#goldgramander

[wizardingworldmodernmedia]

[paintingraves]

meant to be

AU idea :

Our dear Mr. Graves is a wedding planner. His new clients are a young couple, Mr. Scamander and a Miss Goldstein, soon-to-become Mrs. Scamander. 

Mr. Scamander (”Please, call me Newt”) always seems a bit distracted, and sheepish, like he’s done something wrong. Tina Goldstein is shy in front of Mr. Graves, but once he’s put them at ease she proves to be a very strong minded person, much more energetic and straight forward than Newt. Somehow, the two of them fit well together. Tina softens when she’s with Newt, and Newt lightens up and pays more attention to his surroundings.

Graves talks them through the process : what questions he’ll have to ask to get an insight into what they want, what he’ll be taking care of, when their input will be asked for, how long and how often they’ll be seeing him until the wedding, etc. They get into it right away. Graves learns how they met (turns out Tina arrested Newt for breaking the law), how they ended up solving a case together and how they fell for each other in the process. How they then kept a long distance relationship for a while before seeing each other again, and how Tina finally proposed, fives years after they met, three after they moved in together in New York. Graves likes their story - it’s more unusual than most couples - and decides he’ll do his job perfectly for them. 

He always does, but this time he finds himself weirdly invested in it.

They see each other quite often, at least once a week, and if they can’t, they call. Newt and Tina seem very at ease with him, and so does he. Conversations about the wedding turn into casual conversations about daily life without Graves even noticing it.

Fast forward a few months and our dear Percival Graves comes to the realisation that he might have a crush on one, or both (depending on who you ship) of his clients. I love Goldgramander, so we’re gonna go with both of them. (If he’d just fallen for Newt, or Tina, and it was reciprocated, I feel like the story would be angsty, and we don’t need angst.) 

So. Graves comes to the realization that he likes Newt and Tina much more than he should, and that at some point, the professionnal boundaries have begun to blur on both sides. He knows Newt doesn’t get along with his brother, he knows the names of their four cats and two dogs, he knows Tina got demoted at some point, knows that according to Newt sometimes she snores and it’s adorable, and so on and so forth. Much more intimate details than he should ever know. And he can’t help but visualize it, visualize them, in the intimacy of their home, and how he’d fit in there if he could. 

So he flirts. He can’t help it. And shockingly - they flirt back. Well, at least he thinks they do. Tina certainly does. With Newt it’s hard to tell - he once said Percival’s eyes were like those of a salamander’s, was that flirting? - but Percival thinks he might be. It’s fun. It makes Percival all flustered when they do it. 

But the wedding is fast approaching. Percival knows he’ll have to let them go, no matter how fond of them he feels. Then they invite him to the wedding. He refuses. That’s way too much. He’s supposed to fade in the background now. His role is done. 

So for a while he does. The wedding goes perfectly. He knows because a couple weeks later he gets an email, from Newt and Tina, with attached pictures of their marriage. They look very good together, and incredibly happy. His heartache renewed, Graves sends back a perfunctory congratulations email and says he’s glad they were satisfied with his services. 

And then maybe, just maybe, they reply back and say they’d like to invite him to dinner as a more personnal thank you. 

Or maybe, just maybe, straightforward and daring Tina comes see him at work one day and asks him out. Says Newt agrees, says they both discussed and found they really liked him, say he’s free to refuse, etc. And Graves is shocked at first, but then - very very happy. He accepts the invitation. They end up having dinner at his house, where he admits that he has liked them for a while too, but well - it was complicated. They were gonna get married, and he’s an old man, and -- 

It’s at this point that one of them kisses him, he’s not sure which, maybe both, oh that’s Newt, so the one coming up behind him must be Tina, and oooh, oh, oh dear. The wine makes his head swim. Or maybe it’s the kisses. Tina’s lipstick is smudged. Newt is making bedroom eyes at him. 

Uh. Maybe this could work after all. 

(and that’s the story of how a lonely, middle aged handsome wedding planner fell for the couple he was working for, and how they all ended up happy together. the end.) 

[mercurial-tenacity]

What if Tina had a relationship with Percival and they had Newt as a pet? He would kneel besides them when they read in the evenings, he'd do some household chores for them, etc. Tina loves to see Percival dominate Newt, and Percival enjoys watching Newt having to eat out Tina. They keep his cock caged, because a pet must be kept needy. And he has to wear a buttplug with a fox tail around the house.

