#god izuku is a champ

[bokunoheroanalysisforthefuture]

The second and third obstacles! And Mei’s first big showing, because of course. 

[No. 25 - In Their Own Quirky Ways]

Ochako, Tsuyu, and Mina are all standing still, staring at the next obstacle as Present Mic announces it. He calls the first barrier ‘a piece of cake,’ the notes that for the second, you fall and you’re out, so you have to crawl across if you want to make it. The obstacle, oh, nothing big, just the fucking Grand Canyon with the bottom encased in the goddamn void:

Despite all reasonable reservations about crossing, Tsuyu takes the leap (metaphorically) and starts creeping along one of the ropes, calling it a giant tightrope. She giggles to herself, saying this is her chance to make a splash. (God, a girl after my heart, I love her sense of humor between this and the USJ.)

Next we are introduced to our resident spark - I mean support course student, Hatsume Mei (abet we don’t get her name yet here, but she’s emphasized enough that it’s obvious she’s gonna be important soon.) He’s cackling a bit maniacally, talking about how it’s time for her support items to get the spotlight, calling out to the national support companies to look at her wire arrow and hover soles - the items she just so happens to be wearing, along with a few other gadgets.

Ochako realizes Mei is in the support course, while Mina is shocked that she’s allowed to have her gear. Mei points out to them that the hero course students get practical battle training, right? So in the interest of fairness, as long as they developed the gear themselves, using equipment’s just fine! In fact, for the support course students, it’s the greatest opportunity to show off their inventiveness and craftmanship to the industry! 

Mei cackles some more as she shoots off her hookshot - I mean wire arrow, the end impacting and catching on one of the pillars with a klang. Mei leaps off of the side of the canyon, again calling out to all the corporations to check out her ‘adorable babies’ while clicking on a button on her devise that starts reeling her in, as well as activates the hover function of her boots. Ochako and Mina are fired up, Ochako rushing to chase after while Mina continues to complain about it being unfair. 

Shinsou, meanwhile, is being a little bit creepy, just watching on with a slight leer as he just says ‘cool.’ Wonder what he’s doing here… hmm…

Up in the announcers’ booth, Mic states how they have all types trying to make it big in the sports festival. Aizawa, meanwhile, is just annoyed ay why ‘those idiots’ (re: the students probably) stopped moving. We then shift over to Shouto just reaching the other end of the canyon, with Mic announcing as such to the crowds.

Of course, it’s not so easy as that. Even as SHouto starts building up more ice to start pushing ahead, Katsuki is blasting in from above. Katsuki calls out, refusing to stay behind any longer, while Shouto just thinks that with how fired up Katsuki is now, he must be a slow starter. Which, man, I don’t even know if that’s just an observation about the quirk or if that was intended as a savage shot, but either way, I’m cackling.

We see Tenya somewhere behind Katsuki, watching the explosions as he pushes on. He says it’s very likely his brother is also watching, so he musn’t show an unsightly performance… 

he says as he does a T-pose to skid across the ropes with his quirk. Mic calls it unsightly, which like, dude, rude. Also, how did he know what Tenya even said there? I guess it’s just a little thing for the sake of humor, like the ‘drawn differently’ jokes for All Might. 

The crowds watching on are impressed with the performance of Shouto, talkin about how he just can’t be stopped. How quirk is awesome, but it’s not just that - he’s also incredibly athletic and perceptive. Someone else agrees, then points out how he’s the son of the flame hero, Endeavor. The first person(?) says that makes sense, the kid’s got the blood of the number two hero out there, after All Might. The pros are gonna be scrambling to get him as their sidekick.

Can I just say this is a very interesting panel here. Like there’s no reason we immediately know about to have it divided in two like this, but any amount of retrospect with what we learn later this arc makes it obvious: this is representing the internal divide Shouto places on his two sides, separating his fire from his ice. I also like how the mention of Endeavor here also happens to be on the fire side, further drawing attention to it and, subsequently, the scar there.

The scar that, incidentally, can be considered Endeavor’s fault.

I’m sure there’s a whole lot more Shouto and Todoroki family meta that can be shoved in here when analysing this panel, but we have things to do, events to see, arcs to get through! 

Present Mic announces how the leads keep breaking ahead, while the rest of the pack is bunched up. Since the racers don’t know how many will get to move on, all they can do is aim for first place! And the leader has just reached the final barrier - that is to say… the minefield.

...wait a second, ‘a deadly Afghan carpet’? Uhm, is that a translation thing, or… what a strange reference to make here. While it’s hard to make out the locations of mines from this page (at least to me), Present Mic confirms in his announcements that a quick glance should be enough to reveal it to the students, so they need to keep both eyes open and watch their steps. By the way, the mines don’t pack a deadly punch, but they’re loud and flashy enough that the kids might need a change of underwear when it’s over. Aizawa adds on that it depends on the individual, of course.

Meanwhile, back on the ropes, we see Izuku crawling along almost like a chameleon, the armor plating strapped to his back with some of the loose wire. In the background we see Shouji gliding from one of the pillars with his arms out wide, and another student  Naruto running across the wire like a champ.

You go, Naruto runner guy. 

Back with the landmines, we see Shouto realize that the positioning of the landmines puts whoever is in the lead at a disadvantage, since none of the mines have gone off yet, ergo meaning the highest chance of setting one off and losing time to the distraction. It’s all a big show, which I mean, you’re only just realizing this? Meanwhile, in the background, we see another student get blown into the air from one of the mines, and yet another (I think Ojiro???) struggling to follow. 

Katsuki, of course, decides to show up then, finally blowing past Shouto while stating how ‘this crap’ can’t slow him down. Which I mean, makes sense when his whole thing is explosions, these landmines really can’t be all that impressive to him. Katsuki declares that Shouto’s declaration of war was to the wrong person.

Present Mic gleefully announces the new leader, telling the mass media to get excited, since they love this kind of turn-around. (Definitely not a subtle dig at them, no sir.) He then announces how the rest are catching up while Katsuki seems determined to fight Shouto right where they are - Tenya has blasted himself forward with one of the mines, looking very silly, while Ibara is using her vines to test the ground around her (I think?) to allow safe passage. 

Gotta go fast (do do do do do do do…)

While Present Mic wonders if the two grappling for first can hold onto their lead, we see Izuku standing at the start of the field, watching the other students rush ahead. Tokoyami is again launching himself into the air with his quirk, Kirishima is just carefully picking his way through, and I can’t tell enough about the other students to see if they’re 1a or not, so… 

Izuku worries about how wide the field is, while we get to see just how many people are ahead of him on the field. However, Izuku seems to have a plan, looking around him. As the others rush onwards, and as Shouto and Katsuki fight with each other, we see Izuku hard at work doing something he says is taking a page from Kacchan’s book. He thinks about how he can still catch up as he throws himself forward onto a bunch of unearthed landmines, the plate under him and between him and the inevitable explosion. 

Nice. 

Izuku is sent flying over everyone’s heads from the force of it, much to everyone’s shock. Shouto and Katsuki both look back to see what caused it, while Mic wonders what could have caused such a blast, and whether it was accidental or intentional. As Toshinori throws his arms up in the air (panic or excitement?), we get one last look at Izuku, wearing a very determined expression as Present Mic announces his riding the wave in hot pursuit.

And with that, chapter 25 is done! What a point to leave off at. Next time, we finish the race, get to see placements, and (I think) we get the announcement for the second event. See y’all then!

[erensangel444]

i’ve been binge watching mha and deku is so nnghhhbfhrbf <3333 i’m having actual izuku brainrot rn so i feel like this is necessary ------> a little deku drabble

characters are aged up!

DNI if not 18+

“mmph!” izuku’s whimper was muffled, his teeth biting into his bottom lip, desperate not to embarrass himself. you were just so pretty, and somehow he had gotten you in his room (he still doesn’t know how).

but there was no use in thinking about that now, not with the way you were licking your lips, your hand wrapped firmly around the base of his cock. 

was this real? were you real? izuku was about this close to pinching himself, but your pretty little laugh assured him that he was awake. 

“relax, izuku” you said airily, your tongue peeking out to lick the tip of his cock and all the pre-cum smeared across it. fuck, your tongue had touched him for not even five seconds, and he already felt his brain short-circuiting.

and when your lips wrapped around his cock, he was a goner. he’d never felt anything like this and-- “shit, f-feels so good!”

your nails were raking up and down izuku’s thigh. they were beige colored, simple, but you made them look sexy. and with the way they looked wrapped around izuku’s cock, he wanted to paint his walls that color. 

“feel good?” you slurred against the tip of izuku’s cock, saliva gathering in your mouth. before he could even answer, you were back to deep-throating him, like it was or easy or something. 

and he’s not an egotistical prick, he promises! but he knows that he’s, urm--well endowed in his lower regions, and you were taking it like a champ. 

in all honesty, izuku was scared to look down at you, for he knew what it would entail. he had settled on throwing his head back and squeezing his eyes shut. it was taking everything in him not to buck up into your mouth, and he was nothing if not a gentleman. 

he opened his eyes, being met with the all-might poster that was taped to the ceiling of his room. he’d definitely rather look at you right now. 

and, god, what a sight you were. izuku didn’t even know if you were doing this for him or for yourself because the way you were slobbering on his cock made it seem like you what you were doing actually gave you a sense of gratification.

fuck, if that didn’t make izuku’s cock twitch in your mouth. yeah, just like that, just a little more. izuku didn’t realize he was saying this out loud until you pulled off his cock with a soft pop, his hard(and now wet) cock, plopping against his abdomen.

you smiled up at him, planting both hands on either side of his body before moving up to kiss him, and izuku was more than accepting. he’d always told himself he’d never not kiss someone after they’d had his dick in their mouth, because that’s just downright disrespectful.

and like hell he’d turn down a kiss from such a pretty girl. you really were so pretty, and izuku was muttering this into your lips now, his hand reaching for the back of your neck.

eventually you pulled away panting, situating yourself back down in front of izuku’s cock, your hand moving to grip him, “i need your cum in my mouth, now.”

izuku’s breath hitched as he watched you take him back in your mouth. d-did that mean you were gonna swallow? he was pretty sure you would, i mean, when he had thought about you---well he tried not to think about you like that! 

he swears! he tried not to think of you that way, because good friends don’t do that. but it’s obvious you must of thought him that way, even a little, because the way you were mouthing at his cock was anything but friendly.

“fuck, please, please!” izuku could feel the water gathering at his lashline, threatening to spill over. you pulled off his cock, still stroking him, batting your eyelashes up at him. fuck, you were so perfect.

“what do you want, izuku?” you hummed, stroking him faster. “w-wanna cum! wanna giv-” his voice cracked before he recovered, “wanna give you what you want,” he muttered quickly, the tears falling down onto his cheeks.

you laughed softly, “are you crying, deku? want it that bad?” izuku could tell that was mock sympathy, and, god, it was making his whole body feel hot. he was gonna have to thank kacchan for that god-forsaken nickname because the way it fell off of your lips was heaven-sent. 

“y-yeah! want it so bad!” he was especially eager now, his hips thrusting up into your slowing hand. he was sure that if he had a tail, it would be wagging right now. “then take it,” you said softly, taking your hand off izuku’s cock. 

he hesitated for a moment, before you ushered him, “come on, fuck my throat, make it yours.” you were so dirty, the words that made izuku’s cheeks(and cock) turn red didn’t even seem to phase you.

“o-okay!” he croaked, cringing at the sound of his voice as his hands made their way into your hair. he pushed you down to the tip of his cock softly with a murmur of, “is this okay?”

his whole body felt hot as you replied, “i’m okay izuku, c’mon, make me yours,” you slurred. his cock bobbed at that and now he was back in your mouth. it was different working your mouth on his cock, he could control the pace, he had the power.

fuck, he had the power. he was trying not to get of control, he wanted to be careful and not hurt you, but your mouth was so tight and warm, h-he just couldn’t take it anymore!

you were gagging, choking on his cock now, and izuku couldn’t help the way his heart was swelling with pride. “g-gonna cum!” he could feel his balls getting tight, and almost as though you could read his mind, your hands made their way below his cock, rubbing them in your hand as you hummed around his cock.

izuku couldn’t take that as anything but permission, his mind frazzled as he spluttered around words, “f-fuck! g-gonna, y-yeah, gonna!” 

izuku felt the first spurt of cum shoot to the back of your throat, and he swore he was a man changed. you swallowed it all down, all too eager. and as he came down, soft spurts of cum still shooting out of his cock, izuku thinks he might of died mid-orgasm. 

you were still licking at the tip of his sensitive cock, and izuku felt so fuzzy he didn’t know whether to run from the feeling or to revel in it. eventually, you relented, resting on your haunches, your hands sitting pretty in your lap as you watched izuku’s chest rise and fall.

he opened his eyes, peering up at you from his slumped position against the headboard. again, izuku was a gentleman, and he had always felt giving was better than receiving.

he couldn’t wait to get his head between those pretty thighs of yours.

deku get in my mouth challenge!!!! i truly could give him the best(and probably only) head of his life <3333

thank you for reading, much love!- angel

[writteninkat]

heyy!! what about a S/O that bites?👀 the area they chose dosen't matter she would still bite [character name]

it can be SFW and/or NSFW whatever seems more fun for you >:)

-🐌

BNHA GUYS WITH AN S/O WHO BITES

w/ Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya, Kirishima, Kaminari

a/n: this caught my eye honestly i love this idea

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KATSUKI BAKUGOU

first time you bit him, it was a way for you to not moan. like you were holding back the embarrassing sound and his shoulder was the closest to your lips

as he rammed inside you, both of you closing in on your highs, your nails dug onto his back and your mouthed closed in on his exposed shoulder, biting with so much force you felt sorry about tasting blood

once the both of you have calmed down, Katsuki immediately takes his phone and looks at the bite mark with his front camera

"'Suki, I am so sorry!" You gasp, seeing the red (and kind of bleeding) bite mark on his shoulder

Katsuki smirks and throws his phone back on the nightstand, his lips hungrily kissing your jaw

"Do it again"

SHOTO TODOROKI

Shoto seems like the guys who'd want to be all conservative about your guys' sex life but I bet you my kidney he's the complete opposite

when he goes to the gym with the rest of the boys, he usually wears a loose sweater and some shorts but when he knows you've left your marks on him, he's gonna be working out shirtless the entire time

and he doesn't shy away from all the staring as well

as he does pull ups, the guys'll be staring at your claw marks on his back and especially noting the bite marks all over his chest, shoulders and sides and in the mirror he'll look at them all smug like "mmhmm they're an animal. if you pray maybe the guy up there might give you one, too."

