#good luck buddy I have the thickest midwestern grammar in this whole fam
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padawansuggest · 17 days ago
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Dad: dad’s all grumpy and out of sorts.
Me: *worried cause they ARE in Cali and he’s a former fire fighter* oh????
Dad: Yeah. His granddaughter from Cindy is now a grandson.
Me: *trying to scoot out of the room* oh?
Dad: Yeah. But. That’s not his issue.
Me: Oh?!?
Dad: yeah. He’s pissed that every other word out of his mouth is fuck.
Me: 😂😂😂 oh!!!
Dad: he’s been trying for years to get me to stop too 😂
Me: lmaoooo oh so he fits right in.
Dad: yeah 😂😂
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