#goo anon is the official assigned lore recap person

[astroninaaa]

asking this in a few asks because I have no idea how to use Tumblr properly- (hope that's ok haha) "good day to everyone residing in anoncity.." looks at paper, "uh. yeah so recap time! our 'great' mayor politics anon has uh, exiled our beloved msfern anon.

secondly, there seems to be a strange romantic tension between anxious anon and conspiracy anon? and politics and msfern love life is currently closed, to the public. hmm. thirdly, spy anon has recently joined anoncity, a wonderful addition. parallel anon continues to stay missing."

"fourthly, please be careful while you are sleeping! there's a rumor that a strange person named nina will eat your beloved sword while sleeping. " scratches head, "at least that's the rumor ive heard?

"finally who am i? i have no idea! i am exiled, or am I a spy? am i the local gamer or someone who might be executed? will anoncity be reduced to shambles? or will it prevail?" (maybe we should have gotten msfern in charge..) coughs, "tune in next time on anoncity news, for more content! signing off, goo!" - goo anon

this is simply incredible. goo anon our favorite news anchor.