This could be consensual and negotiated and loving...  but it could also be that MACUSA can’t just let Newt go after he broke so many laws, so they release him into Tina and Percival’s custody while he remains in the US.  MACUSA didn’t intent for Newt to become a pet, but they didn’t exactly check up on him to make sure he was well treated either.

Newt has to obey them - not only as part of the arrangement with MACUSA, but because Percival promises Newt that if he doesn’t, he will end up in prison, and no, no guarantee on what happens to his creatures in that event either.

So Newt obeys.  And it might be tough at first, but Tina and Percival are both aurors - they’re very resourceful, and all it takes are a few choice potions and a charm to make the transition easier for Newt.  He still knows who he is and what’s going on, he’s just more... malleable.  More inclined to see this as a reasonable solution, and a long term one at that.

It turns out that Newt likes praise.  He’s a bit of a slut for it, actually.  Tina just has to sweet talk him a little and he willingly buries his head between her thighs, lapping at her like the good pet he is.  “Good boy,” she coos at him, “use that clever tongue of yours, that’s it sweetheart.”

And he really does submit gorgeously.  He rolls over to show his belly to Percival, bares his throat, spreads his legs so sweetly.  He moans and whimpers when Percival thrusts into him, body soft and rocking with the movement, his big, round eyes looking up at the strong man above him.

It’s adorable to watch him wriggle and squirm when he gets particularly needy.  Fortunately with the help of magic the cage doesn’t even need to come off for washing, so Newt’s cock will never be touched again.  On the first of each month they milk his prostate dry to keep him healthy, and he’s so eager for it even though it’s not anywhere near the same as a real orgasm - but it’s the closest Newt will ever get.  He’s a pet, and pets don’t come.  Usually it leaves him feeling even needier than before, and he’s always so eager to please afterwards.

After a while the tail becomes a comfort for him; he feels out of sorts without it.  He looks so cute curled up in his bed by the hearth with his fluffy tail wrapped around his legs, Tina and Percival really did make the right decision.

[katiehavok]

Prompt call coming this weekend!

I’d do it today, but there are a few back-end things I need to do first, so I’m scheduling it for Saturday night or Sunday morning. I will have a shiny new list of ships for you all (yes, I’m expanding my boundaries!) as well as an updated squick/will-not-write list which will hopefully work on mobile. The plan is to do a drabble a day for November but if I get enough prompts and the muse cooperates, maybe I can do it for October as well! :D

Keep your eyes peeled!

[buygoldbarsforuk]

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[fantasticparksandwheretofindthem]

Tina: I should be the one that's upset. It's supposed to be me and Newt. Or me and Mr Graves. Or Newt and Graves with me watching!

(Parks and Recreation; Season 2, Episode 21: 94 Meetings)

A mashup for every episode (27/125)

[luminis-infinite]

Idk if you're still taking prompts? Percival having a big old crush on both Tina and Newt and unable to decide what he wants :')

“There, that’s it - hold her just like that, Mr. Graves. You’re doing splendidly.”Newt strokes the baby occamy’s head with the pad of one finger, grinning at Percival like he’s just lit up the sun. The tiny creature, fragile and still wet from the egg, cheeps happily and curls itself more securely around his forearm. “What are you going to name her?” Newt asks. He’s so close Percival can feel the heat radiating off his skin, can take in the soft scent of hay and horses and other creatures, undercut by Newt’s own gentle musk. He catches himself just in time - stopping himself from inhaling too deeply and embarrassing them both. “Oh! I umm…” Percival falters, “Perhaps… Elise? It suits her.”Newt’s chuckle is bright like sunshine. The sound works its way into the place just under his heart and warms his entire chest. When Percival looks at Newt - he finds the magieoologist’s blue-green eyes crinkling, his mouth drawn up in a happy grin. It makes Percival happy. He realizes he wants to see that smile more - he wants to be the root of that smile. And then shock sets in. Elise churrs in his hand, as if sensing the change. 

Oh no.

