more obvious choices like, again, Midna, Linebeck (there are lots and lots of better explanations out there why they’re both cool), but also Young Link (precious and utterly OP in Hyrule Warriors), Linkle (second most OP character (at least when it comes to bosses) also I just think she‘s neat), Ooccoo (Sky Chicken Aunt👏 is precious👏 and deserves👏 more love!), Fierce Deity (he‘s just really cool. Also Fierce dad > Evil FD. He goes fishing! )

My Zelda fave depends on the current mood and what game I last played, really.

Minecraft Steve…?

(He pet the frög!)

Pokémon- Emmet and Ingo (in masters ex)

It’s not a main game, but I got both of their special fancy costume versions though complete luck and never looked back; once saw a post talking about how they only use one of them (forgot which one) in their team to hear that "All Aboooaaard!“ and yeah I can see why now. It’s just good vibes all around. (Also they‘re just such an OP combo in that game, I’m literally driving through almost anything, it’s great)

Etrian Odyssey- Flavio, probably

Idk I just like his vibes (also he‘s kinda the most relatable of the whole EO2 Untold team lmao, especially when it comes to some of his battle lines)

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Germany 2016

-Hockenheim is such a pretty sounding word

-Oh the area is so pretty too, with the old track marks in the forest

-Wonder why the track was discontinued for so long

-Nico pole!!

-Red Bull row 2 lockout, of course of course

-Oh Ferrari row 3 lockout, also not surprising

-The teams have been so consistent in qualifying through this season

-Nico H p8

-Fernando’s hair in this graphic?? Why does he look like a Disney prince??

-Carlos Sainz p15 :((

-“And Sauber for the second time in three races have the back row all to themselves” Now that sounds more familiar

-Aw Daniel 100th Grand Prix

-✨Black McLaren✨

-That was such a cool start from Fernando Alonso!!

-Both the Red Bulls going past Nico so quickly????

-Had to watch that start like three times! So much was happening

-Daniel!!! Such good wheel to wheel driving!!

-I love watching Alonso race

-Mick Schumacher is here!

-Massa being passed by Fernando and now being threatened by Carlos. Double threat from Spain fr

-“Now Kevin Magnussen gets involved as well! That’s like a magpie, swooping into nick the Crown Jewels!”

-Oh that must suck, doing so much work to overtake someone only to end up behind them again because of a bad pit stop

-Love when two rival teams come in the pits at the same time and then it’s a competition for speed between the pit crew

-Woah good pit stop strategy from Red Bull, wasn’t expecting Daniel to come out ahead of Nico there

-“Okay Lewis, it’s hammer time”

-“He’s having a bit of fun isn’t he, the Dane out there” Go Kevin go!

-Aaah Fernando!!

-Drivers complaining about other drivers not moving out quickly under blue flags is eternal I fear

-Nico vs Max incoming

-That was really good on Nico’s part! “Fiesty driving from Nico Roseberg”

-5s penalty?? FIA rules confuse me

-“I don’t think Max did anything wrong there” and “Nico was within the racing line” Then why the penalty???

-Daniel vs Max now

-That was very smooth from Danny

-Come on Daniel! Take that p2!!

-“Negative, negative, I want to take couple more laps. Tires are still good” Sebastian 2016 🤝 Carlos 2024

(Except Carlos went in to box anyway after saying no)

-Pit crew carrying out the time penalty is hilarious; the way they just hover

-“Is that Sebastian Vettel rather losing faith with the decisions of the pit wall?” The things Ferrari does to their drivers

-Daniel p2!!

-Oh Max vs Daniel again potentially?

-Red Bull 2-3 maybe?

-Just realized there are like 17 laps left

-Maybe Daniel win?

-Sad that Kevin dropped position but that overtake from Gutierrez was very risky but cool

-Nico H has stayed p8 tho

-“This guy’s just my favorite. I love this guy.”

“He’s doing the same to everyone. He’s not just doing it to you”

The sarcasm that only comes out when people don’t adhere to blue flags>>

-Nico H p7 👏👏

-This whole race has just been drivers being mad at other drivers for not moving out of the way when there are blue flags

-Max waving his fist in anger was hilariously adorable

-“He’s going to try and un-lap himself. That is catty from Fernando Alonso”

-Aw bad luck for him, he ended up losing out on points instead

-Lewis victory! He’s ahead in the championship at this point of the season, the next few races for Nico must have been crazy good

“Get in there, Lewis!”

