#gojos got that annoying rizz

[deathshallbethelastenemy]

you know i adore you (3)

TEEN!gojo x FEM!reader (soulmate AU)

TW⚠️: gojo's being a little manipulative, angst, mentions of death and blood, mostly fluff tho

1: what you see, i see

2: where you go, i go

A/N: gojo is so 1989 coded

Her phone had buzzed for the tenth time during her student council meeting, and for the tenth time, she ignored it. She didn't have to look at the caller ID to know who it was.

Who knew Gojo Satoru would be so clingy? And here she thought she would be the one hanging on his coat tails. Not that they were dating because they weren't. They were friends with emphasis on friends - she had decided that after the high of finally seeing each other face to face.

The morning after was very clarifying for her. She tried to remember her dream the night, only to realize that Satoru had not slept the entire night - he had been watching her sleep the entire night. It was especially clarifying when her mom knocked on her door, and she processed that not only did she have a strange boy in her room, but that he was also soaked in blood. A hectic morning of her hiding her soulmate in the bathroom. It didn't help that he was complaining the entire time - it was a miracle her mother didn't hear him.

Fact of the matter is it would be irresponsible for her to start seeing him romantically without actually getting to know him first and she was a responsible person. So responsible that for the time being, she had to put student council duties first over her friendship with him, especially with the festival coming up.

She would call him after the meeting was over, "Now, do we have everything prepared for the festival tomorrow?"

Everyone nodded as they checked classrooms, and fixed decoration, and they put up the banner outside of the school that would be welcoming everyone in. After this task was done, she would leave.

From atop a ladder, she tied the elastic ribbons into a bow and smoothed the banner over with her hand, "Everything alright on that side?"

Her peer smiled at her from the other ladder directly on the other side of the banner, "Yeah!"

She climbed down the ladder and looked at their handiwork. It was perfect. All that was left was to go get her things.

One of her classmates giggled besides her, "Your boyfriend's here again."

"Who's boyfriend?" She asked.

The girl pointed at the entrance of the school, "Yours." She smiled cheerfully at him, "Hi, Gojo!"

And there he was, walking over to them - pouting.

This was her fault she should've known he would show up if didn't at least answer one of his calls or texts.

"We've been over this." She said, "He is not my boyfriend."

"Does he know that?" The girl said.

Another classmate chimed in, "Why not? he's super cute."

She hoped Satoru hadn't heard that. His ego was big enough as it was.

A pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist as he nuzzled his head in her neck, he said, "Yeah, I am super cute. Why not?"

Of course, he heard them. He looked at her expectantly over his glasses. He really was adorable when he wanted to be, enough that all of her classmates (boys and girls alike) practically swoon for him when he does anything.

She ignored him, "Meetings over. Everyone, go home."

Satoru huffed in annoyance but didn't let go of her, "Why don't you answer your phone?" He tilted his head so she could see more of his vibrant blue eyes despite his glasses, "A text would've been enough."

She fought the urge to run her hands through his hair, "I told you I had a student council meeting today." She twisted in his arms to face him, "and I told you that I wasn't going to be able to call or text until after."

He buried his face in her neck again and groaned, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did."

This was a little more than friendly, she knew that, but she also learned at the beginning of their friendship that he also didn't know what personal space was. Besides, she would stop him before he got too far, but she would admit, she liked it when he daringly pressed his lips on her neck to test just how far he can push the boundaries she had set for them. But today, she would enforce them.

She tugged his head back from her neck, "I have to go get my school bag, Satoru."

She stilled as he leaned in and kissed her in the corner of her mouth. Another thing he did to see how far he could go.

She pursed her lips, "That's more than friendly."

He raised an eyebrow, "You mind today?" And let out a dramatic sigh, "it's cause people are watching, isn't it?" He shifted all of his weight on her, "I'm a dirty little secret!"

She finally hugged him back. Not to actually hug him but keep them from toppling over.

She heard footsteps and giggles as her classmates walked past her and Satoru, "Yeah, he's totally not your boyfriend."

She saw a glimpse of Satoru's cheeky smile before he stuck his lower lip out and rubbed his cheek against hers.

And like clockwork, "Aw~"

She glared at her peers, "Do not encourage his behaviour."