A coffee mug clinks down on Percival’s desk. He cranes his head up, blinking blearily. When the fog finally fades, he realizes Tina Goldstein is standing before him, a plate in hand, and is the reason there is now a mug of steaming coffee on his desk.The glow from the hall backlights her splendidly - causing her hair to shimmer and the shadows to play across the soft plains of her face. She looks almost Fae in this light - jaw sharpened, eyes dark and liquid. “I don’t have the authority to make you go home,” she says, tight and unsure of the line still drawn between them, “But I’m not going to let you go another twenty four hours without eating. So eat.”It’s a plate of what Percival assumes is what Tina had for dinner - roast beef and mashed potatoes and peas. His stomach takes the moment to remind him that yes, he is hungry. Tina chuckles when he clasps a hand to his belly, fighting down the instinct to flush and make up excuses. “Thank you,” he says softly, accepting the plate and the offered cutlery. Tina just smiles, ducking her head in that shy little way of hers - the way she does when she receives praise. Then, she pulls up a chair and curls herself into it. Her movements are elegant and refined when she’s relaxed, Percival has noticed. He enjoys seeing Tina like this, where she doesn’t feel the need to justify her existence to everyone. “It’s no fun to eat alone,” she explains, gesturing to the plate. Percival’s eye follows the sleek line of her pale wrist, before swallowing dryly. “It isn’t,” he remarks. Percival’s heart goes tight at the sadness that suddenly crosses Tina’s beautiful face, before that familiar shock comes back.

Oh no. Oh no. 

Percival dreams about them. He wakes in the morning with a tightness in his chest - and sometimes other places, feeling very much like he’s still a schoolboy with a schoolboy crush. 

Is that what this is? A crush? Crushes? On a subordinate and a consultant, both of which he’d been partly responsible for harming last year?

“Pull yourself together, old man,” he growls to himself, yanking back the covers and flinging himself from the bed. They wouldn’t want you anyways. Percival goes to work with a sense of longing which has become a shadow - an old friend that follows him around and makes his chest ache. 

When he accidentally spots them together, on lunch break when he’s just nipped out to grab some takeaway, that ache morphs into a lance which pierces his bruised and battered heart. Percival ducks behind the wall, pressing his back up against it and listens to them speaking to each other softly. Just little things - little sweet nothings and muted conversation. But it’s enough to drive a man mad, Percival thinks. And yet, he’s always been a glutton for punishment. So he stays, and listens, and maybe he loses whatever vestige of his sanity is left. Maybe if he stays long enough, he can make himself not care. (Who is he kidding?)Oh no. Oh no. Oh no-oh  no-oh no.

Percival does what he’s always done, when he has a problem he feels like he can’t solve. He throws himself at something. Work, in this case, burying himself so far into it that bodily functions and necessities (like eating) are thrown to the wayside. If an Auror or two tries to intervene, they are ignored, or yelled at. Percival feels terrible for making Fontaine cry, really, he does, but she isn’t helping. The rational part of his brain shrieks that this isn’t either, but Percival ignores that too. He works and works and works, until he’s shaking and his head is swimming. The clock has just struck midnight when Percival finally admits defeat and pushes himself up from his desk. Instantly, the world is spinning like a top and nausea wells up. Percival has to steady himself on his desk for a moment, before he gains the wherewithal to summon his coat and wobble out of his office. He won’t try to apparate home - he isn’t that stupid. So Percival makes his slow, awkward exit out of MACUSA and on to the bitter cold streets. January in New York is never kind and this year it seems to be worse. But even the chill doesn’t help clear his head. He’s honestly starting to wonder if he’ll make it home at all when a familiar voice calls out to him.“Mr Graves?”It’s Tina. She’s arm in arm with Newt, flushed with the cold but with a brightness in her eyes that he’s never seen. Percival’s heart constricts, and his lungs freeze up. For a moment he’s left breathless, massaging the place where his heart sits, trying to get it to beat. “Are you alright?” Newt asks. Percival tries to take another step and wobbles, losing his balance. The world spins again.He’s going down before he realizes it, the cold cobblestone rushing up to meet him. Newt curses, and then arms are wrapping around Percival, keeping him upright. “Ah! You’re alright, I have you,” Newt says, bright eyes studying Percival’s face. “When was the last time you had something to eat, hmm?“I don’t remember,” Percival slurs, cuddling closer to Newt’s warmth. It’s so cold - he’s starting to shiver. Tina huffs, worry and fear in her eyes. She bites her lip, glancing up at Newt. They seem to share a conversation, before Tina brushes a snowflake off Percival’s cheek, murmuring, “It’s alright, Percival. We’ll take care of you.”

