#goddamnit I miss offlining

[leftneb]

HUH? WHAT? WHAT. HUH?

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - twenty-two | leroyyyyy jenkins!

“Where the hell are we going?”

“Umm…” you trailed off. “I don’t know.”

Keeho hummed. “I… I don’t see you.”

“I’m by this like… gate thing?”

“‘Gate thing’?”

“Yeah. A thing that sort of looks like a gate.”

Yeji laughed.

“Why is that funny?”

“I think I know where you are.” Yeji said.

“Where is she?” Keeho asked.

“Literally on the other side of the map.”

“You’re kidding.” Keeho’s silence afterwards meant he had the map open and was looking for your icon. “Oh my god. Cat, how did you get over there so fast?”

“I just followed the road.”

Yeji laughed again.

“Why are you laughing?” You asked, agitated.

“Because you must have clipped or something. There’s no way you could have made it over there so fast.” You sighed.

QuackIsWhack✅: Speedy cat 🗻of Namhae✅: Gotta go fast LuciPURR: Fastcat YangYangGangGang: GOTTA GO FAST TheNicestGuy: Beautiful and talented A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Hey! Only I can say that! JohnnyYuta: And me! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Yeah, and Yuta! JohnnyYuta: BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED TheNicestGuy: Shrimp QuackIsWhack✅: Be nice, NicestGuy JohnnyYuta: Shrimply the best, I think you mean A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Yeah 😌😌😌 JohnnyYuta: Better than allll the rest~~ A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Beautiful and talenteddd~~ TheNicestGuy: 🙄

You laughed at your chat and gasped when you looked back at the screen and hid.

“What was that?” Keeho asked.

“I think someone from the other team just went by.”

Yeji gasped. “You see them?”

“Yeah. Oh my god, I think I can see their camp from here.”

“Whaaaaat?” Yeji asked. You opened your map and you could see she was running towards you. 

Keeho was too but from a different direction. “Goddamnit.”

“Should I do something?”

“No, stay right there,” Keeho replied.

You sighed and looked back at your chat.

LuciPURR: Oh god, telling her to wait? LeaBea: HOW long has Keeho known her? QuackIsWhack✅: Doesn’t he know she has no patience?

“Hey, chat, I have patience.”

“You’re actually waiting?” Yeji asked.

“...Yeah. You guys are so far away though.”

“Don’t move.” Keeho ordered.

“Humpf!”

“And don’t pout at me.”

You sighed again.

🗻of Namhae✅: She’s pouting 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Of course I’m pouting, I’m being ordered around like a childdddd YangYangGangGang: Cat in the chat, woahhhhhh! 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Woahhhhhhhh JohnnyYuta: You can’t let him talk to you like that 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: I can’t run in blindly either A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: I mean, you totally can 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: I totally could 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: But I also don’t want to fuck up the game lol JohnnyYuta: You could totally fuck up the game A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: You should fuck up the game 😈😈😈 JohnnyYuta: 😈😈😈 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Omg you guys are the WORST A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Lol 🗻of Namhae✅: Instead of an angel and a devil, it’s just two devils 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Lolol you’re rightttt 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Get off my shoulders you little shits A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: We’re holding onto you like Shadow of the Colossus JohnnyYuta: I’m slicing you like Attack on Titan 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: Oh my GOD

You opened the map on your screen to check where they were and went back to the chat.

🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: I'll wait until they get here, then I’ll go A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Awwww JohnnyYuta: Sow chaos A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Sow the seeeeeeds 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: I’m not a gardener 🗻of Namhae✅: Lol YangYangGangGang: Get a trowel! SleepySheepy😴: Get a hoe MinHoe: Someone called for me? 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: LOL

“Are you okay, Cat? You’re really quiet.” Yeji asked.

“I’m just waiting for you guys, I have nothing to do.”

“You’re actually waiting?” Keeho asked.

You could see both of them, running as fast as they could across the map to get to you. 

“Yeah, you told me to wait.”

“I didn’t think you’d listen.”

“Wow, rude. You want me to call your mom again?”

Keeho groaned loudly.

“Do it!” Yeji laughed. “I missed it last time. I love Keeho’s mom.”

You chuckled.

JohnnyYuta: Do it! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Do it! LeaBea: We love Mrs. Yoon! QuackIsWhack✅: She should debut QuackIsWhack✅: Put her son to shame 🗻of Namhae✅: Lol YangYangGangGang: Call her! MinHoe: Call the woman! LuciPURR: I

You laughed.