They all snickered as they left.

She rolled her eyes at them and grabbed Satoru's cheeks with one hand forcing his lips to pucker as they looked at each other, "Stop." She pushed him off of her and finally, went to go get her belongings.

She sighed when Satoru slipped his hand in hers. If she pulled away he would whine for the rest of the day, so she let their fingers intertwine.

His eyes wandered away from her from time to time. She closed her eyes for a second. Little spectres were staring at them, peeking their heads from their hiding spots, and whenever, Satoru directed his gaze at them they'd duck back into their hiding spots in fear.

Oh.

She opened her eyes and quickened her steps. Her soulmate kept up with her new pace with ease. She opened the door and quickly picked up her school bag, but Satoru took it from her hand before she could sling it around her shoulder and swung it over his instead.

"Those curses shouldn't scare you. You know, they're too scared to come out and hurt anyone," he said, "They're too weak."

She grabbed her phone from the table, "You know I can't see them the way you can."

He pressed a kiss on her temple, "I can handle them, no problem."

She rested her head on his arm. He was right if any curse dared to rear out their ugly heads against them he would excorcise it easily. She was safe. They were safe.

She flipped her phone open as they walked out of the school.

47 MISSED CALLS from Gojo Satoru

He was not serious.

83 TEXT MESSAGES from Gojo Satoru

Oh God.

2 TEXT MESSAGES from Geto Suguru

Geto.S: He's being insufferable

Geto.S: Answer so he'll stop whining to me and Shoko

She shoved her phone in his face, "For real?!"

"You weren't answering!"

She shook her head as she went through the text messages.

Gojo.S: Wanna go check out the new boba place <3

Gojo.S: Whatcha ya doing? :3

Gojo.S: Oh right student council

Gojo.S: How long is it gonna to take?

Gojo.S: it's been 30 minutes :(

Gojo.S: Pls answer the phone </3

Gojo.S: meeting boring

Gojo.S: Ditch :D

She skimmed the rest of texts until she got near the end.

Gojo.S: The decorations look great!! :b

Gojo.S: r ya seriously going to check every classroom?

Gojo.S: For real?????

Gojo.S: ______ <3

Gojo.S: Suguru punched me :(

Gojo.S: kiss it better pls

Gojo.S: How much longer?????

Gojo.S: A ladder for what???

Gojo.S: :'(((((((((

Gojo.S: <////////////3

Gojo.S: I'm heading over there

She flipped her phone close, "You are such a stalker, Satoru."

He gasped offendedly, "I am not."

"Yes, you are."

"Am not!"

"Really?" She said, "What about the time you were literally watching me sleep for hours?"

"I wasn't myself that day." He quickly added, "and you were sad all day! What kind of soulmate would I be if I didn't let you know I was okay?"

"How'd you know where I live?" She retorted.

"It's a cute little bakery!" He smiled, "how is anyone supposed to miss that."

"Uh huh," she hummed, "suuureee~"

She was right, Satoru had somewhat stalked her that day and with how empowered he felt - he tracked down the very little cursed energy she did have with his six eyes.

"You stalk me too!" He pushed back.

"Hardly."

She was lying, but there was a difference between his stalking and her stalking. She only wanted to make sure he was safe. After what happened a few months ago, she couldn't help it and she only stalked him when he goes on missions not for everyday things like he does.

"Liar," Satoru said, "I can tell. I have really good eyes and senses."

She blushed, "It is not the same." Stupid six eyes, "You stalk me for no reason."

"It's not for 'no reason' - I miss you." He readjusted the straps of her school bag on his shoulder, "Besides, you don't have to worry about me like that anymore. No one can get the jump on me like that again."

She knew what he meant: I'm stronger now. Don't worry, I'm not dying anytime soon, and he was right. Nothing could touch him anymore unless he wanted it to, even her. Still, he didn't know what it felt like to have him gone from her soul. It wasn't a fading feeling of him slipping away - No, it was violent and soul wrenching - he was viscerally ripped from her. She was left cold and alone with her heart being the only one left beating. She was with him the whole time when he was desperately trying to learn and understand reverse curse technique to heal his bloody and dying body. All Satoru knew was that she cried.