[dresupi]

bigger on the inside

Ship:  Newt Scamander/Percival Graves/Tina Goldstein For:  @katiehavok Prompt:  #27.  Renting a cabin (I tweaked this prompt a little.  It’s a Scamander family property instead of a rental.  But it’s still a cabin. ;) )

Newt set his case down on the dusty floor of the cabin, looking around excitedly. 

It was dark.  An almost peculiar darkness pervaded the entire space.  

Tina reached into her pocket for her wand.She wasn't the best with housekeeping spells, but anything was better than this.  

"So, Newt...when you said it had been a while since you'd been here, you weren't kidding…"  Percival looked around the dark room and flicked his own wand, illuminating the room and causing both himself and Tina to gasp.  

It was decidedly… larger than what the outside conveyed.  

Tina laughed.  "Oh I see. It's bigger on the inside."

"Indeed it is," Newt said proudly.  “Never judge a book by its cover.  Or a cabin by its size.”  

“Especially when it belongs to the Scamander family,” Percival muttered under his breath.

[newtinalover]

Hey, who would accept my perverted idea of ​​writing a very hot threesome about Graves / Tina / Newt?

[theamericanjewitch]

✩ Goldgramander!

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Tina and Graves. But definitely Tina. 

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Tina

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Graves

Who trashes the house?

Tina which usually frightens and worries Newt when it happens

Do either of them get physical?

No. Never.

How often do they argue/disagree?

……….fairly frequently

Who is the first to apologise?

All of them. More so Newt followed by Tina and lastly Percival

Sex:

Who is on top?

They all switch about. But Percival tends to be the more dominant one.

Who is on the bottom?

Again, they take turns. But typically it’s Tina or Newt.

Who has the strangest desires?

Tina and Percival.

Any kinks?

Biting, scratching, occasional bondage, rope work possibly

Who’s dominant in bed?

See the answer for who’s on top. 

Is head ever in the equation?

HELL YES

If so, who is better at performing it?

…. *cough*Tina*cough*

Ever had sex in public?

…does at work count? Actually… yeah… there was that one time with Newt.

Who moans the most?

Tina or Newt

Who leaves the most marks?

All the above… (but totally Tina)

Who screams the loudest?

Tina.

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Percival

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Both

Rough or soft?

Both

How long do they usually last?

It depends on the situation now doesn’t it?

Is protection used?

Absolutely. In some magical form or another.

Does it ever get boring?

Hell no.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Does in Newt’s case count?

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

Tina does

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

At least one

Who is the favorite parent?

Newt

Who is the authoritative parent?

Percival

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Tina and Newt. But more so Newt

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Newt

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Percival.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

All

Who changes the diapers?

All

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

All

Who spends the most time with the children?

Tina and Newt (Not that Percival doesn’t want to it’s just that being a Director is very demanding work)

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Newt

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Newt and Tina

Who cleans up after the kids?

Tina and Newt

Who worries the most?

All of them

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Percival

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

Newt and Tina

Who is the little spoon?

Tina

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Percival and Tina

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Percival and Tina

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Is that even such a thing?

Who gives the most kisses?

Tina

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Reading in companionable silence.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

At home, in bed or on the couch

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? 

All of them would totally do that.

How often do they get time to themselves?

Often enough.

Sleeping:

Who snores?

Percival on occasion

If both do, who snores the loudest?

N/A

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Share one massive bed.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Depends on the weather to be honest. In the winter they cozy up but in the summer they like having their space.

Who talks in their sleep?

Newt

What do they wear to bed?

Well that certainly would depend on what they got up to before bed

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

All of them are

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

Nope

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Again it depends on the season

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Newt and Tina

Who wakes up first?

Newt and Percival

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Newt

What is their favourite sleeping position?

They don’t really have a single one they like the most.

Who hogs the sheets?

Tina.

Do they set an alarm each night?

Yup. Though Newt tends to be the alarm with how early he always gets up XD

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

Nope

Who has nightmares?

Percival and Tina

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Newt

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? 

Tina

Who makes the bed? 

Newt

What time is bed time? 

It really depends.

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Dinner, personal grooming whatever that may entail for that evening, occasionally some hankey pankey, followed up brushing teeth and passing out.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Tina and Percival

Work:

Who is the busiest?