“What are you laughing at?” Yeji asked.

“My chat really wants me to call Keeho’s mom.”

She laughed. “You should.”

Keeho groaned.

You laughed. “He hasn’t done anything yet… except made unhappy noises at the idea.”

You continued to wait as they continued to run in your direction. Finally, Yeji was getting closer and you’d be able to see her if you peeked out of your hiding spot. You peeked, and heard bullets whizz past you.

“Oh my god!” 

“What?” 

“They saw me!”

“What?”

“Fuck it!”

You ran towards the enemy team, shooting all the while, running serpentine and ducking behind objects, and just as you were downed and though you were about to die, Yeji ran up and killed the person who was shooting you and picked you up.

Keeho ran up to join you. “You really couldn’t wait, huh?”

“Hey, I waited. My hand was forced.”

“Oh my god.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me: Leroyyyyy Jenkins!” You led the charge into the enemy team’s hideout, shooting all the way.

“Cat! Oh my god!” Yeji yelled and ran after you.

“Your armor is too low to be in front!” Keeho yelled after you as he followed.

You ducked behind a bombed out wall and crouched as you peeked out and shot at as many of the other team members you could. Maybe the three of you were idiots for only playing with three members, but Mick and Bracken were out today and Ryujin had to do overtime at work and the three of you wanted to play anyway. It wasn’t until you saw that they had a car and what looked like a grenade launcher that it occurred to you that your team score might go down very soon.

“Uh, guys? I think they have--”

You ducked just as the rocket went whizzing past your head.

Yeji and Keeho ducked behind you just in time.

“Fuck! You ruined our element of surprise.”

“Im-a da pope, and I absolve myself of this sin.”

“...what?” Keeho asked.

Yeji laughed.

“It’s-- it’s from a movie. Stay here!”

“Cat--!” Keeho whisper-yelled.

You used the smoke from the rocket as a screen and ran behind another building and watched for a moment as some of the opposing team moved towards the wall Keeho and Yeji were behind. You ran around the building as fast as you could and, now that you were behind the group, threw a grenade into the middle of them and got off as many headshots as you could.

With the group in disarray over the grenade’s explosion, Keeho and Yeji jumped from their hiding spot and assailed the group from their side. As the last member fell, so did you. Yeji ran over to pick you up again.

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah, we should see if they have some healing kits I can use.”

“What is your problem?” Keeho bellowed.

You spun around and looked at his character for a second before you started jumping. “We won, didn’t we?”

He sighed. “I thought you were going to get killed, and then Yeji and I would get killed.”

“Nah nah nah, I had a plan.”

“You didn’t have a plan, you just ran in.”

“It was a Running In kind of plan. I figured it out as I went along. It’s fine”

Keeho sighed again. “It’s such a good thing you never joined the military or something, you’d get court-martialed for being disobedient.”

“I’d be the biggest headache in the place.” You laughed as you searched the other team’s bodies.

Yeji laughed. “They’d just throw you at the enemy and hope for the best.”

You chuckled. “They wouldn’t even be able to have a war, I’d be so annoying-- Got it!” and healed yourself. “Okay, who wants to find the next group to fuck up?”

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[starlight-shark]

I MISSED THE COOL APRIL FOOLS THING GODDAMNIT. this is what I get for being offline for one (1) day 😔

[the-final-sif]

So, Tomura flips on the TV to find Katsuki has been kidnapped, and he knows exactly who it was. He doesn’t even need to look at the details.

The heroes are supposedly working on getting him back, but that’s not good enough. Tomura knows AFO is after him, and he knows Katsuki isn’t gonna give him up. He’s gotta go save his friend, but he knows he can’t do it alone.

[theblacksheepofthefamily] has come online!

PhoenixRights: Dude, where’ve you been?

theblacksheepofthefamily: kat got kidnapped and it’s my fault

theblacksheepofthefamily: there’s a lotta shit going on, you know how we never share personal info?

theblacksheepofthefamily: this is why

theblacksheepofthefamily: this is fucking why

theblacksheepofthefamily: the guy who kidnapped kat, he’s a villain

theblacksheepofthefamily: his name is all for one, and he took me, wanted me to be his fucking successor or something

theblacksheepofthefamily: but kat helped me get away and has been hiding me since

theblacksheepofthefamily: but he found us, and he’s after kat to find me

PhoenixRights: Okay, holy shit dude.

