#gonna queue this for 31st December 2024 so we can go over this

[orgasming-caterpillar]

I'm really fucking bored and I've been studying history for four hours so here are my predictions for March-December 2024:

- we'll get a gay politician in the presidency for a major first world country

- death of someone in the British monarchy

- PREGNANCY of someone in the British monarchy (I hope it's King Charles god please let it be king Charles)

- Elon musk gets into a virtual fight with a huge influencial person and embarrasses himself in front of the entire world

- Elon Musk again but this time he tries to teleport to outer space (it's gonna be so funny guys)

- we will get a new virus like covid maybe even another lockdown teehee

- a movie in Bollywood centred on LGBTQ+ people (or at least an announcement for one)

- unexpected support for LGBTQ from a backward city in Pride month this year

- a case of homophobic assault that leads to weeks long argument in the courts

- complete shutting down of a big food chain out of nowhere

- ai will be developed to the point of porn videos from a single photo of a person