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one-winged-dreams · 2 years ago

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LET ME PREFACE THIS BY SAYING I'M NOT BEING A HATER.

But in TFP reader fics, it always seems like the reader is like, super nice to the vehicons and they're like 'why are you being so nice to us? no one's ever been nice to us :(' and it's all cute and sweet and everything

but there is specific comedy value in the soundwave selfship where the vehicons see my insert and are just fucking TERRIFIED of him. Soundwave is creepy as fuck enough as is, who knows what the fuck is wrong with a HUMAN that's in LOVE with him?? AND SOUNDWAVE LOVES HIM BACK???? There has GOT to be something HORRIFIC about that thing, get the fuck away from it. Do not TOUCH IT. When you see it, RUN.

Insert reaction for bonus comedy:

#i mean i can SEE the appeal of making friends with a bunch of giant robots #but at the same time i can't see past the whole 'seasoned killing machine' thing for the 'making friends uwu' trope to appeal to me #AGAIN NOT BEING A HATER #in fact i have thoughts involving becoming 'acquainted' with vehicons that is far less wholesome but just as self-indulgent lmao #anyway it's that one 'this is nice but I like THIS' meme only with my stupid sense of humor #it's just as unrealistic but I prefer to go for comedy over wholesomeness in this regard akdgajksg #godspeed you vehicon-friending tfp fans #anyway #rhythm of my life

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