PhoenixRights: This is a lot.

PutASpinOnIt: Kat is Katsuki Bakugou then? The UA kid?

theblacksheepofthefamily: yes

DefinitelyNotMei: Oh my goodness, you must be having a terrible time right now.

DefinitelyNotMei: If you know the villain behind the attack, you should inform the heroes though, any information could be helpful.

DefinitelyNotMe: They can protect you and do a lot more than we could.

theblacksheepofthefamily: can’t do that

theblacksheepofthefamily: remember the sports festival?

PhoenixRights: Oh holy shit dude, that was you?

theblacksheepofthefamily: i didn’t mean to

theblacksheepofthefamily: i just saw him up there like that

Geten: and lost your shit

theblacksheepofthefamily: yeah

PhoenixRights: Fair enough

PhoenixRights: I woulda done the same if they’d pull that shit with shouto.

theblacksheepofthefamily: i can’t trust the heroes or the cops, all for one has some of them paid off but i don’t know which ones

theblacksheepofthefamily: but i can’t do nothing

theblacksheepofthefamily: i still remember where the bar is, that’s where he would’ve taken him, im sure of it

theblacksheepofthefamily: im going no matter what, and i know i can fight him if i need to

theblacksheepofthefamily: but i could use help, and i need to do this now

Miruko: there’s like a 50% chance I’ll lose my license for this since im super not assigned to this mission and not supposed to let civilians pull shit like this.

Miruko: but fuck it, i’m in.

Miruko: where are we meeting?

DefinitelyNotMei: Wait, we really shouldn’t be doing this.

PhoenixRights: I’m in.

DefinitelyNotMei: Touya! No!

PhoenixRights: Touya! Yes!

Geten: im always down to defy the law

PutASpinOnIt: Why not?

DefinitelyNotMei: Because people could get killed!

theblacksheepofthefamily: the bar is in Kamino, I’m on my way. meet at the train station there.

theblacksheepofthefamily: thanks guys.

theblacksheepofthefamily: i’ll explain more there

DefinitelyNotMei: This is a bad idea.

PhoenixRights: I’m already packed up.

DefinitelyNotMei: Goddamnit Touya.

DefinitelyNotMei: ...

DefinitelyNotMei: We’ll be there.

[everyone has gone offline]

NotAChicken: wait

NotAChicken: guys

NotAChicken: what’d i miss

NotAChicken: ...

NotAChicken: fuck.

[aidenwaites]

I missed half the people in our discord being offline/not in a call by about ten minutes goddamnit 

[lydiadittrich]

I am Posting this as a relatively benign example of how it feels to be a woman in this day and age. I started playing Words with Friends to keep my mind sharp and pass time while I travel. At least three times a week I get messages like this. This is a classic DARVO exchange. Proposition me, then when I rebuff, get angry to make me feel guilty somehow and force me to reconsider because I Am a girl. Then appear shocked and hurt I would believe a human with no face on their page would be capable of this behavior. Which means I now have to block them or it just gets worse. Today I was standing by the car admiring a vista when a gentleman pulls up and asks me if I was waiting for him. I glanced over and said No. His reply? Grabbing his genitals and telling me it was a pity I was missing out because his penis was magic. The view I was looking at?? The Discovery Center at the ZOO. What the fuck America. When did we start telling men it was okay to metaphorically (or in the case of penis pictures literally) catcall and grope women online?? Catcalling and visually assaulting us had unfortunately been the norm offline for years, so now they have a new playground. The “grab them By the pussy” mentality needs to die. And I Am so mad that I have to have these conversations with my daughters. Goddamnit my girls should be able to walk down the street at any hour of the night wearing whatever they want and not be subject to this crap. They should be able to interact like any man does on a chat forum and not get propositioned simply because of their gender. I am Tired of having to teach them how to defend themselves from predatory trolls and perverts who cannot respect their body sovereignty. You want to see the war on women? It’s not a figment of our imagination. It’s our everyday reality. So before you cry out one more time about your pro choice friends being murderers or misinformed, think about the number of times a man has assumed simply because you are a girl or woman that their attentions were to be well received. I can count on both hands the number of times it has happened to me this week ALONE as a woman traveling by myself. It DISGUSTS ME. (at Binghamton, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5w1ERpOxY/?igshid=9upig2yz959v