#god i was bad at the out of bounds glitch. it took me like 10 min to get it every time...

[darewolfcreates]

Made some plaza posts for the Grand fest, I don't have any fancy means of drawing on the switch so I just used my finger :]

PHOTO BOMB BLAST PART 2

I had more photos but I guess I gotta be cut off somewhere-

[thatdeadaquarius]

I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

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You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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[murple]

liveblog-ish pt. 2

Once again, some of these are from while I was listening, some are in retrospect. I find that typing while listening takes away from the ~full experience~

Anyways here’s my thoughts from episodes 10 - 15. spoilers, obviously.

(I forget how I formatted it last time so you’re stuck with this)

Ep 10 • Darius? DARIUS!!!! • Dont worry jared I'm just as dense as you. My friend had a crush on me for a year and almost confessed like 3 times and I never noticed • "Not trying hard enough" I'm gonna fistfight this therapist • I'm falling in love with darius by proxy • Oh god oh god camera • HELL YEAH STATIC AND GLITCHES

Ep 11 • WHAT • CASTIO?????? • OH GOD WTF • THIS IS JARED'S LAB PARTNER? THE CREDITS LADY???? • OH GOD • "Some... thing" Aghhhhhhhh • Oh god oh no oh god oh no • "Its" fuck you • Ok I'm gonna shut up and listen • Note from relisten: fuck he's being observed so much • "Creatures like those" this rules out option 1 • NO STAY AWAY FROM GROVE!!! I'm scared of dog sounds but I love him so STAY AWAY • Mr Zimmer sounds like the classic evil podcast man, like cutter • Note from relisten (bc I was too shook and angry the first time): FUCK ZIMMER • Dr rahal????? No he can't be evil too!! • "Human shell"???? • Note from relisten: this puts all the 'curse this flesh prison' in a very different light • Ok I'm gonna listen now

Ep 12 • Yup I knew they were evil therapists • Jared run away with darius. Just. Elope. • Not many notes bc I'm still reeling from ep 11

Ep 13 • IM CRYING THIS IS SO SWEET • Half of the truth is out! Congrats!! • He took that really well, but,,, oh my,,,,, the classic 'staring in horror at your loved one's scars',,,,,,, I have Emotions

Ep 14 • "Pacification of various creatures" fuck • Tbh I forgot abt this guy but he has extreme Long Term Shadowy Big Bad vibes. I feel dread about him • Yes Jamie hacker

Ep 15 • Ace mood. Pls no more details • Oh fuck did past-Jared kill Jamie's friend • I feel like my observations are highly influenced by the fact that I'm listening to this after a year long tma obsession which made me very suspicious of anything that even resembles something nice for the main character. My brain just automatically prepares for the path of deepest tragedy. Anyways I'm still convinced that Jared's past holds some pretty terrible stuff that he'll be horrified by if/when he finds out about it, including but not limited to his involvement in Jamie's friend's death. This is due to both how the blue lady said he changed so much since they last met (which ig could be referring to lots considering the whole "human shell" thing but STILL) and my "we can't have nice things" mentality • (My tone in the previous point was far too stuffy, imagine me saying all that very emotionally and distressedly like the conspiracy theorist I am) • But other than the looming dread, I'm so happy abt jared and Jamie's friendship!! Going from him thinking that he couldn't call her bc they never really talk to inviting her over to his house. Progress!!!!

• I’m completely hooked on this podcast now. Jared sounds like a Friend and I care him so much. I need him and Darius to be okay but at the same time I eagerly await the spooky horror stuff that’s bound to come next

• YIKES after the ep 11 revelation I’m so excited for the next episode,,,,, that feeling of excitement and dread and anticipation and agggghhhhh

• that rec list that said ‘here’s podcasts to fill the tma shaped hole in your heart’ wasn’t lying,,, I daresay this is better than tma. completely different vibes, but more my style (THE PROTAGONIST ACTUALLY HAS FRIENDS!!! GOD I CARE THEM SO MUCH)

• also something I haven’t really mentioned but I’m absolutely LIVING FOR is the sheer amount of queerness....... like, a canon nb protagonist??? with other nb friends???? and they actually like. Talk about gender????? (and also the whole not changing name and pronouns makes me so happy bc I also like my given name and don’t wanna change it, obviously for different reasons than jared, but it’s still nice to relate to) God it just gives me so much good happy feels, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a podcast that has so much good rep, and that’s not even starting about all the other queer relationships and how normal it all is. oh, to live in a queer small town full of cryptids.......