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

he's always been the one to leave bite marks all over your body but they gave you a thought

what if you tried to bite him?

all your friends tend to mind their own business but the second they see you two walk out with bite marks on your necks and shoulders, they can't fight their eyes from widening and their jaws from dropping

kiri feels highly smug and proud about it, as if he'd just taught you how to play the violin in a night

he loves the sight of your mark on him and even shows it off to his friends who take a step back

"they're an animal, bro. didn't think it was able to fall for them even more but god i'm down bad!"

IZUKU MIDORIYA

the second you bite him, this man is creaming all over

it doesn't matter if you've just started the second round seconds ago, dig your teeth on him and he's putty in your hands

when you first bit him, it was really unintentional. but at that same night, you also find out you may be a switch and the day after you can't help but daydream about izuku's flushed, panting face as you ride him, leaving your bite marks all over his body

"too sensitive... too sensitive!" izuku whines making you coo at him. you press down on the new bite mark you've given him on his hard chest, the pain causing him to lose himself and release inside you. you pout at his helpless reaction, "aww, but i didn't give you permission to cum yet."

DENKI KAMINARI

he finds it absolutely adorable; your weak attempt at not cumming before him

he made you a bet, telling you he'll give you free reign on his black card if you don't cum before him. and you took it cause you didn't feel like being a lil bitch

"look at you, taking my cock like a champ." denki chuckles

he knows your weak spots too well. dirty talk, degrading, rough and deep thrusts.

you thought if you held your group and focused all the build-up on something else, you may delay your high for even just a few seconds

so you bite the back of your palm. bad idea.

the second you feel the pain, your walls are clenching around his cock greedily and you feel a shiver rippling its way up your spine

well. new kink unlocked.

[gentrychild]

Question.

In the dadmight meets anyone! world

What does toshinori think of white haired izuku

Of him living basically alone

Of him having alucinating with AM

And finally of him being afos son?

Like, considering everything, toshi won't be mad at izuku at all, but was he suprised?

Also, does he see this izuku too different from his own?

Did the other all might meet cannon izuku? Is there chaos?

What does toshinori think of white haired izuku

All Might, repressing flashbacks: "What an interesting hair color! But you're right, high school should be a time to express yourself!"

Of him living basically alone

All Might: "There is no need to live alone! Your room at my place is already ready!"

Izuku: "I am not living alone, there is a super villain sleeping in my mom's room and making me breakfast every morning."

All Might: "You do realize that it's worse than living alone, right? No? Okay, did I mention all the exclusive All Might merch at my place?"

Of him having alucinating with AM

Izuku: "STOP TRYING TO BURRITO BLANKET ME! Oh my God, why are you crying, I am sorry, I didn't mean to scream-"

And finally of him being afos son?

Silly Anon, Hisashi can't be AFO. Hisashi has a fire breathing quirk.

Like, considering everything, toshi won't be mad at izuku at all, but was he suprised?

All Might: "When I learned that my son had stolen my quirk, wasn't in UA, was scared of me and was living with my worst enemy, I handled it like a champ!"

*Cue flashbacks of All Might hyperventilating in a paper bag.

Also, does he see this izuku too different from his own?

All Might: "Son is son."

Did the other all might meet cannon izuku? Is there chaos?

Yes. There is much chaos. And Todoroki trying to convince him that Midoriya is his secret lovechild.

[mai-sans-senpai]

how class 1-a drives

izuku - he’s a pretty safe driver but when he gets to mumbling a bit, he’s swirvin EVERYWHERE (people are screaming like the car is on fire sometimes when he’s driving)

bakugou - y’all already know: ROAD RAGE. “hey dumbass! wtf do u think youre doing?? you can’t just fucking switch lanes w/o a blinker!!! aaarrgghh!!”

kirishima - he’s the type to drive and then stop thinking about the road for a solid five minutes and then he hits a curb and wakes himself up from his thoughts (“oh fuck sorry guys i kinda uh wasn’t thinking for like 5 minutes.” “shitty hair you WHAT?” “don’t panic i just don’t know where we are.”)

kaminari - another one that his brai will shut off but his shuts off for 10 minutes (“hey denki, we should be there already.” “oh haha funny story.”)

todoroki - seems pretty calm but turns too sharp so everyone fears that he’s gonna kill his tires but he doesn’t bc “guys chill out. i can turn just fine” no shoto. it’s not fine

iida - y’all why are u looking at this section? he’s a perfect driver and a stickler for turn signals. “you YOU DIDNT PUT YOUR SIGNAL YOU MENACE TO SOCIETY” a lil bit of road rage

aoyama - he can’t drive for shit. he always gets distracted and runs a red light or something “oh non....oh well i hope the police don’t catch me”

mina - she’s an ok driver but she’s always playing her music a bit too loud. like not loud enough to hurt your ears but loud enough for you to raise your voice when talking

tsu - she’s a good driver. that’s about it.

ururaka - she’s a driver alright. she’s always a pushy driver. passing on the right lane or honking at ppl when the light JUST turned green, stuff like that

ojiro - drives like a SAFE FATHER. he is checking his mirrors EVERY time and ALL the time

koda - does not drive, makes someone drive him or he walks

satou - he bikes actually. idk i just don’t don’t see him driving

shoji - he’s such a good driver ong. he doesn’t even HAVE a blind spot bc if his quirk. and like yk that thing when ppl put their arm on the passenger side to look when they back out and it’s REALLY hot? YEA HE DOES THAT 😍

jirou - good vibes ONLY in her car. she’s a pretty good driver but her car has a few dents for let’s say “character”. she has trouble parking so people ding her car as they open their doors

sero - REALLY good driver. like when he drives, the car doesn’t feel like it’s moving that’s how good he is. is a parallel parking GOD

tokoyami - ok so one time he let dark shadow drive the car bc he was a bit tired... and that’s why his car is totaled and he always has to ask for rides 😪

hagakure - cannot drive. should not drive. walks everywhere

momo - drives like a CHAMP. always has random helpful things in her car. she’s like fuckin toodles from the mickey mouse clubhouse show. yk how some ppl are REALLY organized in schoolwork and other things but their car looks atrocious? yea hers looks like a DUMPSTER. she found a whole moldy LOAF of bread in there.

mineta - his feet cant reach the pedals. so he either catches a ride w deku or stays home 💀

[violetnotez]

I just read your headcanons about treating Mirio,shouto and bakugou's hounds and it was soooo cuuuute kafkksfbksgkbs I wonder if you can do the same headcanons for Izuko, Hitoshi and maybe Tokoyami? OwO ♡♡♡♡♡

Hey bb! So unfortunately I don’t write for Tokoyami 👉🏼👈🏼 but I totally got ya on Izuku and Shinso! ❤️

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Izuku

Please be aware you will have to be this dude’s nurse 24/7

He is just always getting hurt

No matter what, he can promise you as much as he wants that he won’t get hurt or he’ll try his best to be safe...

Lmao that doesn’t happen

You don’t know how many times you’ll be hanging out with him, and you’ll notice he has a limp he won’t tell you about

Or he’ll be at your door, covered in scraps and trying to convince you “it’s nothing, really!”

You and Recovery Girl are like besties at this point

Worst part is unless he’s like at deaths door he REFUSES to act like it’s a big thing

Like “oh my fingers are purple and look like burnt chicken-it’s chill”

NO SIR IT IS NOT FUCKING CHILL

He takes pain like a champ tho, like he will grimace here and there but he’ll never do anything but that

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“Izuku-for the love of-“ you huffed our with exasperation as you struggled with the hem of his shirt. “-just take off your shirt!”

Poor Midoriya’s cheeks were on fire, his face very much resembling a red strawberry as his bruised digits wrapped around yours, trying desperately to keep his shirt down over his chest.

It wasn’t as if you’d ever seen him shirtless, you had seen him like that countless of times....he just didn’t want to worry you. Yeah his last patrol was a little-rougher-than the rest...but it wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle!

But deep down he knew it looked pretty bad, the bruises blossoming under his skin, deepening with each hour as they were still pretty fresh. And even though they stung, and made it hard to move in certain positions, and-yeah it was kinda hard to breathe in certain ways....he was fine, he swears!

You stopped your tug of war against Izuku, hands falling limp against his thighs, your body hovering over his legs.

“Izuku please,” you pleaded, eyebrows furrowing in sympathy, “I know there’s something wrong...I just want to make sure your okay!”

“I know, I-I just-“ he stuttered our, green orbs full of guilt, “I don’t want to worry you!”

You huffed, feeling defeat flood your body, as you softly caressed the hem of Izuku’s shirt, his favorite one....

His favorite shirt.

It was cruel to do this to him, and you knew it was wrong, but of course you wouldnt actually do it...but that overwhelmingly cruel light bulb idea was now stuck in your brain and wasn’t letting go.

You sighed yet again, this time with an over exaggeration and devilish grin on your face.

“Oh, that’s okay then...” you stated, your words sickly sweet and understanding.

Izuku perked up, unaware by your drastic change in demeanor.

“R-really?!? It is?”

You looked at his slightly relieved face, smile still on your lips. “Yeah of course! If you don’t want to take off your shirt, I can always just cut it off of you-“

Izuku audibly gulped, wise eyes growing even larger.

You-you wouldn’t right? You knew well that this was one of his favorite tshirts, as it had his favorite hero on it plus it was the comfiest one he owned...he wouldn’t ever find a tshirt he loved as much as this one.

Izuku stared at your face, trying to see pass a bluff...but you were good at hiding your true emotions, eyes glinting mischievously in the hazy warm lights.

“So whats it gonna be ‘Zuku?” you asked softly, slowly trailing under the cloth of his shirt, leaving a lowing hum of electricity on his skin. “The scissors are right there after all-“

“I-I’ll take off the shirt,” he said sheepishly, cheeks glowing a shade of red.

You giggled at his expression, thankful he took the bait as you took his face in your hands, your thumbs trailing his infinite freckles.

He could be stubborn, but he always gave in...eventually.

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Shinso

Really doesn’t like being “taken care of”

Like don’t get me wrong, you dotting over him makes him all warm and fuzzy inside,,,

But, idk, he just doesn’t like the feeling of being weak

Kind of like Izuku, tried to deny the fact he’s hurting

But he is much easier to persuade

Usually just takes a kiss or two and he gives in to your efforts

If you have to bandage him up, he likes to be a big flirt to cover up his grimaces

Gives you a bunch of blush worthy compliments,,,,,

Calls you his “Nurse Babe”

Whatever the hell that means

Honestly, after an hour of having your whole attention on him he is hooked

He will never be the same again...he is a hoe for that attention for eternity now 💀

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Your finger were feeling as if they were being tugged out their sockets, the huge bucket of soft soppy warm water sloshing dangerously in its container.

You stepped into the room where a bruised up Shinso lay on the floor, hand lazily scrolling on his phone.

Hearing you enter the room, his head tilted towards you, his once bored expression peeking up into curiousty. His violet eyes watched you intently as you set down the bucket with a huff, kneeling next to his body as you submerged some towels in the luke warm water.

“Whatcha doin’ doll?” He asked, voice still gruff from a nap he had taken a few minutes prior.

You simply continued your work, small smile on your lips as you placed a few towels in the floor.

“Well, since the doctors said you weren’t clear for a shower or bath for the night,” you stated softly, “I thought I’d give one myself.”

“So a sponge bath?” Shinso said plainly. “I’m not some old man, kitten, I’m perfectly fine to take a bath-hell, I can take a shower just fine.”

You clicked your tongue against the roof of your mouth, shaking your head at him.

“When your bruises aren’t the color of your hair, maybe I’ll believe you-“ you gave him a small grin, swallowing down a ball of saliva. “-now take off your shirt.”

