#god i wish that were me dot jpeg

[schadentekkers]

[dnickels]

getting advertisements for non-alcoholic beers now which feels like a mixed success at best but oh man I would love a nonalcoholic blue moon, actually. I would like a regular blue moon very much but that's not happening and a zero alcohol version would hit the spot so good...

I tried a heineken zero for the first time last year and was pleasantly surprised that it 1. tasted good (shocking bc even when i was drinking hard i thought heineken was piss and would do everything to obtain even slightly more palatable piss) and 2. wasnt triggering. i could have one with my fries and feel like i scratched the itch and not want leave the bar and walk into traffic- or, crucially, order ten more and get really sloppy. Not just my bad impulse control. It was the alcohol in specific!

[mag200]

i took this photo of my tv’s screensaver the other day bc my wife and i were just chatting and this came up and i was like well shay mag200 has gotta get in on this

i cant believe im a household name and for this. thank you. powerful image <3

[theglizzardwizard]

hey im "who the fuck is andy" anon i genuinely do NOT fucking know what youre talking about. i found your posts in the toontown tag ?????????????????????????? why the fuck do you instantly jump to calling me names and assuming im a fan of this person youre just ranting about on the games tags😭😭😭😭😭

Word. Please understand that you are one of however many people sending me asks and I cannot be ASSED to figure out who's on some CSA apologist shit and who's blissfully unaware of the inciting incident.

Like. If this all turns out to be some Random furries getting mad I don't like the porn they make, totally unrelated to the to-be-convicted pedo furry that's mad at me for dumb reasons? I'm still going to wig the fuck out on whoever started it.

[c0rpsedemon]

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[yuripoll]

[coiled-dragon]

i have been watching that gif of orlok fucking. undulating on thomas while he drinks him for Several Minutes Now

it's HOT what can i say

lucky thomas

RIGHT!!!!! RIGHT???

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME DOT JPEG.............

[straightedgesavior434]

Not really dnd movie spoilers but there’s a halfling who’s current and ex girlfriends are both large barbarian women and god I wish that were me dot jpeg

[stormieneko]

I'm just gonna scootch right in here (cuddles in bed with you)

God I wish that were me dot jpeg 🥹

Yay :D Maybe that would help me go back to sleep for a bit

[twinkleomorashi]

Re: your several omorashi enthusiast friends - God I Wish That Were Me Dot Jpeg

It really is truly bizarre that two people I know irl are also into this lol. And the fact that one of them is literally one of my best friends?? And the other I’ve known for over 10 years??? crazy. Now if only I had a gf who liked it too lol.

[fearsomeandwretched]

Hannah being able to rent an entire house for $800 in Iowa. God I wish that were me dot jpeg

[little-flame-prince]

Sorry I said that I thought your months long imprisonment and torture were hot and that "god I wish that was me dot jpeg". I still think that I just won't say it out loud any more.

[heelhausen]

ASH JUST SPANKED XIA BROOKSIDE GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME DOT JPEG!!!!!!!!!!!

[symptoms-syndrome]

[slutdge]

love it when music media outlets interview old metal musicians and ask them "what do you think of the kardashians wearing slayer/cannibal corpse/sabbath etc. shirts as a fashion statement" and theyre just like "who is that"

[trillgutterbug]

im literally SOBBING, can you even believe the raised-non-religious privilege on @twobrokenwyngs