-Red Bull 2-3 👏👏

-Aww Lewis is just hyped up

-post-race all of them>>>

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SLEEPER🤼🏈🤼‍♂️🏉🤼‍♀️ (NFL SMACKDOWN) WRESTLEMANIA SUPERBOWL MATCHUP PREVIEW

Matt & Carla are in the Wrestlemania Sleeper Bowl Main Event

As Shane Mcmahon introduces the gift card prize at stake lets see how week 17 shakes up

Johnny beat out Juan for 5th place last week, but this week Delmar & Taurean will Duke it out to see who can at least place for 3rd.

Shane Mcmahon hypes the last match and we see how it looks going in.

Matt 🤼 Carla Roster

Carla going with a duo stack of Higgins and. Hase has paid dividends. Sure she is glad to have Chase available. Kittle has come alive right when he was needed for the playoffs. Also with Mahomes at QB, she is solid with options on the rest of her roster.

Matt has Tua out due to another concussion. Hurts may not play as the Eagles may play it safe with Minshew if they can secure a top seed. This puts Matt in a bind to use Minshew but he did show promise in his debut last week. With Waller back and the key pick up of McKinnon (out of nowhere), Matt has a stacked team as is to go against anyone despite the QB fallout.

This should be a slobber knocker folks.

👏 Good luck to both competitors and as the late great Mills Lane would say ....

Carla VS Matt

Good luck to all competitors in the Core 4️⃣ Superbowl and those trying to place 3rd (Yahoo 3rd place cash prize as well)

⚪▪️🔳End of Week 17 Playoff Recaps⚫▫️🔲

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(SLEEPER) NFL Smackdown League Week 15 Round 1 Playoff Recap 🤼💳🤼‍♂️💳🤼‍♀️

As the Sleeper League Superstars rumbled into the postseason, a three way dance (semi 4th) were battling out for the last playoff spots. Juan, Johnny, and Taurean ended up the winners in that bout as the commish was on the outside looking in (7th) with a non losing record of 7-7.

When it all settled, newcomers Matt and Delmar ended up on top with the bye weeks. Delmar showed and proved while Matt did his usual (but nonetheless impressive) top seed ranking.

Carla the perennial regular season star matches up with Juan who finally made it to the playoffs after missing years straight. The battle of best friends in a commish vs commish battle also commenced as Taurean took on Johnny in the 1st round of playoffs.

Let's see how the matchups fared...

Carla 💳 Juan

At 9-5, Carla had her way for most of the season. Juan had a tough opponent to go up against.

Both had stellar outings from thier respective QBs. Carla with Mahomes & Juan with Josh Allen; both QBs went off to score over 55+ points when the dust settled. The RBs for both teams did about the same except AJ Dillon on Juans end. Aj had 2 TDs to up his score on MNF. He needed that as Pat Freiermuth goose egged him. Even kickers and defense fared about equal. Juan won the IDP head to head over Carla while stunned Juan with Kittles surprise resurgence. Carla's Chase/Higgins paring did Juan no favors. While adams disappointed, the play of Aiyuk did him in. No matter he won the flex battle with Pacheco over Olave in a rookie split, Carla yet again steam rolled into a comfy situation.

Juan played the wrong people. Moestert, Evans, Knox, and 49ers D broke his hopes on the bench by outscoring the starters by a wide margin. Fustrating indeed.

Carla layeth the smackdown on Juans candy ass. Her bench could have easily beat a starting team lineup. Moestert, 49ers defense, Evens, Knox, Persons IDP, you name it- she could have killed it against any team.

Carla goes onto the 2nd round going far for the card. Juan making the playoffs is the first step to his longterm quest to win it all in this league.

Taurean 💳 Johnny

The battle between best friends commenced in week 15 as Taurean and Johnny went head to head. Taurean played Geno against 49ers defense...bold move. He still got it done and had the added benefit of having starting CMC too who went off over 100 yards. Prescott and Zeek were not in Johnnys original plans but they served him well enough. Diggs, Bill Def, & a handful of others did not reach projections. Even with some of Taureans players underachieving, the overall points were even matched between the two. Jefferson showing why he is the best fantasy WR in the league this year matched Patriots Def on Taureans lineup. It was neck or neck except for one player on Johnnys team...Zonovan. Fn Zonovan screwed over many fantasy players as he only scored a measly 3 points. 3 fn points.