Shinso simply chuckled, an exasperate sigh leaving his lips. He knew too well that you were determined to nursing him back to health (even though he felt he was perfectly fine)....so really, there was no point in trying to believe him. And at this point...he wasn’t to sure he even wanted you to.

Having all your undivided attention on him was...nice-even if he hated admitting it.

“Doll, if you just wanted me to strip down...” he said cheekily, that shit eating grin plastered on his pale skin. “All you had to was ask.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, helping hin slowly peel his shirt off his skin-thank god it was a button down, or this would have been a hell of a lot harder.

But sitting in his lap, hands trailing gently against the soft skin of his abdomen and those piercing eyes watching your every move...it wa snaking your body feel particularly too hot for an otherwise cool room.

“Aw, you poor thing,” Shinso cooed with an air of arrogance, “are you flustered?”

“N-no,” you stuttered, kicking yourself internally for your obvious slip up, “I’m just wondering how the hell you lost so hard to get so many bruises.”

Shinso chuckled at your feeble attempt at a comeback, loving how you were so affected by this change in the atmosphere.

He deifnitely wnated to capitalize on this moment, his digits cradling your face as he forced you to look at him.

He grinned yet again, teeth biting his bottom lips as he gazed at you with a hungry look.

“Aw, but you are-” he murmured, his voice dropping an octave.

“-It’s okay doll, you don’t have to hide it from me...I like seeing you like this,”

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧

[dearlyanqels]

"Scent"

eijirou kirishmina

one ones birthday, you can smell the scent your soulmate gives off to.

ex: say you just turn twenty one or your maturity level, you're in a room full people who are here to celebrate, and you smell chocolate and strawberries and you can located it by how strong it gets.

you grab a bottle off the top shelf and was release down from ocacho, after highschool you two stayed together as roommates, you open it up and both you took a smell of the sweet, kinda harsh liquor smell. she smiled and then let you pour the drinks for the group of friends "who wants it straight?!" ocacho yelled katsuki ask straight, the rest wanted mix. "okay you can't take a drink, because it's still illegal till midnight" tenya said taking his sip of the drink "you're chugging it, I had too" jirou said giggling. eijirou stay by your side "I'll chug with you if it makes you feel better" he said, you nodded then lean back.

the countdown started for you and you felt nervous, not for the drinking but for the soulmate thing, you were scared if it was the single guys in the room. "chug chug chug" they all yelled, you started to drink every inch of your cup and place down, it was kinda a race between you and the red headed. "you chug it like a champ, and no reaction — do you have something to tell us?" tsyu ask you laugh "american parties, they get wil-" you stop you smelled cedar wood, with lavender. it was strong, and it was soft scent "you found your soulmate?" ocacho ask placing her drink down, she look in your eyes, they were sparkling, they were in the room. "oooh" they all said laughing you rolled your eyes and grab the big bottle katsuki had got you, and started to drink. towards the strike of two am presents were thrown and you were hugging the bottle sleeping peacefully on the couch, eijirou stayed with you and made sure you were comfortable, ocacho took off your most uncomfortable situations. "hey, make sure they take these pills and the hangover food is in a tub. I'm going to bed with izuku" he nodded, you were coved and he got behind you to cuddle you.

"I wish I was your soulmate, then I could kiss that big head of yours" he said smiling.

— next day

you woke up, the smell of cedar wood and lavender was strong and more inviting to sleep to. "don't go~" your voice was hoarse and the heartfully chuckle was heard in you ears "good afternoon, I didn't wanna leave you" you push yourself up and rub your eyes in your hazed mind you felt yourself say it was kirishmina as your partner, but again you felt hazed still. eijirou stretch and then got up the kitchen, you look around, the sexy undergarments katsuki tried on was on the floor, the tall white alcohol bottle was on the floor, as well as toys and other things. "ocacho cook us hangover food. here" he said handing you a plate he smiled as you ate the food.

"oh god that scent is making me feel sleepy" you said, voice still broken, he look at you confused, because he was the only one there. "what scent, I didn't light a candle?" he ask your eyes went big, it wasn't the hazed, your conscious was right. "eiji, I'm so stupid" he shush you because of your voice, and grab your phone to can write it down

YOU'RE MY SOULMATE

in huge letters, he choke on his food and smiled, the red on his cheeks match the dye on his hair making the moment ten times cute. "wait so you smelled me all night long?" he ask coming close there, the scent.

he wasn't at his maturity age, which was twenty two, so he didn't know your scent yet.

— a few months later

"you smell like peaches and cream, are you a bts album?" your boyfriend of a few months said hanging on to you as you guys walk back to his apartment. you were glad he was at his maturity, you just wish his alcohol tolerance was told that. "peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet~" he kept singing blood sweet and tears.

[crackedbnhascenarios]

How They Handle Spice w/ Bakugo, Kirishima, Tamaki and Izuku

Hello :) I hope everyone's having a good day and enjoying some good food! This is how they handle spice and how they react to you with spice! Hope you enjoy it - Bee

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Katsuki Bakugo

Honestly it's just canon at this point that he loves spicy foods

He can't get enough of it, he's always adding chili oil or just straight up chili flakes to his food basically no matter what

His tolerance for it is absolutely insane! Sero and Denki put some ghost pepper in his ramen one time to prank him and he barely noticed. He only noticed because of the flavor smh

Because of this eating anything he specifically made for himself is almost impossible for the normal person, good luck snatching his lunch, your mouth will be on fire for hours after wards

If your eating anything spicy when your near him and you can't handle it without downing water every five seconds you will never hear the end of it

He will tease you relentlessly about it while handing you a glass of milk. He might be a bit rude but his soft spot is big

Now if your eating spicy stuff and taking it like a champ?? Completely different story

He will 100% challenge you to see how high your tolerance is, he can't let you beat him

If you don't beat him he'll tease a bit but not too much. He'll get you a glass of water or milk and make sure your okay though, he can't help his soft spot for you

If you beat him??? Congrats on being a try hard! You're both almost crying at the end but finally he breaks and starts drinking his water/milk, you are more than welcome to tease him about it until the day he drops dead though

You deserve to :P

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Ejiro Kirishima

Kiri thinks being able to handle spicy food is extra manly.

He himself can handle lower levels but nothing too spicy and he wont go out of his way to add any spice.

He's worried the cook might see it as an insult or he might ruin the dish from adding too much

If your able to handle spice super well and have it a bunch? He will not stop calling you manly

Eating spicy ramen? "That's so manly of you!" Eating literally anything with chili oil? "Whoa! Your so manly for eating that! Your insane!"

It's cute but sometimes you just wanna eat some spicy stuff in peace.

If you have no spice tolerance at all then he's very understanding. He doesn't bring it up

He doesn't want to make you feel bad on accident.

If you end up eating something spicy on accident he'll be there in seconds with some water or milk and a napkin in case you wanted to spit it out.

Overall, very manly of him :)

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Tamaki Amajiki

Seeing as his quirk is related to food in such an extreme way, he wants to make sure he could eat anything if he needed to.

Can't fight a villain if your mouth is on fire from a spicy dish!

He 100% did it out of pure anxiety, he didn't want to end up messing up an important fight because he wasn't able to eat something due to it being too spicy

Now that doesn't mean he's a god with spice though

He wont actively seek spicy things every meal but he will have at least 5 meals or snacks that are spicy a week so his tolerance doesn't go down.

He definitely knows if your good with spices or not, he can't help but pay attention

If your really good with spice and actively add it to stuff he'll point out what's the spiciest thing in the cafeteria or on the menu

It's simple but it shows you he cares :)

But if your really bad with spice he'll make sure you don't accidentally order something spicy

Of course if you do end up eating something spicy on accident he's there to offer you a glass of milk or water. He doesn't like seeing you in pain :)

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Izuku Midoriya

He cannot handle spice. Like at all.

He used to be okay with it, especially because of Bakugo.

But once he hit middle school he stopped eating it and because of that his tolerance is super low.

He isn't really bothered by it but if you say anything about it he's going to try to start building a bit of a tolerance just to impress you.

If you can handle spice then he's going to try and build his a bit

He wants to be able to seem cool to you and keep up!

If you can't handle spice he's pretty relieved, another person who can't handle spice!

If you end up accidentally eating something spicy he'll feel really bad and quickly grab you some water. It's what he drinks when he has something spicy

[butterfly--empress]

So About BnHA…

Man! I don’t participate much on here but it sure has been an interesting popcorn eating time, lurking through the good, the bad, and the annoying posts in the spoiler chapter tags. For this week’s chapter, especially!

Not gonna rant (I save those for close friends on discord) 

I do notice that lines within this crazy ass fandom have been drawn, tears have been shed and righteous fury has been felt. And no matter wtf Mister Horikoshi has in stored for chapter 320, it’s going to be a make or break chapter for a lot of folks. I did try my best to keep this post Bakugou neutral grounds. I don’t think I’ve bashed nor favored the character just fyi.

But the most inconspicuous opinions can be taken too serious these days…

The Silly:

For chapter 320 onwards, I am and have ALWAYS BEEN 100% Team: The Legend, The Myth, The Champ, Izuku ‘Feral!Rabbit-Cryptid!’ Midoriya! Win or Lose, I ride or die with Midoriya, hands down! ON GOD!

While everybody yelling into the tumblr void over whose gonna win or lose.

I’m sitting here thinking about two things: A) Has no one thought that maybe some of Class 1-A might side with Deku? *coughsUraraka/Iida/Todorokicoughs* *coughsmaybeevenMineta/Asui/Yaoyorozu???coughs* *coughs maybe even a surprise Shinsou/class1-b reveal even though class 1-b don’t know deku that well* B) Did everyone forget in all the excitement that uhh my boi has yet to unlock the 2nd OFA user’s quirk???

I mean, I’m not saying if it does come down to a bawl of drama and angst, that Izuku’s gonna win.

But I am saying, if it does come down to a bawl of drama and angst, that Izuku’s gonna win…I regret nothing with this bet! If my boi loses we just gonna take that L but…ya know…*shrugs*…Baby, beat their Bakugou’s collective asses.

The Serious:

Personally, I honest to god really love this shounen series with all my heart. It is the anime that reignited my love for shounen after my fatigued of constant disappointment with two old shounen favorites. 

Now, having said all that: I truly have not had a serious issue with the writing choices made by Horikoshi. Yes, I have my…gripes…(it’s complicated) but considering what I got compared to the stuff I’ve watched/read in the past, it’s definitely better to me. Having read/watched a lot of anime/manga and shounen, (I haven’t watched them ALL, srsly after my great disappointment and real life I sort of had an anime dry spell if you must know. Watched some stuff here and there when I could/in the mood but not as frequent as I’ve done like yrs ago), I’ve come to learn to just…begrudgingly accept/expect certain; I suppose you can say, writing choices or ‘tropes’ that I can just easily ignore them, roll my eyes when I see them, and still enjoy whatever I’m invested in at the time. 

The only real frustrations I have is with a certain character. Yes, I mean Bakugou. I have come to tolerate him, I have come to begrudgingly like him, especially after a second rewatch of the series, I could see and accept that in a very typical shounen way, Bakugou did change, though very little, and it’s subtle and undeniably frustrating how it’s happening but it’s there. However, I do question Horikoshi’s writing choices when it comes to him at times. I see the character development, I know it’s there but….*sighs*

Now I’m one of these people who do believe that the creator of this universe, actually knows wtf he’s doing with his own story (even if rabid/hormonal younger fans loudly disagree but YMMV). One thing I’ve noticed, for the most part, he doesn’t just write/draw things for the hell of it, even if a certain plot or a certain character’s development takes a snail’s pace to get to the point. The conclusion of building up to arcs do have a pay off. (And I 100% understand that for some people, moving at a snail’s pace just don’t cut it. Everything cannot please everybody all of the time and that is FINE!)

Katsuki Bakugou…I know the crumbs and very subtle ways he’s changed have to lead somewhere and to something huge. When Bakugou admits to All Might he bullied Midoriya when they were kids, I had an ‘ah ha!’ Moment. The fact that a very prideful guy like Bakugou was finally starting to admit just that much, (even though, we the audience knows it runs way deeper than he’s admitting here) even in his frustrating roundabout way I like to think this is progress, is very in-character and cannot just be for the hell of it. It has to be leading up to something else other than Bakugou jumping in to take that hit for Deku during the war arc. There is unresolved tension still between Bakugou and Midoriya that is not going to just go away because they will it to.

Which brings us to Chapters 318 and especially 319. It’s the perfect set up for all the dirty skeletons to come out of the closet that both Bakugou and Midoriya have been avoiding/trying to pretend doesn’t exists between them, because it’s been a long time coming. The honest to god truth? This is actually how I always thought this confrontation will go, with a showdown that forces Midoriya into a corner where all those repressed negative feelings he’s bottled up inside is bound to come out; Because I Honestly think Izuku would take what Bakugou’s done to him to his grave if he had it, his way. (Boy can be very frustratingly stubborn when he wants to be).

It’s just, after saying all this, I don’t hold my breath that Horikoshi will take it there…The opportunity is there, I want it to go there, it NEEDS to go there! In order for both characters to come out for the better. But will Mister Horikoshi ‘DO THE THING?’