(also just to clarify, jared IS still using he/him, right? bc I’ve seen some fanart descriptions using they/them but I don’t remember hearing him say that he was gonna try that. maybe I missed it. I can be quite oblivious. if so, apologies, my brain decided to blank out at the wrong time and I’ll correct this post)

[yukichilovesbakugo]

Within Reach

Bakugo Katsuki x Reader

Chapter 3

Warnings: Cursing

Master List

It didn't take long for your acceptance letter to arrive. You got in with 65 villain points and only 10 rescue points. Apparently they docked points because you went out of bounds. Didn't matter much to you though, you got in! Bakugo was pretty pissed when he found out you all made it. He wanted to be the only one. Though, to be honest, he seemed more upset that the mouse made it rather than anyone else. Today was your first day at U.A. Academy. Your class was the ever so popular 1-A, and you had a feeling you'd have two of the same classmates from middle school. A small chuckle escaped your lips thinking about it as you slid on your skirt. When you had the whole uniform on, you stood in the mirror. Although you liked function over fashion, you just loved skirts. They were breathable, they flowed well, and they could look both cute and sexy. You loved them. You heard your alarm go off, letting you know it was time to leave for school. After saying goodbye to you grandfather, you headed out. As luck would have it, after a few blocks you ran into Bakugo. Instead of running up to him, you simply teleported next to him.

"Hey." You greeted. The poor boy nearly had a heart attack.

"JESUS FUCK!! WHY DO YOU DO THAT!?" He exploded. Literally. You just shrugged your shoulders.

"It's just easier than trying to catch up normally."

"Well at least warn me or something, asshole." The boy grumbled walking forward.

"You should just expect me to come out of nowhere." You teased a bit as you followed.

"What, are you stalking me?" He gave you a grossed out look. A sigh rang out.

"More like you're always were I am." You shook your head.

"Tch, whatever." He slouched over.

"So, what class are you in?"

"Not telling, shorty. What about you?"

"Guess you'll find out, huh?" You let out a deep yawn. The walk to school wasn't terribly long and you guys ended up getting there pretty fast. You guys searched around and finally found the door labeled 1-A. As both of you reached for the handle, you sighed.

"Same class again." You grabbed the door and pulled it open. After taking a look at the seating chart, you found your seat. Right. Next. To. Him. 'Fate has something against me.' You groaned. The blond just sat down and kicked his feet up. Soon a tall boy with glasses came up to talk to him. You tried to ignore them when you saw a certain green haired boy open the door. You shouted out to him.

"Oi, mouse!" He froze and looked at you.

"Y-yes!?" Poor boy was shaking as you approached him.

"You got in, didn't you? So stop shivering in your shoes." You smacked his shoulder. The tall guy named Iide, something like that, came over as well. You peered over your shoulder to see the blonde click his tongue. When you turned back, a cute brunette and a man in a sleeping bag had appeared. Everyone quickly focused on the man. He got out of his bag.

"I'm Shota Aizawa, your teacher." He started to talk while pulling something out of his bag. "Now hurry up and change then shove off to the PE ground." He then took his leave. The class was left in wonder while you just did as told. You quickly got changed. On your way, you teleported periodically to the field. Of course you were the first one there beside Aizawa. You had recognized your teacher as Eraserhead, the hero that could cancel out quirks.

After waiting a bit, a gust of wind came. It was mildly strong. Your h/l, h/c colored hair blew behind you. Some leaves flew past you. You turned slightly to see someone had arrived. There stood the blonde, who clicked his tongue and looked away. He strolled up to you, but refused to make eye contact.

"What's up with you?" You tried to peak at his face. With his hand he pushed your face back.

"Nothing!" He grumbled as you smacked his hand away. You definitely thought he was acting weird, but you just shook it off.

"Whatever." You guys stood in silence as you waited for the others. After a while, he spoke again.

"Hey-" his eyes glanced at you before he heard the voices of others. "Tch." He shoved his hands into his pocket. The others joined and Aizawa started talking. He explained the quirk assessment and told the class that whoever gets last place will be expelled. The test were fairly easy for you. With the 50 meter dash, you got the best time, 0.25 seconds. It startled everyone a bit at first. For the other test you tried to find creative ways to use your quirk. Then it came to the ball throw. When it was your turn you grabbed the ball from him.

