#good luck buddy I have the thickest midwestern grammar in this whole fam
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Dad: dad’s all grumpy and out of sorts.
Me: *worried cause they ARE in Cali and he’s a former fire fighter* oh????
Dad: Yeah. His granddaughter from Cindy is now a grandson.
Me: *trying to scoot out of the room* oh?
Dad: Yeah. But. That’s not his issue.
Me: Oh?!?
Dad: yeah. He’s pissed that every other word out of his mouth is fuck.
Me: 😂😂😂 oh!!!
Dad: he’s been trying for years to get me to stop too 😂
Me: lmaoooo oh so he fits right in.
Dad: yeah 😂😂
#this is so funny I’m gonna cry#Cindy is the step grandma but the only grandma I know from that side#she’s taken the koolaid lately but she’s old af so. unfortunately it’s sorta expected in some ways#but so we all call her Cindy but my sis and I call her grandma Cindy#she’s still the only grandma I have from that side lol#I remember being a little kid and he corrected my grammar lmao#good luck buddy I have the thickest midwestern grammar in this whole fam
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