Remains to be seen. A little bit of me is hopeful, another part of me is resigning myself to feeling dissatisfied with what little we got for Bakugou’s character development and by proxy, Izuku’s getting stuck in limbo. I’m not kidding, Bakugou being a very contentious character within this fandom doesn’t just come from nowhere. But this post isn’t about me ranting into the void about Bakugou. (I don’t even think I can muster up the rage I felt the first time watching MHA blindly to rant to high hell about the bullshit Bakugou’s done now.)

I suppose I will just have to internally scream for 1,000 yrs over half baked character development if Horikoshi doesn’t do the FUCKING THING in giving a satisfying pay off to Katsuki and Midoriya’s history. I’ll just frustratingly chalk it up to old freaking shounen logic and just continue to enjoy the series because I’ve been here for Izuku Midoriya since ep 1 and I am not about to let Bakugou or Horikoshi’s unwillingness to do something with him derail that. And there’s always hoping that someone is writing some really good Bakugou gets actual Consequences fanfic out there because ooh boy…I like Bakugou but mofo can catch these hands…and I’m not even a fighter, but Bakugou…this lil shit does make you want to choke the hell out of him at times. 

I haven’t been this emotionally frustrated over an anime character since…maybe fucking Louise from Zero no Tsukaima and it takes a LOT to make me actually dislike characters, good or bad. 

All in All: Regardless of how the story goes from here on out, we are all about to lose our collective shits. No matter how you feel about which characters…

It’s about to go down!

[mypimpademia]

Hi! Can I get headcanons for bakugo, todoroki and deku's reaction to their black gf having an attitude for some reason and getting smart at the mouth with them?💞

Bakugo x black!reader, Todoroki x black!reader, Izuku x black!reader

TW: Swearing

Note: idk why im so bad at dialog today, but I did what I could😭

BAKUGO

You were out and about doing nothing in particular, just driving around, and you suddenly started getting smart with him

Hes fr just sittin there like "???"

Because compared to when hes with other people, hes actually super chill with you

He lets it slide for a minute, not wanting to start shit with you

But when you're still being snappy and having an attitude with him, thats when he finally says something

"What's the matter with you?"

"Nothing."

"Then whats with all this attitude?"

"Nobody has an attitude."

You suck your teeth, and thats when he decides to get your shit in check

"You have an attitude. Unless you plan on telling me whats wrong, drop it, or do that shit and silence and quit catching it with me."

"Catching it with you? Youre the one who threw it."

Katsuki pulls the car over to the curb and puts it in park, then looked you dead in the eye

"You wanna go home? Because we can go home."

You bit your tongue, even though you definitely had a few more smart comments for him

Even though you still had a pissed expression, Katsuki took you silence and the way you slumped back in your seat as compromise

But before getting back on the road, Katsuki planted a kiss on your cheek

Because he still loves you, even when you have an attitude

TODOROKI

You were both at home, chillin in separate rooms when you came into the living room where he was

He could just tell there was something up with you, you just had the vibes

"Whats wrong?"

He asked you in a calm voice, but for whatever reason, you snapped at him

"Nothings wrong, so I dont know why you're assuming."

Shoto got up from the couch and walked over to you

"Whats with the attitude?"

"I dont have a god damn attitude, just shut up-"

You were going to keep going, till you looked at his expression

Its not like he was angry or hurt, or something

He looked bored

Just as aloof as he always is

But he did have to deal with Endeavors rat ass, so its no shock that you having a little attitude wouldn't have an affect on him

"You done?"

It honestly just makes you even more mad, and you storm off, and he doesn't follow after you

But you can't stay mad at him forever, so after an hour or so you calmed down some

When you come out of your bedroom, Shoto is putting dinner on the table

"Sho-"

You were about to apologize, but Shoto somehow knew what you were going to say

"Its fine. Eat up."

Highkey... he takes your attitude like a champ😭

IZUKU

You came home from making a quick trip to the gas station, but didn't say anything to him when you came it

Your brows were knitted together, and you looked a little upset

"Hey babe, is everything okay?"

"Fine."

"You sure?"

"Duh I'm sure."

Thinking he did something to set you off, he leaves you alone for awhile

Izuku most likely texts Denki to tell him what happened, ans Denki just tells him you've probably got an attitude or something happened

So after 30 minutes of letting you cool of, Izuku comes into your bed room

You're walking out of the bathroom, fresh from a shower, already in your favorite pajamas

"Feeling better?"

"There was nothing wrong-"

You get cut off when Izuku wraps his arms around your waist

"Regardless, please drop your attitude, I didn't do anything to you to make you be like that towards me."

You hugged him back, both as an apology and agreement

"Now let's watch a movie."

[the-mic-drop]

Shonen Jump Rap Cypher by Rustage

Lyrics below the cut

If anyone wants to break down some lines that you think not everyone will get, please feel free!

Monkey D. Luffy- One Piece (Performed by Rustage)

Starting with the number one, hey

How’d a pirate get this long, hey

‘Cause I eat the gum-gum, see them run run

when I hit that gun, hey

Sailin’ I’m taking no breaks when my crew’s on the move as we pillage the grand line

Looting the treasure we can find

I’m blowing up like a landmine

Going gear second, I reckon that I’m a weapon

I’m wrecking up those who threaten in messing with my own brethren

Stay reppin’ look where I’m headin’

No question the Yonkos sweatin’

I’m bettin’ in words I’m yellin’

I’m the king and there’s no forgettin’, UH

Gon Freecss- Hunter x Hunter (Performed by Fabvl)

I’ll jump the competition, really there’s no contest

Channeled future Nen and most of y’all ain’t even bomb yet

It’s nonsense

Pro exams completed as a child

Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial

So don’t make me power up, I’ll call the thunder at my right hand

If you want the strongest Shonen, then you called the right man

They might stan

Treat you all like Pitou, it won’t take long

Name is Gon and this time, I’mma make sure that you stay gone

Naruto Uzumaki- Naruto (Performed by None Like Joshua)

Oh, better believe it’s Naruto

Who’s the best hero? All of you know

My legacy is happening, I got a type of running named after me

while you’re slow

Can’t keep up with my chakra flow

Except Hinata, I’m her Ho

Kage

All I did was call her and I told her to come over ‘cause my parents are not home

Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub

Even all my filler is so far above

When it comes to Boruto, why y’all givin’ up

like I did with simpin’ on Sakura?

Killer B’s rapping, but I get the encore

With the power that I bring, I don’t really want yours

‘Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more

Now you’re looking at the king of this Jump Force

Yami Yugi- Yu-Gi-Oh! (Performed by Connor Quest!)

I’mma master, you be

practice newbies

That’s a doozy

for Yami Yugi

Puzzle did something like a hadron tunnel

‘cause now I got Atem through me

Champ of the match see fans fawn, no matter what hand’s drawn

I’m kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form

When we d-d-d-d-duel there’s sandstorms

Cards are flippin’ I need an answer quick

and I might find my Dark Magician

If I wish, and believe hard enough in the heart that’s in ‘em

(Heart of the cards)

I see Seto’s fear

Pull the fifth part of Exodia

Guess it’s all came to a head, so clear

that your deck’s gonna get X’d, oh dear!

Asta- Black Clover (Performed by Eddie Rath)

Welcome to the magic

It’s a tale that’s tragic

Filled with a pain that’s harder than plastic

especially when you discover you don’t have it

When I started I was less than amazing

But now that I’ve been chosen by the Grimoir, I’m rising to the occasion in a blazing flame of

Magic

Ain’t no Hocus Pocus and Abracadabra

Not a wizard you joke with

This is not Gandalf the Grey, but you shall not pass hopeless

Better be ferocious

Was the poorest orphan living in darkness

but now that I’m focused, I be thanking all my hardships

Ichigo Kurosaki- Bleach (Performed by IBDL)

Uh, hittin’ back with that Bankai

Got that power like I came out of the Dangai

Pops passed the torch; now I’m the fam’s Don guy

Think you Aizen, but you lookin’ like that Don guy

Y’all like Soifon, your raps barely sting

My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing

They say, it ain’t over til the fat lady sings

But you’ll know it’s really over when that black lady sings

Koro-sensei- Assassination Classrom (Performed by CDawgVA)

Mach speed

Blow up the moon and now I’m making these children write essays

Comin with tentacles teach you a lesson in why you don’t mess with the sensei

I amaze

Used to be the Reaper, now I run this class

I can turn a loser to assassin, do it real fast

Light Yagami- Death Note (Performed by Zach Boucher)

I think I’ve been out of my head

Gift was given, made some poor decisions, that I wish I didn’t, but I’d do it again

Feeling different, I was on a mission to achieve my vision with a page and a pen

Sit and listen to the words I’ve written

I ain’t even finished ‘til I see that they’re dead

Don’t even try to pretend

There’s no malicious intent

Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I’ve got,

and kill everyone who is not

Just never get caught, ‘til every criminal rots

They’ll consider me as a god

At whatever cost, that’s how I excel

Cannot be stopped, even if I fell

I’m taking them off if you couldn’t tell

I gave up a lot to give you this L

Shoyo Hinata- Haikyuu!! (Performed by Shwabadi)

Yah, here comes Hinata

When I’m on the court the enemy has got their guard up

Never gonna fall off, bet I’m gonna pop off

Way short, but I’m packing punches like a sawnoff

Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire don’t know nada

but I’m gonna chase desire to go farther

every jump will take me higher

They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly

Putting up points, spiking it, or clearing the way

Best decoy, got a little something to say

to anyone that doubts that I’m here to stay

Only got one goal, that’s to play the game

Underestimated, I’m the ace, you just wait

when I spike it past the net, you might take it to the face

Izuku “Deku” Midoriya- My Hero Academia (Performed by Divide Music)

Coming in with 100% of me

I got you all trembling

Oh just with a flick of a finger

put you back where you’re supposed to be

I’m not, holding back

I got you so calculated. I’m

one step ahead, One for All gon’ be demonstrated

Get it? Got it? Good.

Nothing better and you should know

Started at the bottom

but I made it to the top so

Step aside, I’m climbing to great heights

with All-Might by my side

Reppin’ U.A. with pride, oh

Yusuke Urameshi- Yu Yu Hakusho (Performed by GameBoyJones)

Giving you the finger, Spirit Gun

Send you off with Botan, then you done

Hit you with the stick, and I didn’t need a grip when I’m pulling from the hip, then click!

Because I’m, locked loaded, the clip is ready to go

Got a, shotgun in my hand that’s ‘bout to blow

Cause I’m hittin’ you quick fast

givin’ you whiplash

wearing these Spirit Cuffs

You could be human or demon, cause honestly, I just don’t give a fuck

If you’re looking for the best, just know there’s no other

‘cause I’m flexing out here like I’m the youngest Toguro brother

Gintoki Sakata- Gintama (Perfomed by Shao Dao)

They call me, Gintoki, slim not stocky

Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body

Odd Job Gin, don’t mess with my possee

If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry

Ne, boge (Hey, bloke)

Nanikore, uruseena (what is this? Not good.)

Cause you’re way too sloppy

Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha

Swing my sword and Amanto scatter

Gintama, not Kintama

Tell Shinpachi we need money

If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble, we keep running

Pay rent? That’s a waste of time

That weather girl, I will make her mine

You can beat me up and that’s fair and fine

But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die

Tanjiro Kamado- Demon Slayer (Performed by DizzyEight)

Look, slayin’ demons that’s what we do

If you filled with evil, then my blade is highly lethal

If you comin’ at my people, pray to god I never meet you

Ever mess with Nez, you KO’d when I see you

I’ve grown stronger from that fateful day they found me

I trained hard to hone the skill, the progression so astounding

My style like breathing water, that mean you can never drown me

Whirlpool, that mean I’m slicin’ everything around me

Emma- The Promised Neverland (Performed by FrivolousShara)

E-M-M-A 63194

Listen to what I’ve gotta say

The others walked, seems now we’ve gotta run away

Don’t you talk, adults are the enemy

You can break every bone in my body, I won’t falter

and if the plan fails, the idea simply alters

Ah, these demons scheming, but they ain’t the only monsters

Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers

Now we’ve woken from the slumber

Never ending perfect Summers

Across the farm, you can’t help but wonder

Soma Yukihira- Food Wars! (Performed by DiggzDaProphecy)

See I’m the anime Raekwon

The chef baby, stay calm

You can’t stand the heat

Stay out the kitchen, get a day job

Word, and the finale’s superb

I take a sec, put on my band, an’ I’ll be happy to serve, uh

So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up

Ya boy’s got them recipes the best couldn’t cook it up

And she gon’ bust from the taste of my meat

Chef, boy are these boys always cookin’ up heat

Jotaro Kujo- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Performed by Dreaded Yasuke)

It’s my go, they call me Jotaro

Don’t get me mad, I’mma go fat only with jabs you go through silos

Got that drip from Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette

I know think it’s a typo fighting with a platinum psycho

None of y’all is a threat

What you gotta say in your breath

Better speak with a bigger chest

Now you lyin’ down with my pet,

while Iggy piss on your neck

All types of disrespect, what you expect?

Go against a vet, better get your techs

wanna get swept through the complex,

now who is next?