Soft lips pressed against her cheek and then to the other. It was so sweet, so wonderful she hadn't realized she was crying.

"Is that why we aren't dating yet?" He continued to kiss her tears away, "you scared?"

She hadn't cared for him then and she fell apart. Imagine the damage it would do to her if she was in love with him? Her lip quivered at the thought. With a shaky breath, she buried herself in his chest in a hug, and nodded.

Satoru soothingly ran his long, slender fingers through her hair, "My girl's a bit of a little cry baby, ain't she?"

Her heart fluttered, my girl.

"I have every right to cry," she mumbled stubbornly in his chest.

He kissed the top of her head, "Yeah, you do." He tilted her chin up so she would look at him, "Boyfriends give more kisses you know."

She smiled as she wiped her tears, "No fair, I'm emotionally vulnerable right now."

Satoru's lips pressed ever so softly on hers. It was barely even a kiss, but she melted in his arms all the same. It would be so easy to fall into him and he would catch her every time. Yet, he pulled away and rested his forehead against hers.

She was right. He shouldn't take advantage.

He sighed... if time was what she needed then he could wait a little longer.

Part 4: i'm crazier for you

Gojo: y'all be scared to double text? Not me! Ding ding ding it's me again bitch!

Part 5: baby, you're the life of the party

Part 6: something's made your eyes go cold

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[thequeenofsarcaasm]

Chapter seven of Love is in the hands

I think it’s my favourite one yet (unless you count chapter 5 maybe). I gave Gojo too much rizz.

Summary

After getting kicked out of his home for being queer, Suguru comes across Satoru, his childhood sweetheart, in a strange gay bar that is owned by his new “family”: a bunch of queer social rejects who were taken in by Yuki, an eccentric matriarch. He finds a new home (and his long lost love) there.

Glimpse

“Was I that good?” Suguru jokes. A wise man once said good sex was transformative. “I think you’d make a great chef. You’re annoying enough to make it work. Ever thought about being a model though? It could help you afford your new dream,” Suguru suggests.

“Nah. Working for other people sounds like hell. The bar is only fine because it’s a family business. Besides, I don’t do much: just dancing around, serving customers, human resources and accounting,” Satoru says. He unwraps a stray lollipop and puts it in his partner’s mouth before repeating the action with another one, for himself. “Would you be mad if I posted nude photos on the internet and got paid for it?” he jokes.

Suguru gazes at him lovingly. “I’d only be mad if you asked someone else to take the photos. If your fanbase ever wanted more, I’d gladly fuck you in front of a camera to make them happy,” he jokes back.

“Let's not let those skills go to waste. Right?,” Satoru laughs. “Did you ever send these types of pictures to anyone? I’m convinced you take great ones. Just like a girl,” he says with a teasing smile. 

“Not exactly,” Suguru answers. “That one guy I used to mess with had a whimper fetish or something so he asked me for nut videos. He was nice and gave great blow jobs so I didn’t mind,” he laughs. “Things didn’t end well between us so I deleted his number.”

“He fell in love with you?” Satoru asks. 

“And wouldn’t take no as an answer,” Suguru finishes. It’s a story he knows all too well.

“Did you break his nose?” Satoru teases. Suguru had almost forgotten about that incident. To think such a thing would kill the unbearable distance between their lonely, aching hearts. Will they ever abide by the classical rules of romance?

“I only do that to people who hurt you,” Suguru announces with his eyes locked to Satoru. The blue pupils instantly shrink. “Have you, though? As Ki’s muse you must know your way around posing,” he points out.

Satoru turns his face and rests his cheek on the back of his hand. “Once or twice but it was transactional,” he mumbles. “I’d send you one though, for free,” he adds with one eye on Suguru. 

“You’re way too generous, my love. Don’t do it when I’m in class though,” Suguru warns.

[nessieartss]

Based on this post: https://www.tumblr.com/nessieartss/767841301700984832/alright-first-i-love-how-you-draw-megumi-you-make

1.) How would Nobara & Gojo react to ur AU!Megumi’s change in clothes (him wearing what Canon!Megukuna wears)??????

2.) How do you think Canon!Gojo & canon!trio would react to AU!Megumi’s change of style?

