#gonna ask the doctors to play paddy cake with me

[lazy-queer]

so I've been hospitalized twice in the last month with ~*~malaria~*~ because I need to be the most special girl in the ER. and because of that I’ve been getting lots of hospital bills (all fully paid thanks to my insurance which is You Will Definitely Get Evil Blood Bug insurance) but I get to see like. all of the charges on individual bills. And when you see each individual charge for each individual time a doctor has come see you, each of which was less than 5 minutes, and you see each charge is a minimum of $250, you start getting a little grumpy.

Anyway my plan if I ever get malaria again is to find a way to milk that $250 for all its worth