Bobobo- Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (Performed by BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai)

Bobobo making the foes stare

Call me the master of nose hair

Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters,

brother, it’s no fair

But I’m better than these guys, don’t you understand?

I came second place at screaming face-to-face with desk fans

Afro is full of surprises, look at my power’s immense

Leaving beauty screaming-

(Bobobo, that makes no sense!)

Hunting hair hunters, Saitama, I’m coming for you

Don Patch a better Super Saiyan God than Goku

Son Goku- Dragon Ball (Performed by DaddyPhatSnaps)

Oh they went and called Kakarot

had to be danger

Leave em flat-footed like they in the gravity chamber

I’m just looking for a challenge, can you battle me stranger?

Shonen legend in the saddle and the power is major

Level up on the track, flow Ultra Instinct

Bye bye bye fusion dance is always in sync

Wink

And they wonder why I’m last on the song

‘Cause when all of y’all were talking

I just formed a Spirit Bomb

[nightowlfandom]

Katsuki Bakugou- Cruel Prankster (Part 1)

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Leggo!

....

You were perhaps the most adorable thing anyone has ever had the pleasure of speaking to. You were happy-go-lucky and always had a smile on your face no matter what mood everyone seemed to be in. It wasn’t an act or a fake-out, it’s just who you were.

As weird as it seemed, no one ever saw you sad or saw you cry. It was refreshing to see such a positive person everywhere.

“Good Morning Izuku!” You skipped past your green haired friend. “Looking good champ!”

“Hi Y/N-Chan!” Izuku waved to you as you practically hopped down the halls.

“Hiya Shoto!” you waved to the half and half haired cool guy.

“Hello Y/N.”

You proceeded to walk down the halls, saying hello to everyone you passed by who welcomed you with a smile.

“Looking good Iida!” You called.

“And a very good morning to you Y/N!!”

“Oh so you aren’t gonna say hello to me?!?!” an obnoxious voice ripped through the air making you stop. You turned around and saw the ticking time-bomb that was Bakugou.

“..Hi.” you shyly smiled , before turning back around.

“Can you believe her!!!” Bakugou barked as Kirishima walked up shaking his head.

“Maybe she just doesn’t like you” He laughed.

“It’s not that far fetched. Y/N is nice to everyone, except for you Bakugou.”

“I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU, DEKU!” Bakugou barked in response. “Hm, I’ll teach that brat to be rude to me! I’LL SHOW HER!”

“How exactly do you plan on doing that? No one exactly has a vendetta against Y/N.” Todoroki commented watching you pay close attention to a stray weed flower that another student was showing you.

“Shut up! I know what I’m doing!” he barked in reply, glaring as you walked up to a group of girls who seemed to welcome you the same as the other students.

What was so great about you anyways?! Why did everyone like you!?!?!? Hell if he knew.

...

You stopped by your locker to get something. “Leave it to me to forget.” you shook your head. Iida had given you a folder of extra papers from that time you were absent and you forgot to give them back to him. You were about to open the locker when Izuku came rushing up to you, looking like he had something super important to say.

“Y/N!!” Izuku ran up. “Good you’re still here!”

“Why wouldn’t I be?” you raised an eyebrow. "Did you need help with something?”

“No! It’s Kacchan!” he breathed. “He’s planning something!”

“Like what?” you replied, closing the tiny locker door.

Suddenly, something fell on your head, something liquid and very gross smelling. You froze in place as everyone turned to look at you also in shock. You clothes were soaked in this mystery fluid and you could tell from the smell of it that it wasn’t something that probably shouldn’t be on you. You stared at your hands and clothes in shock, looking around and wondering who would have done this.

“Like that.” Izuku frowned, realizing he was too late. You both looked up and saw something rigged right above your head.

You suddenly heard Bakugou’s howling laughter roar throughout the hall as he pointed at you.

“HOW’S THAT FOR A HELLO” He kept laughing, despite not noticing how everyone else wasn’t.

Whatever you were covered in stank to high heavens and the fumes felt like they were stinging your eyes. If whatever you were covered in got into your eyes, you definitely might have been blinded. No one had ever seen you frown before, but it was definitely a heartbreaking sight. They would never question their curiosity again because it was exactly as they thought it would be.

Heart-shattering.

You looked up an Bakugou who was still laughing when a sob ripped through your throat, causing him to freeze along with everyone else. The frown on your face said everything, you didn’t find his joke to be very funny.

“Are you crying?” he asked lowly. “Are you really crying right now?!! IT WAS A JOKE, DUMMY!”

You covered your face with your hands and just stood there sobbing your eyes out. You had never been more embarrassed in your life. You continued crying while Bakugou went on about how you were one of those girls who didn’t know how to take a joke. You looked up at Bakugou, now more angry than sad.

“WHAT DID I EVER DO YOU YOU!?!’ you had trouble getting out the words. “DO YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH! IS MY EXISTENCE THAT MUCH OF AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU...YOU” You tried to find the words to say. “...YOU GLORIFIED ATOMIC BOMB FROM HELL!” You continued to sob. Instantly, you pushed past him and ran as far as you could. You couldn’t help but choke on your own breaths as you slammed the doors behind you.

Everyone looked out the window and noticed that as you ran down the sidewalk, the flowers around you began wilting and dying.

Soon, everyone’s attention was turned to Bakugou.

“Well, you got the reaction you wanted. I hope it was worth it Bakugou.” Todoroki shook his head.

“Geez.” Izuku commented, watching as Uraraka, Mina, and Momo chased after you, each calling for you. “You didn’t have to be so mean.”

“SHUT UP DEKU!” Bakugou growled in response.

“Hey, I gotta go with him on this one. You messed up, man.” Kirishima shook his head.

...

You walked through the halls the next day staring down at your feet, you didn’t look up at anyone, you didn’t talk to anyone, you just walked. No one dared try to approach you, or even say a word. Your little show yesterday still had everyone shaken up.

“Well what do we have here!?”

A certain voice ripped through the hall.

“Is Y/N, the little sensitive brat still mad at me?” Bakugou laughed. You stayed quiet. “Hey! I’m talking to you.”

“Leave me alone.” you mumbled.

“What?!” Bakugou replied.

“...You heard me. I said leave me alone.” you tried to walk past him, but he blocked your way.

“What if I don’t want to!?” he challenged.

“.....”you turned the opposite way and decided that ,maybe a detour would get him off your back.

...

“Here.” A lunch box was thrown in front of you.

You had been avoiding Bakugou for three days, so you were surprised when he finally found you in an empty classroom.

‘What’s this?”

“I haven’t seen you eat lunch in four days, take it and eat it.” he demanded like a stern parent. “Your quirk could suffer if you aren’t well fed.”

“Why do you care? You insult my quirk every chance you get.” you mumbled, opening the box. You were welcomed (and surprised) by all your favorite foods in the box. Almost as if he knew exactly what you liked in and out. But it’s not like Bakugou took his time to ask around and demand from your friends to know your favorite places to hide or favorite things to eat, that would be stupid!...right?

“I don’t. I just don’t need you slowing me down just because you aren’t caring for yourself.” he replied. “So sit down and eat...and..I guess I’m sorry about that prank.”

“You guess?!” you repeated in shock. “Let me guess, Izuku got in your head and convinced you to try and wave some stupid white flag to get me to forgive you?” you spat. “Or did Iida threaten you or something?”

Bakugou hid his surprise, he never heard you speak in that tone before. Your voice was usually happy sounding and giggly, this side of you could even freeze over a volcano.

“No!” he retorted. “It’s just seeing you cry over something so little is ridiculous that I figure that-...you’re crying again!!?!” he growled, seeing you sniff.

“It wasn’t a joke to me.” you turned away, wiping your eyes. “Why are you so mean to me?”

“Because...you’re so nice to everyone that it could get you into trouble!” he fired back. “Plus you never treat ME with the same respect.”

“Because my first day here, I tried to say hi to you and you laughed in my face.” you said sheepishly. “Then you said that if I thought I was worthy if being your friend then I was mistaken.” you recalled your very first day back then.

“Well WHY DID YOU LET ME GET IN YOUR HEAD THEN?!” he exploded again, crossing his arms. “I’m not that much of a monster...plus...you aren’t...completely useless.”

He would never compliment your quirk, ever. He wouldn’t compliment anybody’s and you weren’t any different...but he had to admit...you were pretty good at what you were able to do.

“and...y-you aren’t a complete worthless person” he mumbled.

“Huh?” you were confused. “Do you hate me or like me because you’re starting to confuse me now!” you whined.

“God-damnit! Do I have to do everything?!” he snapped. Before you knew it, Bakugou put his hands on both your shoulders and kissed you suddenly. To keep you from pulling away, his hands moved to your cheeks, gently caressing each side of your face.

He pulled away to find you looking as if you just saw a ghost. You could only pray he didn’t see the way your face was heating up like a tea kettle.

“N-now stop being sad and dreary! You look...nice when you smile.” he snapped, mumbled the last part.

“I do?” you raised an eyebrow. “I thought you hated me?”

“I do! I mean...I don’t! I mean..ARGH!” he seethed. “SHUT UP!”

“I didn’t say anything!” you pouted!

“ARGH!” Bakugou kissed you again, this time wrapping his arms around your waist. You were taken aback when one of his hands gingerly held onto the back of your head. Not knowing what you were doing, you gently held onto his shirt collar returning his affections.

Bakugou must have come to his senses before he pulled away from you, inhaling sharply as if he was almost drowning.

“Uh....eat your f-food stupid. I’m not leaving until that box is empty.”

Wordlessly you sat down and Bakugou pulled up a chair and sat across from you, both of you thinking the exact same thing.

What. the. hell. just happened...and why did you like it so much?

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas: Power Transfer

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: 

One for all is a power that has been passed down for generations. Turns out the most recent generation can afford to be a whole lot more liberal with his sharing. Also turns out sharing quirks runs in the family.

An AU where Izuku can share OFA full cowling with multiple people at once.

shared power ofa,

izuku giving aizawa 5% of one for all durring the usj or izuku giving toshinori 99% of OFA durring the last fight

cause consider the world never finding out about small might, all might retires but izuku knows

the rescue team all having the max amount of ofa they can use, which is around 2% each, cause a lil sparking team of heroes

izuku using kirishima to give bakugo some too n them using it to get away

izuku having two quirks is my favourite goddamn thing bc him being able to share his quirk but not having anything to share is great

he gives bits to allmight, like a constant 1% so he can teach classes and do press stuff

some rando wants to do an "all might" where is he now segment and it spans a good few months so izuku is continuously in the background just

conspiracy theory starts that izuku is a villain or allmights son

a villain and all might's son

izuku has no double toe joint but the doc cant find any evidence of a quirk? so he tells them izuku is either quirkless or has an invisible quirk. something subtle, or specific enough to have not activated by now

bakugo kinda,, is chill with izuku. he was waiting for izuku to develop a quirk till he judged him, but he never did so he kinda withheld judgement long enough for them to become decent friends

anyway, izuku likes to ramble about different things his quirk could technically be, bakugo likes to join in. they can go at this for h o u r s cackling about stupid hypotheticals

they workout together, they both do boxing and try out random moves they see on the internet on each other. they have a pile of gym mats in the woods like the weirdos they are

bakugo is like,, convinced izuku's quirk is actually an intellect up but he just shrugs

izuku has to grab something before he heads home so he takes the underpass and we get basically episode 1 from there. all might says no, the villain gets away, attacks Bakugo. izuku runs in, throws dust in the villain's eyes and pulls at bakugo's hands. all might jumps in, saves the day yada yada

some background for u about all might bc his past is a touch different here. during the battle with afo, afo was distracted. all might sustained the same injures but won more easily.

night eye never looks into his future because "my purpose is done, nighteye. let's live like everyone else, no fate of the world on our shoulders" he never looks into all mights future again at his request

they stay together

so instead of the big argument they go get ramen and get drunk because they don't have to be superhuman anymore, they can relax now

back to the main timeline-

so izuku is already fit, cleans the beach in 8 months, nighteye supervises

all might gives izuku the quirk 2 months before the entrance exam, nighteye is there to "oversee" (he wants to see izuku choke on a hair and laugh at this kid hes become pretty fond of)

also mirio! is izuku's bro because i love he

izuku eats the hair and gets the quirk like, instantly which?? is confusing nighteye and all might. nighteye has like,,, hidden behind a car because hes the only person with self-preservation

allmight touches izuku and the lightning climbs up his arm and he just pOofs out into swolmight. hes ShooK, so is izuku

anyway, he manages to turn it off and izuku is just standing there like "oh my god what the fuck"

"izuku,, what,, happened there"

",,,, one for all??? leaked out??? into allmight????"

...

"nighteye come over here."

"izukU nO"

"STAND STILL NIGHTEYE I JUST NEED TO TRY SOMETHING"

nighteye is forcibly given a little of ofa and regrets a lot of stuff

anyway, izuku breaks an arm trying to use ofa and hes muttering trying to work out how to use it, nighteye basically says "well, think back to how ofa came about" and izuku is like ",,, what"

and nighteye screams because TOSHI YOU DIDNT TELL HIM?????? and allmight ",,, o o p s"

so izuku gets to hear the story of all for one while hes being driven to UA for recovery girl hes,,, really quiet for a second

"when did you fight him?"

