#god i wish this was a copypasta but unfortunately it is too specific to the content i post for it to be one

[dykesymmetry]

Hi my name is Techno An’rchy L’Manhole Philza Way and I have incredible technology skills that include setting up second monitors (that's how I got my name) and I have straightened pink hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and teary blue eyes like arctic ice and a lot of people tell me I look like a dyke (AN: if u don't know what that is get the hell outta here!). I'm not related to Philza Minecraft, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking DILF. I'm a piglin but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale pink skin. I'm also an anarchist, and I go to a syndicate called The Syndicate in the snow biome where I'm the founder (I'm seventeen). I'm a warrior (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly puffy shirts. I love lesbians and I buy all my clothes from them. For example today I was wearing a white puffy shirt with a red cape around it and black leather pants, a gold crown and black combat boots with grey thigh highs aand a red sash. I was wearing pink lipstick, pink foundation, black eyeliner and pink eye shadow. I was walking outside The Syndicate. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of L’Manburgians stared at me. I blow their city up at them.

philza minecraft is not a dilf dont think you can sneak that in there by surrounding it with cursed shit