Percival

Who rakes in the highest income?

Percival first and Newt second with Tina in the running for third place

Are any of your muses unemployed?

Nope

Who takes the most sick days?

Newt cause he doesn’t really have a BOSS to answer to XD

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Tina

Who sucks up to their boss?

*cough* XDDDDDDDDD

What are their jobs?

Director of Magical Security, Auror, and Magizoologist

Who stresses the most?

Tina followed by both Newt and Percival

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

They all love their jobs

Are your muses financially stable?

Yup

Home:

Who does the washing?

Newt

Who takes out the trash?

They take turns with that

Who does the ironing?

Newt

Who does the cooking?

Tina and Percival

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Tina in the beginning and Newt

Who is messier? 

Tina

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Tina

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

Tina and on occasion Newt

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

No one

Who is the prankster around the house?

Mainly Newt and Tina

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Newt (WE CAN BLAME THE NIFFLER FOR IT)

Who mows the lawn?

They have help for that

Who answers the telephone?

Percival and Newt

Who does the vacuuming?

Tina and Newt

Who does the groceries?

They all take turns with that.

Who takes the longest to shower?

Percival 

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Percival and sometimes on rare occasions Tina.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

Nope

How many cars do they own?

Cars aren’t really their thing… but I guess at least one

Do they own their home or do they rent?

Own

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Just outside the city

Do they live in the city or in the country? 

The country more so. Less people

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Well enough. 

What’s their song?

(I HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT)

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Be individuals who can function in a healthy manner apart from their significant others.

Where did they first meet?

Good god that is far too long a story to sum up here.

How did they first meet?

See above

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Percival

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Percival

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

All of them find it somewhat adorable.

Any mental issues?

PTSD for Graves, Stress/Anxiety/Depression/Panic Attacks for Tina, and lord only knows for Newt.

Who’s terrified of bugs?

Tina

Who kills the spiders around the house?

Percival (which upsets Newt greatly. “DON��T KILL LIVING CREATURES DAMN IT!”)

Their favourite place?

At home or in Newts case, away from people

Who pays the bills?

Percival

Do they have any fears for their future?

Who doesn’t?

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Percival hands down

Who uses up all of the hot water? 

*stares at Percival*

Who’s the tallest?

Newt

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

All of them would to be honest.

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Tina

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Tina

What do they tease each other about?

All sorts of things.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Percival is constantly exasperated by both Newt and Tina. But mainly by Tina.

Do they have mutual friends?

Of course.

Who crushed first? 

They’re not high schoolers. They’re grown mature adults.

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

*stares at Percival* Some folks like their Firewhiskey

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

*cough*Percival*cough*

Who swears the most?

Percival and Tina

[rey-of-luke]

Goldgramander Law Enforcement/Vet AU

Rule 12: Never Date A Coworker.

Everyone on the investigation team at NYCPD knows about this unwritten, unspoken rule. It’s why partners Percival Graves and Tina Goldstein have practically been dancing around each other on emotional eggshells for years now. Not to mention both mutually pining over the K9 units “official unofficial” veterinarian Newt Scamander who technically isn’t a coworker but might as well be because the K9 team consider him one of their own. 

However, with the entirety of New York under threat of an attack from notorious terrorist Gellert Grindelwald, the investigation and K9 units are thrown together in an attempt to stop his followers from doing anything. Which, naturally, means Newt is around even more often than before (which was quite a bit, considering all the canine officers adored him).

Seraphina Picquery, head of the entire police department, meanwhile, is seriously considering revoking Rule 12 because things are tense enough without those three adding to it.

[paintingraves]

This is perfect af I want 50k of this on my desk by morning

Do you think - do you think Graves knows? About the fact that literally every junior auror has a crush on him?

Like, has it become an inside joke between him and Phina? Does he greet those new aurors, and notices the telltale signs : a widening of the eyes, a clenching of the legs, a mouth falling slightly open and the typical “Oh No What The Fuck Is This I Am So Screwed” expression on their faces?

That’s three - no, four victims this time in the room, Seraphina.

Graves sighs and adds four little straight lines on the black board where he keeps count of the people who have crushes on him. He does nothing except stand there and they all fall. It’s good for his ego but it’s also getting repetitive.