"six years ago, april?"

",,, this has to be a coincidence"

hisashi went out on a "business trip" 6 years ago and they haven't seen him since. he calls, but hes never visited and izuku has this terrible feeling

because izuku cant calm down and because nighteye thinks this kid might be on to something they call tsukauchi and he agrees to meet them at UA

izuku gets treated, naomasa is in v quickly afterwards before he calls his dad he turns to nighteye, allmight and Naomasa

"i've never been able to lie to my dad. i thought he was just really good at reading me but,,"

"if hes afo he might have a quirk"

"yeah. so i'll just twist the truth. im good at that, but thats all i'll be able to do"

anyway, he calls up his dad and slaps this big grin on his face. the phone is on speaker

"hey dad!!!!" "izuku! is something wrong?"

"oi, cant i call my dad for no reason?"

"you, willingly calling someone? dont make me laugh"

izuku giggles despite himself

"anyway, you'll never guess!!"

"did youuuu,,,, hmmmm, meet all might?"

they freeze but izuku just laughs

"yeah,, but thats not the most exciting thing!!! my quirk came in finally"

"oh?"

"yeah! imagine the worlds most basic power enhancer, but i can share the energy! you have any idea where that could have come from?"

"no! i can't think of anyone in our family with a quirk like that! sounds crazy!"

naomasa looks grin, and mouths "liar"

izuku pales but keeps his smile

"do you think you could visit, id love to show you!! oh, maybe we could test it together! you always had the best ideas for my quirk notes"

"id love to izuku, but im stuck in america for the near future, you know it is. i'll see what i can do tho, ok champ?"

naomasa shakes his head again "lying" izuku looks like hes going to be sick. nighteye is pale, all might looks stunned. izuku grits his teeth but his voice is still light and happy

"i'm gonna make it into UA so you can watch me kick butt from america! you better cheer me on!"

"im looking forward to it. say hi to your mother from me."

naomasa nods. hes telling the truth. that makes nighteye feel the sickest

"love you izuku"

",,, love you too dad"

izuku hangs up the phone and retches into the bin. nighteye is shaking. all might storms out. naomasa punches the wall

izuku looks up with tears in his eyes

",,, does my mum know?"

nighteye wants to cry

"i dont know kid"

izuku tells katuski that his quirk finally came in! but,,, in the worlds biggest mess of a way

basically hes lying in bed, trying to work out why he can't use it without breaking bones but the people he shares it with can, he bolts upright

"POWER MODULATION OH MY GOD"

he runs out his door all the way to bakugos house and climbs in through his window, grabbing a sleeping bakugo by the shoulders

"KACCHAN ITS POWER MODULATION"

"IZuKU whAt tHE fuCK"

"my quirk!!! i was breaking bones because i wasnt modulating it!!!"

",,,,q QUiRK/???/?"

",,,, oh yeah oops"

mitsuki runs in with a frying pan ready to murder a villain but its just izuku

"carry on"

izuku doesnt tell him its ofa but he explains his quirk has finally showed up, bakugo asks him if hes registered it yet

",,,noooooo"

"wait what? you, breaking the law? mister "i cant kill an ant because all might himself will call me a villain""

izuku, w the most shit-eating grin, explains that you only legaly have to register your quirk when it shows up, or after you are tested when you are five, whichever happens first so, legally, he doesnt need to register because it would be seen as voluntary updating

cut to the enterance exam

aizawa is holding the papers for the kids hes observing right then

"quirkless? that kid doesn't look quirkless"

and yagi sighs

"of course he didnt,,,"

"all might? do you know him?"

"NO NO IDEA WHO MID- THAT YOUNG CHILD IS"

",,,, r i g h t"

“aizawa listen i have never seen young midoriya in my life ever”

basically, izuku is hiding the "transfer" part of his power from most people bc hes stubborn and thinks it could be useful

also,,, in this au shinso makes it in on hero points thanks

bakugo is about to rush the 0 pointer but shinso can see its going to fall on him shinsou yells

"HEY FUCK FACE"

"HA-"

"MOVE MOVE MOVE GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE OH MY GOD MOVE I DONT WANT TO SEE SOMEONE DIE TODAY"

shinsou and bakugou are the type of friends that flat out have no love for each other but would punch anyone who says anything bad abt the other. like shinsou walks into school and bakugou s just

“dammit i thought u fucking died smh”

“i wish i did then i wouldn’t have to look at ur ugly ass”

in this au shinso and izuku bond when they are standing outside they door bc izuku looks like hes gonna fucking cry hes so scared and shinsou is like "wow big mood"

shinso is not shinson in this au! bc izuku is gonna do a soft

basically, quirk test? shinsou is s w e a t i n g bakugo looks a little worried for his new friend but no one would notice if they weren’t izuku

shinsou turns to him like "my quirk is mental im going to fa I L"

izuku grabs his hand and he feels this rush of energy, you can almost see it dancing along his skin. izuku grins

"i think you'll find you do just fine"

(izuku gave him like,, less than a full 1% but hes like doubled in strength and speed and hes??? shook?? bc whats happening)

aizawa is lost bc shinso has a mental quirk he shouldnt be doing this well, so he tries to cancel it

nothing happens and aizawa is so lost??? bc shinsou is kinda reedy and not super fit but hes placing solidly in the middle

and he noticing that shinso’s eyes seem to be glowing and so are they eyes of the kid coming in second and gives a big "hm,mmmm"

anyway, ball pitch, he cancels izukus quirk and turns to look at shinso, his eyes are dim. izuku looks sheepish but also like hes ready to throw down and its an interesting look

aizawa just sighs "you know what? just throw the ball."

izuku g r i n s and yeets it into next year using more of his quirk than he like,, really should have? to prove a point (his finger is bruised, not broken. he used 25%)

anyway aizawa shows the results, shinso is in the middle, izuku second, hagakure is last and sadly shes not getting expelled bc plot reasons – im sorry I have a thing against her shes perfectly valid probably im just still convinced shes the traitor even tho its totally a teacher

he calls izuku out on it but does admit he didnt say you couldnt help eachother, so its kind on him. shinso looks like hes going to pass out with relief

Hagekure is the traitor in this au though, 100%

during the camp she is at the pick up zone, hiding. izuku pulls bakugo out of the way, they all seem safe

but

she pushes izuku in through the portal as it closes

fyi afo takes her quirk and leaves her braindead in the nomu factory bc shes not useful anymore. also because now he needs to have a really awkward conversation with his son he was hoping to avoid

also usj? is really melodramatic

he gives aizawa 4% which is the max nighteye could hold without it hurting

aizawa takes a hit from the nomu and he reaches out his hand

izuku cries as he gives him an extra 4% and aizawa gets free but he can see bruises forming with every step his teacher takes

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 180: Deku VS Gentle ~Conclusion~

Previously on BnHA: The U.A. cultural festival kicked off. Gentle and Deku continued to duke it out. Gentle was still powered up with La Brava’s love quirk, but it wasn’t enough to really give him an edge; the two of them were pretty much going toe to toe and not dealing any real damage. Gentle tried to squish Deku under some stretchy air, but Deku unleashed his inner hobbit and fucking burrowed his way free. There was a lot of other ridiculous stuff like jacket-pulling and a lot of rough and tumble nonsense, and then Gentle had a tragic flashback. Basically he wanted to be a hero back in high school, but was something of a disaster, and was eventually expelled after a botched rescue attempt. Four years later he ran into an old classmate who had become a successful hero himself. Said classmate had no idea who Gentle was. The sting of this incident gave Gentle the motivation to study and train until he mastered his quirk, tired of being a failure. Back in the present, Deku’s attempts at trying to talk sense into him fell on deaf ears, and we were promised a conclusion in the next chapter. Which is this chapter! So bring it on!

Today on BnHA: Gentle and Deku stare at each other angrily while gripping each other’s hands and kind of pushing each other back and forth aggressively. It’s pretty intense but also ridiculous. Meanwhile La Brava flees into the woods with her laptop, desperate to hack U.A.’s security and complete Gentle’s mission. Gentle is all “I have to finish this quickly!” and starts bouncing around not really doing anything. Finally, Deku finishes him off with a shoot style roundhouse kick. He sportingly tells Gentle it was a difficult fight (which is a straight up lie but Deku is a nice person okay), right as La Brava comes running back and realizes Gentle has lost. She starts cutely beating Deku with her fists while crying, and Gentle realizes the situation he’s put her in, and that his failure means that she’ll be arrested as well. So he flings Deku away, attempting to make it look like the battle never occurred, and then he hugs La Brava, and then the pros arrive and he surrenders.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 206 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

holy

wtf is happening to him

Deku’s struggling to hold him off, and he seems to be losing his damn mind

yikes

fucking look at this limbo champ right here. how the fuck is he still on his feet

now Gentle is asking Deku why he aspires to be a hero

funny that you should ask that, Gentle! because the thing is, Deku doesn’t actually care about recognition at all. he just wants to be a hero so that he can help others. imagine that

not that there’s anything wrong with wanting recognition. but if that’s the only thing you want, and you’re unable to be satisfied by anything else, you might want to prepare yourself for a lot of disappointment in life. and for the inevitable crisis you’ll have if and when you do ever finally achieve it, only to realize that it doesn’t really change anything and that you’ll still feel hollow inside until you finally realize that what you really wanted was ~love~

which you already have, apparently. so that’s great, dude. (again, just so long as it’s platonic??) I just wish you’d fucking figure it out already

maybe Deku can help him out. Deku?

okay, first of all, HOW DARE YOU with that shot of Nighteye. I DON’T NEED THIS

but on the other hand, having All Might and Inko side by side is A++. like, he genuinely thinks of them as his mom and dad. those are his parents. this is great. All Might, your proposal had better be real classy. don’t try any of that cheesy surprise proposal in public in front of dozens of other people bullshit. she will get super shy and embarrassed. what you should do is take her on a romantic nighttime walk on Dagobah Beach, and tell her this is where you trained with Izuku before giving him OFA, and you’re so grateful that the two of them came into your life, and you can’t imagine it without them. and then you drop down on one knee and you whip out the ring and that’s when you pop the question, bro

anyways I got swept up in my fantasies, but Deku is still continuing his speech here

very nice callback to that “you can be a hero” moment. you know what, I haven’t listened to the OST in a while. I’m gonna put that on

and Gentle seems to be smiling and he’s all “the same, huh”

and now he’s fucking flinging Deku into a nearby tree. rude

wow, La Brava is still committed to the plan and telling herself that Gentle will definitely win, and she’s actually setting up her fucking laptop in the middle of the woods and trying to connect to U.A.’s wireless network

but apparently she is “just barely” out of range

holy shit how far does U.A.’s network extend. is there a reason they need wifi all the way out in the middle of the damn woods? probably so the teachers can dick around on their phones while the students do survival exercises

so she’s picking up the laptop and running!

oh my god lol I almost said “you can do it!!” out loud and then I remembered that I’m supposed to be rooting against her lol

Gentle’s calling after her not to go and that it’s too dangerous on her own

that’s right, there is a werewolf prowling these here woods, don’t forget

anyway, so now Gentle is all “I have to finish this quickly!”

and yes, you do! because Deku has a fucking concert to get to!!

lol. yeah he’s a right pain in the ass, this one, isn’t he

now Gentle is losing his damn mind and he’s all “I’LL BEAT YOU EVEN IF IT MEANS DISREGARDING EVERYTHING THAT I STAND FOR, BASICALLY!!”

