#goddess bless you on your journey and let's get wildin

[meirimerens]

I remember a while back someone asked you about your sexuality headcanons for TEW characters and I was wondering, what are they (if you have any!!) for MGS character? :0 (sorry for bad English)

yeah i got sum… not for every single characters but i’ll give out those i can think of out of the top of my head!

snolid snake: gay, i’m a big fan of the idea of, at some point, him and meryl being asked how it went between them post-mgs1 and meryl responding “well we really respected each other but there was this… thing, this feeling that got in the way of us really loving each other in a romantic way….” and said thing being. their respective absolute MASSIVE homosexualities

while i’m on the topic, meryl: massive lesbian, mgs4 canon ending lichrally who? idk who this johnny guy is

hal: bi and like, oblivious and a disaster about it

kaz: bi and like, confident enough that if he was still alive (rip king) he’d give tips to hal on how to not make a fool out of yourself when you’re trying to get your man’s attention

ocelot: my gay moronsexual KING goddess bless him and his horrendous taste in men

big boss: in all ways except knowledge that sex exists, bi

venom: bi and a better person than big boss could’ve ever dreamed to be

eva: she puts the “bi” in “big mama” if you know what i’m fucking sayin!!!

joy/the boss: my absolute bicon of a mom with a… wild taste in men goddess bless

strangelove: my canon lesbian goddess bless

mei ling: loves wemen non otherwise specified, i’m thinking lesbian who’s juuust dipping her toes into the whole dating wemen thing

raiden: my massive bi womenrespecter 

liquid: haven’t quite thot about it because when he comes on screen i lose consciousness and wake up in the middle of a field covered in someone else’s blood. likes men non otherwise specified, but loves throwing hands more.

olga: the second i saw her i felt a wave of kinship wash over me and looking at her i saw a massive lesbo looking back if you know what i’m fucking sayin!!!!!

sniper wolf: we’re married and very happy, thank you

huey: canonically homophobic

it’s past 4AM and this series is a lot for my sleep-deprived brain to handle so if i missed someone you’re wondering about just ask don’t be shy.

and your english was just fine, you’re doing great!!