"Aizawa-sensei. You said not to leave the circle, but is the space above it fair game?" He pause for a second, then nodded. You continue to the circle. You stood there, then disappeared. If the students looked in the sky, they could see that you teleported far above and threw the ball. They got a bit scared to see you fall to the ground, but you just teleported back to the circle. Your teacher held up the screen that read '352.7 meters'. After you yawned you returned next to Bakugo. Next up was the mouse. When he grabbed the ball, he seemed to be in conflict with himself. That's when you noticed that Aizawa activated his quirk. He erased whatever the mouse was going to use. This peaked you intrest.

"Weird." You mumbled underneath your breathe. The blonde side eyed you. After the teacher gave the mouse another chance, you figured it out. Before the ball even left his hand, you put two and two together. That was when the ball went flying. The blonde was in utter shock. He then started to charge the green haired boy, quirk going.

"DEKUUU!" It seemed you and Aizawa had the same idea. The man used his quirk and ropes to stop Bakugo while you teleported in front of him, staring him down. As the boy calmed down and walked away, you eyed the mouse.

"I never would have thought..." you trailed off as you followed Bakugo. Soon the other test were completed and the score board was showed. You didn't really care of your rank so you just started to head back to change.

"Hey," you heard a strange voice and turned around. A yellow haired boy walked up to you. "I'm Denki Kaminari, nice to meet you." He smiled at you, but you just looked at him blankly.

"F/n L/n. A piece of advice, staring at people can be considered rude." The boy flinched and let out a nervous chuckle. He had been stealing glances at you since class started.

"O-oh. I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it. You're so beautiful." He winked at you. With a blank face, you spoke.

"Thanks, I guess." You turned to leave when he grabbed your arm.

"W-wait." He tried but you teleported a few meters forward. With a scary voice, you gave a warning.

"Don't touch me, I don't like it." You turned back to him. "And you should give up now. I'm not here to make friends." When you went to leave again, you were met by the blonde.

"Oi, go get changed." He demanded with his arms crossed. After a sigh, you walked away. Unbeknownst to you, the blonde gave the flirt a pretty nasty look before leaving aswell. Once you had changed and gathered your things you went to go home.

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On your way out the gate you saw the boy Kaminari. He went to cross the street, but there was a speeding car. The horn sounded and the boy looked up in horror. Within a split second, you teleported to him and then the sidewalk. You held his arms.

"You okay?" Your e/c eyes met his golden ones. His heart skipped a beat. He ended up short circuiting and shocked you a bit with his quirk. You flinched slightly, thinking you scared him.

"OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!!!!" He bowed at you profusely. You let out a rather long sigh then spoke.

"It's okay. I didn't mean to startle you, sorry. Just be more careful." After pausing for a moment, you noticed your quirk felt weird. You mentally cursed at yourself. Electric type quirks were your weakness. This is why you didn't want to touch him.

"Oi, shorty, you okay?" A deep voice rang out. You turned to see the blond jogging up to you. Just when he was near, your quirk 'glitched'. You teleported rapidly three times, each time within a foot from your original spot. It ended where it started though. "W-what the!?" His red eyes stared at you. Next to you the yellow haired boy stood in shock aswell. You let out a frustrated wine, then explained.

"For some reason, electric quirks always cause me to lose control of my quirk temporarily. It's such a pain." The pikachu boy stared at you in horror. He felt so terrible for doing that to you. Now the other boy, he glared at the yellow haired mess. He had seen the whole thing, and he new that Kaminari didn't mean to hurt you, but he was still a little upset at him. You started to feel some pain gradually build in your head. You knew it was coming. One thing you didn't mention was that it could also cause you get really bad headaches sometimes. "I'm going to head home. You guy be safe." You turned to leave. When the blond went to follow, you turned back again. Your quirk glitched again. "Alone, please." This time you left for good, taking a short cut to the shrine. Poor Bakugo stood, wondering if he did something wrong. He shot Kaminari one last glare, then went to go home aswell. He was deep in thought. All throughout the day, he has had a funny feeling in his chest. To make matters worse, it was only with you around. He doesn't understand it though. Maybe something's wrong with him?

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