#gonna have to talk to a homophobic prof today so need all the gayness that i can get in my head💪

[duodipersponsh]

dazai: i'm ugly

chuuya: *opens his mouth to say something supportive*

chuuya: *remembers just how objectively, obviously attractive dazai is, closes his mouth*

chuuya, starting to explain his thought process: you know, seeing how this is my job as your boyfriend, i was going to argue but do you really-

dazai: wait, your job as my boyfriend is to argue with me?

chuuya: ...THAT TOO

dazai: aww then it'll soon be our ten year anniversary <3