I was going to be all sarcastic and like “yes, nothing says respect like trying to beat the shit out of someone.” but then I remembered that this is shounen and that actually is how people show respect, like, all the time. so okay, yeah, that’s fair

AHHHHH YESSSSS

HOUNDDOG AND ECTO TO THE RESCUE

sorry my cute lil bean, looks like the jig is up

LMAOOOOOOO

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PANEL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES. RIP KOUTA PUNCHING DEKU IN THE NUTS, 2018-2019

holy shit I keep looking at it and cracking the fuck up. his face. HIS DRAMATIC HAND GESTURES. DEKU OUT HERE LOSING HIS GD MIND AND I’M LIVING FOR IT

anyway, so it’s about time he fired an air gun with his left hand! yeesh

and now he’s finally finishing him off!!

this is a total Katsuki move. rotating in midair. and then finishing with an Iida move. I like this. I like this a lot

Deku there’s no need to try and spare his feelings. why you lyin bro. “of all the battles I’ve fought till now, this was... one of them”

(ETA: but seriously though. this has to be the first fight he’s ever been in where he didn’t even need any patching up afterwards. this was not even remotely a challenge for him. this was more like a Disney Channel Original Movie fight where he was more concerned about finishing up in time for the big dance competition)

nooooo now La Brava is running back out of the woods and she’s all like “GENTLE THE HEROES ARE COMING--”

nooooooooo

ah so there is a limit. as I thought

and yes, run away La Brava! you’re still so young! you have your whole life ahead of you, don’t throw it all away for this sad old man who flunked out of school 50 years ago and is now trying to be famous. he could have escaped, after all. he’s the one who decided he had to do this for some inexplicable reason

ffff she’s sobbing and telling Deku to “knock it off” and let him go

do you think he’s just going to shrug his shoulders and be like, “oh, sure thing, my bad”

oh my god

definitely one of them. one of the battles. but uh. most difficult? nahhh

listen kid. sometimes people try really hard and they still fail. it happens. maybe next time don’t pour your heart and soul into an assault on a school if you want people to feel bad when you fail

she’s saying Gentle is everything to her and her only light

okay I really want La Brava to make some nicer, more age-appropriate friends who don’t commit as many crimes

(ETA: well okay, the age thing is apparently not an issue, so that’s good. hopefully the two of them have learned their lesson and will be good citizens after they’ve done their time. maybe they’ll let them off with community service)

this is like fucking Zabuza and Haku in the fucking Wave Arc. holy shit. how many years ago was that

(ETA: 19. 19 fucking years ago. holy shit. that is a whole generation)

and now Gentle is belatedly realizing that even though La Brava is innocent (I guess “innocent” here is a relative term), if she gets caught now then she’ll be charged as an accomplice

why didn’t you fucking think about stuff like this before you made a teenage girl your evil sidekick

omg

did he just fucking yeet Deku into the air behind his back

and Deku landed in another one of those elastic air pockets it looks like

so what, you tried to make it look like you didn’t fight Deku and you just somehow happened to end up in the woods outside U.A. all beat up? lol okay then

that was pretty dumb but also hilarious. at any rate, I guess we get to go onto the festival now! BRING ME MY BAND AU AND MY HAPPY ERI’S SMILING FACE

no bonus, but look, Deku survived a 1-on-1 villain fight with no lasting damage, the villain learned a valuable lesson about love and friendship, class A is about to slay the entire U.A. campus with their sound, and All Might is proposing to Inko on the beach. basically life is pretty good.

[oatsn-honey]

Sweet Sensations

When Mina had suggested a trip to the local candy shop, she hadn’t expected nearly the entire class to come along. But she wasn’t one to complain. The more the merrier, right? So, the large group of teens made their way out of the dorm, from the campus and into the streets of the city, eventually reaching the relatively peaceful area where the goodies could be found. Chatter floated about, and the girls marveled at the clothing placed in store-front windows. 

A soft-spoken conversation lingered between Shouto and Momo, the latter wearing a gentle smile, and Denki left Kyouka wheezing for air after he told many ludicrous jokes. Bakugou, Kirishima, and many others traveled together, while Minoru flittled about, attempting to get nice views of the female students. Tenya wandered around the smaller clusters, getting on to those who were ‘making trouble’. 

At the front of the moving pack, Tsuyu watched lightheartedly as her conversational friend fondly spoke with the bright boy beside her. As she stepped in time with the duo, smile ever present on her face, bemusement fell over Tsuyu. 

 Ochako had snorted, then covered her face with one of her hands, waving the other about. She attempted to contain the laughs spawned by something Izuku had said, but ultimately failed. “Wha-what?!” He cried, flustered as he questioned her sudden eruption of giggles. 

“Noth- Nothing!” She removed her hand from her face, only to put it back after seeing the green-haired boy’s pout. “It was just cute!” She defended, chuckles bubbling from within her chest. 

“EH?!” Izuku’s eyes grew wide with a mix between surprise and embarrassment. “Cute?!” His mind screamed as his face burned like an ember and his heart thudded rapidly.

“Oh god.” “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Ochako screeched, her face igniting in a fire of humiliation. “What! No! I didn’t mean it that way! I mean-! Ack, I’m sorry!” Words stumbled from her lips at rapid fire as she continued to back away. At this point, everyone had begun to watch the situation, intrigued by Ochako’s flustered screaming.

Smirks adorned the faces of many teens, and frowns of confusion for others. (A single scowl belonging to none other than Katsuki.) All attention was cast to the duo up at front as they skidded away from one another, faces illuminated with bright red.

There was a temporary pause in the movement of the group, which quickly came to an end after several awkward chuckles. The travel towards the candy shop commenced once again, Izuku and Ochako far apart and refusing to look in the remote direction of the other.

After several more minutes of walking and joking banter, the crowd of Yuuei students reached their destination; a little treasure by the name of Sweet Sensations. Delicious scents were wafting out from inside the store, and the window graciously displayed elaborate designs of candy and deserts.

They all shuffled into the building, discussions of what to buy emerging as they dispersed into groups. Izuku stood, fidgeting his fingers about the generic candy section. He was still attempting to calm his clamoring heart.

“Bakugou!” He heard Eijirou shout, “Look what I found!” Izuku swiveled to see the redhead holding up two rock candy sticks, both with plastic packaging. One was a bright crimson, and the other a glowing orange.

“Cool,” Katsuki answered over his shoulder without turning to look. The broad smile fell from Eijirou’s face, and his hands fell to his sides. He quickly shook it off and continued to search the shop, keeping the two hard candies in hand.

Izuku went back to examining the sweets, only to be jolted by a high voice. “Find anything, Deku?” He squealed and backed away in surprise, looking up to see the pink tinted face of Ochako. And then came the rapid heartbeat and sputtering nonsense once again.

“Ahaha,” he gave an uncomfortable chuckle, trying to ignore the obvious blush on his face. “Not- not really, no.” He shrugged after Ochako made a disappointed sound. “What about you?”

“Oh...,” she looked away, fumbling with the straps of her purse, “I didn’t really plan on buying anything, so I didn’t bring enough money...” She smiled at him, eyes closed, “But that’s okay!”

The green-haired hero bit his lip, “Well,” he started, the beginnings of a plan forming in his head, “If you want, you could help me look for something.” He said it more as a question, awaiting her answer with nervousness.

She gasped in excitement, “Really? I’d love to!” And thus, a normal conversation commenced as the two explored the unique candy shop, commenting on cute candies and desserts. Izuku made sure to keep note of everything Ochako said, hatching a scheme that would make her day.

“Oh! I love these!” The brunette stated around 20 minutes into the search for the perfect treat. “Perfect amount of sweetness with a hint of tart!” Picking up a box of the circular multi-colored candies, she showed them to Izuku, telling a story of how her father would always get them for her after a hard day.

He smiled, listening as she continued the endearing tale, “I know it’s silly, but it meant a lot to me... He would say something like,” she lowered her voice jokingly,“Wanna talk about it, champ?” and hand me a box of ‘em. As a kid, having that really helped.” Ochako finished, looking down as she smiled fondly at the memories.

“Well! We should keep looking around!” Interrupting the peaceful moment, she shoved the box of Sweet Tarts back onto the shelf, and grabbed Izuku’s arm, dragging him over to another section of the store (insueing a storm of blushing and embarrassed exclamations).

Over an hour had passed since the high schoolers had reached the candy shop, and many waited in the purchase line, discussing the various deserts they had selected, while others rested outside on benches. “Really? You got Toxic Waste?” Came Kyouka’s suspicious voice up from the front. She looked at Denki, eyebrow cocked at his goofy smile after he nodded, handing his collection of candies to the clerk.

“You know it! I also got some Warheads! Bet’cha that I can eat more than you!” He sung, grinning from ear to ear.

“Whatever, Kaminari,” she chuckled with a sigh after he payed and recieved a tied bag of his purchased treats.

As the two walked out, Izuku listened in as the two boys ahead of him and Ochako discussed something. “C’mon Bakugou, just let me pay for your stuff,” Eijirou reasoned, grabbing for the bag and packet in the blonde’s hands.

“It’s just some Atomic Fireballs and Pop Rocks, I can handle it, hair-for-brains,” He raised an eyebrow and scrutinized the teen beside him.

“I know that, but just- here,” he snatched his friend’s items, “Lemme’ take care of it.” He grinned, nodding slowly with his eyes closed.

“Whatever,” Katsuki huffed, crossing his arms. The two progressed in line, reaching the register, where Eijirou placed the bag of firey candies and package of popping rocks on the counter. While the ash-blonde wasn’t looking, he slid the employee the rock candies from earlier.

“Ah! Tsu, what did you get?” Izuku turned to the girl at his side to see her chatting with the frog hero, who had happened to pace by the duo on her way out of the shop.

“Oh, I can show you outside, if you’d like,” Ochako looked at Izuku pleadingly, asking without words if he would mind.

“Of course you can go!” He said with a nod. “This is the chance I’ve been waiting for!” He thought as the two exited the building, Ochako telling Tsuyu about what she had seen that day. “Thanks for the diversion, Asui!” He zipped out from behind Katsuki and Eijirou (who were finishing paying), relinquishing his place in line.

“What are you doing, Midoriya?” Minoru’s nasally voice stopped Izuku in his tracks, and he turned around to see the small hero-in-training holding a box of tiny Wax Bottles candy.

He laughed awkwardly, “Umm, I, uh, forgot something that I wanted!” He fibbed, just hoping to get away from the small teen.

“Oh,” Minoru turned back to the register, silently questioning Izuku’s nervous behavior. Sighing with relief, said boy disappeared behind a tall shelf, returning to a section he had already visited that day.

The Sweet Tart section. He looked around the various types, some coming in giant size, or ropes... As he skimmed the shelf, his eyes landed on a hidden pouch, tucked behind boxes of the original variants. It was a white, mesh bag filled with the candies. Picking it up, Izuku noticed that the sweets were shaped as hearts, instead of the ordinary disks. Thinking of his friend, he decided that the cute and special presentation of the deserts fit her. 

He made his way back over to the check-out line, shuffling in behind Tooru and Mashirao (the former hanging on the boy’s arm, chatting excitedly about how cute the gummies she had selected were), unbeknownst to the message contained within the treats he had just chosen. 

After all of the students had purchased and met outside the shop, the swift journey back to Heights Alliance began, many of the students traveling in their earlier group. Momo and Shouto continued to walk together, the latter holding the trash of an ice cream wrapper in his hand as they both shared a store-made chocolate bar. Fumikage walked silently with Tooru and Mashirao, the girl as energetic as ever as she popped candy into her mouth. Kyouka humored Denki and Minoru as Mina entertained Tsuyu and Ochako. Up ahead, Bakugou and Kirishima brisked along with the other boys, making the pace. Tagging behind all of them, a smile tugging at his lips, Izuku followed, thankful for the day. 

After an inhale to boost confidence, he made his way over to Ochako and the others, tapping his friend’s shoulder. “Um, Uraraka?” 

She whipped around to face him, then filed in to skip beside him cheerfully, “Hey Deku! What’s up?” She smiled, cocking her head to the side sweetly. 

“Well, um,” He gulped, “Would you mind walking over there with me for a bit? I have something to... show you...” He closed his eyes, nervous of her answer.

“Of course!” Making their way a bit farther back than the rest of the group, Ochako questioned, “So, what is it you wanna show me?” 

He rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment, averting his eyes from the girl, “You said that you didn’t have enough money to buy anything... so I got you this!” He shoved the pouch of Sweet Tarts into her hands, staring at the ground. 

She gasped, and quickly threw her arms around Izuku, bringing him into a tight hug. “Deku! Thank you!” 

For a moment, Izuku didn’t know what to do with his hands, but after a couple of moments he realized that she was still hugging him. Blushing, he bashfully roped his own arms around her, resting his head on her shoulder. “No problem, Uraraka.” He smiled fondly... and then the moment was over, leaving two sputtering and bright red teens reeling backwards. 

The journey to the dorms was continued silently for the two, both privately smiling after the small ordeal. Ochako held the gift up to her chest, heart warmed by Izuku’s thoughtfulness.

The students reached their destination in a short fifteen minute walk, and many gathered in the common area to share their spoils with the class, while some went about preparing for bed or finishing some last minute studying. Ochako took a seat on one of the couches, Mina settling in beside her, talking up a storm as usual. Izuku had went upstairs to go grab something from his bedroom, but stated that he would be back down shortly. 

In the meantime, several teens dumped out their sacks of treats and began to dig in, swapping pieces with others nearby. “I thought you said you didn’t have any money?” Mina questioned Ochako, catching her off-guard when she peeled the mesh pouch from her hands.

“Ah! I didn’t...,” Ochako began to explain, but hesitated. Mina smirked at her, jostling the bag of Sweet Tarts. “Where’d ya get these from, then?” Her expression read, and Ochako knew she would have to confess. “Deku gave them to me.” She tried to sound confident, even crossing her arms. 

“Oh did he now?” Mina teased, inspecting the candies. She went silent, and her eyes grew wide. “Wait, you’re serious?!” She pivoted the gift towards Ochako, shoving it in her face.

“Well-! Yeah!” Ochako defended, and then she yanked the bag from Mina’s hand. At the sight of it, her stomach dropped to her feet. On it were the words, “You’re my sweetheart.” 

“Hahaha!” Mina burst out laughing, pointing at her flustered friend who had yet to say a word. “He loves you!” She continued mocking her (in the most friendly way possible), urging Ochako about the ‘definite feelings’ Izuku and her shared.

“Surely... Surely he didn’t notice...” She reasoned, attempting to play off the words of affection as a mistake. Ochako uncinched the pouch, picking out one of the heart shaped candies. “Oh my god.” 

