#gonna become one of those annoying nerds now that go ☝️🤓ackshually martha wasn’t the first Black companion that was Allison

[dandelionjack]

you are a bartender. a creepy posh guy dressed as some kind of dracula walks in demanding a fancy french wine. he stalks your address and follows you to your flat. with no explanation tells you to run. insults your boyfriend. blows up your house. leaves