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infinitegest · 1 year ago

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OKOK i just found ur blog and i LOVE (same person who loves body horror stuff) but there was one post about cops in dnd that makes think of this one quote from dimension 20’s fantasy high and honestly its just such a weird crossover of anti-cop sentiment in such a nerdy medium and… something nobody besides anonymous internet strangers knows about me. anyway here’s the quote just in case u don’t know it bc i wanna spread it to everyone i can >:)

“Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?”

Brennan Lee Mulligan Is A Cishet White Man I Would Fuck

#i echo Allie’s sentiment: thank u brennan for making The Church the big bad of so many stories #ALSO ROBERT MOSES AS THE VILLAIN OF UNSLEEPING CITY IS CHEFS KISS #brennan has a page on his website titled Prose. the only thing on that page is a christmas story about how much he wants to eat the rich #godddd what a man #take me to chooch #asks #thanks anon!#acab

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rob-pattinson · 2 years ago

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JONATHAN MAJORS 2023 | Keith Major ph. for EBONY

#jonathan majors #jmajorsedit #marvelcastedit #flawlessgentlemen #homoinitiative #photoshoot #edit #*#what a man my godddd #10k

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Laughingstock at 3am

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

"You are a worm go to bed"

ehehehehehhhhh yeah....

bonus <3

#barnaby in the morning: *not remembering Any of that* why are you upset...#howdy: im not upset #barnaby: you're cutting all of my coupons in half. you're upset #howdy: WELL YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME #barnaby: ???? WHAT????#etc etc hard cut to barnaby going outside and kissing a worm to prove his love #cue howdy crying out 'NOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME???'#smh poor pup cant win....#scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #scribbling this was a bitch and a Half but it was sooooo worth it imo #they make me insane Insane they make me insaaaaaane!#it was mainly howdy giving me trouble. like the usual #mans got too many arms. had the hardest time figuring out where to put them all #GODDDD BUT THEYRE SO THEYRE SO!!! THEY ARE SOOOOO <3<3<3<3 #fluffiest duo ever stgggggggg #literally and uh. not-literally. whats the word? whatever doesnt matter!#the Softest Sillies....#fuck fuck fuck THEY ARE STILL EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN asdjbasjnanlasfnlasknls AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i might have to make a post about the delusional world i have in my head where theyre a Thing. the headcanons.... too many Thoughts...

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless

horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month

#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him #horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them #horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does #when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this #he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky #using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS #granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby #ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing #dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick #when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy #he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again #he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream #so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not #can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR #when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him #can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one #god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT #the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE #or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you #youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up #listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer #canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust #idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious #horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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daiwild · 5 months ago

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i genuinely cannot comprehend how some people yearn for blatantly hetero and/or unstated celebs to be queer when there are SO MANY existing artists that are openly queer and ik this is a basic take but im only saying this because i recently realized that i listen to a shit ton of queer musicians and i dont even actively seek them out. like, i just accidentally stumbled upon tons of really good queer musicians, some with queer centric music but many without. i didnt even ask for this. so why are people itching to put a label on basic white singer #25 when trans breakcore bangers are RIGHT THERE.

#why did i ramble who gaf oh my godddd sht up #this is about . taylor swift harry styles BTS what have you #its this fucking pervasive fujoshi fudanshi mindset that people have where they view real person entertainment as fanfiction #and the idea that queer identities have a moral alignment #like your fave creator is no better or no worse if they are queer #they are not cooler or more interesting either #so stop trying so hard man #why headcanon if bts guy 1 and bts guy 2 are kissing when onlyoneof is right thereHUERHGJKO.

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allmyandroids · 3 months ago

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