The total was only a 5 point difference. Enough to get Taurean over into the next round.

Johnny played Singletary all year and decided to make a change up based on matchup. Unfortunately, overthinking cost him the chance to move on. If only (sigh). Hurts to know what could have been done in hindsight. Oh well.

Congratulations in order for Taurean in moving on to the next round 👏

Johnny & Juan will play next week for 5th place.

As the 5th place battle takes place, the real playoffs rage on as the bye week top seeds enter the fray. Delmar will battle Carla while Matt goes one on one with Taurean. Lace up the boots, enter the squared circle, and kick ass. Good luck to the final four.

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League Of Leagues Week 1 Recap

Here are the standings after week 1 in each league:

Stranger Things Have Happened

(Yahoo Cash League)

Commish - Jermaine Williams

Week 1 Standings in Yahoo

Team Zero Luck had just that...0 luck. They had the lowest score of the week out of any team

Happy Ending barely beat Zero Luck and these two teams had the lowest scoring bout

Papakess had the biggest beatdown with the widest margin win against Oliver

Oliver got beat so bad but avoided last place ... that distinction went to Zero Luck

The NEXT closest contest was between Taurean & Johnny with T gaining the last minute win with Russell on his roster

The NEXT widest margin win was between Jermaine and Delmar with Delmar the victor

Both ladies won thier perspective matchups against Slick and Demetri

N.erdy F.ootball L.eague

(ESPN 💍Ring Bling League)

Commish - Johnny Williams

Week 1 Standings in ESPN

Just like the Matrix, the standings reflect a bunch of 1-0 or 0-1 records. The Matrix is full of 1s and 0s itself.

Taurean won last year finally getting the monkey off his back. Unfortunately he will need to bounce back from a loss in the first week

Jermaine received his ring at the draft looking to add on to his collection. He will have to do better next week as he suffered a loss week 1

Peter won 3 damn rings. He flashed a pic before the draft. Part of the ring bearing ceremony, Peters dominance in this league is yet again tested. Proof in the loss he had this week

Johnny the league commish had won multiple rings in the early days of fantasy. But due to unfortunate circumstances he lost the data on which years he won. As a new slate going forward from 2014, he refuses to bestow a ring for himself until he can win again...on record. Too bad his record is 0-1 to start the season

Ricky vowed to bring all his cunning moves at the draft. He is determined to win the ring after seeing his fellow league mates stuntin on him. He'll have to do better than what he did this week in a loss in hopes to join the ring bearers

Delamar gained a win this first week and in 5th place looks to build on that victory

Laura made the top 4. She was the 4th person to flash the 💍 (not the wedding one lol) also from a previous year

Oliver won the ring last season. He sits good in 3rd with his win. Once his trophy from the ILL FL is ready, I will don him the bling with the bling

Matt was the 1st ring bearer but fell just short of being in first in the league with his win. Will he dominate yet again?

Carla takes top honors for first place with her win. Will she be next to garner a ring. For her it may be 💍 season!

NFL SMACKDOWN

Sleeper League (Gift Card of Choice)

Commish - Laura Williams

Congratulations 👏 to Laura the commish for taking the #1 spot in the rankings. Matt and Johnny round out the top 3 spots. While Carla and Taurean got in the win column this week, Jermaine, Slick, Delmar , Juan, and Oliver suffered loses week 1.

The app is good at recaps so will post the Sleeper notes here

Like wrestlers coming out for thier entrance, we all getting ready to brawl in our fantasy leagues.

ILL FL

NFL League That Started It All

Commish - Taurean Wong

Week 1 Standings in NFL

Demetri gained a whole bunch of hardware at the draft. He is in 1st looking to regain his precious gold. Oliver has his sights on winning back to back. He is in 2nd place above Slick he garnered 3rd. Ricky is savy and usually in the mix. Laura and Jermaine rounded out the other winners for week restin in the top half. Professor changed his name but not his luck. Although he is in 6th for a wildcard it is a long season ahead. Carla Johnny Taurean and Matt are the losers of week one. Feeling ILL but not in a good way.