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mantisgodsdomain · 3 months ago

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Our allergy to spice is passed down from our father. The reason that we didn't follow in his footsteps is because of our affinity for things that have flavor and texture and color, developed as part of an ancient defence mechanism to stop us from also becoming british

#we speak #this is a joke. our father still has english citizenship despite not living there anymore and we are making fun of him #we literally cannot visit relatives that live there for extended periods of time because we can't stand bland food #which is also coincidentally related to why we don't travel much. besides living in Fuckass Nowhere Wet Version #where we need a boat to go literally anywhere beyond Our Town And Its Immediate Surroundings #if you are our follower and you live in england: sorry #if you are someone who knows us: also sorry but this probably lends some sort of context to why we're weird about people asking #if we're british. we're not and also we can't go there because we'll lose like five pounds in a week #good food is a major part of how we motivate ourself to remember to Eat and we cannot survive extended periods of time there #we read dunmeshi while trapped in germany babysitting and it invoked within us an unspeakable mourning #because we had spent more than a week at that point tragically isolated from any decent food and suffering forever due to it

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