Mina recovered from her laughter, and glanced at the small sweet in Ochako’s hands. “What?” She erupted in another fit of giggles, leaving Ochako to sputter in defeat. 

“Luv U” read the candy. They were Sweet Tart versions of conversation hearts. “Nope, nope-ity nope, I can’t handle this,” Ochako’s thoughts rang, as she tried to contain her raging flush.

“He loves you! Oooo! He loves you!” Mina continued to sing, further aggravating her friend’s embarrassment. Frowning, her heart thumping in her chest, Ochako stared down at the pouch, eyes sifting through them.

She felt a hand on her shoulder, and whipped around to see Tsuyu, “It’s okay, Ochako, I bet Midoriya didn’t notice what it said.” She smiled, attempting to comfort her friend. 

“Ah, yea, that must be it..,” Ochako mumbled. “Um, I think I might go to bed,” She just wanted to go hide under the covers for a couple years. Standing up, she made her way over to the staircase.

“Night, Ochako~” Mina cooed, waving as her friend parted away, clumsily climbing the steps. The pink girl turned away, snickering slightly as she joined into the conversation between some of the boys.

In her room, Ochako sat against with her back against the bed, heart faltering and hands shaking as she popped the Sweet Tarts she had been gifted into her mouth. She read each one, her heart clenching every time. “Love you, My girl, Be mine, Hug me, Real love, Cutie Pie...” They all her a sweet sensation.

Bonus: 

Izuku came bounding down the stairs and into the common area, finding a place on the floor. “Where’s Uraraka?” He asked, which produced a snicker from Mina that went unquestioned.

“She went to bed,” Tsuyu answered, her hands wrapped around a bottle of water. Izuku frowned, but quickly shook it off, tuning into the most lively conversation.

It consisted of Denki screaming in pain after eating the terribly sour things he had bought earlier that day. “WATER, WATER!” He shouted, running to the kitchen. Hanta laughed, tossing one of the Warheads into his mouth, questioning what the ‘big deal’ was. Until he himself was sent running for a drink. 

“Idiots,” Katsuki growled, eating a handful of Pop Rocks. As they crackled in his mouth he scrutinized the other teens, “Don’t buy it if ya can’t handle it.”

Izuku glanced up at the ash-blonde seated on one of the couches. “Hey, Kacchan? Make sure not to drink any soda with those, it’ll upset your stoma...” He trailed off after the explosive teen sent him a poisonous glare. 

Yanking the already open can from Eijirou’s hands, Katsuki tipped his head back and took a swig of the carbonated liquid. “Don’t tell me what to do, nerd.” 

Notes: I’m back from my trip! Here’s just a (long) drabble that I decided to write while I was away! Pretty simple and sweet, so nothing too special, but I still enjoyed writing it. Well, thank you so much for reading, your opinions on it would be very appreciated! Have a great day, and eat and drink plenty! <3

(Also, thank you for the idea @jaychance-aka-controlbreakers! <3 It was super cute!)

Masterlist

[hattersaz-blog]

Boku no Hero Academia roleplay (ft KiriMido, BakuAshiMyself and Vanessa Masters)

@bbb35​ shared a picture of Bakugo sleeping with a bunny Izuku plush, and we kind of went on a roleplay tangent xD I was being myself, but as though I was in the BnHA universe (Quirk; Green Flame), while Vanessa Masters was B’s character :) Yes, there are a lot, but if you find them interesting, you can have fun reading them :’)

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Vanessa: shows picture of Bakugo asleep with bunny Izuku “Black mail material”

Me: takes a copy “Gonna use this on him later” evil grin

Bakugo: "SHUT UP!! DEKU AND I CUDDLED AS KIDS, IT HELPS ME SLEEP, HE GAVE ME IT!~ SHUT UP!!"

Me: “Digging yourself a hole man” snickering 

Kaminari: "Pffft, he's so precious!"

Jiro: "Almost as precious as Midoriya... I don't know how to handle this..." 

Me: uncontrollable laughter 

Bakugo: "FUCK YOU!"

----------------------- Time Skip --------------------------

Midoriya walks through the common room carrying Kirishima bridal style

Vanessa:  “Love strong Deku. And yet, he’s not afraid to get thrown onto a bed, and ravished until he can't sit.”

Me: fans face “I just pictured it. OH BOY! KIRI BE GENTLE WITH THE LAD!!”

Kirishima: "I'll try, but he makes me so Rock hard" Deku kicks foot into Kirishima's laughing face to keep him at bay 

Midoriya: "NO PUNS IN BED!!"

Me: “I'll let you ah, do your stuff” winks and leaves, then bumps into Bakugo at the door “What are you doing here Kacchan??”

Bakugo: "NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU DEMON BITCH!" 

Me: “Awww, do you want Izuku to sleep in your bed so you can cuddle?! SO CUTE!!!” hugs him, purely to make him embarrassed 

Bakugo: "FUCK YOU!!!"

Vanessa: "Why Bakugo, I didn't know you felt that way, but you should court her before any fucking and cuddling, or just plain cuddle."

Me: “alnfergbreln oh my God! Vanessa please, I seriously doubt-” turns to Baku and sees him blushing ”...Well shit.. I think I need to have a talk with Mina...”

Vanessa: "I mean, he can't jerk off. Cause his hands will cause explosions, so he must be hard."

Me: chokes on spit

Bakugo: "OI! I CAN TOO JERK OFF! ... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WITCH!" 

Me: blushing “I didn't picture anything, I swear!”

Bakugo: blushing too "At least I know why you hang out with Kaminari now..." 

Me: “WHA?!”

Bakugo: "FUCKING PERVERT!"

Me: "SAID THE GUY WHO ADMITS TO JERKING OFF!!"

Vanessa: "Come now, must you two be as loud as one of Bakugo's explosions, or him after rubbing one out." 

Hagakure: passing by in a towel, which obviously looks like it's floating "You just enjoy watching the world burn, don't you?" 

Vanessa: "Meh, more like a garbage can fire with these two, but no less haunting."

Me: small, green fire actually sprouts to life atop my head as my cheeks burn red “This is NOT how I thought this conversation would go...”

Bakugo: "I NEVER WANTED THIS CONVERSATION! YOU COULD HAVE JUST WALKED PAST BUT NOOO, YOU HAD TO ASK WHY I WAS HERE!"

Me: “IT WAS TOO TEMPTING TO TEASE YOU!”

Bakugo: "AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US!" 

Hagakure: "Us?" 

Bakugo and myself: blushing intensifies, as does the flame on my head 

Ashido: "Oh, why is Saz blushing so hard?? Bakubro too!? ... GASP! DO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO NOW?!" 

Bakugo and myself: spin to look at her in shock "WHA?!"

Hagakure: “I don’t think it’s calming down anytime soon.”

Vanessa: "It never does with me involved."

Bakugo: "I accuse you, Witch! I say we take you to Salem, they know how to handle your kind there!" 

Me: Smacks Bakugo, cutting him off and causing him to growl "That's horrible! And offense to Vanessa, and the innocent NOT witches who were killed!”

Ashido: "Don't hit my boyfriend, if we're sharing him, I demand you treat him nicely!" hugging Bakugo close, rubbing her boobs against his forearm

Me: “But Mina, he said something REALLY offensive!”

Ashido: "Oh, right, ok then!" slaps him too

Bakugo: "FUCK OFF!"

MIna: gets an idea and slaps Bakugo's chest, using her acid to burn the cloth off his chest, leaving him shirtless

Bakugo: "WHAT THE HELL!?!?"

Me: “Well... Kacchan, your room's not too far right?”

Bakugo: "Wha?! YOU'RE NOT COMING INTO MY ROOM! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

Me: “Oh? Would you prefer something else? grins at Ashido, who grins back 

Ashido and myself: "Can we go to your room, Hero-Kun~?" 

Bakugo: blushing "... no..."

Me: grinning “Almost”

----------------------------- Time Skip -------------------------------

Ashido sneaks into Bakugo's room, smiling fondly at the pink alien plush and green lizard plush sat neatly by his pillow. Then she climbs into his bed and in his sleep he spoons her, not realizing what he's doing till the next morning when he opens his eyes and sees her black eyes. 

Ashido: "Hello, Hero-kun~." 

Bakugo: blushing fiercely 

Me: “Aww, you two are cute. Shame class starts in twenty minutes.” stood watching with a smirk

Bakugo: "THE HELL!?" sits up, realizes he sleeps in his boxers, and grabs stuff green rabbit to cover his bare chest

Me: “You sure you want to cover that part champ?” raises brow, smirk still present

Ashido: giggling

Bakugo: "LISTEN!!" He puts hands on his hips, exposing his pecs. Only to cover his chest again "I DON'T NEED YOU SUCCUBUS’ CREEPING INTO MY BED WHILE I'M ASLEEP!!"

Me: raises hand “Hey, I never did that. I was in my room the entire night” whispers “was too busy writing to even think about sleeping beside yous and that makes me sad” normal voice “so don't start with me.

Ashido: "It's true! I was the only one! I feel special~" 

Me: dramatically gloomy 

Ashido: "Oh.."

Bakugo: "......Gaaaaaaaawwwwd...." Bakugo throws aside stuffed toy, and opens arms out "You get ONE big, long hug, and then you’re out and you NEVER tell a living soul."

Me: dives in “HECK YES!” snuggling “Also, no promises babe” winks

Bakugo: Lets out a startled laugh as I nuzzle his chest

---------------------------- Time Skip ------------------------------

*At All Might's apartment* (I said it was long XD)

Bakugo: "What's this?"

Midoriya: "A candy dish." 

Bakugo: "Well, where's the candy?" 

Midoriya: "There is none, All Might can't eat candy anymore."

Bakugo: "Then why have a candy dish?"

Vanessa: "He doesn't have to have candy, for a man with money a dish can stand on it's own." 

Me: “Could he not like, put fruit in it or something? Just a dish seems a tad redundant.”

Vanessa: “Like I said, a dish can stand on it's own. And despite all the medical bills, All Might has a lot of money. He made 100 grand in gift baskets in one month.”

Me:  “Damn son. Jeez, if I had that much money, I'd feel like it'd be a waste not to give to charities and stuff, ya know?”

Vanessa: “Oh he does, but he's been putting it away too in savings to donate it all to charity. But when he met Midoriya, he's left it to him and his mother in his will.“

Me: “Awww, that's adorable! Hey Katsuki, what would you do with all that money?”

Bakugo: "Isn't that obvious? I'd make sure my fucking wives have a secure, well off future then fucking throw it at some kid charities or something."

Me: .....

Ashido: .... 

Me: “Did you hear that Mina?”

Ashido: "You bet I did!" 

Ashido and myself: "HE'S SO COOL!"

Me: “Wait, did he say... wives?” blush 

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Ashido: holding up her skirt to show her panties “So you’ll buy me fancy lingerie, Bak-Kun~?”

Me: blushing “Oof”

Bakugo: sent flying from the force of his nosebleed

Me: pointing at him “Same, honestly”

Ashido: "You think I might be too bold?"

Vanessa: "This is Bakugo, if he can't take the bluntness that he throws at others, then this is gonna blow up bigger then a explosion from his own hands."

Me: “His nosebleed explosion was pretty big too. Think he can use that against enemies?”

Bakugo: blushing and stuffing tissue in his nose "SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE ANY BETTER!"

Me: “HEY! I DID NOT NOSEBLEED! I was close, but I DID NOT EXPLODE NASALLY WITH BLOOD!”

Vanessa: "But that would mean Ashido would have to expose her breasts to Bakugo at random times."

Ashido: "I'm fine with that, I grew up like this. I've learned to have self-esteem for my body, and no shame."

Me: “That attitude will kill us babe.”

Vanessa: “Or make Bakugo a veeeeeeery happy husband.”

Me: “I mean, it would, but blood loss would be imminent.”

Bakugo: "Are you implying I couldn't restrain my blood, and can't stare at Mina's breasts without gushing blood!"

Me: “Did you not see what just happened Katsuki? Oh wait, you were launched across the room, you probably hit your head and forgot.”

------------------------ Time Skip -------------------------

Me: finds a picture of Katsuki and Ashido holding and smiling at each other “I’m gonna use that as my lock screen.” sets

Bakugo: "That's fucking cheesy" 

Ashido: "I think it'd cute! Let me get one of you two!!" 

Me: “Ah, but I'm not very nice to-”

Bakugo: "Fucking fine! But I get one with you two... for fairness." 

Ashido: "Aww, babe~ You want us as your lock screen??" 

Bakugo: blushing "Shut up and take the picture already" 

Me: heavily blushing while hugging Bakugo for the picture

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Vanessa (with a shape shifting quirk): "We can dig a moat around the school, I can be..." morphs into crocodile "THE CROCODILE!! Jazz-hands!" crocodile jazz hands

Aizawa: "No..." 

Vanessa: "Why not?" 

Aizawa: "You say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!"

Me: “Hey Sensei, if we're building a moat, can we take it one step further and put random torches along the corridors? I can even light them for you.” smiles

Aizawa: "Then we'd think we were in Tokoyami's bedroom and everyone would be confused."

Me: “I know, it’d be great.”

Vanessa: laughing