But - if 500 hundred people crush on him by the end of the year, Seraphina promised to let him go on holidays for two months. He’s at 350 crushes. He thinks he can make it.

[amagizoologistscase]

newt, if you could choose two people to have in a threesome with you, who would you choose?

“Tina and... Leta? Maybe?”

[teapotauror]

ALL the questions for the mun!

cathy why?

☯ Is there a muse you've always wanted to play? 

Ehh, not that I can think of right now. I’m pretty settled with Tina, although I was tempted to make a Theseus the other day but, I restrained myself because I knew I wouldn’t use him

♣ Is there an author(s) that you look up to with your writing skills?                 

Going by actual published authors, I would probably say J.K Rowling herself since she created Tina, but maybe also someone like Sara Barnard? She writes Young Adult books that have quite heavy issues

♧ Is there an RP partner(s) that you credit for becoming a better writer? 

Yeah not you ;)  Nah I’m joking, obviously you @amagizoologistscase and also @magicalmusesandwheretofindthem

♥ What's your favorite ship with your muse?                 

For Tina it’s Newtina, for Ophi it’s Opheus

♡ Would you ever write a poly ship? 

Maybe GoldGramander?

♦ What's an AU that you've always wanted? 

Pirates? I dont know though, or a Titanic AU?

♢ What's an AU that you think just won't work with your muse? 

Probably something like the coffee shop AU

♔ What's your opinion on teacher/student verses? Do you have any of these as threads? 

I had one of these back when I had my Loki blog and I don’t know, it really depends on the ages of the characters. It’s not something I approve of in reality but, as something written in fiction then it’s not as bad. There’s a lot worse.

♕ Do you like magic!anons? Why or why not? 

I do and I don’t. It really depends on what it is

⚜ What is the best time to write for you? Why? 

Evening I would say because I’m all relaxed

★ What type of historical AU would you like to do one day? 

Something a bit medieval

I already answered the next four here

☼ What's an FC that you're dying to use? Why? 

Ewan McGregor. Just because I love him

☀ What's an FC that you desperately want to play with? Why? 

Armie Hammer maybe? More with Ophi because of the scenes in Man from UNCLE

☁ What's an FC that you refuse to play with? Why?                

I don’t refuse to play with any but, I’m not overly fond of Jamie Campbell Bower for personal reasons

☂ How does your muse spend a rainy day? How do you spend a rainy day?                Tina would spend it reading, I would spend it writing and watching movies

☃ If your muse was cartoonized, what would their FC be? Why? 

Ehhh, Tina would perhaps be Snow White? The Disney version obviously. And Ophelia, I think... maybe Jane from Tarzan because it looks like them

☺ What's a character that you desperately want your muse to play with? Why? 

I’d quite like them both to maybe play with Grindelwalds. Or maybe Ophi with Graves

☹ What's a character that you refuse to play with? Why? 

None

��� Are there any ships that you would like to write for one day? Any that you wouldn't?

Pft, um I just wanna write Newtina all the time tbh. Any I wouldn’t if you’re regarding pairings that my muses are a part of, Tina and Queenie? Because incest, and also Tina and Grindelwald makes me feel icky

☣ What's one thing that will make you drop a thread? 

Constant godmodding without clearing it up with me. I don’t mind when you do it though ^^

♨ What's a muse that you wished had lasted, but didn't? 

Pfft, Leta. I just didn’t care enough

❀ Do you like reblog karma? Why or why not? 

I tend to always reblog from the source where I can, and I like sending things like this meme to people

✿ Do you have a mun FC? If so why did you choose that as your FC, and if not who would you choose? 

Yes it’s Stitch because I love Stitch

♪♩♫ Does music inspire your muse? What's one song on your playlist that reminds you of your muse? 

Yes. For Tina I would choose She Used to Be Mine from Waitress. And for Ophi... I think I would choose a kind of shippy song which is Then by Brad Paisley

✂ Do you like to format your posts? Why or why not? 

No because effort

✆ Other than RPing, what's a hobby of yours? 

Reading, musicals, films, travel

✉ Do you RP on any other platforms? 

Facebook

❤ Have you or are you currently in love? 

No

❥ Has something ever happened for you to hate a ship? Why? 

It isnt even a ship I liked to begin with but I would have to go with Gr/ndelnewt because it just feels really icky to me, and again, I have some personal reasons behind that

ツ Who has been your favorite muse to play so far? Why? 