I can just imagine Sukuna in the classroom, just leaning back in his chair while desperately trying to hear Megumi & look out of the corner of his eye at hot!megumi in his new style. He’s trying to hear if Megumi did break up with anyone. Sukuna is so obvious about it, that I imagine Megumi looking at him & smirking while responding to Yuuji, “I’m single, but maybe I am interested in a relationship”, like 👌 boy has rizz (and is heavily trying to impress Sukuna, but is better at hiding it).

3.) Like how do you think AU!Gojo & Yuuji/nobara reacts to Sukuna’s obvious attempts at hiding that he wants to hear if Megumi’s single?

4.) How do AU!Gojo & Yuuji/Nobara react to Megumi flirting with Sukuna & his response of being single?

5.) How do you think Canon!Gojo, Yuuji/Nobara/Megumi react to the fact that AU!Megumi & Sukuna become a couple in another universe?

Sorry about all these questions, I just got excited 😆 cause I loved this person’s ask and I absolutely love this AU. We need happiness after Gege flipped us off

This might be the longest ask ive ever gotten and my english is so broken, so here we go

1. Nobara's jaw would be on the floor the whole day because she just cant imagine the stoic, calm and collected megumi suddenly changed his whole style (like "how much hair gel did you use") while gojo just bursted out laughing his ass off

2. I think canon gojo would react the same as my au gojo? I can say for sure that "what the hell" was the first thing that came out of his mouth and then followed by the annoying laugh that you can hear from the other classroom. I cant really think for the canon trio but for my au yuuji, i can imagine him just looking dead into megumi's eyes and he suddenly had this little ptsd moment where sukuna used to have his hair dyed black and slicked back as well (he was in his rebel teenage years) and it just ruined his mood for the entire week.

3. Yuuji and nobara, being the good detectives that they are, are probably the only 2 people that can see through sukuna because he was not being subtle about it eventhough he thought he was

4. They will definitely tease either megumi or sukuna (but only if they are in a group or sukuna would probably disintegrate one of them into million pieces)

5. They would all shriek on horror, even sukuna, and i think it was funnier that way

Thank you for these questions, im sorry i cant answer all of them but im glad you enjoyed it!!

[pedripop]

new reblog bc it got long but ty for the tag @literallyrousseau !! <33

❤️ 5’2..

🧡 um.. i don’t really know, i prefer men though!

💛 my legs my legs my legs without my legs i’d die

💚 mexico :3

🩵 2 bunnies, a dog!!

💙 2 little brothers, a younger sister

💜 floyd’s biggest fanboy ^_^

🩷 forsenics detective

🖤 drawing, baking, annoying my bf <3

🎂 august 20th!!

🌙 um.. i don’t know, ‘m a leo tho

💉nah, only for earrings 😭

🚗 yes but my family doesn’t trust me

✈️ EL SALVADOR 💥💥💥💥

🎤 romeo santos, karol g, morat

🎵 ROMEO SANTOS 💥💥💥💥

🎧 um.. perfect from the trolls soundtrack BEHFIAUD

📺 clone high

📝 my soap x male reader thingy that’s in progress

🔐 uh.. i don’t know, i have rizz?

🧟‍♀️ clown almost kidnapped me when i was 6

🔥 i kiss my best friend infront of his boyfriend 😭

🍓 strawberries!!!

🍅 garlic anything

🍊 spring

🍋 enemies to lovers HAHDUWIFJW

🍐 JOHN SOAP MACTAVISH 💥💥💥💥💥

🫐 italy, peru, south korea!!

🍇 delusional

🍒 falling into my moms lap at the age of 1

🍌 singing

💌bc i was bored

✏️ probably since i was 13

🖇️ any and all asks!

📚 horny thoughts

📌 probably the gojo x camboy one

🔍 GOJOOOOOO

🖊️ soap bc of the accent.

💔 nope

❤️‍🔥 floyd n soap

🧚‍♀️ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ

🪐moonknight

🌝 moonknight again

🌚 umm i don’t know

🌹 don’t know i’ve only written one smut fic 😭

🥀 ^^

🌊 probably puppy play i think that’s the only one

❄️ imagines 😭

☂️ honestly all my mooties writing is amazing 😼

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