Tina for sure! I’ve stuck around for almost two years between films

回 Which muse was the worst to play? Why? 

Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad because that film was trash

✘ People come in a group. If I were to look on your blog, who would I see you interacting with the most? 

@amagizoologistscase, @wemadeemcocoa, @magicalmusesandwheretofindthem mostly you three

ღ Do you have a personal blog? Do you share it with your followers or do you keep it private? 

I do it’s porcupinegoldstein but i dont use it a whole lot

▼ Do you keep your character in character even if they are one of the worst people in the world?                 

I try to

▽ Why did you create this muse? 

It was a debate between Newt and Tina, but I’m so glad I went with Tina because as far as I’m aware, a lot of other Tina’s have taken long hiatuses because of personal reasons, which is fine, so I would have gotten bored on a Newt with no Newtina, especially considering there are some ships with Newt I just don’t get

[wanderingnork]

For the fluff prompts, are you willing to take a stab at goldgramander? I'd love anything with Feels, man. I, too, have a head cold so...

I hope you feel better, Anon!!

“How did we end up here?” Tina asks, watching Newt from across the street as he chats up a local warlock, looking for information on the rumored location of a bicorn.

“We came by train,” Percival says. “Even if you slept through the entire trip, and don’t remember how it happened.” They’re sitting at a table under a cafe awning, coffee in front of them and Newt’s suitcase at Percival’s side. Two ex-Aurors and a magizoologist. Strange company.

Tina smiles over the table at him. His hair gets grayer with every passing day, but at the same time, without the worries of the position of the Director of Magical Security on his shoulders, Percival looks more carefree than he ever has. “I mean here, us, together, with Newt.”

“Oh,” Percival says. He shakes his head, leaning back in his chair and folding his arms. “That’s a mystery.”

It really isn’t. Things had just sort of…happened. Tina and Newt had been drifting together before Percival returned to his work at MACUSA. Tina had found Percival, and it had been a natural extension of that for Tina to take care of him after that. Percival was always a solitary man, but after he’d been pulled out of a box on his desk he’d needed someone else. Tina–and Newt–had provided.

And now here they are.

Newt comes bounding across the road, heedless of the traffic. “Definitely a bicorn,” he says, as if their conversation had never cut off, “it’s out in the woods for certain, I hope you two are ready to rough it tonight.”

Tina takes his hand as Newt sits down on the third chair at the table. “Are you sure I’ve got to go along?” she teases.

Newt blinks, gaze flicking between the two of them. “If you and Percival want to stay–”

“She’s joking,” Percival says. He doesn’t take Newt’s hand, because Percival is not good at public affection, but he does rest a hand briefly on Newt’s forearm. “We’ll be out there in the woods tonight with you.”

“All right,” Newt says, smiling. “Have you two just been sitting here gathering moss while I’ve been working?”

“This is your circus,” Tina says, “not ours!”

“Yes,” Percival says. “You’re the ringmaster, and we’re the clowns.”

Picking up Percival’s cup and taking a sip of coffee, Newt says, “I’d rather be the lion tamer. Or Nundu tamer, as the case may be.”

Tina rolls her eyes. “So we’re still the clowns.”

“Precisely,” Newt says.

Percival takes his cup back from Newt. “I’m the ringmaster, I’ll have you know,” he says, dignified.

“I think I’m still a clown,” Tina says.

“No,” Newt says, smiling at her, “I think you’re the lady who rides horses and dives off cliffs, like the Carver girl. Daring.”

“Beautiful,” Percival adds.

“Incredible.”

“Awe-inspiring.”

Tina feels herself blush furiously. “You’re ganging up on me!”

She finds her other hand taken by Percival. “Of course we are. It’s why you’re with two of us. One man just couldn’t keep up.”

“We love you, Tina,” Newt murmurs, glancing at her; Percival only nods, gazing at her with a faint smile.

As they get up from the table, Tina makes sure to kiss each of them soundly, a silent acknowledgement. She ignores the stares from people around them, because as far as Tina’s concerned right now, the only people in the world who matter are the two men who’ve each got half of her heart.

[dresupi]

Can I have a song for GoldGramander, please? :D

OOoooo!  I like:  

All the King’s Horses - Karmina

I think this song has a little of all three of them in it.